Thread 938415224

Elvis had already made the decision to kill himself. his mother Gladys died on August 14th at the age of 42, and elvis had disavowed christianity, at this point having become a numerologist.

he saw tomorrow (Aug 14th) as a ''portal to his mother' as he was also 42 years old.

He had been slowly killing himself with each passing day for twenty years ever since his mother died, and now he was in failing health, unlikely to survive another year anyway.

Colonel tom had forced him into another obligated tour to pay off his manager's gambling debts, and elvis was becoming physically sick , just thinking about the upcoming tour.

There was only one way out.

so..... on this day in 1977
Elvis stopped taking the narcotics in the 3 is small manila envelopes he was given each day... the bodyguards gave him the envelopes, but elvis wasn't taking the pills. he decided to save them up, and take them all at once, for "his greatest is stage exit ever"....

>>938415224 (OP)
He was a fat shit.

>>938415289
more famous and successful than your fat piece of shit ass fatso

>>938415224 (OP)
I know where this is going......

SPOILER ALERT:

Like so many people do when on the edge of suicide, elvis chickened out on August 14th, the anniversary of his mother's death at age 42...

He continued stockpiling all the pills.They were giving him in those three envelopes each day... but he decided NOT to kill himself on August 14th..

but his days and nights didn't correlate with our days and nights...

His nights overlapped the next day... it was hard to tell where one began and the other one ended...

and whether you consider it to be late night.August 15th, or early morning august 16th, he finally decided he had the courage.

he went upstairs into the bathroom
and SAT IN A BARBERS CHAIR...
No matter what youve read... it wasn't the toilet

It was his barber's chair next to the toilet.

and HE TOOK CONTROL OF HIS LIFE

>>938415289

yes sir.....
he certainly WAS........

And he was well aware of this fact....
He was acutely aware

He knew he wasn't going to survive another year

Especially not with the bone cancer diagnosis

But here's something you don't know
IT WASN'T BECAUSE OF FOOD

Yes, he ate a horrible horrible diet
(elvis spent his entire life eating ONE PARTICULAR MEAL for breakfast lunch and dinner, is day after day after day, is the exact same meal, for breakfast.. is the same meal for lunch.. and that exact same meal for dinner... is day after day after day
.. until he got tired of it and changed and did the same thing with a different meal for a few weeks....)

The idiosyncrasies of the rich and famous, huh?

but HE WAS FAT....
BECAUSE....
ALL OF HIS INTERNAL ORGANS HAD SWOLLEN MORE THAN TWICE THEIR SIZE

It wasn't just because of food
All of his organs had swollen

HE WAS ACTIVELY DYING FOR YEARS

Since the day his mother dies he tortured himself for twenty years straight

he abused his body SO MUCH
that all of his int we rnal organs has swollen

sorry lol
I'm already struggling through a nightmarish phone update, but right now i've got ROCKET my beautiful long-haired black cat.Sweetheart girlfriend whose rubbing all over me right now purring

She's flirt.Ing big time
And I'm literally having to construct these comments rubbing me in the face.I can't even see what i'm doing right now

EPI'LOG'

See what I did there? LOG?......

It turns out gladys wasn't forty two

she was actually forty six
she lied on the marriage license
She thought it was weird that she was older than vernon

And by the way elvis presley's father's name was

VERNON ELVIS PRESLEY

And he molested Elvis

and GLADYS ATTACKED VERNON
Is she quite literally LITERALLY killed him with a iron skillet over the top of his head

She and an 8-year-old Elvis danced in the one room shack in tupelo mississippi, danced around his dead body on the floor

Until vernon made a noise...
It turns out he wasn't dead....
BUT...... HE NEVER TOUCHED THAT BOY AGAIN

AND NOW YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND ELVIS' CONNECTION TO HIS MOTHER

Now you finally understand why she meant so much to him

he was an AMAZING GIFT to humanity

he was THE most inspirational and exciting shooting star

>>938415909
Nigga shut your bitch ass up

......... That was absolutely confirmed to me by todd morgan

Todd was a good friend of mine.....

He was THE only cool person that worked in the entire EPE organization

Todd actually flew me back to my Hometown of Memphis from Neptune.Beach florida... and offered me a job as art director at graceland

i turned it down.....
Is after hearing the pitch from danny and carol, the licensing and marketing executives, i told them " i've been working for elvis ever since I was twelve years old, and i'm not about to start wearing a tie at nine a m"


After carol and danny left the " war room" ( we were sitting at a huge IS HUGE HUGE oblong octagonal table... the same table todd says " tried to talk lisa marie out of marrying michael jackson at this table")

and todd turned around and smiled at me and said " i didn't think you'd take the job" he was gay, and one of the coolest motherfuckers you could possibly imagine .

Todd was totally cool

and YES.....
the molestation is true

o heard it from Roy Orbison believe it it not and also from Carl Perkins

>>938416031


no sir.....

It's true..... I WORSHIP Elvis brother

its true, sir

If you love elvis

You deserve to know
And suddenly it all makes sense

That's the piece to the puzzle you never knew about

Now the entire puzzle makes sense

>>938416351
come to the hood fool we'll beat yo azz up. Lol dont fucks with the apb 244

GRACELAND WAS NOT HIS HOUSE

That was his mother's house
It was A Gift to his mother

After giving her graceland, he turned to his father and tossed him a set of keys.And pointed at a backyard adjacent to the graceland meditation gardens and told his father, "...and that's YOUR house, daddy...."

>>938416464

lol I can absolutely guarantee one thing

youll NEVER find a more knowledgeable Elvis fanatic than me

( i am the one who had to show EPE where the BULLETHOLES ARE IN GRACELAND. no shit....)

not joking

EPE didn't even know about the bullet holes

I told Todd and showed him, and THEY INCLUDED IT IN THE TOURS

TODD MORGAN

he was SOOOOOOOO COOL

he was ABSOLUTELY 100% TOTALLY FUCKING COOL...

hard to explain HOW COOL he was

he was SO GOD DAMN FUCKING LAID BACK and funny and considerate and humble and HE WORSHIPPED ELVIS JUST LIKE ME

we 'went to the same church': graceland

this doobie im about to smoke is for you, Todd

you wild motherfucker, you
(he was also an undercover hardcore partier- staying awake for days, etc)

lol I had married the 19 year old from Sweden, and she wanted tonmovevnsck to NEPTUNE BEACH FLORIDA where she was from

so johnny neptune ended up living in neptune beach, quite coincidental indeed

and todd flew me back to Memphis
Where I grew up
Went to graceland elementary
School behind the graceland mansion in that neighbourhood

he paid to fly me
Knowing I was going to turn the job down

hahahaha he was AWESOME!!@

And how exactly are we supposed to know if any of the shit you're saying is true or not?

>>938415224 (OP)
How do you think he killed himself with a heart attack dumbass? Also, numerology isn't a religion, it's just retardation & you just pulled this "theory" out of your ass

>>938415621
sounds demonic to me.
i knew that gosh darn rock n roll noise was trouble ! ! !
i told people back in the 60s that it was trouble and look at the world now !

>>938417081
>>938417140
WE LIKE TO THINK WE ARE COOL

BUT WE WILL NEVER BE TODD COOL

>>938418443
the shit i took last night was demonic, it shot out like a cannonball

>>938418329
lol silly child

he was MEMPHIS' GOLDEN BOY
it was a religion, sir

the Shelby County coroner listed his death as a heart attack.

it WAS, technicallly

dude, you can try to 'debunk' me all you want

GOOD LUCK !!!

HAHAHA GOOD LUCK!
ive spent 49 years researching this religion

trust me...
it was suicide
and I never said numerology was a religion

don't put words in my mouth
research LARRY GELLAR
youll never catch up with me on this topic

never..... nobody can
this is my life's work

>>938418493
this is true

it takes a special person to continually deliver excellence every day

>>938418329

no sir..... its not a theory

by the way are you aware GLADYS HAD BIPOLAR?

yep.... that's where Elvis got it
from her
everyone thought she was a meek demure shy woman

they don't realize she would regularly flip out with manic episodes, self medicate with speed, drink alcohol and SMASHED ALL THE FURNITURE IN GRACELAND

no shit......

yeah but no..
its no theory bro

https://youtu.be/zSdDDnyWZZo?si=7CeaVidBOhCB7ULZ

when ginger alien found Elvis dead
she called HER MOTHER

not calling downstairs

she called her mother
and they contacted the national enquirer
and cut a $16,000 deal

when she finally called downstairs she said she had just woken up

but her hair was done and her makeup

elvis was kneeling face down on the floor
he was surrounded by DOZENS OF PILL BOTTLES... SEVERAL SYRINGES..
and ALL THE MANILLA ENVELOPES

(dr nick told the hospital to release THREE packets per day to the bodyguards and instructed them only give Elvis one packet at a time, 3 times a day

the bodyguards called them "attack waves" in each envelope enough drugs to kill an average man, but Elvis had a huge tolerance

he had bitten his tongue off...

by the way, he was allergic to codeine
he couldn't take it
anaphylaxis...

but the night before the suicide, he went to a dentists house and got NINETY CODEINE PILLS

>>938419637
ginger ALDEN

not alien

>>938419167
this