I had a dream I was watching my friend from above
There was some chatter that people were criticizing his resume. "It makes it sound like you've only worked a block from your house" (roughly).
Then I see him pull up to the hunt (a large bird). Some guys say "yeah we'll hold him for you", but then they take the kill for themselves from their 2 white vans.
My friend gets in an argument ment with a guy and he starts shooting at my friend. My friend does like a figure 8, taking cover, then charges him with a baseball bat and whacks him so hard you could hear it from above. It inspired me to meme and greentext about it, even.
Then he got captured by a ungabunga gang of white guys who were roleplaying as cavemen with names and titles that were similar to borderlands themed bandits. They had a poster that said "diablo won one". My friend said kind of sarcastically that he's getting scared cause the chief said he's gonna give him a new perspective. I was gonna mock them for being brutal and use their cringe as the fuel, but I was like, they're just having fun.
Then I see him pull up to the hunt (a large bird). Some guys say "yeah we'll hold him for you", but then they take the kill for themselves from their 2 white vans.
My friend gets in an argument ment with a guy and he starts shooting at my friend. My friend does like a figure 8, taking cover, then charges him with a baseball bat and whacks him so hard you could hear it from above. It inspired me to meme and greentext about it, even.
Then he got captured by a ungabunga gang of white guys who were roleplaying as cavemen with names and titles that were similar to borderlands themed bandits. They had a poster that said "diablo won one". My friend said kind of sarcastically that he's getting scared cause the chief said he's gonna give him a new perspective. I was gonna mock them for being brutal and use their cringe as the fuel, but I was like, they're just having fun.