Thread 24657450

I have a $100 Digital Barnes & Noble giftcard and I want to give it to one of (You). I'm thinking something along the lines of sending you the code via Steam if that's what you'd prefer, otherwise IDK.

Only thing (You) have to do ITT is tell me what book/books (You) would buy with it.

I'm being serious.

>>24657450 (OP)
This is far too slow of a board for this shit OP

>>24657450 (OP)
Can you pay for shipping to the EU? Godspeed to some other anon.

>>24657450 (OP)
I'm European so I wouldn't even be able to import anything from B&N but thanks anyway, anon.

>>24657487
>>24657492
It's a digital gift card. American website BTW.

>>24657450 (OP)
Finally, a prize for a contest. OP, make a literary challenge and reward the strongest anon who can make us all feel with their story/prose, or alternatively think, but I don't know how a philosophy prize would be judged

>>24657497
otherwise give it to me anon, I need logical reasoning, rhetoric, and LSAT books to become a lawyer, and help everyone, however I am currently, poor and underemployed.

>>24657497
There's an idea... I'm still kinda fuzzy on how I'd get it out to anon though...

I would like to buy a copy of Dogen's Shobogenzo if I came into a large gift card. I'm actually Christian though. I just love all kinds of religious theology.
t.Philosophag millenial boomer

Oh ya steam is like vortechstripper or some shit I dun game much

>>24657450 (OP)
>Liddel & Scott, Greek Lexicon (Full)
>Strong's Concordance of the Bible
>Dickens' Novels set
>Burroughs' Night Trilogy

If you want to risk putting your email address in your post I could send it to anon there. Your post MUST include it though.

>Muh scammers!
Listen, I've been scammed my fair share and I'm NOT a complete fucking scumbag. Last time someone did something like this here and I "won" they just had a bunch of weird magazines sent to my house but that's not what I'M about.

I want to do something nice for anon in this miserable fucking shithole of a website.

You just have to trust my intentions here. Up to (You).

>>24657529
SIR DONT REDEEM

cool thread

i don't want it, but i approve of the effort :)

>>24657529
>>24657512
I trust ya

I've done this stuff before too here

Steam is correct after check

Help me achieve Zen^TM :^)

>>24657450 (OP)
Jesus interrupted by Bart D Ehrman

i don't even know if barnes and noble operates in my country though (poland) i just dont want to read the stinky polish translation

>>24657537
Please refrain from reddit humor ITT.

>>24657529
I'll venture, send it to me anon, the want to be lawyer grounded in classical Greek rhetoric and justice. in which I will purchase, "the Rhetorical Tradition:" readings from classical times to the present - Bizzell, rRames, Herzberg

sporty40@proton.me

>>24657450 (OP)
"barnes & nobles" you dont go to used bookstores or use abebooks? $100 is like 3 books at barnes, no thanks.

Can't trust a 4channer on an anonymous boars but bump this for someone to get lucky or the opposite of it

>>24657551
I've used Thriftbooks multiple times this year but the books always arrive absolutely beat to shit and I've thrown away several of the ACKCHUALLY.

>>24657450 (OP)
oh fuck off to /v/ would you

>>24657548
the frog is a trans icon btw

>>24657544
So purdy and thicc and expensivo @_@

>>24657554
I already did a /v/ give away today and they behaved like absolute, ravenous retards.

>>24657553
no shit, youre buying books from a thrift store, use abebooks, almost all of mine come in good-new condition, and ive never spent more then $15 on one book.

>>24657557
Nah. I refuse to let tranniggers have pepe.

>>24657561
good, should've stayed there. enough jeets and turd worlders to entertain you for the day
dont shit up this board with your bs frogtard

>>24657565
Your angry attempt to fit in by going full "zoomer pepe hate" outs you as a newfaggot.

Frog website.

>>24657565
Get out of my thread, shithead.

>>24657571
your dim awareness is amusing. it is in your words that i see angst and defensiveness, perhaps you should've watched more anime instead

>>24657575
make me faggot
your frogtards were never welcome

>>24657581
>Anitranny
Piss off back to your containment board, /a/utistic

>>24657587
booooo
at least you didnt use tranime, thats an improvement!

>>24657529
Greek Lexicon anon, thanks fren: chsrlesdickenings.mountain952@passinbox.com

>The titles posted ITT
DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME! YOU AND I BOTH KNOW YOU WON'T FUCKING READ THAT, MAYBE YOU'LL START IT, BUT YOU'LL NEVER READ IT COVER-TO-COVER!!

BE HONEST!

>24657593
I'm not even OP, but you posted literal gachslop FOTM. You are literally from r*ddit. Judging from your filenames, you must be from /v/ too.
No (you) from me either.

>>24657632
Kek, you bodied that freak.

>>24657632
>>24657634
hook, line and sinker
/v/ermin are always easy bait

>Gooktoon obsessed idiot details my thread
"SIGH" I wish we could start killing these ""people""

Sooo... is /lit/ unmoderated?

>>24657632
Based. Umafags are literal zoophiles.
Also, the hype for that game is the most artificial out of any gachaslop, even chinks aren't that blatant.

>>24657450 (OP)
I’m just starting to get into reading. I don’t have enough funds to purchase the books I want to, mostly history and classic literature. I would greatly appreciate a donation this large towards my education.

>>24657450 (OP)
Romantasy

>>24657667
HMMMMMMMMMM..... too bad you didn't follow the rules with your post. Books such as?

>>24657653
>It's just a horse racing "game" but the horses are just cartoon women
I've never met a group of "people" in my life more pathetic than weebs. lmfao.

>>24657660
clearly so, otherwise this worthless thread would've been deleted within seconds
OP even admits he did the same thing on /v/ which leads me to believe he does it on other boards as well for bait and engagement, i just don't see why or how this board popped up in his mind considering its substantially slower

>>24657664
if you ever feel like not judging something based on popular consensus and rather feel it for yourself then its an ok game, might even get you addicted but it didn't for me however

>>24657624
OP is this you?

Zencuck here

I can guarantee: I am a proficient reader of philosophy. I have already read a great deal of philosophy and theology including numerous books on zen. This is my white whale.

Unlike certain posters on this board, I can say I have read Plato and Aristotle and Kant and Hegel without need to resort to posturing. I enjoy the intellectual exercise of such books.

That said, I do partake in fiction and poetry as well.

>>24657680
But anon... you'll burn in Christian hell forever and ever if you read that stuff.

>>24657677
>cute girls (honses) you train and race with
what else do you want? its based on real horses as well which elevates it above the average gacha level of fictional setting of chinese folklore
but enough, im not shilling this game, i just posted it because i knew itd trigger people :)

>>24657688
>I fuck horses
We KNOW you do.

>>24657686
Syncretic mind-viruses aren't real.

>>24657515
>>24657529
postrel, code only, will be put to good daily use, thanks LSCOTTDICK@protonmail.com

>>24657690
you don't? just look at this sexy flaming hot beast

You ain't posting an email, Zenonce.

Most interesting thread today.

Definitely not the best thread, but surely the most interesting.

>>24657703
I'll take it.

ZENKEK I'M WAAAAAAIIIITINNNGGGG....

>>24657686
I am baptized and confirmed and practicing catholic.

I find it interesting in same way Merton did regardless.

I do attend a weekly zazen and weekly yoga too but this anon is correct >>24657694

>>24657701
>>24657722
My (spam) email is nmttx9@gmail.com

>>24657672
I would buy: war and peace, the anti-humans, when money dies, Moby dick, the pre-socratics, the works of Plato, the best of franz Kafka, and the best of Charles dickens.

>>24657747
Check ur email nigguh

>>24657781
Ty ty

Well, was I legit or not Zenbro? Inform the masses.

>>24657810
Legit af

Just ordered a ton of hentai /jk

Captcha: TN420

>>24657822
NOOOOOOO, YOU FUCKING BETTER NOT!! REEEEEEEE, YOU FUCK REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

>>24657450 (OP)
I'd buy Gustave Doré's complete illustrations. But I have no Barnes and Noble in my country.

>100$
>realize I'm third worlder
>thats a week of my salary
Fuck, god damn it. I fucking seethe every day to not have been born as a european or american.
Worst part is I can never escape this hellhole, because you need fucking money to migrate as well.

>>24657865
Then how do you even have access to the internet?

>>24657865
i think you can just move to one of those countries. they will probably even give you money

>>24657876
Everyone has access to the internet you moron.
>>24657893
Unfortunately not a jeet or a muslim else I'd have moved already. They seem to love them.

>>24657915
You have to pay for it, dumb cuck.

>>24657918
You think jeets don't pay an amount that scales to their income? Fucking hell...

Did anon really buy porn with OPs giftcard? That's pretty lame.

>>24657931
>internet scales to their income
>travel doesn't
???

>>24657918
I'm poor. But let's drop this discussion.
What are some raw books for this feel?

>>24657827
>>24657938
Chill your horses. I got the zen book. Unfortunately, I will have to tell anyone who asks that it was bought for me by an anonymous benefactor on a chinese cartoon porn forum hah
>>24657954
Books on poor? Hamsun Hunger is fun.

One time somebody on ck gave me a restaurant gift card, and I'm a mentally ill homeless person so that was very nice