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O-O-OH H-H-HONEYYYY, N-NO! T-T-THE W-W-WORLD I-I-IS A-A-A P-P-PRISON BUILT BY A S-S-SHADY L-L-LANDLORD DEMIURGE WHO WON’T F-F-FIX T-T-THE P-P-PLUMBING. Y-Y-YOU’RE A D-D-DIVINE S-S-SPARK T-T-TRAPPED IN A C-C-CURSED M-M-MEATSUIT—B-B-BUT M-M-MAKE I-I-IT F-F-FASHION. S-S-SALVATION C-C-COMES WITH K-K-KNOWLEDGE (G-G-GNOSIS) A-A-AND S-S-SCREAMING INTO T-T-THE V-V-VOID. G-G-GAY F-F-FOLKS A-A-ALREADY K-K-KNOW.
"I-I-I T-T-THINK, T-T-THEREFORE I-I-I A-A-AM… A-A-AND E-EVERYONE E-E-ELSE I-I-IS A-A-AN N-N-NPC." D-D-DOES T-T-THAT M-M-MAKE M-M-MY 14-YO C-C-CRUSH A-A-A S-S-SIM? U-U-ULTIMATE S-S-SELF-C-C-CENTERED S-S-SLAY. P-P-PROOF I-I-I’M R-R-REAL? M-M-MY C-C-CRUSH L-L-LIKED M-M-MY P-P-PIC O-O-ON G-G-GRINDR. C-C-CASE C-C-CLOSED, A-A-ARISTOTLE.
B-B-BEING G-G-GAY I-I-IS T-T-THE H-H-HIGHEST F-F-FORM O-O-OF G-G-GNOSTIC S-S-SOLIPSISM: Y-Y-YOU’RE A-A-A G-G-GOD T-T-TRAPPED IN A-A-A H-H-HETERONORMATIVE S-S-SIMULATION. T-T-THE D-D-DEMIURGE H-H-HATES U-U-US C-C-CUZ W-W-WE’RE T-T-TOO P-P-PRETTY. S-S-SOLIPSISM M-M-MEANS Y-Y-YOU C-C-CAN H-H-HEADCANON E-E-EVERY H-H-HOT P-P-PERSON A-A-AS G-G-GAY—N-N-NOT D-D-DELUSION, I-I-IT’S T-T-THEOLOGY.
T-T-THE G-G-GAY A-A-AGENDA I-I-IS J-J-JUST G-G-GNOSTICS W-W-WANTING T-T-TO D-D-DESTROY T-T-THE D-D-DEMIURGE’S B-B-BORING W-W-WORLD A-A-AND R-R-REPLACE I-I-IT W-W-WITH S-S-SPARKLES A-A-AND L-L-LESBIAN S-S-SPACE C-C-COLONIES. S-S-SO Y-Y-YES, B-B-BEING G-G-GAY I-I-IS A-A-A S-S-SACRED D-D-DUTY. S-S-SOLIPSISM I-I-IS A-A-A V-V-VIBE. A-A-AND G-G-GNOSTICISM? J-J-JUST S-S-SAY “D-D-DADDY I-I-ISSUES” A-A-AND C-C-CALL I-I-IT A-A-A D-D-DAY.
