Thread 938050908

can someone draw a picture of this character for me please
doesn't have to look good
thanks

this art style is incomprehensible

>>938050908 (OP)
You're welcome

>>938050908 (OP)
sure......

>>938051464
it's colorful and has sharp edges so it stands out to toddlers like op

>>938051464
here's a different ref if that helps
>>938051504
wow thanks you're so gifted
>>938051520
this is true

>>938050908 (OP)
by the way, im a professional illustrator...

you're literally wasting your life with horrible, esthetically unpleasant (a nice way of saying it's ugly) garbage 'art'

No offense but it's absolutely hideous

>>938050908 (OP)

>doesn't have to look good

IT ALREADY DOESN'T.....................

>>938051622
Don’t listen to this fuckwad ur art rocks

>>938051622
>>938051677
it's not my art and i don't care anyways

>>938050908 (OP)
Here

>>938051760
i like it, thanks!

>>938051597

and BTW
id imagine you're like me:
you appreciate brutal honesty
you'd prefer a straightforward answer
rather than an ongoing stream of vsmoke up your ass...

so....
if I was hiring new artists for any project
an animation job, an advertising campaign, a corporate identity gig (logo design), a giant oversized exterior wall mural, etc etc .... ANY kind of art project

...and needed to hire on some more artists (which I've done for decades)

if one of them showed me anything resembling this particular 'style' (?) of 'art... id never hire them

not being mean
but it shows the exact opposite of what im always looking for: VERSATLITY

>>938051965
i still don't care and thanks for the bump

>>938051696

PAY ATTENTION:

I NEVER SAID I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR ART

........... You weren't paying attention.

again:
You wouldn't even have time to show me this artwork, because if you had it on your t shirt while I was talking to you, i would never give you job helping me attack a big art project

im not saying "I thought you drew it"

im not saying " i thought you were an artist"

I'm trying to give you a perspective on the garbage art you seem to like:

I'\nM giving you a perspective of a professional illustrator, who has spent my life doing commercial art projects (paying bills by doing artwork instead of actually working)

I thought you'd appreciate this perspective

AGAIN: it's so aesthetically unpleasing
That it doesn't even qualify to be categorized as 'a style'

It's kind of like angular vomit...
If a dog could vomit toxic crayons from china... and the puddle of vomit formed in sharp angles rather than curved lines...

It would STILL look better than this shit

>>938052104
i still don't care and thanks for the bump

>>938051696

All i'm trying to say is:

IF YOU LIKE THIS PARTICULAR ART
There's something about your brain that's not right

I would suspect you might end up suffering from seizure disorder before you get gray hair

I'm thinking you might have some kind of synapse disorder or central nervous system problem

Some kind of epileptic shit or something

As if anime garbage wasn't already bad enough....
THIS it's what happens when a hermaphrodite Anime fan with inverted nipples sustained a serious head injury at home depot when some heavy equipment balls off a shelf and hits him/her/it on the head

>>938052192
>There's something about your brain that's not right
this is true
i was lobotomized as a child
but i still don't care
and thanks for the bump

>>938052026

>bumps

Yeah, i get that a lot.... it's because I never use a condom in here

After three days , you'll have LOTS of little itchy bumps around there... and they'll come to a head and pop in about a week...

.........THIS IS perhaps THE UGLIEST 'ART'
ive ever seen

>>938052300
okay

>>938050908 (OP)
That is some terrible "art." The "artist" should feel great shame for birthing that trash.

>>938052026

Even if you simply had this artwork on your t-shirt

That would be enough for me to realize "this guy has terrible taste in music and art and food, because the things he likes are completely is unrelatible and extremely uncool"

That's all id need to realize
" this guy's brain functions in a creepy.Weird way that's uncomfortable"

Just the fact that you found the image appealing would clearly indicate "NOTHING THIS GUY LIKES IS COOL"

Just.
At one simple stupid , drawing is all that's required to tell the world " THIS GUY.
IS A COMPLETE FUCKING DOUCHEBAG WITH ABSOLUTELY.NO CONCEPT OF WHAT'S COOL OR WHAT'S UNCOOL"

lol..................................

But imagine If I was a beautiful girl instead

Imagine what a girl would think if she saw that stupid fucking drawing

>>938052395
i don't think he does
>>938052432
okay

>>938052234

.....lol

I'm just having fun with you.Of course

Of course you're not taking any seriously
( even though i'm being quite honest about the ugly aspect of the horrible art)

But i'm just playing around with YOU

....... However
It's ironic, you used the word lobotomy.Because I was going to use that specific word, and then I changed my mind

Not joking... it's when I said " a hermaphrodite is sustaining a head injury at home depot"

I was originally.
Going to say it reminds me of a la bottomized version of anime after a botched sex change surgery, and drinking half a bottle of DRAINO tub and toilet cleaner

But I swear lobotomy , the word I was going to use

And at the last minute I developed the home depot concept

>>938052161

>bumps

The doctor will take one look at your rectum when i'm done with you and he'll call them PUSTULES

>>938052536
okay

>>938052628
bro you just got lolvis'd

>>938052721
okay

lol I'm just fucking around having fun dude

im being silly....

but yeah. its awful
I could easily draw it for you

but why????
plus, I charge money for art
$500 is my lowest fee

>>938052104
Leadfeather is fucking hot how much to commission a drawing of him jerking off and cumming on his face and pecs?

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>>938052823

most people don't realize The Grim Reaper has a little brother named GRIN

named after his birth defect, a musculature issue that causes a permanent smile...

yep... Grin is the polar opposite of his brother..

(as kids, Grin realized his older brother was fully capable capable of bringing dead things back to life, like his chicken sandwich... But he simply ENJOYS killing.. thats when smiling birth defect Grin started taking LSD and listening to rave music)

>>938052928
lol
(he actually IS kind of hot)

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>>938050908 (OP)
>sleepykinq pedo
Lmao

>>938053682
let me have this

ive been putting some of my random old ballpoint pen doodle into some AI engines and goofing around

>>938053752
What

>a bluh bluh what the fuck it's all cubes
you fags were doing this in fucking 1908

>>938050908 (OP)
Terrible art. Wow.

What a bad day to have eyes.

>>938054532
this is all i have left

just fucking around...........

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>>938055035
That one has a dope 90s vibe

the original drawing said the date across the top (9 years ago)

and it said "the day I stopped going to 12 step meetings because of the word SHIT"

We had quit doing drugs, and it was "sharing" at a meeting, but those lightweight religious zealot bitches all got offended when I used the word "shit"

They became drug addicts and alcoholics but they never CUSSED?

Those are the same idiots who insist "you cannot quit doing drugs without god", always god this and god that

God god god... but then they get called out for being a religious cult, and they say bullshit about " is any higher power of your choosing, even a door knob"

BULLSHIT.....

SIX of the twelve steps mention GOD

If god were real, those people would have never become drug addicts or alcoholics

If there was such a thing as god, there would be no problems, because a simple prayer would prevent.
Alcoholism or drug addiction or relapse and for that matter

12 STEP PROGRAMS DO. NOT.. WORK

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I can't remember the actual statement but it was something completely inauguous, like " i realized all the shit I was putting people through with my addiction"

........thats all

I mean , we all used drugs and drank and obviously other indulgent behavior

but they didn't say SHIT ???!!!....

WTF??......

the entire room turned on me afterwards, each of them MENTIONING IT as they shared later...

"and i don't need to use cuss words to tell you drugs made me blah blah blah:

looking down their noses at ME???

( in actuality , they had ostracized us because we are atheists)

>>938055936
The only step that works is actually wanting to quit with every fiber of your being in your soul which is something you have to come to on your own and for yourself not a higher power or any other crap mental coping mechanisms these places spout

>>938056166
speech to typo

INNOCUOUS *

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>>938056180

egg zack lee

BTW those people were CONTINUALLY RELAPSING....

we never did

those people are STILL going to the meetings... because they preach a recovery that it can only happen if you keep returning every single day to those fucking meetings...

They even have cute little catch phrases about it "keep coming back because it works if you work it"

Literally brainwashing mantras for low IQ idiots

>>938056180

There is a great great book called SOBER TRUTH by Dr. Lance Dodes

It's the most thorough, painstakingly exact scientific analysis of the entire subject ...

It turns out NA and AA only claim a 15% success rate... that's not a very good success rate to be bragging about

however, they're inflating the numbers
Because it's actually somewhere between five and ten percent

And of course a five percent success rate is actually a IS NINETY FIVE PERCENT FAILURE RATE

It's a really well written book
and parts of it are MIND BLOWING

How stupid people can be....

followers......

>>938050908 (OP)
yuck dude, what shit art

>>938056486

exactly............................

Let's just be honest
Anime is the opposite of creativity
Because everyone bends over backwards to look exactly like everybody else

In anime, the greatest fear is looking different

but THIS???!!!.......

this is disturbingly bad

>>938056486
tell me what's wrong with it without being biased or opinionated

>>938056607
ANSWER:

the original human brain (and other living things not limited to mammals) perceive the world through visual stimuli consisting of linear angles juxtaposed with curvatures ovals and circular shapes

our brains are wired to perceive these geometric clues to interpret and assimilate everything around us

your example of 'art' is INSTANTLY perceived as non computational data

corrupted before it was ever created

not meant to be seen

garbage

its actually the visual representation of a neurological trauma....

did you know there are no nerve endings inside the brain, meaning a surgeon can slice it up with a scalpel, and you would feel no pain?...

you'd simply experience your perceptions of reality being destroyed, one by one, as each subsequent section of the brain was sliced...

That's what this shitty are represents

This is what you would perceive halfway through the surgical procedure

>>938056978
i wasn't asking you

>>938056978
>>938057130
samefag

>>938057241
naw

>>938057130

and what makes you think I was answering YOU?

.............rather presumptuous

but yeah.....
thats the answer
its not the 'art'....
its how humans brains process visual input

those two things are like oil and water

and there ISNT an emulsifier on earth
that'll ever make that art look good

not to humans...
maybe a spider might like it....
but no human will ever think to himself:
"that looks cool"

>>938057241

lol @ you and your misinterpretations

you're really talented in being bad at perception

>>938056486
Its sleepykinq
Their art was always shit

>>938057736
false

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