/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/eTplxWaAD8o?si=B2ob6N8zm_c_AueF

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

>>937053119
Kill yourself faggot

Foxfu.

>>937053235
Kill yoursrlf animal fucker.

>>937053051 ~(Seija)~
Kendo. Find kendo class where you are and join. Get out and do something fun & interesting.

>>937053119 ~(Vivian)~
That actually sounds good providing it's done correctly and not too sweet. I want a root beer float now...

>>937053130
Has he returned to the Buddhist temple to train in solitude some more?

>>937053235
Fufox.

>QOTT:
Would your waifu enjoy a root beer float?
>Suzuka
I'm pretty sure Suzuka would not enjoy something so sweet & rich, so no.

>>937052870
sounds complicated..
anyway i changed browser and it's good now.
no suzuki scarf? how shameful..

>>937053399
I have absolutely zero interest in that.

>>937053399
If you like root beer floats, you'd likely enjoy it. It was amazing but he doesn't like sweet things like I do.

>>937053418
Not that I wouldn't buy her a very nice scarf. Something with traditional Japanese style cloth patterns on it.
It would highlight her beautiful eyes while keeping her comfy.

>>937053445
How can you be such a weeb and not have an interest in kendo?
Do any of the Touhous carry a kendo stick?

>>937053496
I'm trying to limit my consumption of sweets lately, So I'll likely pass.
I remember when Wendy's offered Frosty floats in Coke a few years ago. That just seemed revolting.

>>937053718
I tend to allow myself to enjoy one overly sweet thing a day, like a pop or some coffee or tea. If I want a dessert, then I skip that.
Vanilla ice cream in Coke is really good but I could easily see it being too much for some.

>>937053718
I have not once in my life met a weeb that showed any interest in kendo.
Listen brother I just watch anime, worship my chuubas, play my kusoge, read a lot of manga and way too many visual novels.
I dont even know what a kendo stick is.

>>937053399
Nein.

>>937053822
I hadn't had Starburst in forever so bought one of those actual bags at the supermarket the other night and preceded to eat like, almost the entire bag while watching TV, and quickly regretted it. Was very silly of me.

>>937053889
>I dont even know what a kendo stick is.
You lose ten thousand weeb points. You must now wait an additional month for Touhou 20.
No kendo, then?

>>937054004
She is a German fox?

>>937054100
Mamimi~

>>937053889
Also, that image:
>"Don't speak to me or my Shimmy ever again."

>>937054789
No.

>>937054920
*sighs*

>>937055002
If it makes you feel better I took karate as a kid.

>>937055044
Well at least there's that, but karate is more normie, while kendo is more weeb. And fun.

>>937054789
Starbursts and skittles are good in moderation. Also I somehow missed the QOTT lol

QOTT: I think Vivian would enjoy sweets, so a root beer float would make her happy as a dessert.

>>937055132
ill take your word for it, its all the same to me.

I'm off for now. I hope you all have a wonderful last few hours of your weekend and a lovely week ahead, and remember:
>The /waifu/ spirit is immortal throughout all eternity.

>>937055191
Have a fantastic day

>>937054789
Du...
Du hast...
Du hast mich!

>>937056693
That subtle thigh squish

>>937056900
SQUISH
THAT
CAT

>>937056900
i have a little sister, and a lot of trips, and an even bigger sister

https://youtu.be/y_MdBIbZT5Y?si=CY5p0_LdhppxFLrG
>kneesocks claimed

>>937059015
Hi Kneesocks claimer.
>>kneesocks claimed
Evertime I read this I see it in my head as pic related lol
>Cute Vivian image

https://youtu.be/TLpzs7LU-1w?si=JKG9nrpvLLwABBfX

>>937059373
I love it, it has been summarily saved!

>>937060473
Glad you like it. I always found those games neat.

I love my wife.

>>937053399
She usually orders a sweet drink, so maybe she would like root beer float. I never had it, so I don't know what it tastes like.

>>937062042
This

>>937062042
I'm biased but I think that the flavor of the root beer pairs well with the sweetness of vanilla ice cream.
And who's your wife?

>>937062468
I will have to try it before I start my cut. It does not seem like a light snack.
>And who's your wife?
Yuki Nagato. A cute powerful bibliophilic alien. Who is yours?

>>937062943
Treat it like a dessert and you should be fine.
Vivian from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. She's a spectre like being that can manipulate fire and pull allies into her shadow.

>>937062418
Don't hit her with the book :(

https://youtu.be/zPFsM_Kz-Y0?si=F6pQZjnUPc_k-J26

>>937060803
They are extremely enjoyable. Elden ring was my game of the year last year!

>>937063368
I still remember waiting for Dark Souls to release with my buddy. I'd never even heard of it and we made a 3 day weekend of playing it.

>>937063851
I was pretty late to the party, I had seen happy souls, and I figured I'd start with the first one and I was immediately hooked.

>>937064278
The world was super neat and expansive, which got me hooked right away. I need to play Elden Ring.

>>937064812
Agreed.
How have you not? It was huge in the gaming sphere for the year it came out. You're going to love it, I'm a bit jealous. For me thats baldurs gate 3, I've avoided it for so long

>>937065205
I didn't have anything to run it back then. I have a gaming laptop now but only a few games on it, one of which is hilariously BG3

>>937065354
Yeah that's fair then. I've been pure xbox for like 18 years or so, so when I got the x, it was the first game I got.
That very much tracks, what with it being d and d adjacent.

>>937066148
I have my old 360 and a Switch lol
And BG3 is pretty damn fun.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>937067719
Hi Akari Claimer. How is your evening going?

>>937067970
It's been a nice day. I'm quite tired now, so not doing much anymore, but it was a fine day.
How are you? Did you have session one of your game?

>>937067015
If it's any consolation, I still rock and old dell as my home computer. That bad boy can run minesweeper baby!
It seems it, looking forward to it.

>>937067747
The Children of the Fur!

>>937068148
Mhm. Stinky bunch, they are. But so cute.

Kill yourselves faggots

>>937068206
Well worth the stench.

>>937068518
Oh yeah.
It is more than I would like it to be, but the two litterboxes I ordered have been delayed. Twice.

>>937068478
Not before I plunge my dick into 14yo Rebecca

>>937068148
It passed what I call the fighter test, where I just play a fighter and see if I have fun.

>>937068013
Quite good. Drinking tea and relaxing.
That's the upcoming weekend but we might also game Wed depending on schedule.

Local pedo moved in down my street. Talm bout making a movie n shit

>>937069048
Ooh, I see. When you first mentioned it, you were talking about prepping for the weekend. I guess that was for Session 0.
Tea sound relaxing, but now that I have kitties, I'm even more glad I've never gotten fond of any hot drink.

>>937068580
That is troubling. Good luck with keeping up on all of that feline fecal fear.

>>937069048
Thats what counts, that's why I do console. Its always been the simplest way for me to play.

>>937069504
Cheers, cheers.
How are ya doing?

Captcha: Nya TM

>>937069504
Same. I saw a friend boot up their next gen X-Box and had to sign in a bunch of nonsense first. I just want to flip a switch and play.

>>937069462
I know where the confusion struck. I said it was for my weekend game lol
And truth. They will knock things over.

>>937063113
I wonder what happens in that shadow

>>937069671
Ahh, that might be it.
Mhm. I've done my best not to let them. They cannot be stopped.
Nothing super bad has happened yet tho.

>>937069959
When I was way younger, I always imagined that Vivian was cuddling Mario super close when they were in her shadow and I'm pretty sure that's both why I like her and why I love being snuggly with people.

>>937070177
She's so cute.
And yeah, as far as pets go, cats are the most independent. They'll sort of do as they please.

>>937070538
That's adorable, I had naughty thoughts~

>>937070538
Which she? Though I'm sure you're right.
Oh yeah, they do whatever. So do I. I am currently pestering the fuck out of them.

>>937070623
It was the equivalent of a naughty thought at that age. I was right on the cusp of knowing what sex was and thinking about being in her shadow with her was a formative thought to say the least.

>>937070631
Akari. She cute.
And that's only fair lol

>>937070851
Plenty of room for imagination heheh but vivi is precious so I'll spare her from my lustful ways

>>937070851
Akari is adorable.
I wondered, since it was a picture of the three sisters. And all three are cute, in their own way. They're a good bunch.
...I just blatantly have a favorite.

>>937070914
Fair but I'm not bothered or anything. I already told my bf that in some weird universe where Vivian was real, we'd share her. In exchange, we have the same rule for Sesshomaru, except that would likely be more me and Sesshomaru sharing him lol

>>937070999
Very true. They are all adorable. But your favorite is well picked.

>>937071127
Sometimes you get a show where all the girls are best girl material. Sometimes you get a show or such where there isn't even a contender.
Hm. I just realized that my sister is the age Hinata is at. (14-15.) It's hard to not see my sis as not being four years younger than she is. Will always be a lil' kiddo to me.
Just like my currently-23-and-25 year old nieces will always be age 17. I have told them this repeatedly. (They insist this is not true.)

I bought Shane. He’s a slampig now

Goodnight you filthy animals, be kind and stay excellent

>>937069570
Doing well, and sadly going to bed. Passed out on the couch, sleep time.
Have a nice night Akari.

>>937069671
I mean that's basically what it is. I mostly hate the online only part of it.
Goodnight Viv

>>937071741
>you filthy animals
>kind and stay excellent
What in the Bill and Ted + Home Alone 2 is this?
Enjoy passing out, yo. Goodnight!

>>937071741
Nighty night

>>937071296
Hinata is pretty cute. Naruto clearly chose well.
Her eyes just pop. That might be why I think Akari is a cutie as well. Plus both are prone to blushing as well.

Trannys don't exist you're crossdressers and don't deserve privileges except depression and a rope

>>937071908
Lol. I meant Akari's middle sister.
I know nothing about -that- Hinata. But I've always liked her design quite a bit. It's definitely the eyes.
Akari blushes all the time and I love it (her).

>>937072023
I gotcha lol
I only know the one Hinata. And yeah, her design is adorable. And yeah, the eyes are quite lovely.

>>937072071
I've never actually known: Is she blind? It's definitely those kinda eyes, but I've never seen anything about it. I just like the way she looks a lot.
I like eyes. Eyes and smiles. Nothing is more important than the face.

>>937072155
She has a bloodline ability called the Byakugan. Her eyes look strange because she can activate an ocular ability that lets her see chakra points.
And very true. A good smile is worth a lot.

>>937072420
Eye abilities, right, Naruto is big on those.
Vivian seems to always be sporting a cute smile herself, and a blush more often than not.

>>937072559
Yeah it went way overboard with them. And yeah her smile, her shyness, and definitely her blushing were big factors that drew me to her.

>>937072672
Makes sense, makes sense. I've always found *a lil') shyness to be cute, and cuteness to be of utmost importance.

>>937072872
It's so endearing and just the cutest thing. It makes you want to hug them and watch them melt.

>>937073339
Yup, yup.
Instead, my cats are on the receiving end of that.

>>937073420
Cats are good for affection. At least some are lol

burger with caramalized onion and blue cheese with bacon

>>937073978
Mine sure are, which I'm ever so glad about.
They noticeably want to be close to me. Something even I cannot deny.

>>937075777
Sweet, trips of my waifu's hair.

>>937075777
>>937075811
Trips and dubs, that's full house that is.

Kill yourself trannys
>>937075811
what waifu? which one? being serious like you got to be specific

imagine confusing an avatar for a waifu

>pass out drunk all evening
>wake up
>elmo wants to kill all the jews
I shouldn't find it funny but it is

I'm also pretty sure I definitely have an aneurysm.
Oh sweet release. So close yet so far.

Look at me, I am the Jalter guy now

>>937080397
How dare you. I will castrate you.
Nigger.

You don't even play FGO

>>937080296
I just got high and passed out instead of drinking woke up made some burgers passed out again.

>>937080483
Its like all I can play since feds stole my tv and shit.

>>937080511
I woke up at one point and got myself mcdonalds but that was like 7pm or some shit hours ago.

Don't even have her 120 10/10/10, broke ahh

>>937080583
Need more QP and shit.
I gave her all her append skills though.
Nigger.

>>937080568
i was on like a 4hr blunt cruise did some wax which still is like doing too much imo. Like damn i need a torch for weed it seems kinda ridiculous but im not refusing

You ain't playin enough lil nigga

when liquor store opens im buying a beer i still got 20hrs till update

>>937080643
Shit I got a nice little dab rig that hits like a beast. Its like hand sized but its damn good.

>>937080665
I just whale. Friend says I need like another 3 or 4 NP copies after NP5 to max everything. She gets her next rate up next year supposedly. I got my Toelicker Morgan. Would like another NP for Merlina and Vritra. A Melu could be cool too. But eh. There is nothing else left for me to really roll for.

>>937080715
Bah I can't stand beer. Liquor and shits where its at. Wines, cognac, and sweet fruity poisons. God I'm forgetting something else too.

Blud isn't NP5

>>937080939
I got her at NP5 though. Fuck off erp tranny.

Oh cool my snickerdoodle ol smokey managed to freeze up in my freezer and turned into alcohol pudding.
Nice.

>>937080296
Actually hes like Ernie

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>>937081351
You mean he's gay and incestous? Fucking muslims. I can not wait for the next crusade.

>>937081602
that's the fat retard you responded to btw the guy with a sex doll with my picture on it. His threads are dead so chills in here sucking faggot dick. He sent me this crazy shit. Dude is gay for me

he went insane and gay.

I killed that faggots threads well more they killed em themselves

>>937082331
Snorer

>>937082886
Ye

Good morning all

https://youtu.be/3bqAk4eEDXs?si=DB00PgPCshKM-gVu

>>937083273
Sup?

>>937083606
Greetings.

>>937083632
starving.

>>937083632
Morning! How are we today?

Horny

>>937083774
Uhh try asking Jules for a free pizza? He owes me one, tell him to give it to you instead.

>>937083843
Not bad not bad. Busier than I was hoping for. Well, busy in bad ways at least.
How are you doing?

>>937083843
How are you gone for years and now posting everyday

>>937084080
At least it's busy for you. Makes it go by faster at least.
Also not bad. Coffee and and a little minecraft before I head off to work

>>937084260
Is that the poster everyone larps as?

>>937084306
the one people larp as is normally someone "new" to pretend there's new posters

>>937084379
but there's no such thing as new posters
nobody ever larped as me when I started posting itt

matter of fact nobody ever posted my waifu when I was in my lurking days either

ayy lmao

>>937084268
Too quickly. I'm still sleepy like I woke up an hour ago, but actually I'm going home in <2 hours.
Look at him everyone, a chicken jockey enjoyer.

>>937084465
I'm going to block you if you keep replying to bait

>>937084080
I dont go around asking people for free stuff, thats not my style.
I ask for a small loan ill never pay back and sometimes get it.

>>937084489
' fuck are you?

>>937084621
Hmm. Suppose someone else asked him.

>>937084465
Yeah, those days blow. Almost there! I'd say get a coffee, but it's a little late for that.
Its true, as a child I yearned for the mines. Played it for years on the same world and I like to get the achievements. There's one that I've been dreading and I've been slowly chipping away at it.
I kinda wanted a chicken jockey, they added a music disk for killing it.

lol
just lol

>>937084967
huh

>>937085160
No kiddin.
>There's one that I've been dreading and I've been slowly chipping away at it.
What kind of achievement?

>>937085657
If hypothetically someone were to ask Jules to get you a pizza. How would that jive with your style?

>>937085702
Mayhaps.
However they closed the kebab pizzeria next to my apartment so I cant really get one anyway so its gg regardless.
Which is fucking annoying, where the hell am I supposed to get kebab from now.

>>937085702
Smithing with Style, you have to get the rarest armor trims. Very boring, very time consuming. Treasure room is going to look top though. Making full sets on stands.

>>937085992
It's so over.

>>937086030
Got to make multiple sets of armour?

>>937086416
That it is, and now youve made me hungry once again.
I'll remember this.

Oh yeah bro I'll be gone on time no way is there gonna be urgent shit that needs dealing with coming in the last 40 minutes bro.
Anyway time to add more shit in the backlog.

>>937086495
I was trying to help...

>>937087606
All is forgiven.

>>937087639
cute

I hope you faggot troons are miserable today.

>>937084421
You don't have a waifu when lurking so that's a contradiction. The only time you have a waifu is when you post them. waifu is interchangeable with avatar since the sexual repression

>>937082186
It’s funny because you know Nuri could easily make a thread with her tits and timestamp and blow up but we don’t talk about how she doesn’t advertise herself like you claim

>>937086416
Technically only one piece, but I may as well do the full set for each

I need a gyaru or menhera jap wife in my life so badly...
Or both!

>>937095453
Her, or the holocaust?

>>937094350
Yes they do. Literally said like 25% off OF subscription for christmas. Besides the Throne account
I'm not dealing with you ewhore schizo you're getting filtered

like lol just own up to being a prostitute and groomer it's not that bad. when you tell bitches to sell nudes because they ought to if they get naked you're literally grooming with the promise of money btw

>if i show tits ill get attention
probably not it's played out but i can post a pornstar and literally get 30 replies it's a low bar

Butt

>>937096109
>/soc/ reject camwhore is retarded enough to drive a tesla
well, she IS brown

R O D E N T
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this guy is still making maysissy seethe lol

>>937097931
>sissy
but you're literally trans and/or a faggot

you litcherally spent the last year and a half trying to figure out who i am and still haven't been able to lol

>>937098445
You're literally a faggot who's pro trans

I don't need to know exactly who you are you're desperate for attention shitting up the thread

>>937099164
>>937099164
>>937099164

>>937053083 (OP)
Although we don't have a waifu board, I see the wisdom of you creating one! I feel your pain with the no erp.

>>937101039
there is a waifu board called /mai/ it's just on 8ch