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>>938833831
He kept repeating it, actually
If he had simply said, "BOY I SURE WISH I HAD A TOUR BUS RIGHT NOW" only one time, It might not have been that big of a deal.
But all of the other guests were growing uncomfortable when BJ Thomas kept repeating it over and over..
Elvis had just given him a $160,000 piece of jewelry
But that wasn't good enough for old BJ
"BOY I SURE WISH I HAD A TOUR BUS"
'MAN A TOUR BUS SURE WOULD BE NICE
He had no need for a tour bus
He overestimated his own celebrity
by the time BJ Thomas had mentioned his desire to have a tour bus 20 or 30 times, The bodyguards had already decided they were going to take him and beat his ass when the plane landed
anybody could see it was making Elvis so sad
Elvis hung his head and sunk into himself
when the plane landed at the Memphis airport, Elvis told one of the bodyguards "get him a goddamn tour bus"
And they told him "FUCK NO, ELVIS!! FUCK HIM DON'T GIVE HIM A GODDAMN THING!!"
"I SAID GIVE HIM A FUCKING TOUR BUS MAKE IT HAPPEN"
Elvis was crucified by his fame
He kept repeating it, actually
If he had simply said, "BOY I SURE WISH I HAD A TOUR BUS RIGHT NOW" only one time, It might not have been that big of a deal.
But all of the other guests were growing uncomfortable when BJ Thomas kept repeating it over and over..
Elvis had just given him a $160,000 piece of jewelry
But that wasn't good enough for old BJ
"BOY I SURE WISH I HAD A TOUR BUS"
'MAN A TOUR BUS SURE WOULD BE NICE
He had no need for a tour bus
He overestimated his own celebrity
by the time BJ Thomas had mentioned his desire to have a tour bus 20 or 30 times, The bodyguards had already decided they were going to take him and beat his ass when the plane landed
anybody could see it was making Elvis so sad
Elvis hung his head and sunk into himself
when the plane landed at the Memphis airport, Elvis told one of the bodyguards "get him a goddamn tour bus"
And they told him "FUCK NO, ELVIS!! FUCK HIM DON'T GIVE HIM A GODDAMN THING!!"
"I SAID GIVE HIM A FUCKING TOUR BUS MAKE IT HAPPEN"
Elvis was crucified by his fame
SPOILER ALERT:
Like so many people do when on the edge of suicide, elvis chickened out on August 14th, the anniversary of his mother's death at age 42...
He continued stockpiling all the pills.They were giving him in those three envelopes each day... but he decided NOT to kill himself on August 14th..
but his days and nights didn't correlate with our days and nights...
His nights overlapped the next day... it was hard to tell where one began and the other one ended...
and whether you consider it to be late night.August 15th, or early morning august 16th, he finally decided he had the courage.
he went upstairs into the bathroom
and SAT IN A BARBERS CHAIR...
No matter what youve read... it wasn't the toilet
It was his barber's chair next to the toilet.
and HE TOOK CONTROL OF HIS LIFE
Like so many people do when on the edge of suicide, elvis chickened out on August 14th, the anniversary of his mother's death at age 42...
He continued stockpiling all the pills.They were giving him in those three envelopes each day... but he decided NOT to kill himself on August 14th..
but his days and nights didn't correlate with our days and nights...
His nights overlapped the next day... it was hard to tell where one began and the other one ended...
and whether you consider it to be late night.August 15th, or early morning august 16th, he finally decided he had the courage.
he went upstairs into the bathroom
and SAT IN A BARBERS CHAIR...
No matter what youve read... it wasn't the toilet
It was his barber's chair next to the toilet.
and HE TOOK CONTROL OF HIS LIFE
>>938052823
most people don't realize The Grim Reaper has a little brother named GRIN
named after his birth defect, a musculature issue that causes a permanent smile...
yep... Grin is the polar opposite of his brother..
(as kids, Grin realized his older brother was fully capable capable of bringing dead things back to life, like his chicken sandwich... But he simply ENJOYS killing.. thats when smiling birth defect Grin started taking LSD and listening to rave music)
>>938052928
lol
(he actually IS kind of hot)
most people don't realize The Grim Reaper has a little brother named GRIN
named after his birth defect, a musculature issue that causes a permanent smile...
yep... Grin is the polar opposite of his brother..
(as kids, Grin realized his older brother was fully capable capable of bringing dead things back to life, like his chicken sandwich... But he simply ENJOYS killing.. thats when smiling birth defect Grin started taking LSD and listening to rave music)
>>938052928
lol
(he actually IS kind of hot)