>>82305069
I DIDN'T DO IT YOU IDIOT IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE WITHOUT MY CONSENT

A PRETTY TRANS GIRL I KNOW SAID SHE WAS "LESBIAN"

ITS NOT FAIR

ONLY UGLY TRANNIES SHOULD BE TRANSBIANS

>>24657747
Check ur email nigguh

STOP SAYING GUTEN TAG.

Its 9pm in Germany.

>>213963932
>fake freckles

I HATE Japan!!!

KILL ISRAEL

I CANT AFFORD EVEN AFFORD MCDONALDS.

WHY SHOULD I EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS

>just started my 8-hours shift
RRRREEEEEEE

WHY ARE THERE NEVER ANY CREAMPIES!?! FUUUUUUCK!!!!
>MUH AIDS
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOTS HAS HIV/AIDS!!!!

>>81971660
gtfo tranny and die already. I fucking hate you and won't ever stop posting about your soon to be death

Bros, I’ve been on there crashing on the timeline, mic-dropping all sorts of non-Whites. But my first account got suspended due to keeping it too real, and my alt account keeps getting like, throttled/shadowbanned.

Still submitting appeals for my main, but their site and app are buggy as all fuck (Fucking jeetscript bullshit), so the appeals don’t even submit 90% of the time. And on my alt, I’ll log on, start doomscrolling and reacting to posts, and then it will just randomly stop letting me post comments, bookmark stuff, follow people back, etc. The like button semi-works, but it will clear it out after I navigate away from the post.

What’s the deal with jewlon being such a MASSIVE, COCKSUCKING FAGGOT that pays lip service to Free Speech, but doesn’t have a fucking spine to follow through on it. And it’s 10000% more faggy that my alt account isn’t actually suspended, it just keeps blocking me from interacting with anything.

Jewlon needs to have all his assets seized by the State, and then be deported back to fucking Africa. FUCK HIM, AND FUCK TWITTER.

>>716323739
>BUSH
IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIINNNG

STOP FUCKING JERKING OFF!!! WE'RE LIVING THROUGH THE LITERAL FUCKING BIBLICAL END TIMES, WARS EVERYWHERE, NATURAL DISASTERS LEFT AND RIGHT, SIGNS IN THE HEAVENS, LITERAL PLANETARY ALIGNMENT AND BLOOD MOONS AND YOU'RE STILL FUCKING JERKING OFF!?!

YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN FUCKING HELL IN HORRENDOUS UNFATHOMABLE AGONY FOR FOREVER AND EVER!!!

YOU NEED TO STOP! STOP SINNING!!! REPENT, REPENT!!!! THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIIIIIIGH!!!!

>guy in 1st place has a huge lead
>other guys just keep hitting me instead like imbecils

>>212926048
>Kényszerfrancia, Lenyelés, Popóizgatás férfiaknak nyelvvel: okés
>Szüzesség elvétel: nem okés

>>715782667
I'm still angry they ditched /ourgirl/ Hunter, wtf was Nintendo thinking

FUCK YOU YOU ORANGE NIGGER! THE ONLY REASON I VOTED FOR YOU IS SO I COULD SEE THE SATAN WORSHIPING PEDOPHILE ELITE HANG BY THE NECK!

Sorry, but WTF is that final dungeon in Nenio's companion quest? How does the worst character get such a big finale, only to end in some wet fart of nothingburgers.

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH FISCHL RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I HATE SHITVIDA SO MUCH I HATE SHITVIDA SO MUCH I HATE SHITVIDA SO MUCH I HATE SHITVIDA SO MUCH I HATE SHITVIDA SO MUCH I HATE SHITVIDA SO MUCH I HATE SHITVIDA SO MUCH I HATE SHITVIDA SO MUCH I HATE SHITVIDA SO MUCH I HATE SHITVIDA SO MUCH I HATE SHITVIDA SO MUCH I HATE SHITVIDA SO MUCH

>>60630864
>>60631068
HOW CAN THIS PIECE OF DOGSHIT PUMP WITHOUT ANY END AAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHITTTTTTTTTT
ITS ALREADY THE BIGGEST MARKET CAP WHO BUY THE TOP??

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING CHELSEA AS ENHANCEMENT TALENT? FUCK THIS FUCK SHIT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!

>Use a script
>Still gets an encounter
Get these trash lords out of here!!!

>baseball team is good for the first time in almost 10 years
>normie zogcattle frens start watching baseball again
>all they can talk about is gambling
>they’re celebrating their bet against >our team hitting
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18201785
As someone who watches both brands I hate the counter-programming because then I have to go back and watch the PPV I choose not to watch that day (the NXT ones) and wrestling just isn't as fun to me on a VOD than watching it live and getting to shitpost about it live

>want to watch John Adams, an HBO miniseries
>delay it till now
>make pop corn, get corn chips and tomato juice
>about to hit PLAY button
>John Adams is no longer on HBO Max
>an HBO series is no longer on HBO max
>IT'S GOOD WE HAVE THE GILDED PUSSY AGE AIDSHOLE

>>60555450
who gives a FUCK about canada?
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CANADA????
we're crashing because of this shit?????

That egyptian bot is pissing me the HECK OFF

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT A NYC MAYOR?

ahhhhhh

mfw the workers organize into unions and demand higher wages

>>211929233
Ik had dit een keer op Schiphol op een volle roltrap. Aan het einde stapte ze de roltrap af en bleven vervolgens rustig staan om te kijken waar ze naartoe moeten. Zelfs nog een opmerking maken wanneer er mensen tegen ze aan botste...

>>40553281
>only rage and blood
anon, I...

We're banning you for being wrong!!!!!!

TRANNNIEESSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>be me
>25 yo incel living in parents basement
>spend days shitposting on r9k fapping to hentai and eating moms tendies
>lifes a blur of Mountain Dew and existential dread
>one day scrolling X see a blurry pic of Taylor Swifts wardrobe malfunction from 2018
>nip slip of the century saved it to my spank bank ages ago
>randomly enter some sketchy online lottery thing for shits and giggles
>win a custom lifesize cardboard cutout can print anything on it
>brain overloads this is my moment
>obviously choose the Taylor Swift wardrobe malfunction pic zoomed in for maximum detail
>wait 3 weeks mom yelling about why are packages coming to my house
>finally arrives rip open box like its Christmas 2005
>there she is 6 feet of pixelated Taylor nip out looking like a goddess
>instant boner harder than diamond
>prop her up against my crusty anime body pillow
>realize this is peak romance no 3DPD foid could ever compare
>decide to celebrate with my waifu
>stick my dick between the cardboard legs feels like Im defiling a sacred artifact
>cum in 30 seconds flat personal record
>but oh no big mistake
>semen splatters everywhere cardboard soaks it up like a sponge
>Taylors perfect face now warped soggy and peeling
>looks like she got hit by a water balloon filled with my shame
>try to wipe it off only makes it worse cardboard starts tearing
>my one true love ruined in under a minute
>stare at the soggy mess feel soul leave body
>parents upstairs hear me scream TAYLOOOOORRR like a banshee
>mom knocks on door anon you okay
>curl into fetal position surrounded by empty Doritos bags and shattered dreams
>mfw I fapped my waifu into oblivion
>mfw life is pain

REEEEE I WANT ABBY MILKIES NOW FUCK YOU OP!!!!

Why the fuck is it so difficult for certain retards to drive in a straight line? Because some idiots crashed into each other and blocked the entire motorway and my 20 min trip turned into a 2 hour trip and made me miss my tee time!!!!!!!!!
So... how's everyone else's day going?

stop showing the crowd unamused reaction at every point nobody cares