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baste foxxy thread

floof

hi floof

pat pat

Cold brew coffee is dangerous, I can down like a whole gallon before I realize what I've done

>>936961738
hi hi

>>936961740
ha yeah, i always way overdid it with cold brew
can be really tasty though

>>936961792
Oh yeah, it's delicious. Now I need to make more though or friend will be mad at me =p

the sisters boifriend is using the bathtub strat to wash laundry. I tried to start him out with some ideas. but I don't think he's thought out the entire process. this may be the first time he has ever gotten this involved with his laundry.

>>936961845
Bruh, what's wrong with the washing machine? Have you tried hitting it? (Serious suggestion, it works on my mom's dryer)

>>936961880
as far as I know, at least one of the settings just half ass puts some water on your laundry and then it stops. I don't know if it does this for other settings (like heavy duty or something). the last time i tried, it did exactly this. my laundry was damp and the tide pod was barely dissolved.

you do realize more of the world doesn't have a washing machine available to them in any capacity than those who do.

>>936962004
Yeah, but like....you have one

my mom sounded pretty down on our weekly call
always hate that

>>936962038
at least i dont wash my shit in the ganges or some shit.

>>936962101
Lol

>>936962004
aren't you always going on about how such "cultures" are inferior?

>>936962128
fukkin white people.

>>936962182
next you're gonna tell me you fetch your water by balancing it on your head for 3 miles

>>936962253
it actually blows my mind that humans in the parts of the world where they do that haven't even invented the wheel yet.

>>936962311
what if you put the clothes on the wheel, submerge it in soapy water, and spin it around a bunch
someone should get on that

>>936962360
back to my ganges joke and how the power of belief is a hell of a drug.

those people wash their laundry in the ganges because they believe that the river is sacred and has healing and cleansing properties, despite it being brown, foaming with pollution, corpses floating down it and much more.

they literally could collect rainwater and wash in that and it would be 1000x better than what they do. imagine how many skin conditions would be prevented and how much better they would smell.

but no, lack of education, belief, and socioeconomic factors fug them.

>>936962505
pajeet life

>>936962564
i want to go to the ganges just so i can see a corpse ritualistically scattered to the river. and then harvest its skull.

>>936962617
just go steal a skull from the paris catacombs

>>936962642
paris lame, odessa better.

what was that one festival they had earlier this year in india where half of population of the country goes to a place to bath in the river?

>>936962642
This can be arranged.

>>936963000
i member

spood

>>936963057
Aww a little jumper. Keep as pet

>>936963000
>2007
>year of highschool graduation for me

>>936962004
Count portable washing machines in here and 70% can afford a washing machine

>>936963075
absolute state of jeetville
>>936963102
I would if I could, he hangs around

>>936961982
Have you checked to make sure the water lines going in to the washing machine are open? Had a similar thing happen at an apartment I'd moved in to- turns out the spigots had been closed partly. Opening them fixed the issue

>>936962505
the part that really baffles me is that they just dump ANYTHING that has to go in there
then drink from it, wash in it, bath in it etc
Might as well drink dumpster-juice... If they had a dumpster

>>936963209
i don't care enough to really tinker with it. I do my laundry once every 2 to 3 months. and there is a part of me that like being involved and seeing how much dirt comes out of my laundry, instead of leaving it up to the whims of a robot.

*pressure-washes Ethereal*

>>936961792
>>936961740
one of few perks of ADHD you can drink as much coffe as you want it barely does anything to me

>>936962100
fug :<
hope mom is ok

>>936962101
kek

>>936962128
o/

>>936963574
Mental disorder alert. Mental disorder alert.

>>936963766
It's blaring 24/7 in this thread, mate.

>>936963766
nigga its more than one, at least i get legal meth

>>936963868
this ....afterall its a furry thread on /b/

>>936963105
So you've had 18 years to become someone people should envy, are you there yet?

>>936963868
Awareness I have, rudeness I do not. I merely wanted him to feel bad about himself.

>>936964086
no..

holy fuck is it humid out there

>>936963574
the state of the world has got her down
glad the rest of you are happy about it.

>>936964124
>Awareness I have,
hmm
>rudeness I do not.
>I merely wanted him to feel bad about himself.
mhmmm

im so bored ima take a nap now
see yous in a few hours or sumting

>>936964426
later

>>936964259
>the state of the world has got her down
understandable
>glad the rest of you are happy about it.
gallows humor about the world

>>936964124
rent free brother

Bro thinkin' he's special somehow.

>>936964529
you know that's not what I mean.

>>936964711
too drunk to think about one uping the joke further
todays round goes to you fucker

cya next time fags

>>936964993
im both drunk and retarded, i don't

thank fuck its friday

please dont fuck friday, i rather enjoy it

>>936965431
reading comprehension, anon

still 3 more hours of werk tho
(less than I thought tbf)

hmm, I probably should not have responded to the sales rep of this software vendor we use

>>936967170
alright

nick gay

fursi faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGtpOQBTZIc

cat superior

>me and nicks waifu again
cat slut

homo superior

Nick Gurr

I'm telling your wilfe

>>936968270
wife

nick = homosex

anon = fag

Nick = Pedosex

>>936968439
cub does nothing for me

>>936968505
it makes your pp go badoing doing doing

>>936968598
get out

Nick be wilding.

>>936969030
that should've been quite obvious really

>>936969236
what a nice meaty puss. the best

>>936968617
More like, get your dick out amirite.

>>936969513
gtfo

>>936969373
There's sadly a real lack of inner labia on recent artwork.

>>936969373
Bro...

>>936969766
brother you don't like any pussy smdh, not allowed to have an opinion

>>936969756
100%

>>936969756
Cookie is best. Lots of meat there.

now look what you've done

>>936969925
Bro.....

>>936969925
wrong

>>936969766
>

>>936969925

innie pus best

>>936969996
Jesus fuck. If you're going to shave do it right, not that half assed bullshit.

>>936970139
fursi likes nubs scraping away at his cock

Why do I feel pregnant

>>936970363

cuz you had unprotected secks with Judy

>>936970136
we know you like innies pedo boy

>>936970429

I'm not defending Nick. He's posted children and expressed an interest in having sex with dead rabbit bodies.

But you're seriously gonna post cub while calling him a pedo?

PUSSY WARS

oops

the Cat fights back with gay

here you go darwin

>>936971053
Do not tempt the fickle man.

>>936971717
Her

>>936971729
lol

>>936971811
Krystal might be your waifu.

>>936970737

I want a sister like her.

>>936971930
Ah.

Here's one who remembers.

>>936972615
that would probably get really awkward really quickly IRL

>>936972770

>>936972693
Not really. My sister and I did for a while. She saw me looking at porn on my computer one time and started watching it with me. one thing led to another and we were fucking pretty often instead of just watching. Eventually we both just grew out of it, and had our own bf/gf to be with instead, but it went on for about 3 years I think.

>>936972925

I love these roleplays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT4S8A7Vcsk

>>936972925
Well, if it worked out for both of you...

ded

inded

>>936961592 (OP)
Finding this thread right when you go into /b/ is like dodging landmines. You have to avoid looking at pictures of man made horrors until you're safe here.

zzz

>>936974364

I'm gonna head off to bed.
See ya

Wubba lubba dub dub

Man I love anthro women

>>936974427
>I'm gonna head off to bed.
Can I join?

>>936974336

ctrl + f: "fur"

Is there not a creative writing board?

Somehow, I thought there was.

>>936974427
nini gears

bro my coworker pinged me to share a customer's firewall api key in a public channel

>>936974790
Yeah

>>936975903
>>936975903
>>936975903

>>936974980
did you scold him

>>936976418
I told him to delete the message since I updated it. I think he logged off though lmao