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Anonymous No.937147517 >>937147519 >>937147522 >>937147528 >>937147555 >>937147579 >>937147682 >>937147707 >>937148760
WARNING!!! UNSCHEDULED OFFBOARD ACTIVATION!!!
Anonymous No.937147518 >>937147638
OPEN THE IRIS.
Anonymous No.937147519 >>937147525 >>937147531 >>937147589 >>937147697
>>937147517 (OP)
GOOLD?
Anonymous No.937147520 >>937147521 >>937147523 >>937147544 >>937147549 >>937147562 >>937147654
>the incongruity between offworld dialing opening the gate instantly and incoming wormholes making the gate spin up
Anonymous No.937147521
>>937147520
Your iris sir?
Anonymous No.937147522 >>937147526 >>937147537
>>937147517 (OP)
Stargate is gay and stupid and major carter was never hot
Anonymous No.937147523 >>937147542 >>937147571 >>937147655
>>937147520
Off world they always have the original dialing device.
We slapped together our own, so we need to spin it.
In some episodes where the gate dualing device is fucked up, the team has to manually spin the chevrons and input them.
Anonymous No.937147524
I hope Stargate stays dead and doesn't get brought back as a walking corpse like Star Trek and Star Wars.
Anonymous No.937147525
>>937147519
Anonymous No.937147526 >>937147536 >>937147578
>>937147522
>major carter was never hot
Anonymous No.937147527
Anonymous No.937147528 >>937147530 >>937147581
>>937147517 (OP)
The movie was better than the tv show.
Anonymous No.937147529 >>937147532 >>937147543 >>937147560 >>937147643
The last two seasons retreading the Goa'uld storyline of 'advanced aliens pretending to be gods' was so lame but the 200th episode was fantastic.
Anonymous No.937147530
>>937147528
How's the reboot trilogy coming along, Roland? Cancelled? Never happening? Too bad.
Anonymous No.937147531 >>937147538
>>937147519
Anonymous No.937147532 >>937147533 >>937147534
>>937147529
Are you talking about Atlantis or Universe?
It was so long ago, but I remember Universe being utter shit but Atlantis was nice.
Anonymous No.937147533 >>937147535 >>937147543
>>937147532
He's talking about the Ori
Anonymous No.937147534 >>937147535 >>937147539
>>937147532
What? I'm talking about SG-1. I heard Universe started off awful but was improving until it got canceled which sucks but is understandable, not every show can start off bad and then given leeway to become good.
Anonymous No.937147535
>>937147533
>>937147534
Ah makes sense.
I watched this shit in middle school.
Anonymous No.937147536
>>937147526
sexo
Anonymous No.937147537 >>937149289
>>937147522
It's gay and stupid but also fun as hell
I prefer Fraiser too
Anonymous No.937147538 >>937147540
>>937147531
Anonymous No.937147539
>>937147534
Pretty much this, they started introducing more locations, planets and implied civilizations. Then right before they were about to drop the meaty good stuff they got cancelled. But yeah, it started off shit.
Anonymous No.937147540 >>937147541
>>937147538
Shol'va!
Anonymous No.937147541 >>937147612
>>937147540
That particular word would make a good drinking game until the start of season 3 at the very least
That's how far along I am
Anonymous No.937147542
>>937147523
Yeah, literally explained early on that they daisy-chained all of the best supercomputers the USAF has access to and its like 15% the power of a true DHD
Anonymous No.937147543 >>937147545
>>937147529
>>937147533
Yeah, honestly i think they killed off anubis and realised they had already been contracted for another couple seasons

Ben Browder and Claudia Black reunion was lovely though, love me some farscape
Anonymous No.937147544
>>937147520
shut up it looks cool
Anonymous No.937147545 >>937147588
>>937147543
>realised they had already been contracted
Stargate was cancelled, which is why they had to wrap up the major plot points of the Ori and Ba'al's Clones in made for TV movies. If they were just filling time until their contract was over they would've plotted it to end neatly in the seasons they had left.
Anonymous No.937147546 >>937147554
I sound like a faggot. But i like how humanity in the show gets stronger as seasons go on.
Anonymous No.937147547 >>937147548 >>937148129
>tfw no stargate 4 player co-op fps

This shit could be the next vermintide i'm sure of it. For classes you could have Marine, combat scientist, rebel jaffa, tok'ra and many more
Anonymous No.937147548
>>937147547
That would be cool
Anonymous No.937147549 >>937147550 >>937147582
>>937147520
never bothered me, meanwhile
>LED gate
>space gate, dial wrong address and die
Who thought this retarded shit made sense
The SGU gate is kino tho
>low tech version
>need to spin the entire thing
>instead of a specific part
Anonymous No.937147550
>>937147549
Because SGU had stargates added in after production had already started

Started off as a completely original IP then somewhere along the way they slapped the stargate franchise on it
Anonymous No.937147551 >>937147576
>it's a Teal'c fucks a white woman episode
Anonymous No.937147552
>Anubis dies
>Show becomes Fargate
At least Atlantis was good.
Anonymous No.937147553
>its a replicator episode
boring
Anonymous No.937147554
>>937147546
They really don't though. 90% of Earth's safety is because the Asgard put it in the Protected Planet's Treaty. Their ships don't even get energy weapons until the Asgard give them away before suiciding.

The human race survives because the same four quipping jackasses keep stumbling into saving the day.
Anonymous No.937147555 >>937147557 >>937147559 >>937147566 >>937147567 >>937147642
>>937147517 (OP)
>picrel comes out the portal
>gate's locked, can't be powered down and more are coming
>you can't outrun them

what now
Anonymous No.937147556 >>937147558
They don't make comfy sci-fi like this any more.
Anonymous No.937147557
>>937147555
h-hope it has a taste for cock
Anonymous No.937147558
>>937147556
Daniel really nailing that "nerd trying to look badass" pose
Anonymous No.937147559
>>937147555
Replicators are worse, IMO.
Anonymous No.937147560 >>937147561
>>937147529
I wouldn't have even given a fuck but did they really have to give the foot solders staff weapons AGAIN.
Anonymous No.937147561
>>937147560
>metal and chainmail armor
>staff weapons to kill
>little sidearms to stun
Am I describing the Jaffa or the Ori soldiers?
Anonymous No.937147562 >>937147565
>>937147520
offworld dialing without a DHD definitely makes the ring spin but after a few seasons they just don't bother with inserting the same stock shot that shows the spinning every single time.
also the gate prop broke down regularly and couldn't spin most of the time, hence later models having no moving parts
Anonymous No.937147563
IN THE NAME OF THE GODS SHIPS SHALL BE BUILT TO CARRY OUR WARRIORS OUT AMONGST THE STARS AND WE WILL SPREAD ORIGIN TO ALL THE UNBELIEVERS.
Anonymous No.937147564 >>937147569 >>937147574 >>937149040
mystery nigga
Anonymous No.937147565 >>937147596
>>937147562
Personally I liked how super wobbly the chevrons were every time you got a closeup, was it really that hard to make a prop that just... doesn't?
Anonymous No.937147566
>>937147555
I'd be scared of the powerful entity that could dress xenomorphs as maids and use them as fucktoys.
Anonymous No.937147567
>>937147555
Get them to clean my ship.
>But they ask for room to lay their eggs.
Look, if it means my sanitation crew can focus on cleaning the lavatory which hasn't been done in months those aliens can lay eggs on my the cruise missles for all I care.
Anonymous No.937147568 >>937147570 >>937147572
Why hasn't there been a Stargate game yet? Could easily retheme XCOM's gameplay for it
Anonymous No.937147569
>>937147564
literally me
Anonymous No.937147570 >>937147577
>>937147568
There have been several
Anonymous No.937147571 >>937147724
>>937147523
Anonymous No.937147572
>>937147568
Literally all we need is just an XCOM 2 modpack to overhaul it.
Anonymous No.937147573 >>937147671
Who was your favorite side character? Ba'al was always based
Anonymous No.937147574
>>937147564
>i am anonymous, i do not forgive and i do not forgot
Anonymous No.937147575 >>937147592
Anonymous No.937147576 >>937147583 >>937147585 >>937147616
>>937147551
I honestly don't rememver any

There was that one where he was bit by a bug and slowly mutating while a loli cares for him after he ran away from base but mostly he was faithful to his hot ebony wife
Anonymous No.937147577 >>937147599
>>937147570
I don't believe you
Anonymous No.937147578 >>937147590
>>937147526
A nanobot swarm wanted to tap that btw
Anonymous No.937147579 >>937147586
>>937147517 (OP)
the only good stargate game would be a fps game where you do all your missions thru the stargate
like destiny 2 or disgea
preferably not live service
fuck it would be so fun if done well lol
Anonymous No.937147580 >>937147584 >>937147600 >>937147624
Is this the most cursed franchise in the history of TV?
Anonymous No.937147581
>>937147528
yeah it was but the tv show is a 9.5/10 lol
atlantis was good too till like season 3 or 4
universe or w/e it is is trash
the later seasons of sg1 are trash too
like season 8 onward
Anonymous No.937147582
>>937147549
>space gate, dial wrong address and die
in-universe reason was the Ancients wanting to keep certain human worlds isolated since the Milky Way had been wiped by a plague.

actual reason is that it was much much cheaper to use full CGI than setting up a location gate prop, or even inserting a CGI gate in the background of a location shot.
Anonymous No.937147583
>>937147576
litterally every episode teal'c's actor was the writer/director for lmao
even that broad from enterprise
Anonymous No.937147584 >>937149153
>>937147580
ahem
Anonymous No.937147585 >>937147587 >>937147594
>>937147576
there is 0 woke in sg1 except for that 1 episode about mongols and gender shit
and it wasnt even that bad lol
Anonymous No.937147586
>>937147579
fps with squad commands like brothers in arms road to hill 30 or x-com
Anonymous No.937147587
>>937147585
In like 2 or 3 episodes after that one its the caveman virus episode where Daniel Jackson justifies rape lmao and later becomes the alpha Unga Bunga
Anonymous No.937147588
>>937147545
The seventh season SG-1 was supposed to be the last and the outpost in Antartica was supposed to be Atlantis, but then they got an eight season and Atlantis was moved to a different galaxy. With the Ori storyline they did expect to get an 11th season, but the channel unexpectedly cancelled. Same with Atlantis, it was supposed to get a sixth season but was cancelled unexpectedly after the fifth.
Anonymous No.937147589
>>937147519
andt what of good solonius?
Anonymous No.937147590
>>937147578
id pump her full of my nanobots, if you catch my drift
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Anonymous No.937147592 >>937147593
>>937147575
>video game episode
>comes out in 2004, the same year as Doom 3
>game is about on par with Doom 3 graphically, just brighter
I would have played the shit out of that if it was real, even if it's just the episode scenario over and over again with RNG elements.
Anonymous No.937147593 >>937147595
>>937147592
it was supposed to be real
Anonymous No.937147594 >>937147597
>>937147585
That episode was written by the same woman that wrote that awful Tasha Yar episode in the first season of TNG
Anonymous No.937147595 >>937147713
>>937147593
dev company produced a shit product and the parent company canceled it
Anonymous No.937147596
>>937147565
SG-1 had a shoestring budget compared to Star Trek, and they had to rebuild the gate prop on that budget since the movie one was unusable.
even if the whole Stargate concept allowed for cheaper episodes, the Stargate design itself was very expensive. showing one person getting through the gate cost them $5,000 in CGI, and setting up an in-location gate prop could eat up most of the in-location budget. so over time they developed all kind of tricks to reduce the actual screentime of the activated Stargate prop to a bare minimum.
Anonymous No.937147597
>>937147594
>same writer
>same plot
Did nobody on the production team notice this? It's pretty glaring since they're both first season episodes.
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Anonymous No.937147599 >>937147620
>>937147577
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1523650/Stargate_Timekeepers/
Anonymous No.937147600 >>937147601 >>937147609 >>937149231
>>937147580
had a pretty decent run and ended when it needed to even when they were unnecessarily stretching it thin. only thing cursed about stargate is that it cannot get a single video game title to become a thing, the games are always either cancelled or released half-baked.
Anonymous No.937147601 >>937147607 >>937147614 >>937147615
>>937147600
There was this huge, overambitous MMO that was actually in active dev

Like most huge, overambitous MMOs it died after just 6 months of development mismanagement
Anonymous No.937147602 >>937147607
It would've been fun
Anonymous No.937147603 >>937147605 >>937147608 >>937147610 >>937147611 >>937147632 >>937149255
I just finished TNG.

How is Farscape and DS9? What about SG-1?
Anonymous No.937147604
someone made a natural selection map of sg-1. the marines started in the sgc and through the stargate where aliens started was a big pyramid
Anonymous No.937147605
>>937147603
SG-1 or Babylon 5
both are great
Anonymous No.937147606
>closest thing we get to a Stargate strategy game is a mod by autistic Germans for an old Star Wars RTS
https://www.moddb.com/mods/stargate-empire-at-war
Anonymous No.937147607
>>937147601
>>937147602
everyone wanted a piece of the world of warcraft pie
Anonymous No.937147608 >>937147618 >>937147633 >>937147673
>>937147603
farscape is great
Anonymous No.937147609
>>937147600
>ended when it needed to
It was taken out from under them when they wanted to at least wrap up what they had. And even then both Ark of Truth and Continuum really stretched it as thin as it would go without slipping into parody.
Anonymous No.937147610 >>937147613
>>937147603
>Farscape
this series is not comfy
Anonymous No.937147611
>>937147603
Farscape is goated, it was the edgy sci fi show of the time with lots of sex and bloody violence, all while they guy who made the muppets does the sfx
Anonymous No.937147612
>>937147541
>its a Chronos episode
>blackout drunk before the third act
Anonymous No.937147613 >>937147617
>>937147610
why do you say that?
Anonymous No.937147614 >>937147615
>>937147601
yeah, i remember seeing boxes of that stargate MMO on shelves for pre-order.
Anonymous No.937147615
>>937147614
>>937147601
It's immortalised by being eternally advertised on the Season 10 DVDs
Anonymous No.937147616 >>937147625
>>937147576
>ebony
Anonymous No.937147617
>>937147613
>hey, should we implant the device which releases the mind control chemicals in the brain or under the skin?
>nah get the eye-yanker more fun that way
Anonymous No.937147618
>>937147608
Damn, I watched season 1 in 2023 and didn't notice her being so milfy. A supernova making her horny was fun though.
Anonymous No.937147619 >>937147622 >>937147627
Anonymous No.937147620
>>937147599
I didn't expect much but... wow.
Anonymous No.937147621
>that Origins shitshow that had even worse effects than the first season of SG1
Why
Anonymous No.937147622 >>937147626
>>937147619
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Anonymous No.937147624
>>937147580
Nah, it ended before they could make it lame and gay. Sure, there was an attempt with SGU and that weird miniseries no one gives a fuck about but I'm glad it's dead and buried instead of a shambling corpse like Star Trek.
Anonymous No.937147625
>>937147616
Yes

This one, honestly just around to re-watching and forgot this spicy negress died
Anonymous No.937147626 >>937147628
>>937147622
Anonymous No.937147627 >>937147635
>>937147619
As I said earlier, the 200th episode was pure kino
Anonymous No.937147628
>>937147626
Anonymous No.937147629
This is a good thread thanks lads
Anonymous No.937147630
XTREM Wormhole > SG1
Anonymous No.937147631 >>937147664 >>937147666
I was fascinated with this woman when I was a kid
Anonymous No.937147632
>>937147603
DS9 is unironically the best Trek has to offer.
Anonymous No.937147633
>>937147608
So sad she wore so much of that blue paint she became allergic and couldn't do it anymore.

Was very nice when she came back for the movie though
Anonymous No.937147634 >>937147636 >>937147637 >>937147640 >>937147645
>this is our sexy femme fatale character
...grim
Anonymous No.937147635
>>937147627
that first shot of the gate being winched up is reused from a S6 episode though. where they already made a meta-joke about how using a winch made the moment far less epic than the similar scene in the movie.
Anonymous No.937147636
>>937147634
Look, she's trying her best with her jewy horse face.
Anonymous No.937147637
>>937147634
she cute
Anonymous No.937147638
>>937147518
JAFFA TONGUE MY CHAPPA'AI
Anonymous No.937147639
Anonymous No.937147640
>>937147634
Claudia black sadly hit the wall hard

She's a 9/10 just 5 or 6 years before this
Anonymous No.937147641 >>937147646
Ayy better stay on it's side of the gate, I'm fucking everything that flies, steps, or slitters out, I'm cumming inside of it.
Anonymous No.937147642
>>937147555
Nah, you don't understand, it can't outrun me.
Anonymous No.937147643
>>937147529
Tbf the ori basically are gods and they literally gain power through faith
Anonymous No.937147644
>we're bringing in the two leads from Farscape because Farscape was organically popular while Stargate was old and lost a lotta steam due to how stupidly the power escalation went
>but just to remind the audience this isn't Farscape we're gonna pair Claudia Black up with Dr. Daniel Jackson
Anonymous No.937147645 >>937147648 >>937147650 >>937147718
>>937147634
You wouldn't?
Anonymous No.937147646 >>937147649 >>937147651
>>937147641
based
Anonymous No.937147647
I don't mind the later seasons of SG-1. I was more in it for the campy episodic stuff rather than the overarching plot.
Anonymous No.937147648 >>937147652 >>937147658
>>937147645
it's odd when i was younger, YES.
just re- watching SG1 now and holy hell, it's this the woman i was masturbating to?
Anonymous No.937147649
>>937147646
Ayy gonna get pregnant
Anonymous No.937147650
>>937147645
I would because she looks like someone I know
Anonymous No.937147651
>>937147646
holy fuck Carter is pure sexo
Anonymous No.937147652
>>937147648
Even if she offered you sum fuk?
Anonymous No.937147653
I'm still forever mad Atlantis ended just when we were about to get more kino earth episodes.
Anonymous No.937147654
>>937147520
Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.
Anonymous No.937147655 >>937147657
>>937147523
No what he's talking about is when another gate was dialing earth. They'd punch in the sequence in the DHD and open the gate in seconds, but when the pov flipped back to the SGC being dialed-in you'd see the gate spinning and taking 10x longer to open.
Anonymous No.937147656
Does anyone have the Prigozhin jaffa post?
Anonymous No.937147657
>>937147655
Incoming dials on earth end are inconsistent as fuck I'll definitely agree on that.
Anonymous No.937147658 >>937147659 >>937147729
>>937147648
All sci-fi is like that. Go back and watch firefly, Inara goes from this otherworldly goddess to a 7/10
Anonymous No.937147659
>>937147658
I still wanna fuck the blue mommy from Farscape.
Anonymous No.937147660 >>937147661 >>937147662 >>937147663 >>937147665
FUCK.
I have FINISHED stargate. And Farscape. And Firefly. And all Star Treks from Enterprise backwards. And I'm nearing the end of babylon 5.

What is there to watch next
Anonymous No.937147661 >>937147665
>>937147660
Lexx.
Anonymous No.937147662 >>937147667
>>937147660
Andromeda.
Anonymous No.937147663
>>937147660
Red Dwarf.
Anonymous No.937147664
>>937147631
For me it's Osiris.
Anonymous No.937147665 >>937147717
>>937147660
You are running the gauntlet my man.
Orville had a rough s1, then the next few seasons I liked, then the last season had a lot of stinkers and some really shit writing.
The Expanse S1-2 were great. Then it was decent, then the last season was shit.
Another Life on netflix had a cool idea, but was complete and absolute shit. Ungodly terrible character writing.
The original Battlestar Galactica was good, but definitely a different era.
I didn't like the newer Battlestar, but a lot of people did.
>>937147661
My man.
Anonymous No.937147666
>>937147631
her episode was my sexual awakening
Anonymous No.937147667 >>937147668 >>937147669 >>937147672
>>937147662
Wow I memory holed this show for decades now.
I remember nothing besides the captain and the ship. I just remember it being a really lackluster show.
I should watch some of it again.
Anonymous No.937147668
>>937147667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVkmC1CrpQM
Anonymous No.937147669 >>937147672
>>937147667
it has its moments
gets bad around season 4, and becomes irredeemable dogshit in season 5
there's some fun cameos from stargate and trek actors in some episodes though, along with that dude who was candyman (forget his name) and michael ironside iirc
Anonymous No.937147670
UNSCHEDULED OFFSERVER ACTIVATION!!!
Anonymous No.937147671 >>937147675 >>937147709
>>937147573
he was absolutely great
Anonymous No.937147672
>>937147667
>>937147669
It goes downhill from middle of season 2 onwards.
Kevin Sorbo demanded simpler stories with more action so they fired Robert Hewitt Wolfe.
Anonymous No.937147673
>>937147608
Anonymous No.937147674 >>937147676 >>937147677 >>937147690
Don't forget Babylon 5.
Anonymous No.937147675 >>937147678
>>937147671
>dead at 56 in a windsurfing accident
what a way to go
Anonymous No.937147676 >>937147679
>>937147674
we could never
also check out the babylon 5 mod for freespace 2 if you havent already, its pretty much the best B5 'game' we're ever going to get
Anonymous No.937147677
>>937147674
Meesta garibaldi
Anonymous No.937147678
>>937147675
Anonymous No.937147679
>>937147676
Anonymous No.937147680 >>937147681 >>937147683 >>937147706
I loved the original movie but never seen anything made after it. Should I dive in?
Anonymous No.937147681
>>937147680
Most Seasons are pretty good, yeah
Anonymous No.937147682
>>937147517 (OP)
See you later bros, wish me luck on this planet you're sending me too, I heard they have tendies I'm trust you.
Anonymous No.937147683 >>937147684
>>937147680
you have missed out on some of the greatest KINO
Anonymous No.937147684 >>937147685 >>937147686 >>937147687 >>937147689
>>937147683
I didn't realize before, but he managed to convince Teal'c to help him play golf in these loops, fucking kek.
It is the blackhole episode, right?
Anonymous No.937147685 >>937147686
>>937147684
I meant the Ancien time machine episode, not the black hole (no loops), woops.
Anonymous No.937147686
>>937147684
>>937147685
Anonymous No.937147687 >>937147688 >>937147747
>>937147684
Tealc was also caught in the time loop with him
Anonymous No.937147688 >>937147691
>>937147687
Oh, totally forgot about that. Maybe it's time for me to watch it again...
Anonymous No.937147689 >>937147692
>>937147684
Teal'c started every loop getting a door slammed into his face so it's easy to see why he was so quickly convinced to stop giving a shit

They also spent like a month in that time loop
Anonymous No.937147690
>>937147674
Anonymous No.937147691 >>937147693
>>937147688
Anonymous No.937147692
>>937147689
The tokra said it was several months that they were unable to contact them
Anonymous No.937147693 >>937147695
>>937147691
Anonymous No.937147694 >>937147698
I love sg-1 but the time travel shit made the show end on a low point in season 8. Though I thought that one episode with time travel and the insidious advanced race making humans infertile was great.
Anonymous No.937147695
>>937147693
kek
Anonymous No.937147696
Farscape and Babylon 5 best
Anonymous No.937147697
>>937147519
Anonymous No.937147698
>>937147694
>the insidious advanced race making humans infertile
that episode has lived rent-free in my head for around 20 years
Anonymous No.937147699 >>937147703
does anyone have that 'I use a p90 for home defense' pasta? I've been looking for it for ages.
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Anonymous No.937147702
>It's a Maybourne episode
Has there been a character that went from completely hated to beloved, since this guy.
Anonymous No.937147703
>>937147699
I only saw the one form that had..
Use: Stargate LARPing.
Anonymous No.937147704 >>937147705
I wish this character made another appearance.
Anonymous No.937147705 >>937147715
>>937147704
It's weird to me that someone can just be immune to Zats.
Anonymous No.937147706 >>937147708 >>937147721
>>937147680
It's great, though it takes liberties over the original movie. The TV shows are essentially a different canon (or an alternate universe), where the events of the movie still took place, but with different types of aliens, different people with similar names etc. A sort of weird shifting things around.

Season 1 of SG-1 isn't strong, but it picks up from there. The mid-run seasons are fantastic. Seasons 9 and 10 lose some steam, but the show never turns bad. There's only one episode in its entire run that fans would recommend new viewers to skip (S1, "Emancipation"). 9/10 Sci-fi, almost want to give it a full 10.

Atlantis is good, but sloppy. Its highs are just as high as SG-1s, but its lows are lower. I find its setting, characters, visual design, music etc. extremely comfy, but it is plagued with occasional aimless writing and a loss of direction in its last two seasons. 7.5/10, personal bias wants to go for an 8.5.

Universe has a cool concept, but it gets bogged down in contrived BSG-inspired interpersonal drama for its first season, and the writing asspulls all kinds of devices to allow the characters to not deal with the limitations initially dealt to them by their circumstances. It starts getting really good through season 2, only to end on a cliffhanger after cancellation. 5/10.

TL;DR You're likely to love SG-1 and enjoy at least parts of Atlantis.
Anonymous No.937147707
>>937147517 (OP)
>see pic
>instantly think of Midna's butthole
This place ruined me.
Anonymous No.937147708 >>937147714
>>937147706
>Seasons 9 and 10 lose some steam
8, 9 and 10 were all completely superfluous.
Anonymous No.937147709
>>937147671
>top ten tau'ri torments
read that as top ten tau'ri moments.
and to be honest there were plenty of R E T A R D moments by star gate command
Anonymous No.937147710 >>937147712 >>937147755 >>937147976
>7of9 at home
Anonymous No.937147711 >>937147716 >>937147753
I think the Asgard had the best ships.
Anonymous No.937147712 >>937147755 >>937147976
>>937147710
Anonymous No.937147713
>>937147595
>armoUr
Anonymous No.937147714 >>937147722
>>937147708
Superfluous, but not bad. Still good sci-fi in their own right, even if they don't feel like the SG-1 of old.
Anonymous No.937147715 >>937147719
>>937147705
I assumed it was his armor
Anonymous No.937147716
>>937147711
For me, it's the wraith.
Anonymous No.937147717 >>937147720 >>937147728
>>937147665
New Battlestar had plenty of stuff wrong with it, but it also had about 1/3 of the show being the best military sci-fi television ever produced. It's worth the slog, just dont be afraid to skip sections.
Anonymous No.937147718
>>937147645
I know my dad would. I watched Pitch Black with him and that was one the first things he said after seeing her character.
Anonymous No.937147719
>>937147715
One of the later episodes had Jack tank a zat shot. The one with this chick.
Anonymous No.937147720 >>937147723
>>937147717
I couldn't stop laughing at the sex scenes in the first episode to take it seriously.
Anonymous No.937147721
>>937147706
>loss of direction in its last two seasons
I think that the last season, s5, actually got better than s4. Less direction than s1 and 2, but it had a lot more good episodes and consistency.
Anonymous No.937147722
>>937147714
It just doesn't feel the same without MacGyver
Anonymous No.937147723 >>937147726
>>937147720
Was that the miniseries opener? It's been a while, but i remember really liking it.
The first time I watched it, I watched in the wrong order and thought it was in media res, and still ended up liking it.
Anonymous No.937147724
>>937147571
based
Anonymous No.937147725
>average best in slot aesthetic
Anonymous No.937147726
>>937147723
yeah the antagonist lady killed a baby in its stroller and had a sex scene immediately after kek
Anonymous No.937147727
yjk
Anonymous No.937147728
>>937147717
First two seasons are great. After that they clearly had no idea what the fuck they were doing.
Anonymous No.937147729 >>937148859
>>937147658
Yeah the characters they try to push as sexy rarely hold up. Meanwhile Ezri gets cuter every time I watch DS9.
Anonymous No.937147730 >>937147731 >>937147734
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>>937147730
Anonymous No.937147732 >>937147734 >>937147736
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Anonymous No.937147734
>>937147730
they still very fine. some even more fine than back in the days

>>937147732
couldn't stand that terrible show
Anonymous No.937147735
>>937147733
Anonymous No.937147736 >>937147739 >>937147740 >>937147754
>>937147732
Never made it passed the first 5 eps. Is it worth it at all?
Anonymous No.937147737
Atlantis sucks, there I said it.
Anonymous No.937147738 >>937147741 >>937147742 >>937147743 >>937147744 >>937149731
i only watched sg-1 on tv decades ago and binged all of it recently, how is atlantis and farscape?
i wasn't tempted to watch atlantis due to the different cast back then and i never saw farscape here.
after seeing that one episode branching both sg1 to atlantis i'm still not sold on the atlantis crew
Anonymous No.937147739
>>937147736
Not really.
Anonymous No.937147740 >>937147749
>>937147736
It's very forgettable.
Anonymous No.937147741 >>937147746
>>937147738
>atlantis
bro unless you like their annoying bitch of a boss
no
Anonymous No.937147742 >>937149661
>>937147738
Farscape is great.
Anonymous No.937147743
>>937147738
Atlantis is just more late season Stargate. The Wraiths are pretty cool. It won't capture early SG-1 though.
Farscape is god tier but completely different in tone.
Anonymous No.937147744
>>937147738
I loved Atlantis, but I think it REALLY hinges on whether you can stand Rodney. If not I'd imagine the show would be unbearable.
Anonymous No.937147745 >>937147748
The failed normalfags of /tv/ can go the fuck back.
Anonymous No.937147746
>>937147741
The show improves drastically when she gets replaced by Sam... and even more when she gets replaced by Woolsey.
Anonymous No.937147747
>>937147687
so teal'c had to relieve the same day for possibly thousands of years
and then in the end, you know what
no man has endured more boredom
maybe
depends on how freaky he got with all that time
Anonymous No.937147748
>>937147745
Anonymous No.937147749 >>937147750 >>937147751
>>937147740
yeah, that's why it's a fucking classic loved by millions and we still regularly get popular threads about it on fucking /v/ of all places
btw I am once again requesting a well made official stargate themed xcom-like
thank you
Anonymous No.937147750 >>937147752
>>937147749
I was referring to Universe specifically.
Anonymous No.937147751
>>937147749
Bro we're talking about SG-U
Anonymous No.937147752
>>937147750
oh sorry, my bad
Anonymous No.937147753
>>937147711
I really like the chonky initial human ship, with those two fuckhueg engines at its back, it's like a child designed it and I love it
Anonymous No.937147754
>>937147736
You basically watch it for Hitler and the fat boy. They had some moments later on. But that's it. I genuinely don't remember anything. Other than maybe that asian chick being a lesbian or something.
Anonymous No.937147755
>>937147710
>>937147712
Anonymous No.937147798 >>937147874 >>937148053
/tv/ dumping their trash on /b/ again?
Anonymous No.937147874 >>937148012
>>937147798
I'm reading /v/'s gate code, sir
Anonymous No.937147931
Faggot mod
Anonymous No.937147976
>>937147710
>>937147712
Anonymous No.937148012
>>937147874
/v/ is the place to be for sci-fi tv threads
Anonymous No.937148053
>>937147798
>/tv/ sends the gate activation to /v/
>/v/ sends the gate activation to /b/
Anonymous No.937148070 >>937148095 >>937148238
why was this sent to /b/ and not /tv/??
Anonymous No.937148095
>>937148070
rape
Anonymous No.937148129
>>937147547
Yeah OK. The only game that's managed to be close to the next vermintide is darktide. And it's made by the same people. The genre is obviously cursed and only swedistan can figure it out.
Anonymous No.937148158 >>937148292 >>937148310 >>937149493
you will never understand my pain
you fans of popular sci fi shows will never experience wanting to look up your favorite childhood show but you simply cant cause the fucking piece of shit has only ONE LETTER IN THE DAMN TITLE so it wont show up in any streaming service or torrent search engine cause goddamnit they all want 3 letters minimum. god forbid a streaming service show everything it has sorted alphabetically for once.
here's the trailer for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFCaTbj4_2c
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Anonymous No.937148238 >>937148346
>>937148070
/tv/ is too weak for us
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Anonymous No.937148292
>>937148158
i understand your pain, /b/rother
Anonymous No.937148310
>>937148158
did you try.. like
>V 2009
Anonymous No.937148346
>>937148238
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Anonymous No.937148593
Retard mod. /v/ scifi threads are alwats great.
AngryAnon No.937148760 >>937149311
>>937147517 (OP)
Anonymous No.937148859 >>937149091 >>937149095
>>937147729
Ezri is best girl
Anonymous No.937149040
>>937147564
Anubis was a total basement dwelling coom brain
Anonymous No.937149091 >>937149174
>>937148859
Thats not 7
Anonymous No.937149095
>>937148859
And It's not even close.
Anonymous No.937149115
Stargate is video games btw
The main reason why I love the archaeo-alien aesthetic
Anonymous No.937149153
>>937147584
the writing of B5 and especially the Sheridan character was atrocious
instead of the sober chess-like treatment of politics in DS9, with B5 we got moralizing goddamn sermons.
Anonymous No.937149174
>>937149091
Cope harder. Seven is just another blond bimbo
Anonymous No.937149231
>>937147600
HEY YOU, IN THE SKIRT, YES YOU, SHAKE YOUR ASS
Anonymous No.937149255
>>937147603
>How is Farscape and DS9? What about SG-1?
watch them all
Anonymous No.937149289
>>937147537
You would fuckin faggot.
AngryAnon No.937149311
>>937148760
Found the full screencap
Anonymous No.937149493
>>937148158
bitch stop whining it's all there
https://1337x.to/category-search/v%202009/TV/1/
Anonymous No.937149661
>>937147742
lmao what the fuck I don't remember that is that some extra on the dvd box set or what?
Anonymous No.937149731
>>937147738
atlantis and farscape are fine. give them a look.