Who you rooting for?
Me? I root for anybody that doesn't wear white pants.

This is the man who took Homa's spot.

>>149117247 (OP)
Schef probably just wins it

>>149117435
Yes he does seem to quote unquote piss excellence doesn't he?

rewatching some masters final rounds on youtube...greg norman was literally ADDICTED to humiliation rituals. he cucked himself out of a green jacket by choking so many times i cant believe he didnt neck himself by the turn of the millenium

>>149117478
Norman was always about more than golf, so it wasn't his whole life like some other players, it's why Couples and gang never liked him.
His Reebok apparel was doing $200M per year in the 90s. It's the whole reason Nike went after Tiger so hard, they saw the loot Greg and Reebok were pulling in.

>tfw it's too late for Phil

>>149117461
If I was a betting man my money would be on him

>>149117690
Imagine Rory just beasts out and wins by 10 or something crazy.
Or even Phil... >>149117651

>>149117478
96 Masters is THE choke.
>Round 1 hits course record
>clear leader first three days
>SIX (6) stroke lead to start the final round
>still 4 shots up after 7th hole
>tied after 11
>loses by 5 shots.
>still finishes 2nd

>>149117247 (OP)
he cute

>>149118167
it was the golf KWAB of the century without a doubt

Everything about Norman is true but for my money Colin was one of the biggest KWAB of all time

Oakmont feels like an overrated course. I would be ok with not holding the open there in the future.

Fuck sake... Tee time of 18:00. Now I have to either eat dinner at 5 or starve

>>149120071
Ya ever heard of tuna sandwiches?

>>149120115
I can't really eat during play, because it makes me feel bloated af

>>149120154
I'm saying to eat something quick at 5 instead of whatever a normal dinner meal would be and then go play.

>not posting the tee-times
1/2

>>149120706

Obligatory Paige photo.

>>149120706
>>149120720
Didn't even cross my mind.
I did make sure there was a Paige pic itt.
see >>149120728

>>149120728

>>149120706
I would say right about now is a good tea time

>>149120728
Still no OF

>>149117327
All Homo needed was ONE friend, acquaintance, family member, or homeless man to agree to carry his bag for him and he would have easily qualified. You can't tell me that carrying your own bag doesn't add enough strain to lose a single stroke or more over 36 holes

>>149122148
You know what's funny, that Matt dude went all the way to Washington state for the qualifier cause he said he knew Ohio and Toronto would be too competitive.

>Every time I two putted at Oakmont, I was passing somebody on the leaderboard

-Lee Trevino

>>149122774
Psycho greens... and they're running at like a 16. It's gonna be a bloodbath

+7 won the Massacre... it'll be worse than that this week.

It's gotta be Scottie or Bryson. It's hard to even imagine a scenario where someone else wins on this setup. If I had to pick a darkhorse I'd go with Henley

Why the fuck is it so difficult for certain retards to drive in a straight line? Because some idiots crashed into each other and blocked the entire motorway and my 20 min trip turned into a 2 hour trip and made me miss my tee time!!!!!!!!!
So... how's everyone else's day going?

Most interested in how Fox and Griffin play.
Been pretty solid and seem like they got a bloodlust for trophies recently.

Bryson by 3 strokes

>>149123893
you snack on tuna sandwiches in the car?

How does Tony Finau keep getting allowed to play in majors?

>>149125441
>>149123183
If Bryson was hardcore he'd play with a junior set and speak directly to the camera on the first tee like it's the intro to one of his youtube videos.

>>149125490
Probably LIV-related OWGR shuffles.

>>149125466
No, I shoved a pizza in my gob at 17:00 and than went on to seethe hard in the car. After a while I even got out and started taking practice swings in the grass next to the road as a warmup hoping to make it on time. Had a nice chat with some people though.

>>149123893
Just be like Scootie, drive around fatal accidents and drag cops in your wake. Gotta make that tee time homie

>>149125771
and bloating wasn't an issue?

>>149125841
No, because there was enough time to digest and burp like a mf. I just can't eat and immediately play on.

>>149117467
Here's the high res original if you want it

Speef might shoot 90 with this rough

Lukewarm take: The LGPA should play Sunday to Wednesday
Between the ~30 or whatever it is pro leagues in the world it is a travesty that outside of the rare "big" college or KF tournament, Mon to Wed on the golf channel is just endless reruns of the same 1 hour sportscenter-esque show and some old dude giving lessons. One channel away is tennis and they always seem to have shit going on

>>149118167
>FALDO'D

>>149127464
Im surprised they haven't done this yet desu. Especially since sports betting has become so widespread, there's a significant demographic of degenerates (like myself) who would bet on and watch LPGA events every week if they were the only game in town monday-wednesday

>>149122844
>It's gonna be a bloodbath
Good. I'd much rather watch pros compete to break 80 than 60.

It's funny to see Brandel and his Irish butt buddy completely reverse their stances on major things like LIV and muh bifurcation over the years

>>149128291
Same lol, makes me feel better about struggling to break 80 with nonexistent rough and pretty flat greens

Johnson Wagner 4 prez

>>149117266
Jordan Spieth will win the 2025 US Open

>>149117247 (OP)
i'm not a golf person at all but i randomly watch some youtube videos of golf streamers and stuff and i'm not that dumb to not know about the masters and stuff like that
(my preface now being over) i saw a lot of stuff on my twitter feed earlier about this oakmont course, i didn't even realize it was for the US open til i saw this thread, what makes it so hard? i saw some video of i think pro golfers asked what a good amateur guy would get on this course and they were like 120+, par is 72 right? seems like a big gulf

i still cant believe how bad the us open at lacc was and that drive on the final hole from wyndham

>>149129430
fast greens and tall rough
landing spots on fairways are narrow and slope away from the middle, a perfect drive can land in the middle of the fairway and roll into the rough

>>149129597
so basically lots of tall grass that you don't want to get in and when you're not in the bad spots the ball moves faster than you'd expect?

>>149129430
Long rough(the tall grass outside the fairways), green speeds comparable to hardwood floors combined with extreme slopes, firm conditions that penalize anything less than perfect shot placement
Even the pros, the best players in the world, are going to struggle to shoot par on this course. I'd wager we will see multiple rounds in the high 80's and maybe even in the 90's Thursday and Friday

>>149129639
interesting. has this course been used for a major before?

>>149129430
in simple terms the usga always tries to make the us open course significantly harder than the typical tour stop. that means narrower fairways, thicker and taller rough than normal, fast and demonically sloping greens, etc.

>>149129660
Yeah, this is the 10th time the US Open has been held there. First one since they did a major remodel, and it's set up much harder than previous times but even prior to that it was a tough course for them

>>149129667
is there a reason for that? or just fuck it why not let's mix up the courses

>>149129685
oh cool. i think golf is cool, like i said i watch youtube highlights and such but i am not from a golf background and have never played it outside of topgolf once or twice so there's still a lot of stuff that is kinda foreign to me

>>149129722
Majors are fun to watch, especially now that there's drama with the LIV guys who only get to play with PGA pros in majors

>>149129695
because the usga realized its more entertaining to watch the best of the best struggle, and people love watching the rory mcilroy's of the world get rattled trying to hack it out of some absurd rough.
the official line is that its the "toughest test in golf" to see who the best really is

>>149129746
i thought the LIV thing was being reconciled and they were gonna merge back, i guess that didnt happen yet? i thought i had read something like that a year or so ago

>>149129761
fair enough, makes sense. all the amateur golfers out there seeing the pros struggle makes them think they can do it too yadda yadda

Worth noting that Russell Henley just beat a stacked field at the Arnold Palmer Invitational, and Bay Hill had some gnarly rough. Scottie finished 7 shots off the lead in that tournament. He's among the best on tour at hitting fairways and approach shots. Would be surprised if he doesn't contend this week.

PATRICK REED FROM THE TOP ROPE

>>149117327
>dentist
They want tiger there but he can't, kek.

Yeah, I'm thinkin Ludvig

>>149129766
I don't see any merger, it's obvious that LIV bit off more than they could chew.
Everyone thought they were competition for the PGAT but they're really competition for the Champions tour.
Watching the same "big name" players in no-name tournaments, that what the Champions tour is.
PGAT can wait LIV out, golfers are so streaky top performers change so fast that in another couple years there will be two dozen players better than Rahm and Co.
LIV had promise but they totally overlooked the broadcast part of the equation, they could have done something new in that sense and they've done fuck all.
I see everyone just walking away.

>>149133301
idk LIV still has fuck you money right? I imagine the saudis will get a merge or something they want.

>>149133331
I don't think that's gonna help them, Bryson's rise in popularity (which is all his doing) helped them tremendously.
Without Bryson LIV would be looked upon completely differently right now.
I watch European tour morning and afternoon and PGAT afternoon and evening and I've watched LIV and it just got boring very fast.
American networks love having a superstar, I don't really need that, and golf isn't really set up for that, they all have periods where they're in form and everyone in the field on Thursday has a chance and I'm happy watching Fox or Griffin or Straka as much as I am Bryson or Rahm.
Really don't care if I've never heard of a player before, I've heard of him now.

First group out, pretty entertaining thus far.

>>149133490
I believe LIV lost the battle the moment Tiger snubbed them. If the ultimate icon of the sport tells you to fuck off, you're already 20 over par before you even start.

>tv coverage all day
yowza

/phil, scottie, bryson/

The dentist might be a surprise, he caddied there and he's got like a 200mph ball speed.

is maxwell moldovan the goat?

>>149134835
Certainly seems that way.

scheffy gonna scheff

wouldn't mind Justin Rose getting another major win after his close calls at the open and the masters

The show has officially begun.

Missed the second putt, bogeyed the first hole.

If I started practicing right now, how long would it take me to get better than scheffler?

>>149135007
Rose annoys me a bit, but truth be told I think all English pros got weird personalities. Starting with Faldo and right up to Fitzpatrick.

>>149135219
5-6 decades. Give or take a decade.

Remember when Rory stole a guys phone for heckling him and then got him in trouble on his college team? Biggest fag in golf

>>149135231
I'd agree mostly, although I don't know if I'd call Tommy weird. But I certainly like Rose more than Faldo, and Fitzpatrick is pathetic so I get where you're coming from

>>149135219
At least 2 weeks

>>149135296
Tommy I'd call more odd than weird.
>>149135285
Chamblee is the biggest fag in golf.

Rory's first tournament hole hitting driver, rolls out like 360.
Folks he might be back.

>>149135510
ended up being 392 yard roll out, bloody hell

>>149135510
They just mentioned it, it was 392.

>>149135524
haha yeah, just heard that

any pirate streams of US Open or do i have to shill out?

These are the regular pga live announcers and they're really good. Hated when ESPN forced their ppl in the last major

>>149134765
why is he so mean to the grass? :(

>>149135555
It'll grow back.

Deshambles spazzing out on rules already.

What was the issue with Dechambeau?

>>149135747
Hit it out of play, picked it up, didn't know where to drop it, called for rules official, argued with her, complaining he was being delayed, but in the end he wasn't supposed to touch it in the first place. (I think)

>>149135007
I'm with this guy >>149135231
Fuck Rose, fuck Rory, I hope they both shoot +5 today. Lowry's cool, I wouldn't mind seeing him do well

>>149135296
Fleetwood's wife is like 30 years older than him. He's a certified weirdo

>>149135998
> Fleetwood says it's "never been a thing to us" when people question the 22-year age gap he shares with his wife Clare
jeez you're not kidding, what the fuck tommy

>>149136065
If I recall, she's his childhood best friend's mom or something similar

>>149136065
Couple actors like that, I assume a combination of gay and/or groomed.

>>149136080
yeah why isn't he dating a 20 year old influencer? imagine all the joy he's missing out on

>>149136105
I dont write the rules. You know I am correct though

>>149136077
Can confidently say I've never wanted to date a friend's mother during my childhood, much less committed to it and had a baby with them. Bit going on there

Adam Scott seems allergic to pars today

>>149136105
>t. post-wall roastie looking to settle down

>>149136135
yeah i'm sure this golf general is full of post-wall roasties

>>149135219
Never, your body would being breaking down from aging before you ever got close to playing at a Tour level, let alone Scotty.

>>149136141
The wine aunt recoils, for she has been found out

BRYSON TIME

Xander's getup today.

>>149136306
He is heating up for sure

>>149136141
this roasty is getting toasty

rory boy ded

Lowry's having a melt

What race is Spaun? Is he a certifiable muttoid?

>>149136470
Pacific Islander I'd say, they seem to pop up in tournaments here and there.
>>149136460
He's not the Hatton, he's the Hatton's Irish cousin.

>>149136454
Bryson just brain farted at 9

>>149117266
The answer is always Bryson because it will cause the most seethe.

>>149117247 (OP)
what does mont mean

>>149136863
It's a racial slur

I like gary woodland

Too many player under par already. Tournament is a flop.

>>149137075
They're starting to spill their spaghetti

>>149135285
Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.

the balls are rolling on the fairway like it's a hardwood floor

>>149137075
Give it time

>>149117327
antisemitism pure and simple

>>149137213
second only to “did you see latest thing?!”

>a heavy slant in the fairway
that’s no way to talk about matsuyama

If ballester can put something together he might earn his -os this week

>>149137282
He's a mental midget. Joaquin Newman is the best latinx going today

>Lanto Griffin

>>149136828
Bryson just Deshit his own pants

I want Bryson or Scottie to win and I’d like Rory to get a devastating second place after a 17th hole mistake.

Hole 12 is eating Bryson and Xander alive.

Either that’s a huge squirrel or he’s holding a marble.

How is this nigga in the lead?

Why can’t golfers from “great” britian or whatever contain their shit? Hatton, Lowry, McIlroy, they’re all hotheads

For me, it’s raisin detry

Brooks dogshit status?

Lowry blood pressure status?

>>149137637
Sharting soon

The USGA closed captioning keeps calling him “Gender” Schauffele lol

DeShambles not having a good start

Bryson falling off a cliff

>>149138303
That's his fault for having a made up name.

>>149138384
Xander Schauffele sounds like a George Lucas prequel name

You just play for fun!?!
GET A FUCKIN HANDICAP FAGGOT
t. usga

Why are these yinzers so quiet I haven’t heard a single drunken “pirogi!” yet

>>149120728
at least she's indoors where she belongs

For me, it’s Gabi Ruffles

Paige>Grace Charis any day

Ask some cazzie about his ideal threesome and he’ll say “Tiger Arnie and Me” when a rill nigga knows the chad threesome is Phil Brooks and I

>>149133490
Bryson already in negotiations for his next contract with liv and he has them by the balls. His focus on youtubing was genius.
I just spent time in the area around liv Virginia, everyone I talked to was a Bryce homer.

>>149138634
I believe that.

rory KWAB

>rory mcilbogey

Just tuning in, how's my guy DeChadbro doing?

>>149138727
Above average.

>>149117327
> kicked the jew to the curb
Unbelievably based.

rory getting absolutely cucked in the back 9

>>149123893
I will never, ever, ever be able to understand how people can possibly fuck up driving on the highway. And a lot of them manage to do it every day.

drone technology has done wonders for golf TV

>>149127464
I've never understood why they run all of their tournaments at the same time. I can't watch more than one event at a time.

BREAKING NEWS

SPEEF BACK!

>>149125431
Both near the top.

>Birdied first hole

Feels good. Hope the other LPGA enjoyers see good things this weekend.

>here is viktor hovland (of norway)
>durrrr da Winner Of Da US Amateur
This cocksucking rapist DEI-hire needs to go. He fucking sucks

Scheffler is gonna win and reddit is gonna seethe

>>149139347
He's so damn good right now.

>>149139276
>Wonders where he went to college
Checks out...

any way to hide your flag?

uhhhh brooks??

>>149139558
Retard

dechambeaux in shambles

>>149139462
what makes you say that?

I wish Bryson would sit on my face

>chevy biased arroz

Viktor Bongland wtf nigga get some visine

Now Albert Bierstadt, that guy was a wizard around the greens unlike that hack Claude Monet

Brooks Koepka, the Idi Amin of golf, is in third place.

scheffdawg running into some trouble

>>149140011
Imagine an 80s sports comedy where a baseball player gets into a college program but when he shows up everyone thinks he's there for the golf team and he's scared he'll get kicked out so goes along with it and wins everything.
That's Koepka.

Koepka shows up and says “What’s with all the sleeves, I thought this was Pittsburgh! How am I going to get off now?! wtf!”

DJ without a beard is a weird looking motherfucker

i wanna bury my face in this chick interviewer's tight pants ass

Charmander Schauffele

Burns out for blood, that loss in Canada irked him.
Irked.

there might not be a better putter on the planet than Sam Burns. he'd win so much if he could dial in the rest of his game.

whatever happened to will zalatoris?

>>149140460
back injury, tough to comeback to this level after that

>>149140484
>>149140460
Will Zalatoris announced that he re-herniated two discs in his back and underwent surgery, according to the PGA Tour. He will miss the final two major championships of the year, the U.S. Open and the Open Championship. This is the second time Zalatoris has had back surgery in the last year. He was initially sidelined after a microdiscectomy in April 2023. After a successful comeback, he had re-herniated two discs and had to undergo surgery again in May 2025.
Was actually re-injured, I guess. Rough.

>>149140507
brutal

>>149140507
KWAB

Best he could do.

>All these long shost of a FUCKING 8 LANE HIGHWAY PASSING THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE COURSE.
Do Americans really think this is a good aesthetic??

>>149140885
Yeah, we should add more syrians, algerians and iranians.... "asians" to the background so the french feel more comfortable watching it...

>>149140885
>yuroqueer during The Masters, "wtf landscaping and birds exist?! fake fake fake!"
literally can't win

back to your soccer thread

I think all my guys are not doing so well

>>149140951
>>149140911
Would you personally play on a course like that? Hearing car honks and breathing F150 fumes while you line up?

>>149141018
The course was there before cars existed.

>>149141040
They dug the highway belong ground. why not cover it to make a tunnel?

>>149141068
Too much work.

>middle of june already
>get a handicap
If anyone wanted/needed one, they'd have one already. Also, the USGA doesn't pro-rate them, so you're paying full price for half the product.

>>149141068
Because fuck you, frog, don't watch it.

>85 and calm
ZOMG WHY ARE 19 PLAYERS UNDER PAR TODAY???!?!?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Just wait until tomorrow when they tinker with the layout and hole locations. These talking heads are fucking retards.

>>149141142
I'm gonna pirate it from a russian stream that blacks the ads and there's nothing you can do about it.

Damn, John Rahm is rocking a monster girthy chode.

where my paula creamer bros at?

Thriston Lawrence is an ugly ass dude who looks plucked from Nazi propaganda.

>>149141386
>that blacks
typical french freudian slip

>inward nine
if I wanted to see that, I’d tune into the NBA

>>149141409
for me, it's Nancy Lopez

Dustin “Saddam” Johnson saved by a bush

>>149141513
>>that blacks
>typical french freudian slip
Ah, the famous Mutt's Law.

>>149141770
>n-no u
Yawn. You're cooked, frog.

reed pls

Based Reed droppin triple birdies on these yinzer cunts

When did reed turn mexican?

Does my boy Avberg have a chance

Par
Birdie
Eagle
Albatross
Albacore

>>149141883
no

I’m rollin about a 12 on the pimp meter

>>149141884
Where is the double eagle?

>>149141822
>>149141853

spieth actually playing some golf today

>>149141910
It’s the albacore

>it’s the Gil Hanse restoration
yeah I’m sure they had 300 yard par 3 100 years ago lol

>>149141943
someone post the open slice into the tour company trailers in like 2015

I member the 45 minute speef expedition into the driving range in 2015

I want to hump the chunky Sky Golf woman

>>149142031
quite a masculine pose for an Englishman

>>149142031
What do you suppose her panties look like today?

Predict which state the future Angel Reese of golf will hail from

>>149142099
she’s leaving a snail trail that’s for sure

>>149142057
He's Scottish, you can tell cause his last name is MacIntyre.
People from England have last names like Clarkson and Bean.

>>149140507
Should have taken the LIV money while had had a chance.

>>149142113
what are you talking about? Scotland is in England

>>149140507
would could’ve predicted that a skinny twink folding himself in half at hundred miles an hour could get injured doing that

>>149142131
No that's Wales.

Morikawa is essentially the modern version of Jim Furyk. Not that longest hitter, but very accurate off the tee and godly with approach shots. Like Furyk, he should contend at a bunch of US Opens in his career.

>Wales
>don’t even have any dolphins
grim

Pavon's gonna win America's national open cause you all were mean to that Frenchman earlier itt.

>>149142193
Furyk is like 3rd all time PGAT money list.
Ultimate sleeper.

More like Jim Fur-rich

>church pew bunker gimmick

>>149142205
Frennchmen don't watch golf.

For me it's 1993 and 1998 US Open Champion, Lee Janzen.

Frenchmen would watch more golf if there was more smoking, wine, and being unemployed involved.

>>149142260
Payne Stewart was runner up to both of Janzen's wins.

>>149142260
Grizzly Adams...DID have a beard.

>what’s your handicap anon?
Not realizing a chick is flirting until an hour later
>ooof so a 9 then

I don’t like bantering Jon Rahm because he seems like a sensitive guy that would let it get to him.

Stimpin’ ain’t easy

>>149138488
>Xander Schauffele sounds like a George Lucas prequel name
"Meeso bogey!"

Are golfers employed?

>>149142379
depends

>>149142376
Angel Cabrera looks like Boss Nass

>coverage is moved to (((peacock)))
Why?

Tomorrows threesome to watch will be Xander Schauffele, Dexter Jettster, and Elan Sleazebaggano

>>149142408
They did this shit last year. Terrible coverage. Does anyone have a link to the peacock stream

I don’t want to tell anybody about the best coverage which is free because I don’t want the stream to lag

Why is speef dressed like Caspar the friendly ghost?

hov got the balls hanging out on that one

>>149142464
We are all slaves to the producers choosing which cameras to pass through.

Literally just go to usopen.com

Poor putting from the Viktor. So amateurish to send an eagle putt 5 feet past.

brookssama...

>>149140507
the real reason is that his necromancer caddie got fired/left him and he took all of will's soul and golf powers with him.

>>149142848
wtf

Steal City is a pretty mean spirited name for a city tbqh

Ever think a player just auto-reacted to the crowd after putting out, except no one was clapping or cheering for him?

>>149143002
Me every time I sink a 15 foot bogey putt to break 90 at the muni

hatton seething about the rough as if it is the USGA who made him hit a shitty tee shot.

Max Homa really couldn’t find somebody to carry the bag for him? I mean, I’d do it if he was that hard up even though I know he’s a jew. That’s how good of a guy I am, I don’t know about you bigots who didn’t even offer.

Air Jordans look stupid on a golf course. Thanks again, black people. Very helpful.

John Rahm isn’t so short that he should be forced to play with a Callaway JR ball

>>149143127
Off the course too.

Hatton would hit more fairways if he wasn’t hitting a marble with a matchstick

Wearing camo on a golf course is cringe unless you’re Patrick Reed. Full stop.

Tiger’s interest in golf peaked when he heard about the famed collared greens of Oakmont

Everybody asks if you should leave the rake in the bunker or not but nobody is concerned about the placement of a rouge or vagabond.

>>149142848
Did he create a new lanklet from scraps of meat to caddie for (which would explain why Willy is falling apart)? I remember seeing a guy with an extremely similar look and swing that I would've mistaken for Willy Z if not for his hair. I want to say Smalley maybe?

Scottiebros, what's happening?

>>149143321
Japanese guy cast a curse on him and Viktor

>>149143321
The GILF in the skirt they got doing audio for his group is distracting him.

>>149143314
He’s used dark necromancy and made Bhatia

DJ needs more coke, just shanked it on 9.

DJ just clearly giving half a fuck lol

Spiethbros...

>tfw you realize the cut shot is really just a slice
lmao even pros just aim hella left anons

>>149143802
Exactly I dont have a slice, I play a power fade

Nice Viktor putt

>hook
For me it's the high draw.

>>149123893
Speaking of highways I was at Oakmont today and crossing the bridge over the highway was a clusterfuck. Also I was chilling by 1 and 2 throughout the day and you’d hear people honking repeatedly as they drove through the course. Granted you could barely hear them with the walls blocking the noise, but they were trying to fuck with the players

>>149143321
he is dogshit

I don’t even carry a driver anymore and I’m down four strokes on average

Very few under par, yowza.
Koepka in the mix again.

>>149143321
>only 7 back after round 1
He'll just shoot a couple casual 68s and find himself in the last group on Sunday

Am I crazy or wouldn't you think they'd just throw some temporary turf-esque cover over sprinklerheads while play is actually going

>>149125832
That's my champ.

>>149125832
Can’t wait for Michael B. Jordan to play him in the upcoming biopic

>>149140507
Once you start doing surgery on your spine it will never be the same.
When he was hot he got close a few times to a major.
F

another major and niemann lays another egg.
when will livsissies stop fellating this target golf jabroni

Is Brooksie, dare I say it, back???

>>149145299
It's like time froze with him and they're still trying the narrative of 5 years ago before he left, when he DID look like he'd be a regular top 5-10 guy pretty soon. He was in the position Aberg was a few months ago until the 72nd hole of the Masters broke him

this course is such a downgrade from pinehurst.
zero trees and a fucking highway next to it. ugly as shit.

>>149141409
For me, it was a young Michelle Wie, and I don't even have yellow fever

>>149146210
It provides the most potential difficulty for the USGA in their setup, but yea it's ugly as shit. It's a crime against humanity that they cut down all the trees.

>>149147469
Greens are gnarly and the rough can be as hard as they want it to be, so in that sense it's the perfect US Open course, but playing on ugly golf courses does suck.

USGA needs harder courses

>>149118167
People always talk about Faldo and '96, but losing the '87 playoff to Larry fucking Mize on that bullshit chip in was BRUTAL

>P's lose an overtime thriller in game 4 after blowing 3 goal lead
Brooks is done. He's currently on his 12th Crown Royal shot and DJ just pulled out an 8 ball

4 under is Thursday lead. I'm guessing +4 wins on Sunday. they're not going to let this tournament be won under par. The USGA is too invested in this meme.

This is of course good news for every +7 and under. I'd take +6 on Sunday and love my chances. The USGA doesn't come to Oakmont to rizz us up, they come to remind us how shit we are.

>>149147649
They really don't. Oakmont, Winged Foot, Olympic, Merion, and Shinnecock. The US Open has madman courses lined up for like the next 40 years.

>>149120728
she'd be hot if it wasn't for her face/makeup

>>149149500
The putt at 18 where it's perfectly on line then the wind blows it left of the hole to force the play-off is absurd.

How do I get better at golfing without going to the course, taking lessons, or practicing?

>>149151034
do steroids and watch supercut footage of tigers swings from the 2000 US open on acid

Start the damned round already.

>>149149681
>12th Crown Royal shot
>implying
Brooks is a real man and drinks hard liquor by the glass they way God intended.

>>149140885
For anyone wondering how the highway got there.

First albatross at a US Open in about the last 15 years and the fourth in recorded history.

Why is Brooks allowed to use the freeway as a driving range? He was hitting balls on to the turnpike all morning.

Min Woo Lee looks like Korean quagmire

>>149151610
what a fat fuck. really goes to show that golf essentially requires no athletic ability.

>JT
headcase

thank God scottie is one year older than me otherwise I'd have to kill myself from underachieving

>>149153829
>tfw when 21 year old speef almost pulled a true grand slam the same year 31 year old me got divorced and financially ruined

Business idea: make the Tour Championship (finale for the Fed Ex Cup) a matchplay event.

Match play sucks. The tour championship should be on a tricked up par 3 course

>>149153947
I already approached the PGA tour with this idea, with the higher seeded players receiving byes, and they spit in my face

The best thing about match play is telling some old man that you’ve got a match all right, his face and that pile of dogshit over there

>>149153850
better to have loved and lost :). :)

I have never seen anybody playing srixion clubs. Those half and half balls were nice though

hovland on fire right now.

>>149154030
I have a set of irons, a hybrid and a 3 wood from Srixon. I love those sticks. I got a nice Srixon bag too.

Who mizuno here

>>149153947
>>149153983
Better idea: make the entirety of the Fed Ex Cup an aggregate score based on the sum of the 4 tournaments. You can still have individual trophies for winners at the specific events, but score the whole playoffs as one lump sum to win the Cup.

>>149154030
I've got a set of srixon irons, the zx5s. They're pretty good, I know some don't like the look but I don't mind it

>>149151610
Such a shame that this fat cunt got an albatross

>>149149681
Brooks is storming the course loser, never doubt chad genetics

Spieth bros today is our day

>>149154376
I play the same irons

this clown is number one player in the world? get him out of Mr. Glover's way

>>149154994
Fraudie Scheffler getting exposed by livchads, you love to see it

>>149154376
Based

I simply would not hit into the rough

>>149155133
got enough woods and hybrids, grandpa?

rahm melty status?

>>149155204
>3 woods
Whoaaaaaa

>>149155245
>5 head covers
>another visible hybrid
who do you think you're lying to?

>>149155245
There are 5 wood head covers in the picture
>driver
>3 wood
>5 wood
>7 wood
>9 wood
not including the uncovered hybrid
Why not just admit you swing like a noodle-armed faggot

>>149155274
>3 woods
>3 hybrids
Are you slow?

Where do you measure up faglords be honest

>>149155287
>got enough woods and hybrids, grandpa
do you have dementia?

>>149155287
>are you slow
we all know your swing sure is

>>149155298
I once hit it 220 yards

>got enough woods and hybrids, grandpa
>N-NO ACTUALLY I ONLY HAVE 3 WOODS AND 3 HYBRIDS

>>149155298
Pretty close honestly. Drives are around 270.

>>149155298
Not really fussed about averages for total distance instead of carry, but I also wouldn't hit those numbers.
I'm not scratch and I'm not really trying to get there however

>>149155298
Well above all of those numbers but I don't actually play golf. I live at the driving range.

Scottiemaams it’s over

>>149155309
proof?

Any other thinking man golfers here who don’t subscribe to any newfangled electronics besides the occasional use of a rangefinder?

>>149155571
All I need is the 150 stick and the occasional grass toss.

>>149155465
It predated that technology

NOOO This isn't the Charles Schuab Challenge vs Jake Knapp and Jhonny Vegas

Not a very comfy thread if I’m being totally honest

>>149155571
I was against it then I tried using gps on my phone and started scoring better.

>>149155963
You're not a very comfy thread

>>149155791
Because you can't talk shit about tiger anymore? Jack Nicklaus on Scheffler: He's playing better than me! Yes we know Jack. You'd be in last place if you played in this tournament in your prime. Don't ever talk shit about TiGOD again.

JJ Spaiun the Hawaiian midge currently 9 strokes better than the convicted felon family man fraudster. How many bawbs bet on him thinking he was the next tiger woods lol.

>>149155186
I wonder how well a golf bot would do on this course. Or maybe one of those auto drivers

>1:47 PM
>Cameron Smith
>Brian Harman
>Phil Mickelson

This is it

What’s the most fun round of golf and why is it a big cup scramble?

>>149156386
League night vs your nemesis

you ARE taking your dad golfing sunday, aren’t you anon?

>>149156283
Xander Cage, spic Logan lerman and Bryson Dechambear for me

>>149156706
>buy dad a rangefinder for his birthday
>his hands are too shaky to use it

>>149156283
Oh yeah, Cam Smith exists
I always think of Dustin Johnson as the poster child for what the doomsayers said would happen to the 54 guys losing all competitiveness, but Smith is probably the better choice. Dustin was mostly cooked by that point, but Smith was probably the clear #3 guy behind Rahm and Scottie at the time he left and now he's a missed cut machine at majors

>>149156728
get him a nikon stabilized

>>149156828
ended up getting him one of these. just made me feel bad.

what channel is this shit on

What meme course is the British Open at this year?

>>149156900
pee cock

>>149156910
Royal Portrush in Northern Ireland

>>149156940
kinoa

lmao Rahm losing it out there. Yellin and shit

Question:

Would it be viable to keep one club in your bag with a sharpened leading edge for aid in getting out of 5+ inch rough like you see at Oakmont?
I'm talking about like a 54 or 56 degree wedge with a leading edge that's honed like a knife and could actually slice through the grass.
Obviously if you struck too high and bladed a shot, you would ruin the ball. But I believe the rules state you can replace a ball at any point that is damaged with a cut or crack.

Just curious if anyone has any input or knowledge of rules that might prevent this?

>>149157252
guy is the biggest fucking baby in golf. what is it with this generation of spaniard golfers that makes them all chodes across the board? i put sergio in here too.

>>149157391
I don’t get it

>>149157419

Someone answer this please, I didn't go the trouble of typing it out to have you fucking faggots ignore it.

>>149155133
>>149155204
>The virgin all hybrid set vs the chad 6 wedge setup

>>149157419
i think that's getting into unfair advantage territory so it probably wouldn't be allowed

>>149155298
5i 210
7i 175
9i 155
Driver 290-350 if I catch it on the screws
We are not the same

>>149157419
No it wouldn’t be legal to sharpen the leading edge of a wedge in order to slice through grass

>>149158445

>>149158314
I don't mean to get pedantic, but I'm trying to figure out if there's a specific rule that would prohibit it. Like grooves for example have a listed specification that they can't be sharpened beyond, measured in microns.

>>149158445
I don't see how that rule would preclude it.

>>149158482

Or this one.

>>149158527
It’s not “plain in shape” if you’re sharpening one edge to the point you can cut grass with it. The club would be considered non-conforming. If the sharpened bottom edge protruded past the face in any way, it would be non-confirming.

>>149158506
completely legal
>>149158612
retard, have you ever heard of different wedge grinds?

McIlroy not making the cut is he

>Playing Through
AHHHH I HATE CAPITALISM

The club wouldn’t be confirming because the sharpened edge would be considered a gimmick feature

Xandy Bo-Bandy

>>149158612
Yeah I feel like there might be some subjective interpretation of a rule you would run into, and "plain in shape" is a possibility. But where would you draw the line? Plenty of players play with fairly sharp leading edges on wedges.
And I didn't say anything about the edge sticking out. It wouldn't have to. Just a regular edge, but sharper.

Another question would be if a rules official interprets a club you bring for a round as non-conforming, would you then be allowed to replace it with a different club mid-round?

>>149158629
Easy killer. Wedge grind mostly has to do with the angle and shape of the sole, not the leading edge.

>>149158723
Cite the rule against "gimmick features"

>>149158759
>>149158445

>>149158756
> Another question would be if a rules official interprets a club you bring for a round as non-conforming, would you then be allowed to replace it with a different club mid-round?
No you’re not allowed to replace it

>>149158756
Replace it with what, the extra club in your bag?

>Rory ded
>Rose ded
>Lowry ded
Strong euro grouping there, the only one I kinda feel bad for is Lowry

>>149158836

Pro golfers absolutely bring extra clubs with them for tournaments. Fun fact: If you play through 18 for a tie for 1st place, you're allowed to switch out clubs in your bag for the playoff hole(s).

>>149158879
>Fun fact: If you play through 18 for a tie for 1st place, you're allowed to switch out clubs in your bag for the playoff hole(s)
Yes because that’s after the round. You can’t just switch out clubs on the 12th

Pretty low class of Koepka to take a piss off the pedestrian walkway onto the turnpike

>>149158897

1. You can if the club was damaged accidentally,ie tree root, rock, etc.
2. That wasn't what you were talking about. You were talking about whether a player would have extra clubs set aside, which they sometimes do.

>>149158937

If you are looking for class, PGA tour pros are not the guys to be looking at.
Golf is a gentleman's game, but the people who are best in the world at it are superstitious, autistic savants who've lived their entire adult lives in a crucible of gambling and shit talk.

>>149158949
Not on the course and with them they don’t so if a marshal comes along and says “hey guy no go on that wood” he can’t replace the club. He can’t have his caddy run to the hotel room to get another one. If the club is damaged accidentally, then it can be replaced. If it’s damaged intentionally, then it can’t replaced. Not a single pro golfer has 15 clubs in his bag so my statement that he can’t replace a club on the course is still true, toure just a stupid faggot that’s pretending to be stupid that wants to argue as a social substitute so you don’t have to talk to a girl. Please take your cazzie dumb dumb attitude back to redchan.com pal

>>149158977

No I think I will continue to hang out here, and you can continue to be upset. Have a nice day, friendo.

>>149158996
I’m better than you and will continue on as such. Thanks for your concession.

14 club limit for all competitive rounds, including professional tournaments FYI

>>149159036
lol nah pros just carry a few extra around with them just in case

>>149159043
Oh right I forgot

What’s your favorite club bros for me it’s the foot wedge

Johnny Miller seems more senile than normal...

>Deshambles

>BREAKFAST BALL

>>149159486
KWAB

>NOONAN

>>149159493
For me, it's hanging onto my breakfast ball until the 18th tee

>>149159493
Actually, I ended my previous round and started a new one

Lowry starting his comeback

the dream is still alive philbros

lol

How is this fat slobbish ogre allowed to be leading?

is oakmont the hardest us open course since....?

Doughboy putting in work

>And now we'll switch to this literal who that you've never heard of before and has had zero seconds of air time thusfar
>I wonder how this putt/chip will turn out!

Dachimpo grug smash

>>149159036
I wish they'd mix it up in at least 2-3 events a year so it's just not strokeplayscottiewinslol every single week
1. Bring back the match play event. Just because WGC Dell finally expired doesn't mean it had to die
2. 3 club only tourney

Redditfags be seething over the pace of play today

>>149159865
kek

>>149159834
The should sprinkle in some footage of double digit over par shitters and show their first put for what wil be a 4 put double bogey. Just to keep us sharp

This leaderboard is grim

>raining out
>open on all day
>laying in bed eating birthday cake
I have literally never been comfier

kek this little retard drove the green at 368 and he's fixin to 3 bang it for par

>>149159859
the players hate matchplay and so do the tv partners, we're probably never seeing it again outside of team events

I shot an 84 yesterday with an eagle and 3 birdies. My game is very Speithian

>>149159859
Didn't they have that meme doubles last month?

JJ Spaun is about 2 shades too dark for me to root for him

Rory is a fucking nigger

Lawerence looks disgusting, fat gut protruding in his white shirt. Very very disrespectful

>truckers hammering on their horns as they pass through the freeway in the center of the course

>>149157419
Pretty sure part of why wedges exist is because their slant pushes grass that would be between the clubface and the ball, under the ball so the player gets better contact.
You don't need to slice the grass you just tuck it away. Slicing it would probably be worse.

>>149120728
not a golfer, please stay on topic

>>149160306
Pretend it's a basedjack or something.

>>149160289

Long enough and thick enough grass around the club and makes a square strike on the club face impossible.
Slicing the grass would eliminate or reduce this resistance.

>>149160408

wraps around*

>>149160408
idk man If it worked Bob Vokey would have marketed it already.

>>149160210
Honestly they should add wacky inflatable tube men next to every green for seething players to take their frustrations out on (like Rory right now, and Hatton always). Not like they'd be out of place on the course

>>149120728
Love sporty mid girls like this

okay, Lawrence is probably gonna win this

>>149160611
He hit one singular good(lucky) shot after 3 bogies in a row, calm your tits there buddy

I've been so impressed with Spaun this year. Plays really smart golf and has good nerves.

>>149160611
Look at this goof, still falling for the literal-who-leading-going-into-the-weekend meme.
He'll be +7 by Sunday

>>149160655
Sorry bro it's happening you bet on the wrong player
>>149160734
He's plenty experienced, way more than Harman or Woodland were when they won their majors

>>149160835
aaaand short sided in the rough, right on cue

>>149160851
You see how lucky he was to get out of that fescue on the last hole? Luckiest player wins, that's how it's always been.

Shane Lowry is +14? Didn't see that coming.

CMAANNN SAMMY

>>149160611
>>149160835
>>149160883
>drops another shot
Shut the fuck up doofus

DeShambles should go back to his old clubs

>Detry is only two back
The only memory I have of this guy was his epic putting meltdown. Can't even remember exactly, but he like 7 or 10 putted a green.

Sam Burns is booty blasting the field and he's been off the course for 5 hours

>>149161109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhvMByvzqU0

>>149161109
Played well last weekend.

Scottie wins this tournament at -2. Fucking cap it.

will golf ever have another tiger woods? or even another rory? is scottie sheffler the closest we've gotten? where is the young golfer who catches lightning in a bottle makes golf appointment viewing again?
t. person who never watches golf unless it's the masters

>>149161254
Well, you're in luck! Thriston Lawrence and JJ Spaun are BOTH the next Tiger, according to the retarded Croat

>>149161269
That birdie ruined your life huh?
hahahah
>>149161254
Scottie isn't the new Tiger, he's the new Vijay Singh.

THRISTON NOOOOOOO

>>149161254
scottie is really good, I would enjoy his prime while he's in it

>>149161139
I always root for guys to miss those "well obviously this is a gimme" half assed no-stance putts, but I draw the line at 3 in a row. 4 is just too much

Bryson missing the cut

>>149161493
it's over

Apologize to me, Croat

Why did Bryson choke

>>149161517
Can't grug smash your way through this course

>>149161517
bad rng unlike pinehurst

I personally think Adam Scott should be scripted to win the tournament this year

>Broomstick putters
I'm sure these guys are anchoring. I don't see any way to make sure they're not other than the honor system

dechambeau's celebration was kinda cringy last year with his arms flailing around like that

>>149161554
They should be forced to put pressure sensors in the end of the grip and automatically assessed 2 stroke penalties any time it triggers

This tournament sucks. Nobody looks good playing at this course.

>>149161109
Kek this Detry guy is a riot

>>149161554
Touching it to your chin is cheating?

>>149158937
This happens every tournament. I watched Adam Scott take a piss in the woods at the Memorial 2 weeks ago.

>>149161641
>>149161641
>>149161641

rory uh oh stinky

I'm gonna need a webm of Rory having a melty there

>only 4 people below par atm
>rain forecast for entire day tomorrow
it's gonna be a shitshow

Our 2025 US Open champion, Thriston Lawrence, is making his move

>>149161731
I'm in Pittsburgh. It's gon' rain in a few minutes.

>>149161774
Otherwise known as the next Tiger Woods, as many are referring to the blossoming African phenom

>>149161774
always looks like he's about to cry

That T marker didn’t deserve that Rory. :(

>>149161254
no. too much science and nutrition bullshit. tiger destroyed his body as well as having nog athleticism mixed in with chink worth ethic. nobody will come close

Rory should be fined 2 strokes for throwing his club and destroying the tee marker

Come join us on the cock

>>149161877
he didnt throw his club

and a certain bible thumper has spent 2 days pounding his club into the ground all over the course

>3 players below par after 2 rounds
this course is sick

>>149162042
>Mick swoops in to defend the king of all Micklets
You obviously didn't watch the round. He hurled his club 30 yards down the fairway earlier in the round. He was throwing a hissy all day long. Mcilsoy's cooked, you need to find another role model

>>149162071
no comment on the divot maker 5000 I see

>>149161877
What a spaz lol, did the same thing in the Open last year before he hit a triple

>>149137213
Rory...it was a joke. Don't take /sp/ so seriously. You're going to hate it here.

>>149162108
>O-oh nooo you're making divots on a golf course!!!!
How many tee markers or other course property(not grass) did Scootie vandalize?

>>149162137
>destroying the course is fine
>destroying a piece of plastic is not fine

kek

>stop talking shit about my favorite golfer and childhood hero!!!!!
Yikes

>>149162170
>taking divots is now destroying the course
You're either too drunk to think straight, or not drunk enough. I'm thinking it's the latter

>>149162262
yeah go to your local course and start driving clubs in to the fairway and see how long you last

New thread?

>>149162688
tomorrow

>clearly remember a commentator mentioning how hot it is
>go do stuff for 2-3 hours
>come back to downpour and high winds
aight

>>149162768
But I want it NOW!

Burns' 65 today is absurd

>>149161655
jealous you got to hog watch adam scott

I think +3 or +4 will win on Sunday.

>>149164171
>Scottie shoots 2 70's to win
Would be pretty kino

>>149164083
He went deep into the woods. He didn't want to expose his hog to the TV tower.

My pre-tournament midrange pick was Henley and I love his position rn. He's so good when setups are difficult. Burns is the best putter in the world, but eventually some of his errant shots will catch up with him. And I expect the USGA to ramp up the difficulty over the weekend.

Is Ben Griffin just on a heater, or do you guys think he has staying power? He's playing like a top 5 player in the world right now.

>>149165580
Nah, he doesn't have the panache to be a long term contender. He's just found a groove for the moment

>>149165875
Agreed. His swing also doesn't seem like it'll hold up. He's going as hard as he can at every pass. Very uncomfortable looking and that timing (or his health) will fail.

>>149165580
>>149165875
>>149167289
Maybe I just want to root for the underdog but I think he's got a well rounded game and has it together mentally so I don't see any reason there should be a fall off coming soon, as long as he can stay healthy. I actually think it's an advantage that he took the long route to get there and experienced something much more terrifying than any golf shot, the prospect of working an office job for the rest of your life. He's playing with enough house money to buy multiple houses.

Bryson's autism is his greatest strength and weakness. Obsessively attacking golf from every angle is great, uniform length on all of your irons not so much. If he would just dial back the tism and use the correct clubs for his game, he'd be so much better. For a guy that hits the ball 400 yards, his wedge game is kinda shit cuz he has so little control.

>>149167490
if it was possible to dial in autism humans would be living on mars by now. you have to take the bad with the good #bornthisway

>>149167656
>he doesn't even have an on/off switch for his autism.
NGMI

I broke another driver head at the range today

>>149167490
You know he won this very tournament the last time it was played by hitting a wedge out of a bunker, right?

>>149165580
He'll be around for decades.
The good people at Lord Abbett know a thing or two about where to invest.

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