Dear Mr. Logfag (just one guy)
My five year old son asked me what to do if his poop comes out sideways. I already told him poop is soft and changes shape so it shouldn't be an issue, but he just tells me I don't get it. He's crying right now. I think he may be constipated and gave him a glass of water but he knocked the glass out of my hand so I will try again when he calms down. Anyways, I'm trying not to laugh over this.
Any advice I can pass on to my son about poop coming out sideways?
Your fan,
Stewart

>>937632550 (OP)
We call sideways logs around these parts dinner with a twist!

>>937632718
He laughed after I explained it to him, and he is drinking the water now. Thanks, logfag.