>be India
>every 12 years or something
>host worlds largest gathering of humans
>event last 6 weeks
>half a billion humans expected to show up
>for sacred river (literal) shit
>spend over half your GDP to set stuff up
>whole cities of tents
>enough porto-potties to be seen from space
>paranoid CDC levels of healthcare
>new roads and ghetto ass bridges that cross the rivers
>food and water
>Actually bonkers.
>cant hire an artist to draw some nice stuff for the million dollar welcoming arch you just built.