Thread 18257399

Am I over?

this might be match of the freakin year

finner

I miss him already

CAN THIS MATCH END HOLY SHIT
what's the point of reducing the show's length if you just pad it with filler like this??

>>18257388
>>18257386
>>18257385
you guys are exposing the business

Bron has to embrace the freakzilla blood

Another banger by the nepocircus

Need to coom on Jackie's tits like yesterday

How to fix Lyra Valkyria
>new gimmick/hair/gear
>always wear see-through booty shorts or bikini (Rhea/becky)
>get boobjob and show cleavage through gear

>>18257432
Kek you got exposed by the crowd today

Unironically good match. I'll hold my pee

I like the Bayley to Belly

>the entire first hours was all womens matches and segments

Is this episode of RAW over or are the commercial breaks over?

Posting here because named gamethreads are cancer.

This match is too long!!!

>>18257441
you've been getting exposed by the crowd for a year

Does the crowd not actually watch the match they paid to go see? Cause this is most definitely not awesome.

>>18257440
she's not like that

>>18257440
Paul, hire this guy

That was almost a wrap on Bayley's neck.

pls win Lyra

>>18257453
I thought they were saying this is awful

>bayley flailed and almost got dropped on her head because of it
spooky

>>18257453
They have to chant that or else reddit gets mad

this match is indeed awesome, would expect nothing less of lyra

Bayley almost got kwab'd.

>>18257406
>always wear see-through booty shorts
She has a big waist she would need to get rid of some ribs to make them them work honestly

Holy shit nearly sawdusted her neck

Cole doesn't know shit about Lyra or any of her finishers kek

this is awful *clap clap clap clap clap*

That nightwing move looked scuffed

>>18257473
Cole has been senile for a while now.
>CANDICE MICHELLE

Glad the stars of the women division are getting more shine but wish we got to see the likes of Maxxine and Ivy get more time after minor roles at Evolution.

damn this is taking forever

Lyra kinda heelish today

>>18257453
They chant that at anything it's ridiculous.

>>18257453
sunk cost. nosebleeds are probably like 200 bucks

if bayley loses this she's actually a sleeper KWABOTY candidate

Not a fan of these types of matches

Checking for wet spots on lyra

>>18257483
That wasn't a nightwing. It was just a gutwrench powerbomb Cole thought was nightwing

>>18257453
a lot of the people going to shows these days go just to chant, it's like a concert for them

>>18257477
>>18257488
>>18257494
>i-i-it is awful because it isnt mone and storm
how to spot the aew tranny

>>18257471
She wore them at Evolution, the sheer black ones, just wear those every time or smth
She has goblin/wicked witch jaw and her hair looks like SHIT!

>>18257441
I don't know what you are talking about

>>18257484
someone did say he might have dementia

This match feels like it has been going on for an hour

>>18257495
There's an indent by her asshole like the fabric is being sucked in there.

>>18257501
What?

>>18257493
Nah, just another shitter slowly sliding down the cards. Liv is easy female KWABOTY.

LETS GO BAYLEY
>LETS GO LYRA
LETS GO BAYLEY
>LETS GO LYRA
LETS GO BAYLEY
>LETS GO LYRA
LETS GO BAYLEY
>LETS GO LYRA

>>18257493
A woman will never win KWABOTY

way to give it away corey

>>18257512
a lot of the people going to shows these days go just to chant, it's like a concert for them

This match has gone through 3 commercial breaks

>1 hr in
>nothing but ads, promos and bitch matches
Guh fucking rim.

Goddamn can this match end already

>>18257453
It's even worse when you consider this match is just a previous copy paste

>>18257516
i obviously meant for the female category

>>18257509
Seriously will this just end.

>>18257519
What?

did lyra pee again?

Lyra is so bad at showing struggle

I'm busy playing the new tony hawk have I missed anything?

based bird

SHADES OF BENIOT

>>18257522
Yeah, it's fucking bad

BASED

BASED BIRB!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Good future

Women's match of the month right there

Bayshitter BURIED

I’m convinced some of you don’t actually like wrestling and just beat off to Cody

>Lyra vs Becky
AGAIN
Holy fuck does Paul know how to build up talent?

>>18257528
Bless you for using that.

>Silence the downies
What did he mean by this?

why did they book her like super cena there lmao

>>18257536
iyo/rhea/naomi at summerslam
a crappy bayley/lyra match that went way too fucking long

BEKO HOGAN AND HER NEPOHOG

Kek nepohog.

Damn they really are shitting on Bayley lately, she's not long for this company.

valkyria sucks why do they keep pushing her

LFG BIRBCHADS

that was a great match

Fuck You guys, that was a great match.

>>18257427
Smackdown was shortened to two hours.
RAW is 3 hours or 2 and a half.

WOO

>>18257549
>muh diverticulitis.png

WE COMING FOR YOU LASS

>her finisher is just a samoan driver
>not that actual cool gutwrench powerbomb

>>18257536
Not a damn thing.

3 falls is why I stopped watching mexican wrestling a long time ago, thank god they switched to 1 fall only recently

Another banger from the women's workhorse

>>18257548
This feud is to build Lyra you dumbfuck

Thank fuck. That went for way too long

Bayley is All Elite

>>18257559
We know. It’s just the Iyofag.

this feud is actually truly terrible

Turn Bayley heel now

>becky wearing Hogan colors
KEK

>>18257551
Lyras been booked like Super Cena since she got called up, she beat Ivy with a kayfabe injured leg

lol nepohog

That was good shit, HHH knows how to do 2/3 falls

Lmao Becky in Hogan colors

>>18257555
Bayley is moving to Smackdown, Naomi moved to Raw

God, Becky looks fucking great again.

Becko knows about the Hogan meme.

carmen san diego lookin ah

based birb

>silence immediately after lyra wins
Kek

I don't like either valkyria or lynch

>super lyra
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>18257587
Popped

>>18257578
Ummm sweaty. These 2 individuals own a vagina. Do better.

WHY WITH THE FUCKING POTATO THEATER? THERE ARE OTHER WOMEN ON RAW

>>18257591
>ah
Pathetic

>>18257578
Becky is trying her best for the Lyra project please understand

>>18257595
becky's alright but i'm not on board with larry velcro or whatever corny called him

>>18257587
>>18257589
Attwhorism

Becky and nepohog strike again!

>>18257589
She acknowledged it on the post show last night

https://x.com/wrestleops/status/1944556847500804445?s=46

>>18257594
Kek they cheered her, the crowd exposed your samefagging today

>another womens segment

kek have the men done anything yet?

Do men wrestle on this show anymore or is it all just women? First time I've tuned since Cena turned heel

Anyone who ever wins a match is super Cena.
Anyone who ever loses a match is being buried because Triple H hates them.

>>18257559
tis it twas

I LOVE WOMENS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING

>>18257399 (OP)
michael cole botching names (Candice Michelle for Candiece LeRae) and names of moves all the time.

is he getting dementia?

Based Corey Graves saving him more than shithead Pat MacAfee ever could.

Untrimmed nails bros wtf!!!!????

“I love women’s professional wrestling”-Michael Cole

Cole suddenly a big fan of women's wrestling, shut up

iyocord not happy. not one bit

>GUYS GUYS GUYS OUR WOMEN'S DIVISION IS LE HECKIN BETTER
negro pls

I'm not a e drone but women's casino gauntlet>evolution batttle royale

Next year Lyra will be competing for the world title. Mark my words.

>>18257613
We got a Seth update

Lash Legend should've won

>>18257522
World Women's Entertainment.
Deal with it.

>>18257607
Lyric Valedictorian

I think women's wrestling is dimeless, but even I have to admit WWE women have been having great matches lately.

Jackie Redman looking a bit RED

>>18257609
Her name is Lyra and she doesn't look like that. Delete this.

>>18257512
WE WANT TABLES

Where are the men?

>>18257613
Evolution mogged everything this last weekend so they may as well keep it going.

>>18257629
She should be booked as a monster

why has raw been all smackdown talent

I thought evolution was last night, fucking cunter gonna have me sitting on the toilet for a 2 night piss break

I can’t segue Buddy into this.

Give it to straight guys. Could my thick latino 7 incher satisfy Lash Legend?

>>18257623
I dont know what they just said

DOG FACED LATINX ALERT

boober

>>18257549
My ROTK brother

kek la primavera

She can't speak english at all

she's trying her bess

La "primavera"

>stephanie/chelsea feud
oh yeah man i like it man

ANOTHER WOMENS MATCH

>>18257629
Cody help Lash a theme that isnt shit first

Finally some quality

>>18257645
she should be booked in the slot Rhea takes ngl, basically the same build but a better wrestler

>>18257658
but enough about the irish broads

Steph's English is getting better

>ANOTHER WOMEN'S MATCH

KEK why didn't they say this show was just Evolution 3?

>more womeme shit
FUCK YOU HUNTER

Nikki works my dick into a shoot if you know what I mean brother
-HH

I like Nikki's entrance song, I miss when pop sounded like that.

>>18257651
they didn't say anything retard

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING CHELSEA AS ENHANCEMENT TALENT? FUCK THIS FUCK SHIT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!

Don't no one like this vackway CUNT

>>18257665
>Steph, Nikki and Chelsea

So how much does Nikki Bella have to pay in alimony every month?

What's the point of having Chelsea job to Nikki Bella?

Becky looking like a Slim Jim wrapper

I like Stephanie Vaquer but I like Tatum Paxley better and I feel the company hates her

holy shit poor crowd is going to chimpout and start killing all the womeme

>another women’s match
>with a washed Bella no less
Paul what the fuck are you booking?

>>18257655
I’ve spent weeks saying BAOOO randomly.

the /pw/ incels are seething over the kino wwe women's division again

ANOTHER
FUCKING
GIRLS
MATCH

People wanted Bron Breakker to get more content. The monkey's paw curled and made Seth a cripple

Reddit had their heckin women for 2.nights.in a row and they'll still cry about it

>>18257618
Penta had fought Chelsea, Iyo and Mayu.
I dunno if he fought Vaquer but he had fought some of the wwe women's roster

>>18257674
She said shes practicing daily. Already better than Iyo lololoollll

Seff being kwab'd really killed the mens division on RAW

Jesus fucking christ Seth being injured really ruined everything. 3 fucking bitch matches in a row.

....Is this just a women's RAW?
either way, I'm out. Gonna go troll on discord or something. I'll watch the main event tomorrow.

>>18257687
chelsea is a mark

But primavera means spring

Maybe if I pretend to hate women on 4chan.org, people will think I'm cool.

Nikki Bella being a full time wrestler is going to suck big time. Holy shit this is horrible.

>La primavera
La primavera leche de VAQA

>>18257658
getting harder and harder to push this every week huh

I like women's wrestling

I like Vaquer but respectfully, Chelsea should beat her and then take her #1 contendership and win the belt in Paris. I'm saying this from a completely unbiased perspective.

Oh come on! At least break this shit up

no seriously what is going on. they just had a full womemes event and now we have like 4 bitch matches in a row

>>18257689
Tatumfags are truly insufferable. Please rope yourself.

if tony kwab can't beat this shit raw in the ratings he's certified KWABOTY 2025

>>18257698
Not enough sweaty, oily dudes in their underwear grabbing each other for them.

This bullshit again?

I'm sure its just a coincidence Nikki comes back for an extended run while Cena is retirning

women are evil

I'm not doing this women's wrestling shit

>>18257704
Wrong, it paved the path to the true ending

They capitalizing on last night for a womens ratings pop

Has it been 3 women match in a row? fuck that shit. Evolution wasn't enough?

Is this fucking GLOW?
Where's the guys?

you wanna watch the men because you're a homosexual and don't care for actual match quality
i watch the women because i enjoy the actually talented people on the roster

People are talking about Chelsea being on Raw but the real story is that albas back

>>18257703
nah iyo has gotten better at english lately, they let her cut ion ring promos now
giulia is clearly skipping her practice, she's regressed since NXT

>>18257725
Did Nikki inject cement into her jaw?

>>18257721
They have a big mens gauntlet match that will take up 30+ minutes

>wrestler wears nike sneakers
shouldn't be allowed desu

Unironically, women are smarter and more trustworthy than men. Out of all the people in my life that have been good to me, most of them have been women.

alri fuck this
see you tomorrow nxtchads

>>18257725
Cute butterfaces

>>18257700
Not a monkey's paw for me. I'm completely sick of Jasethy. Now if that fat faggot Bronson Reed can have a career ending injury, we'd be all set for kino. This stable was a bad idea from the beginning.

Chelsea is kind of like Iori Yagami with this gimmick, I dig it

>>18257723
If he can't capitalize off of Seth's injury, there's no saving that company

What the actual fuck am I fucking seeing with this RAW? I am fucking done with WWE and wrestling in general. Bye forever lads, wrestling is fucking kill. It will never be good ever again.
Non stop women's bullshit and pussy ass faggots everywhere.
Over an hour straight of the most ugly putrid dog fucking women I have ever seen who can't wrestle and make me sick to my stomach. I'm sure after yet another women's segment we'll have Jey USO come out and yeeet for 20 minutes.

I can't believe I hung on this long but I'm fucking done. I hate all of you and I hate wrestling. Go fuck yourself San Diego.

>>18257722
rude

>>18257754
>Now if that fat faggot Bronson Reed can have a career ending injury
Still seething that he won and /pw/ got BTFO?

Cody is MAGA?

I took a shower. Did anything happen between this match and the lyra bagley shit?

>>18257689
yeah they hate her so much they kept her and dumped her dimeless partners

smackdown looks grim

>>18257736
Women can't do a headlock without second guessing themselves. I don't mind watching attractive women bounce around pretending to be athletes but more than hour is asking too much.

>>18257758
are you a legitimate trailer trash retard?

so is Cena retaining at Summerslam? Seth fucked his knee so i expected he was gonna cash in after Cody wins

>fatherless nikki bella
what a weird nick name

>>18257687
Chelsea can stay over no matter how much she jobs. Shes that based

KROSS SAVE US

>>18257755
how the fuck is she anything like Iori Yagami?

Shes not vicious, emo, or a loner.

>>18257731
Raw relied on the hour long entrance and Triple H tier promos from Seth every night unfortunately.

Kross on and it's not even an ad break

>>18257687
Chelsea wants her Dream Match because Nikki and her sister left by the time she rose to the top rank, and she always wanted to face the Bella Twins, even job, since she loves the Bella Twins and her entire repertoire was inspired by both.

>>18257715
Yesterday she put more moves than all of the divas, also she is training with Ashley Charles at the Armory.
Even Trish put a spectacle yesterday.

Kross kino

>>18257728
It is actually coincidental. She just got slapped with a huge alimony settlement after her divorce and she’s gotta fork up money every month to the dude she’s divorcing. She’s just back to get the money.

>>18257766
yeah vaq backstage segment

Who is the woman's champ?

>>18257763
Go back to catering, Jonah.

Kross bros

>>18257758
Promo’s good - see ya in 23 hours for NXT

Why are john's ears so fucking big?

>>18257740
True. Gulia is terrible

>>18257758
Many people around the world saying this at the moment, simps and retards finally killed wrestling. Good riddance.

Scarlett can't even say "He's a liar!" without sounding like a total NPC

>>18257697
>Netflix paid 5 billion dollars to broadcast [a 53-week running top ten show]
r fraid so

>KROSS PUSH
>IN 2025
Is it really happening bros?

>>18257746
Based anon speaking truth

>>18257769
As always

>MY ASS
clip it webm niggas

MY ASS

what was sami lying about again i can't keep up with this

Yeah I get that Evolution was just last night but if the next segment/match is yet another women's I'm gonna start complaining too

nice iron Kross

Chleae

So uh there's only 1 mens match tonight huh?

>>18257800
The timeline is healing

they couldn't have made this a mania match?
when chelsea had the belt and nikki wanted to come back anyway?

>>18257758
Yeah it's bad tonight but still....

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!

I skipped Evoluton. How did Nikki do yesterday?

Are they really about to job Chelsea out to fucking 50 year old Nikki Bella? Fuck this shit man.

>>18257821
pretty good

>>18257798
Thats the point

Welp it's back to shitty vignettes for Kross

>>18257807
I dont think they ever explained it kek

>>18257821
Really Gud til rasputia and the amazonian redguard eliminated her

When you find out Kross is an MDE fan his promos make so much more sense lmfao. He just channeled sam Hyde hard

This is probably Chelsea's dream match

>>18257823
chelsea is an ultra mark, she wants to job. she doesn't want to be a star, she wants to be the miz.
she suggested a hair vs hair match for mania, she will obviously job and shave her head if she ever gets that.

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>>18257828
>>18257828

>>18257821
Shitty. Not even one of the last few left. Kwaowb (kek what an old walled bitch!)

Chelsea - 7/10
Nikki - 8/10

id still rather fuck chelsea tho

is nikki being in the hall of fame justified?

>>18257821
I think Lash Legend eliminated her

>>18257786
After 4 months of having no women's champion for some reason, Naomi finally claimed it last night

>>18257835
He was literally wrestling in strowmans chud company.

>>18257835
How do you know?

>>18257800
He's getting released in 2 weeks

Why are you so upset that no half naked men is in your screen?
You gay?

>>18257837
It obviously is, she stated that millions of times.

>>18257841
We simply are not using this thread

>>18257807
lying to himself, it's a very deep storyline so it's ok if you can't follow

2015 Nikki Bella owes me (anal) sex

>>18257844
True, and same

>>18257823
yes.
Chelsea is over, can wrestle, take bumps, knows ring psychology, has mic skills, has a good gimmick, but she's made to job. The Dolph Ziggler of women.

>>18257841
Fuck off with this gimmick

>all the girls want nikki
>all the guys want chelsea

>>18257821
she didn't botch and the only thing i can remember is that she got hit 3 times by giulia.

>Chelsea is for the male demographic
BASED

>>18257861
I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD
I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD

>>18257777
Henchwomen

>those high pitched let's go nikki chants

The Lil foids love this bimbo!

this is the worst match i have ever seen in my entire life

>>18257849
He's friends Charls Carrol, someone on this board posted clips of them talking on his stream. Don't have them on me.

>>18257866
>Girls loves Nikki
>Men loves Bella
Haitch made the Battle of Sexes real

>>18257840
based Chelsea not being a self mark and doing whats best for business

>>18257881
>>18257881
>>18257881
>>18257881
>>18257881

>>18257861
All of this is true but she can only do basic moves, actually wrestle would be Gable tier, not even Seff or Roman can do that

NEXT THREAD
>>18257828
>>18257828
>>18257828

Id Owen Hart myself if I paid for this raw

>Deeper voices chanting for Chelsea
>Higher pitched voices chanting for Nikki
Interdasting

>>18257722
nah fuck you

That finish was hard to watch lmao

STEPHANIE VAKWAAAYY

Where the fuck in Theory?

For the love of all that is holy, please retire Nikki Bella for good.
Stephanie had to save her ass in more ways than one.

>>18257619
Crazy how it would make sense to have an actual wrestler on coms with Cole instead of a goofball who's only distracting him because doing your job and commentate is out to the way side because people having fun is so much more better for the business. I hate when Cole and Pat commentate together, they make it unbearable to listen to, especially Pat, and Cole plays along with Pat's nonsense. Give me Graves and Wade any day.