>be me
>25 yo incel living in parents basement
>spend days shitposting on r9k fapping to hentai and eating moms tendies
>lifes a blur of Mountain Dew and existential dread
>one day scrolling X see a blurry pic of Taylor Swifts wardrobe malfunction from 2018
>nip slip of the century saved it to my spank bank ages ago
>randomly enter some sketchy online lottery thing for shits and giggles
>win a custom lifesize cardboard cutout can print anything on it
>brain overloads this is my moment
>obviously choose the Taylor Swift wardrobe malfunction pic zoomed in for maximum detail
>wait 3 weeks mom yelling about why are packages coming to my house
>finally arrives rip open box like its Christmas 2005
>there she is 6 feet of pixelated Taylor nip out looking like a goddess
>instant boner harder than diamond
>prop her up against my crusty anime body pillow
>realize this is peak romance no 3DPD foid could ever compare
>decide to celebrate with my waifu
>stick my dick between the cardboard legs feels like Im defiling a sacred artifact
>cum in 30 seconds flat personal record
>but oh no big mistake
>semen splatters everywhere cardboard soaks it up like a sponge
>Taylors perfect face now warped soggy and peeling
>looks like she got hit by a water balloon filled with my shame
>try to wipe it off only makes it worse cardboard starts tearing
>my one true love ruined in under a minute
>stare at the soggy mess feel soul leave body
>parents upstairs hear me scream TAYLOOOOORRR like a banshee
>mom knocks on door anon you okay
>curl into fetal position surrounded by empty Doritos bags and shattered dreams
>mfw I fapped my waifu into oblivion
>mfw life is pain

>>81483149 (OP)
Hello, redditor. I liked this greentext, but please leave and never come back.

>>81483149 (OP)
If you are 25, what did you do when you graduated highschool at 18?
Did you try going to college? Try getting a job?

ChatGPT wrote this. Try harder next time

This is the worst waifu I have ever heard