>Be me
>Finally get my life together
>Get married, get good job, move out to suburbs
>About to hit $1,000,000 in stocks/bonds
>Can't really banter with my old friends because it feels like punching down now
>Get drunk and shitpost while watching my Packers
>They kick they Lion's asses
Life is good

>>938470948
It's useless without the piss paddle. You'll be ok.

>>213467113
It's a commercial. Designed to generate as much money as possible, as quickly as possible, being as manipulative as possible.

I wouldn't take it too personally. If research showed that child abuse sold products they would show that instead.

Dear Mr. Logfag (just one guy)
My five year old son asked me what to do if his poop comes out sideways. I already told him poop is soft and changes shape so it shouldn't be an issue, but he just tells me I don't get it. He's crying right now. I think he may be constipated and gave him a glass of water but he knocked the glass out of my hand so I will try again when he calms down. Anyways, I'm trying not to laugh over this.
Any advice I can pass on to my son about poop coming out sideways?
Your fan,
Stewart

>>937443011
Jesus believes in you, fren.
And he's rootin for YGMI!

Wisconsin is the most neutral state in the country. I'm not even memeing. A drunk retard with a Trump flag waving from his pickup truck spray painted green and yellow could be best friends with a millionaire who breeds horses in Door County and no one would blink.

It's an oddly wholesome place to live.

>>936610215
that's a good one. wish i had it too.

are you gonna visit the US for the 2026 World Cup in your country? the word cup is finally back in the West

>>935720223
Yeah. I'm like 80% sure Ariana has a rape fetish. Might be PTSD triggered but the evidence stands.