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Summertime Edition

Seguridy

No, thanks.

floof

21 days in, 70 more days to go.

meta cars are meta for a reason
I just casually got place ~75k out of 4.5M doing an accolade
that's top 2% in the world, and I guarantee 1-2% are entirely hackers
top 1% or less is fucking crazy

3 puppies can ruin a day pretty hard

top 75k....

>>936975903 (OP)

>>936977280
and probably 50k are hackers
it's absurd how they do nothing to stop hackers
the leaderboards become effectively meaningless

>>936977507
with 50k to go that tells me you've done minimal attempt sessions to get an actual good time. F-Zero GX grinder here btw.

thread appears to be sinking

Been like that fivever
No point in busted ass leaderboards, PBs and friend leaderboards are the way to go

>>936977577
yeah but top 1% because the actual 1-2% are entirely hackers is nothing to scoff at
it's not my top 1000 in the world out of millions that I did back in Forza 4, but it's not terrible
I fucking hate cheaters tho, I have no idea where I actually stand because of them

>>936977653
well I've topped everyone who's played it because I get pretty competitive with racing, so that point is kind of moot
I still want to go fast as fuck, boi

I watch random Trackmania streamers go for even half decent times. As much as these guys are really good, within less than half an hour of attempts they generally can get a top 100 time out of 50k players fairly easily.

>>936977661
>cheaters

>>936977686
50k compared to 5-15 million tho
that's the equivalent of top 10k for this many players, and again, at least the top 1k are hackers, and my instinct tells me it's closer to 10-50k because clearly they can do it with impunity

>>936977716
yes because the highest times are literally 00:00, and 348 mph which not a single car in the game can do
it's legitimately impossible, the game is infested with cheaters

>>936977716
https://youtu.be/LnORaagp6OI

man you guys play shiddy racing games with zero admin support

MIDI over bluetooth... what a time to be alive

>>936977874
they fun, but yeah, it would be nice if they gave a fuck about hackers
it makes me want to play a true racing sim so I can actually get good

>>936977947
go get trackmania for 50$ a year and do cups of the day and campaigns and weekly mini tracks.

or climb that ridiculous ice tower thats out right now. or do kacky maps

you can actually just play it for free. the 50$ is for internet community support.

Flatout exists

>>936978030
trackmania is too autism for me
I might give iracing a try tho, but if I want sim racing then Assetto Corsa is still top dog

IT'S TIME FOR A SEGA RALLY CHAMPIONSHIP!

DAY TOE NAAA!!!!!!

https://litter.catbox.moe/pr8ofjohbclm02re.mp4

>>936978160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVlcADaT94o
LETS GO AWAY

https://youtu.be/BHHJaEqMSqQ

>>936978160

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm3R2ypn1fk

>>936978256

https://youtu.be/2vbAtwZB2UI

>>936978336
not like this.gif

>>936978307
basically me
I can't believe I'm 2 years away from 30, what the fuck

wizard in waiting

>>936978440
I will NOT become a wizard
I WILL get a job
I WILL get a Camaro
I WILL get a gf
I WILL go back to school

https://youtu.be/XvKgaS4yeVo
>>936978376
OLD

>>936978521
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g7_I6kj9fTc&pp=ygUHbm8gbWVtZQ%3D%3D

>>936978554
wazzup my wizzer

>>936978570
WRONG

Maybe not in that order
https://youtu.be/2DrdctFa2xM

>>936978637
>the magic within me is only ever temporary
>with every new body I must find
>comes a new slate
>no more bone stains
>no more engravings
>any charms i made no longer recognize who I am
>it somewhat proves that magic is inherently tied to the body
>and to find magic of the soul
>requires much deeper meaning
>like how I get along with the vultures, no matter how many bodies I go through.

>>936978792
very true
also no harlots

No hoes, only bros
https://youtu.be/iQWk3Gfhi5E

meanwhile on FA:

would you a fax machine?

>>936978909
nigga u gey

Bill Clinton ovah hea
>>936979047
u gay

i think twitch might be gay

>>936978361

This is another one under the "straight pics I'm saving for gay reasons" heading.

nick = homosex

someone here is clearly turned on by industrial scanners.

>>936979118

>>936979056
gay asssss nigga

>>936979165

The older I get, the gayer I seem to get. If I reach 60, I'll turn into Liberace.

>>936979220
lol

twitch is 'would get fucked in the ass by a male crossdresser' kinda gay

or, take the blackpill and realise the only thing that matters is fun

go your own way.

>>936979276
what type of homo are you?

>>936979334
sapien

>>936979356
damn you

>>936979220

The term homosexual came into use in the 1860s, but gay wasn't a euphemism for homosexuality until the 1920s. How does this guy know what it means to be gay?

Nuh uh, I do the fuckin
>>936979494
He's in the year 1914

>>936979528

The "wild west" era was over by that point.

>>936979528
Sorry I meant 1911 but the epilogue does take place three years later.
>>936979570
Yes

I wish BF6 would come out sooner.

CLOUDS

excuse you

is Dani dead or in a mental asylum?

>>936981369
he's on /an/ every day still
he has ascended
he is faux

>>936981445
kek

>>936981243
>>936981255
>>936981275
>>936981289

>>936981265

He didn't yell at this one for some reason.

>>936979165

8000 out of 3,000,000 on a crazy one
now we're getting somewhere
that 10k barrier is hard to break, and I know for sure the top 1k if not top 5k are hackers

top 0.26%
yeah boi
I'm fast as fuck

100% sure hackers. not some crazy nerds who have grinded out a stellar time for several dozen hours and all have times that are within .001 of each other.

>>936982146
yes, it's well known that the top 1000+ are entirely hackers because there are physics limitation in this game
I'm pushing the limit by rewinding to have the best line, entry speed, exit speed, and landing that I can
if you cut out all the hackers I'm probably close to the top 0.1%... on a wheel, not a controller

the score going from 100-999 is also heavily skewed by a few cars
for reference my car is X class at 999, maxed out, and some fo these cars are B class in the 600-700 range
it's not even possible for them to go that fast
it looks around 3000 is where they start to seem believable because they're using the same car as me
so roughly the top 3000 is hackers which would place me around the top 5000 in the world
I can probably do better

Agera R still reigns supreme in the hypercar class after all these years

Shame there's no multi hour race though, one thing I do miss from The Jew 1

>>936982473
not for what I'm doing
the Mercedes CLK-GTR is by far the best off road car which holds multiple records on dirt tracks
luckily I have one and I don't know how or when I got it

i don't want to discourage you.
my F-Zero brain might be influencing me.
but beating 3 million scrubs who have 1 time, vs hackers, vs the actual community that plays the game; where do you think you are in that actual community?
i barely know how I want to say what im thinking in this line of thought.

because as much as im in the top 60s in the f-zero community, im several levels away from the best of the best.

>>936982672
>don't know when I got it
That's FH5 for you, giving you every car like candy during those wheelspins

>>936981839
>worgie feets

>>936982683
I don't claim to be the best of the best, but I'm not sitting here with thousands of hours either
it's still respectable imo

>>936982744
used to anyway
all I get are 5000 credits now which is bullshit

the beauty of the dedicated Fzero community is that we have an unofficial leaderboard. anyone who becomes passionate enough to grind out times and actually looks for a place to compare will seek us out instead of a system auto uploading any and all bloat.
we get real players there. we get real times there, and the chaff of every nintentard who thinks they are good at the game because they beat the game on normal is not bloating the ladder.
you can see how good you are, people upload their times in video form so you can see where you can shave time to jump a few spots.

>>936981839
Her feet look like they would be exceedingly musty-smelling from being used all day, but aside that, would generally be quite clean and in good shape.

>>936981445
Which threads is he in.

>>936983210
which do you think?

>>936983210
fox thread?
>>>/an/5006760

Moon looks awful red tonight

>>936983939
wont last long, get your sacrifices done fast.

or, fix your white balance

Bluh

>>936984842
for the Bluh God!

Ugh. I'm sleepy.

I've been sleepy all day.

I think I've developed an allergy to grass pollen. Every time I mow the yard, no matter the temperature or my hydration level, I end up with a pressure headache an hour or two later.

I've felt pretty meh ever since mowing this morning. An attempt at napping didn't do anything for me either.

touch grass...oh....

Living with miserable people is miserable.

living with people is miserable

do you see a common fucking theme here

thats right

people

or, living.

>>936985697

is this Dash?

>>936985743
you know, every time i see you here, it's like seeing someone arisen from the dead

if you didn't have a trip, i literally would not believe that you are you

though, you don't have a secure trip, so are you really you?

>>936985735
No, this is Patrick. But seriously, no.

shit, for that matter, am i even me?

>>936985849
Yeah, it's really me. Why's it so surprising?

maybe alex really did become an hero 9 years ago and i am just a figment of his imagination

a remnant of a restless soul

the ghost of christmas past

serial experiments lain

god they killed grok

>>936986069
I dunno. We didn't meet for several years. Meanwhile, I kept seeing names like Dash, GT, Madmax, Gears, SCF3.

Even Adhesive once in a while.

Then I left for some years.

Now, I'm here, and you're here too.

My memory is really bad - I don't even consciously know anything about you, man. But, I feel like we've been through some shit together for some reason.

>>936986093
i hope the entire fucking platform goes away too

That website is full of inane fucking comments.

>go to cover artist's post history
>comments section of a selfie she posted
>"grok, generate nude pictures of this female"

like wtf? people say that shit out loud?

>>936986165
Yeah, I was gone for a few years myself, but I've been back for probably 2 or 3 years now I think. But yeah, I don't think we ever interacted that much. My memory is pretty bad too though. Anyways, feel free to ask whatever.

apparently I can get top 5% in slow cars for monthly rivals (probably not hackers), but struggle with cars that exceed performance of the driving line that is supposed to show where to brake
gonna have to practice in more Lamborghinis to get a feel for their limits and how they drive

Ugh.

It's way too early for me to be this tired.

>>936986243
Indians
>>936986293
:)
>>936986401
Veneno if you want to be the classic FH sweatlord

>>936986472
nah, I'm going after ghosts this time which is always in a specific car which can't be tuned
no shitty AI to make things difficult, just pure skill
couldn't even break top 10% in the Reventon I think it was, but I'm sure that's one car that people use a lot more than others, and have a better feel for than myself

>>936986472
>Indians
Truly amazing how degenerate they act out in public and people just tolerate it for some inane reasoning.

>>936986472
>Indians
like, feather? or, dot?

>>936986333
that's really nice of you
maybe these interactions will come in time

>>936986859
Of course

india

>>936986859
Feathers are too busy drinking themselves to death, taking away the white man's money or dealing with their inane shenanigans.
Dots, of course. The same cunts running much of the software infrastructure into the ground.

should i go to sleep before i completely post nonsense

Awooo!

complete

>>936987269
Post Awoos.

nonsense

that's a comfy floof

is this an awoo

i am deliberately feigning ignorance on knowing what an awoo is.

>>936987607

Would awoo with.

gug

see u in 8 hours

>>936987778
nini bnes

>>936987778
Bye

>>936987778

/)

>>936983031
Love me some stinky skunk pussy

I love goooolldd

getting the hang of this 3d modelling thing

not getting the hang of making mechanical designs that work

chipotle sucks

chipotle isnt that bad

qdoba better

Never been to either one.

unfortunate

>>936991896
>>936991896
>>936991896