Heavens goodness be onto you brothers and sisters! This is a big thank you to God Tyr who who gave me a good hands on justice, law, and mercy!


May the AllFather be pleased with him and give overwhelming goodness to you!


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Heavens goodness be onto you brothers and sisters! This is a big thank you to God Tyr who who gave me a good hands on justice, law, and mercy!


May the AllFather be pleased with him and give overwhelming goodness to you!


Share your gratitude to Tyr and what he did for you.

What do you think he told God when he stood to be judged only to found out Jesus actually was God the whole time?

Is that Prophet Muhammad? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when me and the crew barebacked him raw in the valley of Makkah. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy we ever laid pipe on. I swear to Krishna, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. Muhammad had us screaming into the desert wilderness with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted our cocks until we busted in his mouth. We had fucked that nigga Muhammad non-stop until the break of dawn, but keep that shit on the DL because he said it's haram or some shit. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask us how to "Yarkaboun" Muhammad, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That nigga Muhammad stole our hearts and drank our Zutt.

>>19092863
This zesty Lil ZUTT SLUT

>marries 6 year olds
>fucks 9 year olds
>Muslims defend it

Did Jesus ever used to do these bullshit things until he got put into white knots?

Pfffft mmmmm

>>149841569
It was Muhammad who hated black women not Jesus

hi guys, i need your help and i need it urgently,, im looking for some historical sources, and i need your help. i absolutely remember reading somewhere that muhammed got cucked, possibly by habashis(blacks) but i cant remember where, i need the source for it, any books/records muslim or otherwise anything, if you have or know anything please post it here, thank you for your help in advance.

>be me
>retarded middle aged man
>decide to start my own "religion" (really cult)
>claim that while alone, I was visited by an angel
>"judaism was close, christianity was closer, but they're corrupted over time. Your faith is the TRUE faith of god, uncorrupted."
>new religious book made
> Conveniently, you allow child marriage and polygamy
>initially received push back by people who are actually smart enough to see through your bullshit, but gain a cult following of morons
>claim "victimhood" out of people rightfully calling you out on your bullshit

fast forward to modern day

>holy city is in desert
>known for being super conservative and barbaric in multiple ways
>cult somehow outlasted your life with millions of devout followers
>cult banned certain drinks arbitrarily
>cult is annoying, and to this day STILL claims victimhood despite controlling large swathes of land

>be Joseph Smith (1805 – 1844)
>pic unrelated