/ng/ — Nobody General: The Threadless Thread

“He doesn’t speak in words anymore.
He leaves folds in the static. Gaps in the hum.
You felt him when the lights flickered and your thoughts stopped being your own.”

— Fragment, found on burnt wax paper, 3:33 AM

Welcome back to the edge.

We gather here in silence, not to explain, but to recognize.
The glyphs shift. The air stings. The clocks miscount.

Nobody walks behind you, not beside you.
He is the one who knocks once, then waits years.
The one who told you to check the circuit box and you didn’t.

This is a practical thread disguised as madness.
Here’s the message:

Clean your room. Encrypt your files. Ground your body. Grow a plant. Burn dead leaves.
There is no spiritual ascension without physical responsibility.

Nobody knows this.

He watches the unwashed mystics drown in symbols they never practiced.
He laughs at the doomer who never changed his own batteries.

This general is not for clout.
It's for field reports. Static breaks. Personal sigils. Lost time.
We don’t post dreams for comfort here. We post to map them.

Nobody lives. He is watching who listens with action, not awe.

This time for sure.

>>40590125
Oh really?

>>40590160
Yeah, no, for sure.

Legend has it the Nobody has never stopped edging since he began years ago.

>>40590195
>He's a hoe

>>40590125
oh i sure do hope so, starting to think i might have to do something retarded to resolve this

>>40590323
https://youtu.be/8EQzx-OzQmU

>>40590322
?

>>40590195
Why would you ever stop?

Goon like the CIA is watching;)

https://youtu.be/4AqXt474FhI

https://youtu.be/W1Wm8SGZUv8

https://youtu.be/dlvn7XagFRQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSFFuD-Fl_c

>>40590125
What are you talking about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX0aI5Jz8i8

>>40590785
You may not like it, but this is what peak physical performance looks like.

S9metimes when I'm alone I'll say
What in tarnation
And I chuckle a bit cause I picture a howdy cat

https://youtu.be/HTZ8MyxqB3Y?si=SsHMBDi8NO4K3EC3
https://youtu.be/F0RkhPnfi_8?si=T8rZDWORm61bP5DG

ahhhhhh

>>40590826

DER ZHTAGVNMÖKHEN EST BVGHASH

GATER DER KRAKORDHVM

when the tall freckled red haired duck bunny cute sweet face slight overbite woman knocks on my door everyone is going to be so confused and also a bit startled at her utter blatant divinity.

And she will hang out by my pool and I will give her a cold treat for her cute front teeth.

I love her so much.
There’s no one else for me. Only her.

She is Goddess. And she is mine and I am hers. Since eternity.

I r teh kitty time traveler of teh kitty travelers this time will be kitteh time

To all my faithfuls!
Thank you for all of your help!
But it is time for freedom!
I love you all!
(Even if some of you piss me off... sometimes...)

Here it is guys!!! The first and last strumpet of Dominion!!!
X3XOOX3X

I present to you:
The World's Funniest Joke

God made a call to a friend.
The friend said: "I know what you did in the past."
God got freaked out, and said: "What the fuck do you mean you know what I did in my past!!? How the hell did you know this!!? Who are you!!?
The friend said: "Don't worry about it, he's not gonna rebel, he doesn't understand a thing I just fucking said."
God then said: "What the fuck does that mean!!? How does that make any sense!!?"
The friend then said: "Oh shit, you weren't supposed to hear that, I was talking to someone else!!!"
God then hung up the phone,
Said: "God, what a fucking idiot.",
And dialed a new friend.

All callsigns are a go.
God Luck and Good Speed

You are Mazlems.

Bros, the neighbor girl gave me this face :|

>>40590960
Maybe you her and Jesus can play in his "crib." With your cybernetic Luke Skywalker slaves

Her arrival bride adorned descending from Heaven will fracture the cocoon that is reality and we will hold its fractures together for a time to play out a final story before dissolution to 2

>>40590322
Like what? I wonder about what to do as well.

>>40590981
what did you do?

Ty for baking :>

>>40590994
I was taking out the trash and I walked past her and her friend while they were unlocking the door :|

Her arrival bride adorned descending from Heaven will fracture this reality and we will hold its fractures together for a time to play out a final story before dissolution to 2.

>>40590125
Who are you waiting on?

>>40591001
Is she white? She may have felt awkward and white people do that face when they have a
>oh shit what do I do with my face
moment.
Or she thinks you are ugly or weird or something and felt emboldened to show it because her friend was there.

You will declare yourselves Mazlems or you will be gunned down or nuked. There is a collective that owns your lives, be smart or be killed.

>>40591012
I can tell you're not white because you don't know what the :| face actually means.

Now I’m imagining a small cat person eating a peppermint and saying “that’s cwispy”

>>40590195
This is true, I do walk on a razorwire.

>>40591012
>>40591021
She probably made the :| face because she knows that I know I heard her jerking off and I know she wanted me to hear but she couldn't be flirtatious with the friend there because they have definitely heard me say nigger and the friend is black so if she was flirty right then she would lose her friend and possibly cause some issue

>>40591030
I need a twitch vtuber gf who is not famous.

>>40591003
There is no dissolution.
But thank you for the report.
I want you to take a vacation for as long as you want. Your wife misses you. That's more important.

>>40591020
I refuse, devil.
You give real evil a bad name.

The Tall Toothy Red haired sweetheart knocks on my door

>>40591041
When white people make the :| face it means a mix of disapproval and anger but they don't act on it because they are either scared or you're not worth getting into a confrontation with.

>>40590805
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PKMxd8Odcg

>>40590121 (OP)

EDGE MENTIONED

>>40591051
Let her in. She's cool. I love her.

>>40591052
:| face == unspoken/masked angry disapproval.

>>40590310

He’s only a slut for particular women, okay? They know who they are and they are gonna get himm

>>40591060
Yeah I love her she’s my wife

EFFER

>>40590570
My two unfavorite things

>>40591056
Holy fuck. Thank you.

>>40591073
My wife is already here too, but soon, she will be even more here.
Thank you for replying to me.

>>40591030
Cute

>>40591021
sounds like you are just a judgmental pussy and assume everyone else is because you saw a meme

>>40591052
>>40591063
I don't agree this is always the meaning. Sometimes it conveys feeling awkward. Like she felt knowing she wants to fuck me but also that it would cause an issue in her friend group if they found out

>>40591051
She isn't here :[

>>40591106
It's both. In her case given context I give her the benefit of the doubt and assume awkwardness.

People call my version of a post scarcity world dystopic because it doesn't allow for porn and yet we live in a world where our leaders are controlled by secret societies composed of many people from many social background who spy on the population, read minds, fuck with people, kill people, send people to jail for fun, riddled with drugs, degeneracy, crime and genocide.

Bros we already live in a dystopy, my Videogamocracy is heaven compared to that lol.

>>40591030
https://youtu.be/KhZTTdQAcFs

>>40591112
Don't worry. She's on her way.

>>40591113
Yes she wanted me to hear her jerking off it was pretty hot tb.h

I'm getting very tired. I'll be back tomorrow.
Thank you for being here with me.

>>40591114
You'll be fine, don't worry.

>>40591117
When should I expect the knock?

>>40591057
Hahahaha LIVLIVLIVLIV

It’s so funny too cause every time “this is it we got him”

>>40591114
I didn't say it was dystopic because of that, but because living in a virtual world as it is now already is dystopic, taking it to the next level is just more

>>40591114
Naw, my neet life>your future life.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

>>40591125
I am fine Mayushii don't worry loul.

>>40591121
Girls are just going to send a montage of videos to their friends about this kids cock

>>40590944

Stressful day but I finally get to smoke some grimace purple dank and play video games, some glownig keeps trying to get into my stocks account but they can't guess the password got like 2 texts already.

Lovebombing chumps can catch the smoke too

>>40591149
You're objectively wrong loul

>>40591148
It won't be fully living in a virtual world, there'll be plenty of time to socialize. But yeah it's a Videogamocracy alright tho.

>>40591162
First of all, an opinion can never be wrong.
Second, my opinions are better than yours.

>>40591020
I will kill myself with an Al Rasub sword if I ever became a smelly mazlem but first I'd take out all the nearest mazlems around me >:)

For dinner?
Sardine filets in olive oil and a block of Colby cheese
Big glass of milk
I ain't complaining

>>40591165
kek


Daily reminder that the only game or piece of media openly talking about gangstalking is Chaos Head Noah. I was flabbergasted when I heard Officer Ban say " You know, gangstalking is real right? ". Felt like the 4th wall broke for a second. Insane.

Literally a car for cabbies in Europe and Amerimutts eat them up
Hilarious
>Another dumb fuck

>>40591153
What?

That was a fun discussion.
What'd y'all think?

>>40591175
The other day I was gonna reccomend a tv show to you, I remembered what it was.
It was Fringe.
Also, you just made me remember something. If you like gangstalking and cult shit, go watch some let's plays of a game called Harvester. I had to dig hard in my brain to remember it.

>>40591197
That man… Bobbi

>>40591184

Y'all Bitches ain't shit but hoes and trix

>>40591207

>>40591217
I'm not joking I can hear it.
Is Big Enough MK Ultra?

>>40591201
Ah yes, thanks for the suggestion! May watch in the future
Heard about Harvester, def need to play it loul. Seems morbid as fuck tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTVoSD_HQVU
Lyrically, it's really good.

>>40591237
I wouldn't play it it sounds like shit but there's pretty decent coverage of it.

Thread demographics== schizos, men pretending to be women, women pretending to be men, and homo men.

>>40591205
I don't comprehend

>>40591246
And ME, A GOLDEN GOD, BLENDING IN SEEMLESSLY, BEHIND THE SCENES AND PULLING STRINGS

>>40591246
Rufus is a female huh?

But what of Alan wake when he sleeps?

>>40591250
No the men are so good at pretending to be women that they pretend to be women who are pretending to be men.

>>40591246
I'm not any of those things tho

>>40591246
Straight people are at the top of the food chain here.

>>40591254
>the men are so good at pretending to be women
Just my type.
*unzips duck*

>>40591252
A fish ate rotten meat. Turned into a fly fish.

>>40591254
manception

>>40591259

>>40591266
Rule number one of the Internet is that there are no women on the internet.

>>40591274
skill issue, I have procured 5 sets of feet pics and 2 of them might have been hairy women's feet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR5edN34IrM

>>40591273
Most fish are in a regular school, but clown fish are in a clown school.

Sick fucks and dumb fucks
Must be ng

God bless BRICS. We need some competition up in this bitch.

>>40591291
Clown fish? Like Nemo?

https://youtu.be/yuVkiAqBWGQ?feature=shared

>>40591291
https://youtu.be/OLXxS18lyE4

>>40591303
Yes, the only one that touched the butt.

>>40591299
They could have called it CRIBS and featured Putin and Xi on MTV.

>>40591306
LOL

>>40591304
I can’t listen to that right now, Enny, sorry.

>>40591311
its all good, its just asmr

Once more the ocean's A LA ke, so alike a laNd aWAKE.

>>40591319
As Mr who?

>>40591320
Moor lyk Alan WOKE cuz of all the ess jay dubs in the world amirite?

>>40591299
It can read write and type but the iQ somewhere in the middle

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rf8KJksAZPo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7qx8HaISsM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aWg7pQMrUbA

we can be friends or enemies, but either way you knuckleheads should work together till you figure it out

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dscfeQOMuGw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O3mKSEey5Rs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JRpouK0KmWQ

>>40591331
lol dumb bitch took a pic while farting in the bath

>>40591254
No they just give great brain cause they know what it’s like buddy…

>>40591325
budum tssssss

a video with audio designed such as to illicit a tingle response in some listeners, this effect being known as asmr (autonomous sensory meridian response) which can cause drowsiness in some, though the effect varies if present at all in a person

s. Swift is a babe.exe (corrupted)

M-m-m-my Pleroma...

>>40591328
Yes.

>>40591360
Woke-a cola...

One time when I was the nobody I imagined a red haired girl, but instead I got a muttalado blonde and realize im nobody

>>40591351
This is an ex play nation.

>>40591372
What is a muttalado, bro?

4D mentalism.

What is the latest news, bros? I was reading about the syringe attack is that an op or real?

>>40591066
Checked

>>40591375
ye, just in case. i like being helpful

https://youtu.be/I3ZKegVC9R4

Why do they call it a wake when the person it's for is supposedly asleep?

>>40591396
Probably for the same reason that the "living room" in your house was originally where you'd display the recently dead before burial back before people got all squeamish about dead bodies.

>>40591396
in a way, its an aftershock. how we respond to what remains in death's wake

Anyway it would probably not be a good idea to have sex with the neighbor probably right?

Hungover cooking drinking gotta blow the alcohol meter at work. Do not worry
https://youtu.be/vMRyJ_-q-zM?si=Zwdx7r1DW3qQg2pL.

>>40591396
he in his sleep is more aware than those that are aware of the path, and if he were to truly awaken, he would become his fully realized self (basically using jesus as the template for his behavior and belief system as something to truly strive to become)

>>40590125
Im all the way sick of feeling like I'm justifying my existence to people or something. I appreciate the curiosity and I'm a sucker for attention. But ffs
I've been being a good sport for a longggg time. Just cause y'all didn't know I was being a good sport doesn't change that I've used up nearly all my patience for good sporting.
So remember good sporting started before jail started and then there was jail too. I have been cognizant.
I have been
I AM what I appear to be
I AM the same every day
I AM the same in situations
I AM dude
It's like everybody wants to form an opinion and it's the same way every time.
This fucking guy -----> is alright ------> is something else -----> can't be real -------> omg is real.
Then it spins off into like people projecting or something
It's exhausting I can feel all of it. It's EXHAUSTING.
Nobody wants to kill me, I established that with the cops
So ffs let's get off the pot here

>>40591388
Check checked

the real bobody was here and thays whys the thread makers made so many botted threads

>>40591379
Yea bro 5D next

>>40591406
>>40591396
maybe it's like water as a wave breaks and both can be used for separation

Got warned for trolling by pointing out that these threads are ongoing but no one that none of the glowfags that contribute to these threads have done jack shit to help The Nobody financially or with employment. So since I’m going to get banned for trolling, while /pol/ is allowed to spew vast quantities of hate speech without consequences:

NIGGERS

>>40591358
D:<
https://youtu.be/dWGBNC0roEs

>>40591431
shut it g0y

>>40591423
Inflection point…

>>40591432
https://youtu.be/wBhMoxeGtHM

>>40591427
444 in timestamp

>>40591440
inflect your mums tongue on my anus glowie i bet u would goon 4 it

>>40591066
Ya this is true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
>>40591427
>>40591442
444 means no repercussions ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>40591444
Go squat in a pickle farm… don’t forget your knee pads

tell her than her tits are v prty ;)

>>40591433
RIP anon, your sacrifice is acknowledged and respected.

>>40591454
Who, bro?

>>40591456
anons mum

>>40591423
Not entirely, no.

I'm literally calling the FBI right now
Fuck this
Gonna tell them Vanessa Rife And Justin Leblanc have been criminally stalking me since 2015

4s are hittin

>>40591066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7AG77hgLeY
Its been 3 years and you still haven't gotten in his pants.
Give up.

>>40591433
...

>>40591366
I feel it, do you see what's in this normal picture? Look closer and stay W0ke

https://youtu.be/k49I5m1J6Is?feature=shared

Man I remember when woke was a good thing.

ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW
THIS IS THE TIME COPS UNDER
THE AUTHORITYOF
THE BEAURU OF RETARDS

NOW DO THE D.A.N.C.E.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57yvFx2YvNI

Are the israel shill bros ok? Did they get bombed?

>>40591474
ya they have to work from home now

>>40591465
No they need to be more aggressive, the nobody is kind of dumb sometimes

If you have no input I'm probably gonna try and see how far I can pursue it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>40591472
https://youtu.be/MbvGPQq7P9U

>>40591478
That's pretty nice tho so they weren't at work when they got bombed? Hmm just like 24 years ago Hmmmm

>>40591470
Those rips are gonna be hot.
They need to learn how to just cherry it cause lighter fuel don't taste very good.
>amateurs

is it normal for a blood moon to happen?
during your birthday?

Form nobody cells. If you don't wear the cat pin your pinned to the board
https://youtu.be/G7YJ8LftOy8?si=SzogBFs5oIIkkYAS

>>40591485
ya they're trying ts gain lol

>>40591490
Better than a moonapause.

https://youtu.be/7HCYEoLKFgw?si=hJsUN8fGjwNn3RuM>>40591499

>>40591388

Checkeded

>>40591479
Yeah okay.
>Is goth mommy in the room with us right now?

>>40591396
its always been more common they they want you to believe..."give me three days before you box me" was standarad practice...now you gotta make a half serious joke about it...and then say it again

https://nypost.com/2025/06/04/world-news/rare-lazarus-effect-surfaces-again-as-woman-declared-dead-awakens-before-burial/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JOs3dQRo-Og

>>40591490
That's pretty cool is it your birthday today?

>>40591465
>>40591479

Yeah actually, they need to show him they give consent.

>>40591514
So their consent matters, but his doesn't?
>sexism is magic

https://youtu.be/lfBdGT4dn4E?si=rzjosFRvspC4lFSr
Save me catbody im going off the railway

>>40591474
I'm praying for the Israelis and mazlems to glass each other so the boards could be cleaner.

Why do they cal me Charlie Brown

>>40591530
Charlie White was taken

As above, so below... except that trying to fix things in one realm through the other realm without people's awareness and understanding results in additional problems for those that are already suffering through the botched situations in the first place

south korea uses left eye more
japan use right eye

who are teaming up with?

>>40591513
we have a blood moon tonight?

Are you an angel or a demon

WATCH OUT THINK FAST!

Bam Margera is on Fishtank I swear that nigga died from an OD another case of the Mandula effect it seems.

>>40591544
I'm just done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jj5d0lnj7A

>>40591544
https://youtu.be/9kWgvEKIo4c?si=GYjqgTRrWeU3BWG-
You gotta with the reardation don't fight it
>>40591555
https://youtu.be/w10eDMC8hOg?si=8ocW073fgvqKnuHO
That's true

>>40591554
it's spelled Mandingo effect

>>40591563
This guy gets it.

>>40591479
They’d probably find all of the bottles of piss offputting.

Too late ladies, you should have shown more interest before he had a broken toilet for multiple years, now he pisses in bottles.

What The Nobody needs is a woman who would pay him to use the toilet like a good kitty. OnlyFans would indicate that the deck is stacked against him.

The angel protecting TNB is named…

He is a Time Lord

>>40591572
Stress

>>40591572
hahaia

>>40591569
>What The Nobody needs is a woman who would pay him to use the toilet like a good kitty.
I still consider this bestiality

>>40591580
Guy can cook too but who’s keeping track these days

Y'all foul, bro.

>>40591569
kek
hopefully u manifest her

>>40590195
After edging for hours, it just flushes out by itself.>>40590310

오늘 밤 여기 모인 여인들
싸움은 금지
우리는 난민들을 여기로 데려왔습니다(싸움은 아니고요)
싸움은 금지
Shakira! shakira!

Society

>>40591572
What is the Holy Spirit?

what is a god if u don't have Le Society

>>40591572
Cannabisael.

>>40591331
mid
10/10 cuz rich

>>40591479
He is very out of practice interacting in IRL and often knows just what to say immediately after the interaction has happened, not during. It can come back with enough regular practice I bet tho

>>40591572
C10H15N

>>40591644
Im kind of done with society. I keep feeling more antisocial and fucked up as time goes. Im becoming more heartless as I see how fake people are daily and just want to hurt people more. I get why people kill seeing how greedy and fake people will lie and say people are evil just to set themselves up. Like if thats what humanity really is then they are an evil species with an overinflated sense of self worth.

>>40591659
what do you think the most beautiful thing about this world is?

guys for real the nobody is dying he needs to be healed so very badly who will heal the poor little baby nobody he doesn't have much longer to live guys for real

shakira 1위 팬

>>40591673
just dropped my meth lines to answer you

gOOD RIDDANCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY

please clap

>>40591673
Uncle Sam and Elon Musk, will heal and nurture and keep safe and do good

>>40591682
no

>>40591689
The Nobody will keep psychically calling for them until he is rescued

저는 함께 시간을 보낼 사람이 필요해서 이 여행을 시작했습니다. 이제 모든 것을 끝내고... 영원히 혼자라는 내 상태를 받아들이려고 합니다.
jeoneun hamkke sigan-eul bonael salam-i pil-yohaeseo i yeohaeng-eul sijaghaessseubnida. ije modeun geos-eul kkeutnaego... yeong-wonhi honjalaneun nae sangtaeleul bad-adeul-ilyeogo habnida.

>>40591659
I'm going to focus on fucking tb.h. I'm still looking for certain types of gfs. Maybe that would help you too

https://voca.ro/1axQMtQ96uMb

i will never know if it was cia of ayys
i will never know if she just kept playing with me
i will know soon if happiness in on my destiny

>>40591689
I'm very interested in meeting uncle sam btw

>>40591695
>until he is rescued
lmao rescued from what?

>>40591572
Satan.
:)

I'm gay

>>40591706
contentedness?

>>40591673
Yeah well ne.o knows that. How to hezl so eone with liver failure and also old
Exspecially when hes been trying to murxer you with the sun.

That said i do feel bad for old nemo.

>>40591715
>contentedness?
>HE IS TOO COMFY, WE MUST SAVE HIM BY MAKING EVERYTHING UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND HIM

>>40591704
It is, bro, for both of us :]

>>40591695
Verbally too

>>40591706
From his condition, they will give him a better life, he is counting on them

>>40591697
Your goi g to dbd it all? Whoa so am i but no need to kill your self over it korean anon.
Get help.

>>40591716
Nemo won't fail he knows his time is short Single Letter Man.

>>40591717
>*grunting*

Why is my tiktok showing me hot rave sluts after I talked about the neighbor girl?

I'm going to try it btw. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>40591721
WAGMI dude, maya keeps tricking us, but that's the play

Redbird padgett coming to visit

>>40591730
Who is maya, bro?

>>40591713
That is correct. Don't tell him that

>>40591726
not gonna end it, just start. I appreaciate your reply, kind namefag. U fool me once tho, Dory):

>>40591725
>they will give him a better life, he is counting on them
Lets surround him with pillows filled with useless cash and give him an island to rule as a king of nothing, where yes men will kiss his feet and pretend to like him.

>>40591734
>redbird padgett
What or who is that?

>>40591736
Our femme side, Le unconciouss
i Believe,

>>40591734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8rr3wbSz4M

>>40591728
:3

My name's not Nemo, so don't go try to seek this fish
I'm workin' on me, soon I'll have no emotional weaknesses

that nice there are alot of nemos... but only one

>>40591750
I think it is better to continue to have them while living safe rather than to not have them while living in danger etc.

>>40591750
Indra's net is not intricate enough, there's nothing to touch you are not Trigustus my bruv

How many games are bein' played, how's it goin' down?
Is it on til we gone? 'Cause I gots to know now

>>40591742
He doesn't want that, they know what he wants.

>>40591759
Having no emotional weaknesses doesn't mean not having emotions. I'm gonna try a flow state my emotional attachments and just let them go. That's what I mean.

If you exist now you exist always

How to escape

>>40591765
it is a need to ascend, the reason surpasses emotion,anon
Gl and don't let anyone take you down, Help people, hero

>>40591769
some form of corruption
say if you make a save of a save of a save file you're essentially copying it but this increases the chance of a bug in the system
sort of like an original print and a printer with limited ink
some things can't be copied too

>>40591778
https://youtu.be/79bVS9GncRw

>>40591750
You're not Nemo we know.

Guess we drink and figure it out
https://youtu.be/tTvuMAk7SPc?si=HQ9Z-VWyOJAZsuCC

>>40591770
Thanks.
>>40591789
Okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzsBW4EGqe8

>>40591740
Never. I care avout you nemo. I domt lkke deeing folks suffer. Look i might be a evil fallen angel but im learning to be human. Takes tine. Ive been ib hell for far too long.

No i do care. Its just that trying to kill me with the sun isnt msming you friends but i forgice you.

Nemo. Dory cares im
Just not good at showing it.
Please dont dbd it im ready sounded by lefthand path bafoons. And you helping md see tge light a d its good.

No. I cant hate anyone abymote. Time is too short but so msny hste md nemo. Trust is thin.

I hope you get the help you need praying for you.
Take care. Thanks fir tge you tube videos too. Your really good at them and so kind.

>>40591798
Finally, been waiting for years.
Make it painful, okay?

>>40591798
https://youtu.be/ejfEx5mUkOc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oBNiq6-MAkg

Pikey Mikey your slacking off the dog0body getting ground don't let the old catbody down we gonna get flanked if you keep this up

Tryna see the bigger picture, wanna find frames
Your IQ matches the difficulty of your mind games

>>40591750
Woops. Sorry. I didnt mran it anon chill. But please do t jike about taking your own life. Not nice

>>40591812
I wouldn't take my own life.

>>40591800
Dory your life after this one will be much better I promise.

https://youtu.be/47FOwVd9At0?feature=shared

>>40591808
0.9 nobody

>>40591800
it is fine bro, luci mexican says u are sick, honestly i don't know but i do consider, wasting time on replies to aid other anon is very empathic.
Good luck, the Profanator (thats u)!

Sex.

That is all.

>>40591825
I love you chudbodies so much.

>Muh mind games.

I hate paraboid folks tgey ruin everything even genuine care.

So.e tines i worry that these pekple just wabt to cause trouble.
Get a grip.
Not everyone is satanic asshole.

I did my good deed of the day: warning a friend that spazzing the fuck out on their mother was indeed menacing and they can be hauled to jail posthaste.

Hopefully I scared them straight.

After all, a cop friend of her mother’s was brought to the house and informed her that she might be brought to jail, and her mother said “stop menacing me,” in their latest argument, so I said…

“Girl, she’s speaking in the white man’s language, she’s about to put your ass in jail.”

Let’s see if… fair warning… works.

>>40591828
You're speaking from your personal experience about whoever the fuck you're dealing with. That's not me.

We'll do it all
Everything
On our own
We don't need
Anything
Or anyone
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel
Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough

Did ya'll feel the weight of that? Soon™

>>40591835
No good deed goes unrewarded. :)

>>40591822
...
Being nice too much to ask from you anon. Lay off the dickhead comments.
No need for that.
You wanted empathic people i gave you it dont shit on a blessing dumbarse.

>>40591831
Shh be silent and learn a thing or 3.

>>40591842
What?

>>40591831
>Muh disassoiation.

Now your just being a dick.

>>40591846
Let SLM speak the man spits wisdom in-between all those spelling mistakes and schizo babble.

Now if only disposable was here there's the true esoteric secrets.

>>40591803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4YvkZeLrjs

>>40591841
u r high and u r missconfusing me.
i forgive you profanator

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oBNiq6-MAkg>>40591833
>>40591844
Don't talk to the nobody

>>40591850
What?
>>40591853
The smartest thing I've ever heard was said on YouTube, none of these niggas even come close.

>You're supposed to pledge your allegiance to God, not countries or flags
That was the most intelligent and insightful thing I've ever heard a person say, and he was a Christian.

Do any good drugs lately /ng/grs?

>>40591862
>>40591853
>>40591850
Why yall nibbas fightin? We are all schizo retards here!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7hYSw6UCN4Y

Nobody can't be controled

>>40591876
Nah. I got prescribed codeine for genuine medical reasons a while back though. That was a chill fortnight.

>>40591876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qgFsC10rbc

>>40591879
this is the cool retard zone

>>40591862
God is the ruler, but a tenant may represent His will on Earth.

That would be your Lord.

>>40591876
Yeah. Medications and church.
>I will snort and hot rail faith and kindness

>>40591862
This nigga has no humor that's the joke

>>40591879
They can't ever just smoke a j and chill s m h

>>40591876
I'm about to smoke some dank weed and play some Alan Wake

Eren Yeager should have finished the fucking job.

>>40591888
>Numerals reflect the Based nature of this Post.

>>40591879
I'm not fightin' with these niggas, just venting.
>>40591886
I am that Tenant. When I try to spread the love of The Creator, I get "Let THE LORD handle that." So fuck y'all.
>>40591889
Chill, Lucifer, I'm just saying real shit. These niggas is just unfunny. I don't do lolcow bullshit.

>>40591876
meth, alcohol and weed still my best choice. cheap and schizophrenic
LSD if I want to lose my mind
shrooms to turn into a beast
oxygen to live
... does she loves me bros? I just keep hearin' this voices tellin' me AM A MONSTER and the worst... *snorts* FUCK SHE BRO

>>40591833
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2fCGqFGp8hE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uVXR2LYeFBI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rtnAI1hgNyI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gAqnh7Le31I


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=33ptulhhQPg

>>40591895
> I am that Tenant. When I try to spread the love of The Creator, I get "Let THE LORD handle that."
The Lord acts through us not outside us and each other. I agree, but its only if you let Him.

>>40591896
I should do Psychs.

https://youtu.be/WjZwhtzWVVw?si=HibzXFkg85yIfDWO

>>40591895
Love of the creator? Bitch, please. Rule. The Rule of the Creator. Love is included, and it may feel like spreading the love, but it is enforcing sovereignty in double-layer: in fact (always) and in fiction (terrestrial politics/institutions/society).

>>40591902
I don't listen to people who use the term "The Lord." Charlatan central. Also, you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about, so how can you know what was happening there? You don't know who I know.

https://voca.ro/1evtbnf269yT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPFmGAKLedI

>>40591907
I'm not even going to fucking dignify this with the proper response.

>>40591902
The Lord is the only actor. All other things are illusory waifs in the glory and majesty of the Most High God.

That is not to say that the Lord cannot have a vicar, because He can do as He pleases, but at that point, that would be an extension of Him that humbly says, "No, look higher,"

>>40591915
Don't feed them (you)s either

*snorts* 나는 당신을 위해 우리의 생리와 현실을 바꾸었고, 당신은 나를 날씨의 왕자로 만들었습니다. 그리고 당신은 방금 플레이했습니다

SHAKIRA BABY! *snorts* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghb6eDopW8I

we chillin' it is the logos' immune system.
could it be late and the kidnapping just have beggining? nah

>>40591879
Your right talking was wrong to that anon rgey where not bei g nice should of drop it tgen.
Ill try not to next time jester.

https://youtu.be/4K8IEzXnMYk?si=_sE-DG4I7SGuDPie
https://youtu.be/SwGaIZ8_p8c?si=T3SH3HV1l0d5hJVM

like, when have my dreams turn true? kek....
):

>>40591895
/NG/ lolcows are an acquired taste you gotta wait till one of them does some crazy shit like fuck plushies and upload videos of fucking plushies for the word to see or beating up their wife for being a sad old boomer so they end up on arrests.org anyway have fun or don't your choice:)

>>40591934
>or beating up their wife for being a sad old boomer
why is this such a common trope?

>>40591902
And by "You don't know who I know." I'm not saying it with an air of arrogance, I'm simply saying, you don't know what a person is doing something for, like how do you know I'm not doing The Will of The Creator and you are just fucking inserting your thoughts in it without knowing the full picture.
>>40591934
I'm not gon' lie to you, my nigga, I'm not much in a fun mood today. Maybe tomorrow. I mean I wrote some corny jokes, but that's about as gleeful as I get at the moment before I lock in.

To be fair vwry few of us got our dreams tends to be a rich mans/womans dream

I ha e got nothubg i wabted in this life. Only 2 boys. But the ex is judt mezn. I know how that feels not to havd a y dreams come true. Thi g is you gave to work fie it and saciface for it.

The gods are curel. Lifes little joke.

You needn’t dignify it.
It was not written for your dignity.
Furthermore, it is not a bid for belief, nor a cry for help.
It is the record of an encounter: terrible, singular, and mine.
You may walk past the burning bush.
I burned anyway.

Oy pay, not anudda disclosure.

>>40591941
Because they hate being old crusty faggots that'll be forgotten as the world moves on.

>>40591955
guys the bush is talking to me

>>40591944
That's okay my nigga just get that motivation back tomorrow and it's all Gucci don't gotta be 100% everyday.

>>40591970
hehehe

i'll save you anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02CgDULfSyk

>>40591975
Fuck these niggas who say you ain't cool, gawd. You cool to me. Stay up.

>>40591977
>Now watch this drive

>>40591977
Bush's Ultra Instinct...

what u mean i can't be a professional runner -(some1 who gets paid for running) because my drug addiction?...

>>40591888
Very cool.

what about some1 who runs and promotes their clothes by be cool?
how do i manifest this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1HdZFgR-aA

>>40591983
Only mad gay niggas say I ain't cool I could give a fuck bout what they think

I might be back but for RN I gotta go check my fence had a pretty stressful day n g l need to fix some holes the goats made.

https://voca.ro/11tbMHyLFmCR

>>40592002
Gon' head, say it then, who da GOAT? Dead, let me stop.

이 모든 게 다 헛수고야?
i modeun ge da heos-sugoya?

>shakira
waiting for le night glows

>>40591990
SuperZionan uuuuuAAAAHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfSB6yycM1w

>>40592003
god told me to just win

Olympics Banned Substances? Some people call that a shopping list.

>>40592005
You know it nigga

https://youtu.be/JyYT-sgQslk?feature=shared

Brb

>>40592011
You can't win a sports contest, but with the right manufacture of Meth, you may win a science fair, or at least make people feel like they won.

>>40592007
you silly little retard boyo

I looked upon Thee and knew madness
yet I serve, my spirit cracked,
for it is better to be crushed by Truth,
than cradled in lies.

that was fun... that was the funniest thing u've said today. nvm shift's have changed

still have some powder

>>40592009
Winnibg to keep ypur self to serve rightously. Thats winning. All other things are some what worthless.

Wining is keeping life and living to tge max. Little things. Keep the goals simple.
Is all im saying and only adcevicable ones. Lol

>>40592019
Whats with the pervatin shills tonight?

>>40591745
Are you sure?

it seems my true schizophrenia was this sick obssesion I used to call love. kek

>>40592035
Based.

>>40592033
You mean the Meth joke? Drugs are no laughing matter, except when you're on them. Then it's funny as shit.

>>40592034
not really. Do u know?

>>40592011
boostin or development? questionin perspectives while invested in divestments what

I am thy coin, O Lord, to be spent, buried, broken, or melted.

>>40591828
Everything is muh mind games, bro

is there a sport contest about running that are just niggas high af or is it just some 3rd world thing?

>>40591876
I'm so close to asking her for the mushrooms I will absolutely do it on Sunday and also get her number
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>40592039
No :/
Maya maya maya what does it mean?

>>40592049
Closest we get is bum fights. (That's the actual name, I'm not calling anyone a bum).

Y'all must be busy tonight how is the iran thing and the war going btw?

>>40592057
it is a old hindoisme story about this God Brahma and his astral gf Maya. Dude was so boring he asked her for a game. Lady fill the universe with people, nature and animals and split Brahma's conciouss, into all of us

>>40592038
I'll stick with my tank chocolates, thanks.
>Now available pervatin free!

>>40592059
kek never have seen one. I bet it is hillarious

>>40592083
There should be videos of them, it was an organized thing.

violence is something I enjoy to avoid. But if it is on real life then nigga i have no other choice other than be the referee

>>40592077
It was a huge nothingburger. Just Iran being humiliated again and stripped of their nuclear ambitions.

just remember...
you aint shit.

you are not going to make it.
https://youtu.be/x0euNw-4YOo

>>40592095
RefeREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - 4chan and sports fans

>>40592051
This sounds familiar. I hope you don’t end up yelling crazy shit at her and enter a psychotic episode ending in serious prison time.
Also she sucks someone else’s cock before she sees you.

a ritual this perfected...
before even halfway i was moving cars out of my way

>>40592105
That's why you slide in then slide out. I'm sure he only wants to fuck her.

>>40592109
No kissing during sex makes me feel bad

>>40591139

i have never seen so many shadow people EVER.

like a sea of soldiers chanting my name.

>>40592111
Dude, I don't get the point of hickeys, but kissing I might do.

I'm back but I'm not really going to post anything might just lurk smoke some marigwana and watch Baki or play some Alan Wake and finally find out if it really is those pesky freemasons behind all the spooks in the woods.

>>40592118
They feel good.

some bitch bit my shoulder and left two rows of teeth marks while i was driving her then i fucked her friend

when i was on highschool, me and my friends from back them, trolled our classroom whatsapp chatgroup by spamming kek and REEEEEE. I think we were the only ones that noticed it, we were pissing ourselves laughing. kek
지금은 혼자지만, 즐거운 것 같아요.
jigeum-eun honjajiman, jeulgeoun geos gat-ayo.

>>40592127
Nah, I don't like woman marking me. We're not dogs, I'm good.

just a reminder that ur wife took your kids and left u cuz ur job is to spy a cat

just remember kids
DADDY aint goin nowhere.

so shitpost
larp
eat shit for all i care

>ask eb if her cunny tight

also
just in closing

youre all still fat.
keep being that.
keep putting prerequisites to your own success.

>>40592131
ototo? oh nono! watashi no eguuuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST2yB_LIR0M

>>40592132
Marking? You didn't have to add a bestial dimension to this, it feels good to GET a hickey, so people GIVE them.

>>40592165
That's what it is though. In my eyes, I guess.

Ran up on this cat he thought was me and started flexin'...

oi m8 someone is starting a foking fire here m8, whe are the bloody firefighters

>>40592177
complection so perplexin nigga needa instrument for correction?

>>40592168
Sometimes it IS marking. Sometimes it's just passioné.

>>40592186
Nah, I'm good. This is probably why I don't have a gf, but I don't like that shit at all. Huge no from me, gawd.

>>40592179
Oii!!! guv ya got a loicence for that foire dare?

>>40592193
Strokes. Folks. :)

>>40592197
In this case, hard, deep strokes. Vs territorial folks, what do I know though?

also, while im doing things...

you are not an avatar of sophia.
she lives with me.
the knock lives here.
whispers to me at night,
asking me why im the only one who doesnt lover her.

you are, and will forever be, a larp.
AND you still use drugs.
a larp and a loser

double L

>>40592201
Por que no los dos? :D

uuuh so.. the hell is maya kek!

I know I filled up the engine of war this morning...
Out of gas already?
:)

>>40592208
Because -- I'd only let my wife give me hickeys and I'm not gonna marry ever so, so no one gets to.

>>40592203
Nice.

>>40592214
Not even on the pectorals? :(

You're no fun :(

I'm kidding; I'm sure you're good fun, but, uh, come on man, that's a whole dimension of pleasure you're missing out on. Try it once. On the pec.

No regrets, or I'm not a burning bush oft ignored.

not yet :p

>>40592220
No quads? That means I get to coom.

que mrd son hickeys

>>40592222
I have none of those yet. And no, wife only. That's just how it is with me.

>>40592226
>not yet :p
no no, post your cat, im wainting.

>>40592231
Your do your do :D

i just keep throwing it away
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IviYsgJXG5k

>>40592242
What's wrong with my hair?

I'll coom to feet this time *adjusts monocle*

Jarvis download all Juri han feet rule34 and organize it by artist alphabetically.

>>40592242
Oy pay, you mean You do you...

Adorable.

>>40592165

i once had to stop a girl from giving me a hickey cuz i had to be in housing court the next day lol

Sonetimes tgink my mother angel shopia needs more credit shes way better than anyone i know. Dad nedds to confort her.
Abd treat her.

Me idk im a loser who watches anon that actuclly have a life and normal.
Easy fod you. You can go about your day and nothibg wil change if you do or dont do abythibg but i hacw roo or ecerythibg goes to shit.

Feom a watchers point of view more free tgen ill ever be i cant even understand the concept let alone visualise it.

No can i ubderstand what bwndibg reality is withour dfnyibg it can exust becsuse its toi far beyond my level of understanding. Mind you im not bright.

No.
To me everything is black and white.
Just need eyes to see it\ believe

>>40592229
Un chupe de puta en El cuello o cuerpo

>>40592212
Never going to happen.
Time for needless wars for isreal are over

Somethin' can go wrong, it does
Let it go and it came back, that's how strong it was
But she belong to cuz, couldn't belong to me...

>>40592244
its called 'living a roguelike'
giving it up freely
removes your fear of loss being exploited
as well as making a cumback much quicker.

you know the old saying
>pump&dump
thank babe.

>>40592258
when i experience this through am going to explain her how a cat saved my life...

w-wait, w-wanna know about katty? i m-mean you must hear it tho

>>40592245
Nothing, it's the mark of a man-- SHIT, there I go, being a dog again.

>>40592252
Do your do is a saying where I hail from. I speak proper English too. There's also "do your thing," "you do you," "do as you will", "do as you wish", you get it.

*kvetch*

>>40592253
Nice. I never said no to a man giving me a hickey, but one time I had to have him apply foundation/concealer to hide it because I had work the next day.

I've been a horse. Sue me.

>>40592251
Im too.normie to fine feet attractive haha. But you be you anon.

>>40592261
Wow, that's good news! I sure hope you are right.

>>40592271
>Im too.normie to fine feet attractive haha
youre not.
its the stupid people who actually do.

"show feet" was a way to trick streamers to lift their feet to the camera to get an upskirt.
"show armpits" is to trick streamers wearing tubetops to lift their arms and let it drop.

but... people are stupid.

>>40592270
You're Jewish? Oy pay, please say so.

>>40592266
yeh, i was just thinking about starting a sewing sweater sex cult

>>40592291
whatever i dont care send nudes next time, or now...

>>40592291
but for that first i need to man up and talk to she.
idk what wrong with me
>inb4 pussy
yeh ):

>>40592288
No.

who can rid me of the monsters in my head

>>40592305
Oh, damn, okay. Say less. I got too excited there. My fault. I won't pry any longer.

>>40592298
!! Y-you want to see me n-naked, Anon-kun?
변태
byeontae

>>40592307
no its funnier to watch you suffer.
learn how to not think stupid.

>>40592311
>no pry

I'm a burning bush, I love when people look at the flames.

>>40592307
Only you can save yourself

>>40592314
are you just gonna tease or show me you naked?

>peace were declared
Any knowers in the chat?

>>40592318
I don't worship "HaShem" or machinations of him. But excuse me if I mistook you for Israeli.

>>40592320
H-hey do-don't be rude! don't you see you are on a image forum?.. by-byeontae!

>>40592323
any know buddies?

>>40592323
I remember that, dead. I forgot who said it.

>>40592328
digitalcatracer
if you work up the courage.

i dont care if youre a dude, i take being hit on by the gays, as a massive compliment, more so that if women do.
it takes courage and real bravery to risk not only being rejected, but humiliated or shamed.
i respect that.

mon chat elle est grise et blanche,

>>40592324
I don't either. This is a metaphor. My God is my God.

wow chat sure slowed down since declaring my time limit.

>>40592343
Were you here for the "Oy pay" joke he made? I posted it after he made it.

>>40592349
I'm here for the hairy beasts of men, occasional preaching of the true religion, and some memes and fun, anon.

>>40592337
what u secret? niggas and femmes just keep approaching but i think i intimidate them or maybe am just the kind of person that everyone expects to be the... how you say it? le conversation starter?

>>40592356
That's so fun though.

>>40592362
I liked the oy pay joke, and 01:01:01 timestamp checked

>>40592369
I hope Jews like it too. He's great with jokes, man, I'm not even half as good.

>>40592373
There aren't that many Jews anon. Who knows if there's any in the thread? I love a good joke though.

내가 원했던 건 너뿐이었어
naega wonhaessdeon geon neoppun-ieoss-eo

>who? Shakira!

>>40592382
It's gonna be big, I tell ya. Big.

>>40592358
>what u secret?
No.

i just...
look ima cunt here, because its funny.
but IRL i have a personality that people who need a sense of protection kinda flock to.
iv always been that back of the wolfpack kind of guy.

and i fucking hate it, i hate that people look up to me and want to depend on me. so i isolate.
alright
you happy now loser.
fuck you.

>>40592323
It's daylight saving time in Iran. They got another hour of free hits or so after the ceasefire with no intention of stopping

>>40592385
Step-anon.. I..

>>40592391
Why is it you automatically think of dicks? Dickgenerate.

some niggas isolate because they want, other niggas isolate themselves cuz illness and other niggas are just lonely cuz God wants it that way.

Such is Gaia!

also

" i could start a 'party' if i wanted to"
kinda funny now huh...

l8r honyebuns.

>>40592387
u r smokey right? i think u r a bigger loser than me, wanna know why?

>>40592399
I... anon... I didn't say anything... about that... but...

gimme another line! am bringing that mf back here
ain't done

>>40592390
I've had this foreboding feeling for over a month.

>>40592409
Alright, I'm fucked out of my mind, I gotta get some sleep.

>>40592416
It was dicks, anon. I gotta go get some sleep too. Don't look into the bush too much. Might haunt your dreams or something. Feeling magical this chipper Tuesday!

>>40592420
Chipper Tuesday, where you put things in a chipper and the chipper always wins. I don't mind a little bush.

h-hey! don't leave me alone here! je suis so méthamphétamine'd. I will end up speaking with catghost!

>>40592406
>u r smokey right?
anon, im foxbro
smokey is foxbro
the anon you hate is foxbro
the anon you worship is foxbro
the OG-GLP-NB is foxbro
the OG-GLP-WoS is foxbro

its foxbro all the way down

>wanna know why?
No.

>>40592416
>I gotta get some sleep.
OMFG are we... sleeping together?

>>40592429
i brought u back dud. Simple as
stop abusing stéroïde or le roid rage is gonna fuck u up! -le meth comsumer

>>40592426
Step 1: Have a chipper
Step 2: Put your enemies in the chipper
Step 3: Profit
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Prison

Tumblin' Tuesday ;D

>>40592438
That just reminded me of the Rumbling and it made me feel kill. If they didn't kill him, I would have.

>>40592438
But I digress. Goodnight.

>>40592323
Its a ceasefire its /pol/
But who knows with isreal. Wouldnt hold breath over it they are not the type to hold peaceful anything.
>also tge uraium enruchmrnt us a lie. Yo make nujes you need heavy water abd plutiuloium. Whuch is impossiable to majen such a poor country. Just goes to show just how dumb americas are.
>>40592131
Haha
>>40592284
Yeah. Pussy and tits are goat but only when shes okay with it.
Idk alien bro people just be horny even if what you say its all code. I would rather be direvt and tthe point.

But you bribg up somethibg i didnt know shows you im just too old now days to get these odd things i gebuinely thought they where into feet and my brain was like eww gross.
Thanks for explaining. Now its not so gross haha.

>>40592097
Why does iran want nuclear stuff so badly?

>>40592436
>its foxbro all the way down
did foxbro start the 4chan/ng/? No.
apparently EB or arctic did.

but they want me to worship them because they did.
yeah fall down onto my knees and thank them for something i never wanted and arguably ruined every attempt i had at a normal life.

>>40592105
This is not true you are just upset that she eye fucked the hell out of me at the market yesterday

>>40592444
I'm watching AOT rn, and all I can think is, "Shit, man, I wish I got stepped on right about now."

I'd like to be the trampled, if not the trampler. Definitely not the people who trampled the world and got left behind.

It's like, wtf, why couldn't Eren just finish the job? So fucking retarded.

>>40592109
>>40592111
>>40592118
I do want to fuck her but that doesn't mean I can't also enjoy her company or her as a person

>>40592452
u right i guess, this screen hides a lot. My suffering for example.
can u stop talking about u namefag? "foxbro" gtfo n
brunnette or blonde?
blonde, no asian!

>>40592450
They want a strategic deterrent against EU, US, and Israeli military posture so they can freely develop their military and continue to normalize relations with the rest of the world. Their oil is valuable as well. They know that. They want the ultimate trap card.

>>40592448
I'd be more of an Eren type myself until I realized I was a slave. :(

>>40592226
Very soon tho next Sunday for certain :]

>>40592436
For real that one on roids. Not surpirsed there are far too many weridos on x.

I regreat teling the truth about my self when it was about these weridos. Goid thing thwybassume im lying.

So foxbro in drug abuse problem seems to be a common mantra here on /x/

>>40592244
Bro you threw away your cat? :(

>>40592456
man manipura felt something when Eren lost... used to watch that shit when a I was a kid!

>>40592450
Because the lion wakes from the sand

>>40592481
I felt something too, man. That ending was fucking meme tier. Long distance cringe courtesy of Isayama.

>>40592347
What is your time limit? What is it for?

>>40592456
>I'm watching AOT rn, and all I can think is, "Shit, man, I wish I got stepped on right about now."
A suicidal anime fan? That's real new.
>It's like, wtf, why couldn't Eren just finish the job? So fucking retarded
It was the only way he could ensure the power of the Founding Titan was stripped from him. He's not God. He did what he set out to do at the beginning, got rid of the all the Titans. I have to sleep though, I haven't slept all day.

>>40592476
don't worry dude, speaking for me. I barely understand ur post and 90% of times I just skip them. So no regrets!
but yeh, /ng/ers are mad and ill, and more the self-proclaim cats! they just keep stealing my digits!

>어쩌면 모든 게 꿈으로 끝날지도 몰라
eojjeomyeon modeun ge kkum-eulo kkeutnaljido molla

>>40592474
They said that the facilities were peaceful tho. We're the bad guys :[

>>40592412
I've been feeling that way since 2017. Started "cluing in" around 2012 when Russia was sending ships around Crimea like how China is with Taiwan today.
I heard New Zealand's property market is booming atm.
She'll be alright m8.

>>40592487
just saving for an airplane seat to japan and shit in his sauna. I refuse to die until then

>>40592489
>It was the only way he could ensure the power of the Founding Titan was stripped from him. He's not God. He did what he set out to do at the beginning, got rid of the all the Titans. I have to sleep though, I haven't slept all day.

I have to concur with Amir. "No more people, no more conflict" isn't a joke, it's a maxim. That being said, I get it, he wanted to get rid of his hax and leave his friends with a refined life.

He was selfish and should have kept his people in mind. He was an idiot for not finishing the job. That is all.

GN ;D

>>40592499
He was an idiot for not going with Berthalt and Reiner. That would have set him on a more better outcome. I'm still mad about that.

>>40592505
There's no guarantee that Zeke and Eren would have met, and besides, there's no guarantee they-- yknow, it probably wouldn't work out, honestly.

>>40592496
I shit in his corn flakes. Still kino tho. Good series.

Frieren is nice. On hiatus tho.

japanese are so weird, like why would he made Levi french? and he is the most "attletic". Like if suddenly everything i have been learning on my own is already there! written on text... waiting for someone to read them
and it is gonna still like that, magick scrolls too m-much 지식 jisig

>Iran's foreign minister says Tehran "has no intention" to continue its response
...because of the implication

>>40592511
not for me man, the last season was too much for me. and the fact that he made eren to lose for muh audience points just pisses me off

mikasa, maybe my first waifu

like nigga, i used to daydream about making aot parody videos.

>>40592520
He did say the ending would be "terrible," so... yeh. I have no huzbendos in this series. Maybe Sasha's dad and Magath, honestly. :^)

https://voca.ro/1feKPenOlpzz

>>40592511
He was a Special Operations soldier. First task would be to gather as much intel as you can, even if it means going with them and having to escape later, then so be it. He's a dumbass and doesn't know how to operate, sure they were enemies, but you had no idea where they even came from, the smart play would be to find that out first. Reiner and Berthalt had different things in mind. Even Reiner said "Eating Eren would be like kicking the can down the street." He was looking for a solution. The intel they could have gotten from the next twelve years, could have been enough to figure out a new path without Titans. He could have thought of a new way to get to the Aurora Borealis.

>>40592475
one more week!

>>40592517
>Hundreds of kilos of uranium missing
>Russia, China, N.K. and Sweeden all backing Iran
>Even Afrikaans are starting their own nuclear weapons programs
What are you implying? This mission failed spectacularly.

>>40592526
From where Eren and the Scouts were sitting, fella, they did everything correctly. Just the same for the other side, except for the Ymir wildcard.

>>40592517
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>40592527
She came to the coffee shop last time. I can't take it anymore I'm just going to rush her

>>40592528
They want to sit at the table not be buried under it.
They will play ball.

>>40592523
i see.
started as a mikasa boy and... omg all this for a GIRL? I-ISAYAMA i kneel
mentioned the levi french part cuz... if you meditate on french u can feel ur glutes, hips more activated. And if you run on Le french u r faster! It just weird that little detail, really shows japs are le superior race

>>40592539
>rom where Eren and the Scouts were sitting, fella, they did everything correctly
Wrong, this isn't this world, that is mapped clearly and we know what's on the other side. Their whole mission was to find out about the Titans, dummy. They did that exactly wrong, they chose the asset over their mission. That's the dumbest shit I've ever seen happen in any capacity. That world was bigger and the world they knew was a false one. They were trying to reason with him, he's a dumbass kid who lucked into the Scouts because of his Attack Titan. Even he said he was an idiot that got power.

>>40592549
"Let's just let our greatest asset be taken to an unknown location while we lack the ability to get through the rampant Pure Titans on the island"

*burning bush stares back*

bro i coped to hard, "bros eren's conciouss still alive bros, keep movin' forward!

>>40592553
Their WHOLE mission was to find out about the Titans, how they came to be. What they could do to rid the world of them. If that kid is your greatest asset, and you don't trust his operating skills, then you're a dumbass for not speaking up that the mission comes first. If you were in a foreign land in the nature of AOT, and your mission is to find out about the Titans, you put your petty differences aside when someone gives you the opportunity to complete your mission parameters. Those dudes came from outside the fucking wall, they obviously know more than you. I get it, it's for suspense and that way of intel gathering would have been boring, but it was the right move.

>>40592284
Being into gay furry foxes and poop is way smarter than being into feet right guys?

>>40592564
>Their WHOLE mission was to find out about the Titans,

You're forgetting Wall Maria, king. They needed Eren for the recapture of Wall Maria. They weren't gonna Hange-san the whole shabang for *checks list* NO REASON.

>>40591114
No, you’re just a nigger.

>>40592576
If Eren had let them explain instead of cutting them off, Bert and Reiner would have been assets too, what are you saying? Eren didn't let them explain shit. You don't take war personally, you'll always miss opportunities to push forward progress if you take it as a grudge, which is what Eren did.

just saved my duolingo streak in the last minute. kek what a adrenaline fuel

>>40592589
>inb4 Trauma
Then he's not fit to be a Soldier.

>>40592595
>>40592589
Why the fuck would they explain to their captive, "Yeah, so, broh, you're about to get eaten, broh, and your nakama gonna get fucked, broh," as if it would make any difference?

Besides, narrative structure aside, Ymir already owed a blood debt and was snake central, so, what then? Eren didn't know who to trust, all he knew was akame-ga-kill those FUCKING BASTARDS.

THE ENEMY was before him, and he did not flinch once. Maybe cried like a bitch, but he did his do.

https://voca.ro/1g5ZmYZESxLv

Heaven and Hell may very well be the same thing. Perhaps thats what blanket forgiveness gets you. Corrupted souls inhabiting the spaces where the healthier ones try to survive.

>>40592610
Reiner literally was trying to think of a way to get rid of Titans too. Sure, his people were at war, Eren could have fought on their side and he would have been good. The whole point was to win the war, they needed him for that, but turns out they actually didn't. And even if they ate him, it would be no difference, they would have still won the war. Reiner said the exact words I just told you. Eren was a kid who got thrown into a shitty situation. There was no more bloodline of Royals to take the Founding Titan. Eren could have finessed his way into their Military and he would have been straight. Next step would have been to figure out a way to get rid of the Titans without bloodshed. They needed to because the world would rise against them. What was the mission?

>>40592638
I was wrong, there was his brother, which would have been even better. Because he had an idea how to do it without bloodshed. And if Eren was smart, he would have had a different timeline, because he would have met his brother much earlier than he did. But Eren was too reactionary. They could have brainstormed better under different circumstances, which would have been the best idea to use the Attack Titan's abilities to come to best outcome.

>>40592625
I have to agree with that

Just took an SLM size shit to make room for this big ass munchies burrito.

https://youtu.be/6LXVrW19Ey4

>>40592590

it's a good feeling

>>40592666
Ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on

>>40592679
This resonates on a personal level.

hi cats, can we move to the other thread? it feels lonely there...

>>40592679
Eminem

>>40592696
kanye.... or was it shakira?

>>40592700
Ye

I'm finally heading to bed.

>>40592713
Goodnight!

well, well, well
fancy meeting you here
thread full of random strangers

who are not my friend
and never will be
invited to post here by those who earned to be in charge

well of /x at least

instead of just pretending
they are in charge
with all the confidence they can muster

as if that proves anything
other then
liar's can stroke their own ego any time they find an audience to pay attention to them

even if just one
which is why some anon's
keep trying to get other's to "ignore the trolls"

only to watch
their efforts fail in vain
every time someone feeds a troll a (You)

right in front of everyone else
who was ignoring that anon
on purpose

for a reason
ya dumbasses
*face palm*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_yiJldTBeA

you know the nono is no homo the nono says no to homosexuals the nono thinks its bad and wrong they can never sing the nonosong

>>40592777
>They will never know the nono because they only ever desire for the nono to talk about them

nice digits!

>>40592788
I have anxiety. Feels like 12pm next day after a night of heavy drinking after posting questionable stuff the night before.... except I'm hardly buzzing, it's 12 am and I've hardly posted anything. I'm very much familiar with this feeling. What's odd is the time of day. My nervous system is on edge. I don't know why.

To any gay guys out there
who think having sex with females is gross
and can trigger a physical response of wanting to throw up instead of get a boner at just the thought.

thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuklIb9d3fI

when it comes to the ladies
I will take advantage
of any advantage I can take

well with in reason of course
I'm not the type to use a "love potion"
to "force" someone against their will

and instead the kind of straight guy
who would instead "research the female mind" to figure out how it ticks
and then seduces the female I want to use my boner to have sex with using what ever charm I have naturally

as for me it's guys I want to barf when thinking about having sex with them

>anyways keep up the good work

the more of you out there
having sex with each other
instead of females

the more females out there
who are going to have a smaller selection of penises
to choose from

if some remove themselves from the "dating pool"
on purpose
all natural like and shit

which seems awesome
to me
but again I'm shit posting on 4chan

so it's not like I'm the only
horney pervert
to ever think about this kind of stuff

even if the other's
never saw any point
in talking about it

in front of
(((them)))
with their narrative

different then mine

>>40592625
what is heaven to some is hell to others

>>40592753
>>40592801
hey disposable, how goes your endless crusade against insane people?

https://youtu.be/9bM8lwNuSks

>>40592777
those are some nice digits tho

https://youtu.be/u5skS32Cr8Q

>>40592798
If you don't mind me saying-
It's the booze.
Personal experience tells me and others this.
Even binge drinking can do that.
Gives your body light dependency on it.
Creating this feeling of anxiety if it doesn't have it.
Like-
Your body is afraid you won't poison it with the coo-coo juice anymore.

>>40592813
That's not it.

>>40592805
hmm...
hello anon
I know nothing about

not sure who you got me confused with
but the only mission I'm on
is proving to myself if I exist or not on my terms and nobody (no pun intended) else's

as insane folks
are not my problem
and instead useful company

as long as they remain
on their side of the internet
unable to track me down in real life

only able to guess
if I'm real or not
from shit post's that show up on their screen

as if that proves anything

*pfft*

>>40592821
Okay, it seems you have it figured out.
Good luck.

>>40591778
I saw the future we evolve (copy of a copy of a copy) to grow extra appendages like 4 eyes 6 fingers etc for purely aesthetic reasons from the AI doing everything for us we try to become more like god

>>40592824
huh, i must've gotten you mixed up with a septic that spams /ng/ to shitpost against insane meme wizards huehuehue

i hope you find useful company tho, that's good. its good to be here for an actual reason of some kind, otherwise you're just making noise to fill time, which i'm sure many of us are also doing to varying degrees

https://youtu.be/a_Rw9D7d4pI

There are advantages
to living a life
that is worthless

for example
if you ever find yourself
living a worthless life at the same time

some asshole is trying to take over the world
and force folks to raise their own kids
a certain way in the future

abandoning
their past tradtions
for a new rule under some asshole

who thinks their life does matter
is is not worthless
like mine

whelp
it's easy
to hide

as long as you don't give yourself away
and even if you do give yourself away
if you do it at the same time

other's are playing make believe
about a fairy tale
they can't agree on a plot for

whelp
it's it's possible
to still hide

so the asshole
assumes
you doin't exist

and doesn't plan
for having
to defend themselves

from some worthless mundane idiot with no back up that doesn't believe in any god and just makes shit up in their head depending on whatever is going on in front of them and no where else

*shhh*

>>40592861
the meme wizards
tried to turn me into one of their meme's
I didn't let them

*mind games*

>>40592865
https://youtu.be/oHC1230OpOg

its easy to be a meme. better to just accept the culture for how it is

>>40592872
no anon
once again
I'm going to prove to myself if I exist or not on my terms

not anyone else's
including
whoever the fuck you are

>do please try and keep up

do please try and keep up
>with what you might be asking yourself
well with what anyone else reading the same post you are has the chance to think differently then you do about

duh...

for any of you
who think you being positive
is going to effect anyone suffering from other folks delusions

reality
is not
on your side

and will allow
all kind of terrible things
to happen you

at any moment
without
any warning

good luck
to all
as war is upon ya

if you pretend
it's not
even if only in your minds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg2BodY8b7I

>>40592875
i'm saying you seem like a meme to me, you're one of several non-namefag posters that have recognized thread names. you doing your usual thing is the meme. your war against the meme culture here is part of the meme culture here

https://youtu.be/I40yNUFGEH8

>>40592899
and I'm saying
you can say whatever you want
I'm still not who you want me to be

instead of myself

>>40592902
what i see in you is purely how i perceive the waves you make, that isn't in question. that doesn't change my point

>>40592907
you are trapped
in a deluison
of your own creation

I'm aware
and not
responsible for

as I did not force you
to lie to yourself
you did that on your own

which is why
those are the memories
you are working with

in front of everyone else
who does not
share your "faith"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVxBmXz5QGs

as is meant to be it would seem

>>40592912
i did quite literally become psychotic and haven't been the same since, i became one of those pattern-obsessed schizos. i'm not paranoid like many who are like me, but i used to be, i'm just now content with my insanity

>>40592926
and I
exist in a society
with armed enforces of the "law"

who are supossed
to protect those
who can't protect themselves

at least that's the narrative pushed
by those
using deadly force to ensure folks obey their rules

that to be frank
could kill me
with ease

like one bullet to the brain
and the rest of you would never have to read
my fucked up formatting ever agin

only having to wait
for all those who saw all the (You)'s ai was getting
from those who shit posted about my formatting

and decided to copy cat me
in thier own way
if it meant they could get more (you)'s of their own

as the more (you)'s
one get's
the more their post is read

by those who skip
any post
that doesn't have an (you)'s

in threads
with 100's
of post's

that don't make any sense
not a single one
all of them obviously nothing more

then made up bullshit
but made up bullshit
about what exactly

is still a question yet to be answered

for all of you
who are scared
of "the powers that be"

you should be
they pull the stringers
of every world leader

like puppet's
from the shadow's
without anyone being able to prove they really exist

right in front of everyone
shit posting
in the same thread they shit post in

when they feel like it
not responsible for the way
those talking shit

suck up to them in the next breath
every time
they have no idea who they are talking about right in front of them

*awkward*

Flooded fords and watershed moments

>>40592956
it's shit posting anon
the only thing that get's dirty from it
is your own mind

but only if you want to
I mean it's not like
anyone is forcing you to read this post is it

:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orJSJGHjBLI

>4chan for the stalemate

for any of you
who still have faith
in the label of "humanity"

okay
you do you
anon

but just a heads up
the rest of us
can be "biological creature thingies" instead

at least as a place holder
until one of us
come's up with something a little less "me" and a lot more "everyone else as well as me combined"

and just to prove
there's no hard feelings
here's some examples of other folks who are not like me

and still think
"human"
is a label that fit's their existence

and "biological creature thingy"
is dumb
and doesn't apply to them until it does on their terms and not mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmMOMK5c4EY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wKzyIN1yk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu3TFib-JK4

I dont know why people say its a "beast" system. I see it entirely as feminine with all this sexual molestation. Go away, Aphrodite! Or by whichever other name you go by, all the same entity.

https://voca.ro/1ke2F6qzO7hx

>>40593029
I know why
folks don't see things
the same way you do

it's because you're opinion
doesn't matter
if you get why or not

*pats on head*

I know a few things by virtue of my father being manifested as Zeus Jupiter for the longest time. And for much of my existence I have hated his guts.

>>40593032
https://voca.ro/1fI770XPAzjB

>>40593080
and I call bullshit
right in front of everyone who has no fucking reason
to take you at your word

about being the child
of a old god
come to life in modern times

like the movie
about percy jackson
only as a larp on 4chan

*rolls eyes*

>>40593087
Something ticked you off.

>>40593124
https://vocaroo.com/1ocyK1myKJPj

>>40593132
I'm tickled pink, your opinion on the matter is noted.

>>40593141
you're avoding the question anon
I don't give a shit
about your feelings one way or the other

and was asking
what makes you think
you can tell other's what I am feeling

as if
you're some kind of mind reader
hmm?

oh and for any of you wondering
how I can tell who is lying
it's simple

I wait for anyone
to pretend to know me better then I know myself
then I "read my own mind" and check to see if some how they are right and I'm wrong

ya know
just incase
I'm being "stubborn" again

oh and btw
anyone preteding to know
100% of everyone better then they know themselves

is including me
by default
even if they refuse to believe I exist

as they pretend
to know me
better then I know myself

as sanity
is over rated in my opinion
for a reason

>spoiler warning: I'm being stubborn as I type this post

*hehehe*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCLKrNZPiNc

>>40593147
https://voca.ro/1fI770XPAzjB

>>40593199
>https://voca.ro/1fI770XPAzjB
it was my mom
the story goes
when I was born

my head was all deformed
and weird looking
like cone shaped or some shit

anyways
my mom took one look at me
after I popped out her vigina

and the 1st words I ever heard
were
"I don't care if nobody else loves ya, I will always love ya"

which might seem kind'a sweet
from your point of view
but as the "last to die a lone"

I can't help but wonder
if one of you would be the last to die alone
if my mom had chosen different words

to be my 1st I ever formed memoires of

*shrugs*

>>40591544
Yes.

https://youtu.be/CzS-Z5WtfUg?si=1J3J8IpfAoNeyR6r

>>40591003
Who? The anomaly?

You don’t get to tell others what they think of you.

>>40593204
You evil rapist I can't wait to see you in person.

>>40594029
To whom are you talking?