Thread 938832219

Lol fuck u

>>938832219 (OP)
I was watching one of the new popular animes and I realized was a 30 year old man sitting on my couch watching cartoons have 20 minute long super hero fights where they shout spells at each other and then some lady moans like a child and I'm like "hmm. this is gay actually."

>>938832243

EGG ZACK LEE™ !!!!!!!


T H A N K Y O U, S I R !!!

ANIME LITERALLY TURNS YOUNG BOYS INTO FLAMING ADULT HOMOSEXUALS

and none of them will admit it

they were already closet homosexuals to begin

>>938832316

BE INEXPERIENCED LITTLE BOY TRAPPED IN THE BODY OF AN ADULT MALE

ALWAYS FOCUSED ON FASHION TRENDS

YET HAS ACHIEVED NO REAL SUBSTANCE OR CONTENT

So he continues the fashion statements

>>938832316

THE CONTRIVED NAZI FASHION STATEMENT BULLSHIT:

how timid meek shy introverted isolated awkward misfits of society fantasize about an interpreted as "intimidating"


exactly what is supposed to be so intimidating about a TRANSPARENTLY GAY FASHION STATEMENT?

>>938832316

the ironies?

there are MANY:

-HITLER WAS GAY
That's not a theory... It's not anti-Nazi propaganda...

Hitler had three brief sexual encounters in his entire life, ALL WITH OTHER MEN

He never consummated his fake marriage to his cousin Eva Braun

HITLER WAS A SYMPHONY OF LIES:
He was a Jew (from the Solomon family) He had manic depression (mental illness would have qualified him for the gas chamber) It was an intravenous needle junkie meth and opiate addict (another reason to put him in a gas chamber) He was a midget basically, a tiny little runt with a chip on his shoulder (It's called little man syndrome)

And that's just the tip of the irony iceberg

then there's the stuff about YOU

YOU and your Funko Pop fagdolls

power ranger action figures only 9 years ago

all the video games and effeminate homosexual propaganda anime bullshit

and the laughable lack of experience with FUCKING, FIGHTING, AND FEEDING YOURSELF

yep .

You sissies always gravitate to the most obvious tropes

You think neo-Nazi fashions are PERCEIVED AS "INTIMIDATING"

because of your lack of real life experience

we see it as a homo fagshow

>>938832243
TIMOTEI!!!

>>938832316

In fact, It takes a special kind of effeminate creepy closet homo to even look at the Nazi bullshit and think to yourself, "This appeals to me"

ITS TRANSPARENTLY GAY

the entire fascism hatred concept is born in MASSIVE INFERIORITY COMPLEXES

insecure little men
EFFEMINATE AND WEAK
So they want to hide in large numbers

But just like any gay man, FASHION IS NUMBER ONE

of course none of you guys has any experience superiority or domination over anybody else...

You're all a bunch of punching bags and welcome mats

People have spit on you your entire life and you've never been man enough to do anything about it

So suddenly you download some pictures of Nazi uniforms and you're an intimidating badass?

CLEAN MY TOILET, LITTLE GIRL
But wash your hands before touching my toilet, or I'll make you WISH It was a gas chamber I had in mind for you

>>938832243
:)

NEONAZIS:

I grew up in a different time, So when I was in my twenties party at all the nightclubs, the original '80s skinhead hardcore neo-Nazis were a big part of that scene.

and I got to know a lot of those losers

compared to today's young adult males, the 80s skinheads were BADASSES

But only if you compared to them to today's generation of young adult males...

because today's young adult males played video games during the important years, sitting on their ass sedentary and isolated, avoiding sports and avoiding interaction with girls, Never learning how to flirt with girls on the school playground, and eventually realizing they were now young adults with basically zero experience in anything that actually matters...

So if you compare ANY young man from the '80s to a young man from 2025, you'll notice a drastic difference...

especially if you refined search criteria too NEO NAZI guys....

In the '80s, the skinhead neo Nazis were FIGHTERS (even though they would lose every fucking fight, like bitches)

but at least they FOUGHT...

today's breed of Neo Nazis are SOFT WEAK SEDENTARY GAMING CHAIR SISSIES

they've spent their entire lives AVOIDING WOMEN, AVOIDING FIGHTS, AVOIDING REAL LIFE

they have ZERO EXPERIENCE with Jews
because
they have ZERO EXPERIENCE with anything, other than sitting on their ass playing Grand theft Auto like a little bitch

yep...
even in the 80s
the neo Nazi movement ONLY appealed to ONE TYPE OF MAN: awkward stupid misfit losers

Who finally build they could be part of something

ANIME: exactly why 97.3% of 4chan users are either gay or actively looking for their first homosexual encounter

VIDEOGAMES = the gateway drug into homosexuality

but just like pot is a gateway drug that while not a life destroying drug, will lead to harder drugs that do destroy lives...

anime is one of these 'harder drugs'

it's part of the JOURNEY INTO HOMOSEXUALITY

But you'd never be watching anime if it hadn't been for your stupid fucking video games in the first place

I've never met a cool self confident charismatic HETEROSEXUAL MALE Who enjoyed anime

show me a MAN who likes anime today

and I'll show you TOMORROW'S WOMAN

show me TODAYS NEONAZI

and I'll show you YESTERDAYS CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL Who has a penchant for fashions, And is using them to become TOMMOROWS WOMAN

Just like the anime homosexual

it takes a dysfunctional ability of perception....

to idolize a PHYSICALLY UNATTRACTIVE, GAY, MENTALLY ILL NEEDLE-JUNKIE DWARF mutant midget version of Charlie Chaplin...

me?.... I'm an Elvis man....

you guys SURE KNOW HOW TO PICK 'EM, huh?

>>938833141
An Elvis man should love it.

>>938833201
Wasn't she like, 15 in that photo?

sure... my idol was ALSO and insane drug addict....

hahahaha yes, indeed he was

lol AND HE CHANGED THE WORLD
unlike Hitler, who couldn't even manage to change his sexual preference, or his Jewish bloodline...

>>938833240

who?... I used face app to create that female in the picture

>>938833240
15 you say?

>>938833221

most people in here have seen me discuss it ad nauseam:

my 'schtick' I used to Go backstage to all the concerts and hang out with all of the rock and roll heroes I always wanted to meet

by painting ELVIS PORTRAITS for them

....... But I met and befriended SOOOOO MANY celebrities with my little 'schtick'

like Hank Williams Jr
who's extremely sick in a hospital room right now, and may have already died for all I know

or jam Master j of run DMC

or ROBERT GOULET, or JAY LENO OR ANDY KAUFMAN...

ALL of them IDOLIZED ELVIS
no shit... ALL OF THEM told me
"Elvis is the entire reason I wanted to be famous in the first place"

ALL OF THEM

>>938833240

but NO....

YVONNE LIME was one of his co-stars in the movie LOVING YOU

......... but nice try

ALSO:
Don't you think it makes you look a little bit jealous and bitter when you complain about TEENAGED GIRLS WANTING TO FUCK OLDER MEN?

because it almost seems like you're suggesting that Elvis put a gun to those girls heads and forced them into thinking he was hot

maybe if you lost weight?

>>938833341
It's a shame they won't allow audio streams

or you could hear her explain:
thank God I'm 15, because I'm officially too old for the fat one with the tiny little penis

If I have to be fucked by an old gross dude, at least it's the Jewish guy with a bigger dick

>>938833489
Kys you retarded geriatric larping nigger I loathe you and your autistic writing style

>>938833298
Elvis met the girl he later married when she was 14.

>>938833628

NAME EVEN ONE "LARP"......

(obviously you're too stupid to realize I INTENDED TO GET UNDER YOUR SKIN)

And you have proven how easily you allow me to do it... lol

but..... feel free to name even ONE LIE

I don't lie
I don't larp
I don't fabricate fake stories....

I have no need to......

because I have so many real life experiences, there's no need for me to try to fill in the blanks with fake stories

>>938833686

exactly who the fuck do you even think you're talking to?.....

................ an ELVIS NOVICE?

exactly what about ME made you think I was unaware of any of those details about Elvis' life?.. .

..... I've been researching Elvis EXTENSIVELY for 48 years so far

>>938832219 (OP)
What kind of retard faggot would want to have sex with me, no fuck you and also fuck you retard faggot. Nigger bitch.

>>938833718
What was his brother's name?

>>938833628

hint:

it WASN'T your choice
..................... idiot

obviously IM THE ONE WHO MADE YOU DISLIKE ME

duhhhh.... I could have easily blended in and made you think I was a soft weak bitch just like you

>>938833733
probably some weird bible shit mispelled like a byble. Thankfully no body has be retarded enough to name their kid byble.

>>938833733

lol

dude if you think you're going to catch me with some bullshit 'Cleveland Ohio Holiday inn lounge trivia contest" bullshit about Jesse garron being stillborn....

STOP WASTING MY TIME

>>938833740
YOU. ARE. A. DOUBLE NIGGER.

>>938833768
Actually, it was just to sucker you into doing an obvious web search.

>>938833764
Their entire life they're gonna be like bob, my name is bob brah. And these people are gonna be like bruh it's gonna happen no matter what. It's like no pls don't bruah.

>>938833733

are you ready to be put in your spot regarding your understanding of Elvis?

okay .......

what was his number one favorite drug of choice?

what did the note say that made Priscilla decide to divorce him?

Why did Gladys hit Vernon over the head with an iron frying pan and almost kill him?

Why did young Elvis and Gladys both dance around Vernon's body that laid on the floor until Vernon woke up and it turns out he wasn't dead?

how old was Elvis when he had the wart removed from his wrist?

how did he inhale one of the caps that fell off his teeth and when?

Who owned Graceland?

where did Vernon live?

where did Elvis get his first name?

why did he dye his hair black?

what did BJ Thomas say to Elvis while circling high above Memphis in the plane Lisa Marie during Christmas that made Elvis so angry?

Why did Elvis shoot television sets?
(there was a very specific reason why he would shoot the televisions)

what was the actual payment division between Colonel Tom and Elvis?

Who was the most influential person in Elvis Presley's life?

Who broke and smashed the most furniture inside Graceland?

Tell me about the dancing chickens

>>938833831

You're the one searching Google

Not me

I've dedicated almost 5 decades to researching the life of Elvis Presley

I have no need to Google anything

WHAT DID BJ THOMAS SAY TO ELVIS ON THE AIRPLANE THAT MADE ELVIS SO UPSET AND RUINED THAT CHRISTMAS?

as always, Elvis had picked a large group of people to fly in circles above Memphis on his airplane while he handed out Christmas presents to everybody sitting lotus position on the floor in the fuselage

WHAT DID BJ THOMAS (The raindrops keep falling on My Head faggot) SAY TO ELVIS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY THAT SHATTERED ELVIS'S HEART AND RUINED CHRISTMAS THAT YEAR?

>>938833874
I mean it was kinda cool when the mariner mailmain did it.

>>938833874
Nobody cares about Elvis you fucking dusty coffin dodger

>>938833919
I'm a big Elvis fan, too.
This is my favorite song of his
https://youtu.be/MMwq_D-DWsU

>>938833919
I suppose he said my nick name wasn't bj before he got on that flight?

>>938833831

He kept repeating it, actually

If he had simply said, "BOY I SURE WISH I HAD A TOUR BUS RIGHT NOW" only one time, It might not have been that big of a deal.

But all of the other guests were growing uncomfortable when BJ Thomas kept repeating it over and over..

Elvis had just given him a $160,000 piece of jewelry

But that wasn't good enough for old BJ

"BOY I SURE WISH I HAD A TOUR BUS"

'MAN A TOUR BUS SURE WOULD BE NICE
He had no need for a tour bus
He overestimated his own celebrity

by the time BJ Thomas had mentioned his desire to have a tour bus 20 or 30 times, The bodyguards had already decided they were going to take him and beat his ass when the plane landed

anybody could see it was making Elvis so sad

Elvis hung his head and sunk into himself

when the plane landed at the Memphis airport, Elvis told one of the bodyguards "get him a goddamn tour bus"

And they told him "FUCK NO, ELVIS!! FUCK HIM DON'T GIVE HIM A GODDAMN THING!!"

"I SAID GIVE HIM A FUCKING TOUR BUS MAKE IT HAPPEN"

Elvis was crucified by his fame

>>938834025
Jesus fucking christ someone win the lottery and bang this guys widow already.

>>938833952

CORRECTION:

In 1956 there were 50 million Elvis fans

(at least 50 million people who bought his albums, But much much more who Loved him but didn't buy the albums yet)

That was 1956

today there are literally BILLIONS

meanwh8ke it's actually YOU nobody cares about

no women care about you...
no men care about you...
Even children laugh at you

You have every reason to be jealous

>>938833952

But it's not all bad news.....

sure, have no talent and no good looks and no women and no popularity and basically nothing going for you at all

BUT AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT THAT CHAIR

YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHAIR

>>938834088
That's quite a prediction, that you think the number of Elvis fans has grown, since the guy died almost 50 years ago.

>>938833960

The way I started doing Elvis portraits for celebrities was actually kind of interesting in my opinion

I've always loved the music and at the age of 12 wanted to go see concerts I started MAKING FORGERIES OF FOX THEATER EMPLOYEE ID CARDS

100% true

I went to a concert at the Fox theater in Atlanta and I took a really close careful look at the ID cards the ushers wore

And I went home and created one myself and xeroxed it and made copies for my friends

I mechanically created plastic holding cases with pins in the back, replicating the assembly and housing of the real usher ID cards that were pinned to their shirts

My buddies and I used to show up EARLY at the concert wearing our ID badges, Walk right into the theater, And as soon as the music started we would go find seats and enjoy the shows

true

I was watching a concert in the ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT ATLANTA FOX THEATER, when I saw something that changed everything for me:

during the concert there were people going in and out of a door that led backstage

and I said WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!

THAT'S WHAT I NEED TO BE DOING!!
NOT PRETENDING TO BE AN USHER

instead of just watching the show for free
I decided I deserved to be meeting the rock stars

So the first Elvis portrait I painted was for JERRY LEE LEWIS

He was playing a show in Atlanta at a music hall in Buckhead

when I presented him with the Elvis portrait, he flipped out

It was a painting of Elvis crying after his mother died

Believe it or not, (there's no reason to disbelieve me because All of these stories are 100% true, But I can't put a gun to your head and force you into believing me) Jerry Lee Lewis started CALLING ME AT HOME LATE AT NIGHT

should I say early in the morning?

can you imagine the abstract nature of having your mother wake up her 12-year-old son to say "GET UP! ITS JERRY LEE LEWIS ON THE PHONE AGAIN!"

And I know this sounds far-fetched and unrealistic. But it's absolutely true

Jerry Lee Lewis called me for 2 weeks

>>938834170

only a fucking idiot would think statistical numbers are a prediction on my part

I guess it turns out simply owning the computer doesn't make you smart?

So everything you told your mother about the computer helping you find a job and a girlfriend was just bullshit?

It was really just an excuse SO YOU COULD SPEND YOUR LIFE MASTURBATING TO PORNOGRAPHY IN HER SPARE BEDROOM?

got it

>>938832219 (OP)
you want mirrion dorrar?

here womb

fuck u

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>938834299
>>938834339
tl;dr

>>938832219 (OP)
What is that?

*The first thing you see in life, the most fundamental reality, is that of a human family

>>938834463
back .. sorry I had to make breakfast for the wife and I

anyway....

YES YOU DID
you definitely read them...

see how easy that was?

>>938835076

mathematically speaking it's actually just the union between mother and child

That's really deep number one primary fundamental first reality anybody knows, whether human or a zebra or a raccoon

family is a secondary reality

>>938835247
yeah it really is bizarre.

>>938834451
>>938834463

it's hard to get "dusty"

when you're not even man enough to climb out of your protective plastic packaging

>>938835374
>bizarre

hmmm... I disagree
I think it's actually quite beautiful

>>938835374

If you're looking for bizarre.
..
imagine hatching out of a gelatinous pile of goo with thousands of other eggs attached to the side of a rock underwater somewhere

I think the connection between mother and child is beautiful

>>938834451

but who knows???...

maybe one of these days, a beautiful supermodel who's been saving her virginity for marriage will finally come kicking your door down... and your plastic safety bubble will finally get opened. .

And you can finally start getting dusty, too

Who knows?...
It's highly unlikely....
But keep the dream alive, right?

>>938834451

...........food for thought

the next time you're sitting RIGHT THERE, in that exact same chair, looking at the SAME SCREEN you're looking at now, masturbating to porn in a few hours....

I want you to envision me smiling at you

because I CAN PERFECTLY ENVISION YOU....

and I'm smiling because
almost EIGHT HUNDRED HOT WOMEN ate my dust

somewhere between 750 and 800 of them

they either swallowed my dust, or my dust was pouring out of their rectum or snatch when they got up to go to the bathroom.

preferably the butthole.. of course you also convince as many women as possible to take it in the ass with your famous catchphrase "You ain't going to get pregnant in the butthole, baby"...the same way I do...

(no joke. girls think it's funny and cute. they really do... But you want to say it with a funny accent, like a New York accent or something.. You've got the kind of be in character when you're saying it to them)

ALSO: You need to be HAVING SEX ALREADY to say it, or it won't make any sense m. if your dick isn't already in their snatch, it won't have the same context.

for them to say "okay", you need to already be penetrating them, and they'll let you slide out and put it in their asshole

but It's not going to happen until you make it happen

And the way you make it happen is by
TELLING THEM YOUR INTENTION

not asking permission ..
asking means you're looking for an answer

You're not looking for an answer

STATE YOUR INTENTIONS
It's really simple
If they don't like your intentions, they'll let you know.. trust me... you don't need to ask anything

Just state your intentions up front

It's the easiest most direct honest and effective technique of getting what you want

"I intend on having......."

fill in the blank

This

>>938832219 (OP)
Please do me so horny