Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:20:12 AM No.936984811
>be me
>retarded middle aged man
>decide to start my own "religion" (really cult)
>claim that while alone, I was visited by an angel
>"judaism was close, christianity was closer, but they're corrupted over time. Your faith is the TRUE faith of god, uncorrupted."
>new religious book made
> Conveniently, you allow child marriage and polygamy
>initially received push back by people who are actually smart enough to see through your bullshit, but gain a cult following of morons
>claim "victimhood" out of people rightfully calling you out on your bullshit
fast forward to modern day
>holy city is in desert
>known for being super conservative and barbaric in multiple ways
>cult somehow outlasted your life with millions of devout followers
>cult banned certain drinks arbitrarily
>cult is annoying, and to this day STILL claims victimhood despite controlling large swathes of land
>be Joseph Smith (1805 – 1844)
>pic unrelated
>retarded middle aged man
>decide to start my own "religion" (really cult)
>claim that while alone, I was visited by an angel
>"judaism was close, christianity was closer, but they're corrupted over time. Your faith is the TRUE faith of god, uncorrupted."
>new religious book made
> Conveniently, you allow child marriage and polygamy
>initially received push back by people who are actually smart enough to see through your bullshit, but gain a cult following of morons
>claim "victimhood" out of people rightfully calling you out on your bullshit
fast forward to modern day
>holy city is in desert
>known for being super conservative and barbaric in multiple ways
>cult somehow outlasted your life with millions of devout followers
>cult banned certain drinks arbitrarily
>cult is annoying, and to this day STILL claims victimhood despite controlling large swathes of land
>be Joseph Smith (1805 – 1844)
>pic unrelated
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