Thread 938393115

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/goXKlOozyx8?si=QMGltiWnSI3zkPC-

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

jules uncle is dead

wtf i do this time

Gay hook up thread?

Claiming the beautiful slut geisha Suzuka!!!
Hello hello I love younall!!!!
Bisou <3
Bisou <3

>>938394339
sure the fuck sometimes is but that shit been kiboshed there's a Jewish word btw you don't see everyday

kiboshed
I used to hear it in movies

I pwost! Gaaoooo!
Tee hee hee~
Anonnny~

anzu should kill himself

not a lot of these images I should use a crawler

I really shouldn't keep lowering myself to Jules level I am sometimes the better person though rarely

Fox.

Whatever floats your boat May.

Fox on a boat.

>>938398820
why am I still called this? I don't hide my identity anymore it's a fruitless endeavor besides I don't have anything to hide or ever did I just don't want attention because i'm juiced which is something I found out quickly doesn't matter in this irrelevant shithole which some others need to realize badly eh but it is fun to play on their paranoia so maybe they shouldn't
messing with paranoid npd types is fun and kino

https://getwatcher.net/
I really should use this instead of timing myself I was off by 3 minute and otk stole it

>>938395127
nigga why you always have to be jealous of me? also, post the blank edit of this you made, I have an idea

>>938400286
i was supposed to put trans suicide rate but haven't seen the graph posted

>>938399769
You've been trying to get on people's nerves - regardless of who they are - without success for all this time.
Just go back to schizoing out like you used to, at least that's fun for you and us at the same time.

>>938400478
nice fucking jpg nignog, never mind I'll just do it myself

>>938400583
nah i'll just coomer post like usual the schizo larp got taken so seriously it got annoying. i reserve cringe posts as someone not known. Still larping but it's not something i'd do on /b/

>>938401451
i have the png i think

i still do my same old shit like making songs and haikus
i am creatively stifled though with nonstop bait
>>938401942
it has versatility

>>938401544
>waifupost
>passanons

>>938402519
i don't have a pass
waifupost is discord bs and discord ruled
none of even my friendly era was considered such because i'm not part of the discord and idgas really because it's taken too seriously which is annoying

by friendly i mean just not antagonistic which ended with mayu and i went after the transvestites and the nigger roach same time and everyone who tried going after me. Only cirno was innocent to my knowledge.

Still to this day no insult has been given to any "waifu" ive posted because shock and awe avatarfags don't care about who they post

actually i believe they only been complimented even my undercover one

lol

>>938404129
oh the lolicons will love that i teased it for a second.

.

nigga posted cp lmao

>>938404129
Kill yourself tranny faggot.
Nigger.

>>938408267
lol dumbass nigger worshipping pedo

got an annoying faggot banned or rather they got themselves banned for being annoying

>>938408700
Yeah that's what you are. A dumbass nigger worshipping pedo tranny freak.
You should kill yourself.

Mickey bee sting time. Think i'm supposed to work next tuesday 30/hr basically welders wage. I'm way under qualified as a collector fuckit though

i like this realistic look more than moe and super dis morphed

lol the nigger is too dumb to even realize he's the joke here
I'm fucking dying here
>>938409070
yo dawg your boyfriend is getting laughed at, you gonna let that shit slide?

>>938409392
Shut up tranny. Stick your head up your tranny axe wound and choke on it.
Nigger

>>938409046
unironically there's a shit load of lolicons and furfags who are so i always see them different after i saw absolute proof. furfags be kinda split though like the local is into neko loli's but he's racist which i find based and eastern european like me which is also based but i'm far north european. baltic not balkan cuz i ain't no muzzie
southern part strong as fuck though which why i'm gold skinned

>>938409474
Even your boyfriend doesn't give a shit about you anymore you might as well just kill yourself lol
better find a rope you no guns having bitch Xdddd

>>938409510
I hate furries and trannies the most.
Trannies should be genocided and if I could become like Hitler I would wipe them and muslims and furfags out.

>>938409602
I don't know or care about any of you though.
Jokes on you I can get guns whenever I want.
Nigger. If I finna rob a liquor store for meth money I know a guy or two or a guy who knows a guy.
I can also legally own a cross bow still.
And a grenade launcher.
I also still have spears, hammers, and swords.

>>938409392
He's not my boyfriend we just share most views probably because same area basically. when i lived in california i hated everyone besides the overpriced hotel owner because i didn't want to live in some motel room with no bathroom

real shit i was in oakland and walking around cuz i got tired of living in the rich part of the bay and i was trying to rent rooms for a month ended up at some motel and they were going to let me rent weekly for like 250 but i said fuckit ill stay at the double tree it has a bathroom i just had to go closer to SF

just saying ain't no fags in san francisco and no hippies it's rough

>wall of cope from both schizos
gg 2 ez
>>938409779
I feel that brother

>>938409851
Go suck a dick already and choke on AIDS and die you midget fucking fuck.

conglaturations this is one of the most confusing threads ive seen on any board

>>938409969
Fuck off and die tranny.
This is the gay hook up thread.
Nigger.

>>938409969
It's schizo hours

OOHUUHOOUH SO GEISHA MUCH SLUT
VERY SAMURAI
UOOOOH

>>938409619
idc about furries just trannys. i dislike a good portion of them however but really only the feral furs. Make em human-ish and im ok. My favorite darkstalker besides bb hood is felicia

>>938409969
You came in a bad moment to be honest

>>938409907
>i hope if so you understand that no one likes or believes your insanity in the slightest and arent against beating you up with me or shooting you if you mess with their house again

>>938410171
That foxxy faggot is too far and he should be killed by firing squad

>>938409969
it's not really most threads are interpersonal drama. Because idk it got fucked years ago and everyone is taking it out on everyone. mostly just on me and the anon and someone who barely posts anymore. if you ignore half the thread it's ok there's like 2 other generals that are worse with drama amongst posters

>>938410308
Are you having a melty or something? Poor midget fucking franny.
Maybe try dilating your asshole.

>melty
kek is he trying to act like a zoomer because he wants to fuck children?
typical randall (reminder his mother's name and address are a matter of public record)

>>938410312
He's an honorable psychopath but i got so annoyed i name filtered him however with enzer who just his cocksucking got tedious to read
>>938410590
he doesn't care but if you're suggesting something i can put lil zu in the timeout corner just say the special words

>>938410590
>posts literal 12 year old girl
>accuses others of wanting to fuck kids
Typical tranny faggot bullshit.
I hope when the revolution happens they cut your neck and throw you inna pit. Faggot.

>>938410727
nah whatever anzu is just an asshole anyway at least I have you these fucking trannies piss me off so much

>at least I have you
Gay

>>938410793
Hell yea the dog pile got tedious to me i fucking got nep banned like 13x and other posters like 4each
that pink faggot fucking quit after 13x weak

>at least I have you
cute

anzu literally cannot keep winning this hard...

wha tthe fuck is an anzu

>>938410983
reimoo you been here too long when you want a timeout

free kiddy corner/retard corner vacations just say some special words

>>938410927
Proof?

>>938411388
not a whip but you will worship the mighty b&hammer maybe not first but you will eventually

>>938411547
So no proof?

https://youtu.be/Z8FGt7g2J3g?=rhgboWBt3ItoY4Dc

You live for punishment and you can't see
That the boots pressing down on your neck
Pray at the altar in your temple of pain
He commands, get on your knees
Yes, daddy, punish me

>>938411723
try me im hated for a reason

>>938411744
Gay

>>938411812
Still no proof

>>938411847
it's song lyrics

>>938411872
Go ahead test my bluff lol remember you're ruled over

>>938410251
yeah but you guise seem fun

>>938412007
Still waiting on that proof

>>938412019
Kill yourself tranny faggot

>>938412063
ok test your strength amongst this hammer of unbiased justice

i wanna see how many heavy bonks you get till you act right.

>>938412019
It sure is something here.

Still waiting

>>938412324
Say the special words niggerfaggot for free trips i can sense your fear btw

No u

>>938412068
not nice!

>>938412402
Still no proof

>>938412539
You'll see your proof but i ain't executioner or judge im the sod who has to grab your wrists

i get atleast 10 niggers retarded noggers per day wrangled it's been like idk 3 months since i wrangled a tard here

>>938412612
So you can't actually do anything?

>>938412765
If you believe this try me

>>938412870
I mean, you still haven't posted any proof

>>938412951
mjölnir thirsts they ate 6 already 4 spaces left try me

What

>>938413047
In forum or online community lingo, “Mjolnir” is sometimes used metaphorically to mean:
• A moderator’s “banhammer” — just like Thor’s hammer, it’s a powerful weapon that only certain people (mods/admins) can wield to strike down trolls, spammers, or rule-breakers.

So are you going to do anything or what?

I love my wife.

>>938413356
Im a genie say the special words niggerfaggot i'm the strongest

Still waiting for proof

In many older forums (especially in edgy or 4chan-style communities), trolls would bait users into saying prohibited words, either as a joke or to get them banned.
The “Mjolnir” reference would mean the speaker is jokingly portraying themselves as a gatekeeper with a powerful hammer — like Thor’s — but instead of worthiness (in Marvel’s sense), the “test” is deliberately impossible or self-destructive.

It’s basically an in-group meme:
• Mjolnir = power, control, moderator hammer.
• “Say the special words” = a fake initiation ritual.
• Slurs = deliberately edgy shock

So you're just autistic. Got it

>>938414011
mjölnir wants a sacrifice niggerfaggot

>>938414118
You're not trying me I want you test your strength against the mightiest hammer pussy

Still waiting for proof btw

Also thoughts?

vro test me i cary this big stick

i run this forest my only goal to fight wk
tap the ground for traps
i don't get fooled
with my net im looking for a pet

hey gock is this real

>>938414714
it definitely isn't im absolutely showing im over 9,000 im definitely not bluffing

>>938414874
Proof?

>>938414874
Also, you missed his post>>938414653

>>938414898
try me find out i literally have everyone shaking because most know im not bluffing im get you hit till your mind right

>>938414982
Still no proof

>>938412452
I'm not a nice person. I'm quite mean and think lots of people should die and effectively genocided.

>>938415034
try me i have never in 20years not seen a tard stop

>>938415102
Proof?

Grok kill >>938414714 this guy.

try me i have seen medical retards stop literally sub 70iq

wrath or rude or ill smash your skull every fuck up

>>938415253
I pwost! Gaaoooo!Tee hee hee
Anonny!

>>938415253
thankf uck ive been waiting for this day

>>938415441
Proof?

>>938416016
try me you'll witness the powah lol nep is literally diagnosed asocial and even he got right
hell argue bit wont try he hates the hammer now

>>938416111
So... proof?

>>938415966
I suppose I love this life, In spite of my clenched fist.
Hello, you.

>>938415096
you don't really mean that, you just need to run a bath then have some warm milk and cookies

ain't that right murder puppy? wanna act tough try me ill crucify you as an example

>>938416193
whats good girlie
you ready for our matching tattoo appointment

>>938416262
Last night I used a whetstone on my knife, cleanest kill I've had so far.
Otherwise I've just been thinking.
I've been thinking a saint peter's cross would be nice, with the crossed keys so it's clear what it means. Modern day pseudo christians seeing an inverted cross and clutching pearls is always so annoying.

didn't expect volunteers especially one with cptsd

>>938416395
you say that like you never sharpened it before
damn idk if i can match a religious one

>>938416202
No I do. I am fueled by hatred.

>>938416521
I usually use a pull sharpener, when I was younger and I was first getting into knives I remember I was super technical and procedural about it, never got a great sharpness.. I just found a whetstone, passed for a while at a good angle and it turned out great.
What should we get?

>>938416721
hey nep nep try me you know i'm not really ever joking

>>938416721
i need something other than a kitchen knife to sharpen but i like stones
im gonna get a chunk of sodium and your gonna get a glass of water because when we mix were explosive B)

>>938416202
Are you sono

>>938416906
sono isn't one person but it's mostly 2

>>938416889
I have a "frontier 1917", I sawed most of the front guard off to use it more comfortably.
Yeah stones are cool, I like stones too.
A bowl of forks and a microwave, fire hazard lol.
>>938416906
Wishes so hard lol

lol

i'd say did but it's literally older posters
>>938417184
how's your dog oh right it died hows the rabbit oh yea it died

>>938417184
funny lookin ahh
i like crunchging them in my mouth
bleach and ammonia

>>938417184
I have to ask every "new" person that comes here if they're sono, that's just how it works

i get that
its really hard to tell when its him, hes very subtle

>>938417325
somo is literally always old posters and semi unknown you never asked me
according to teen he just turned 30 which i won't doubt

>>938417354
Kek
>>938417316
For something that seems so unwieldy, it can do most things decently, more of a camp knife though, a kitchen knife is still better for cooking and whatnot, jack of all trades?
People look at me weird when they hear me crunch hard candy, lole.
Hamster and socks.

ive seem that bun zoomer wannabe crying for forgiveness not even nepy saw for some reason

>>938417503
thats a lot of trades to jack off, idk
what am i suoppose to do, suck on it? thats what i do in the BEDROO, not with candy!!!
i dont get this one

>>938417503
why is alice you bestie now :)

bestie :3

>>938417325
John Gatekeep, thank you for your service.
o7
>>938417599
Reminds me of that dude on facebook asking for baby names for his son, and people told him Jack, last name Ingof.
Waoh so quirky, quirkmeister.
https://youtu.be/RyVzxWow3OM?si=s3w3C31bDYxsXyXD

>>938417745
i had a patient who had the same first and last name and like, did their parents want that kid to be set up for failure
what
thats pretty fucked up poor thing

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, guillotine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

>>938417803
i remember you got fired from hospitals in 2019. Tech?

>>938417803
How come is it to get John or Joe 's?
What?
A campfire and a marshmellow.

>>938417901
Common... how common.

>>938417901
>got drivers license in 2024

>>938417866
you're really bad at this
>>938417901
no it wasnt like johnson, it would have just been john john, it was weird af
i wanna be the squishy one

>>938417966
sure...

I'm going by jill_02 not jules jill because jill is older and american

>>938417979
i didnt even have my current license at that point, so yeah youre bad at this lol

bmi check

>>938418156
lie bit it is ok

>>938418189
What are they lying about?

>>938418185
im literally mostly muscle so high
i was like 13 moving 300lb of concrete most the day

>>938417966
Major Major! https://youtube.com/shorts/7qWXus1DVzM?si=0OZ8qBnYdjEDwOa7
Squishmallow.
I'm dehydrated, I can drink IV saline, right?

>>938418302
I might actually be able to crush your skull with my hands

imma measure my hands span again it's abnormally large

>>938418302
i have a squcihmallow gengar for when im really sad :(
technically you could but it tastes really fucking bad, you dont normally drink something that salty, i keep those lil electrolyte powder mixes in my bag in case i need them instead

10 inches pinky to thumb

>>938418185
20.1 standard

>>938418532
my bad 9.75

>>938418156
It's always funny how confidently wrong he is.
>>938418469
Gengar is really cool.
I've tasted worse. I buy those 500ml/1lt bottles of saline.
Horse electrolytes?

i have werewolves hands lol my piano teacher said pianist fingers also while i was told to play camptown races 4x a day

>>938418469
You wanna challenge a nearly total recall faggot?
sorry frendo died from chinese

what the fuck are you smoking dude lol
>>938418637
eh eats dreams and doesnt afraid of anything
i only need saline for cleaning but it doesnt taste good, idk
im noT PLAYING THE FUCKING HORSE GACHA

>>938419121
Lol
I'm a resourceful man.
UMAZING!

i thought the schizo stuff was just a larp why did he lie

>>938416906
this is the first time ive posted in this thread
>>938417184
who is sono, if i can be mistaken for them then they must be alright

>>938418464
9.7" at 5'8

>>938419315
the one with the floppy coat sleeves kinda cute thoug

>>938419316
i can actually measure my hands but it will kill your ego i have gorilla paws

>>938419382
close! you remind me of my bloodie but he's a tripfag mostly like me because obfuscation

>>938419397
Agnes Tachyon, she is blessed with amazing speed but a weak body.
So she researches to find ways to fix it.
She made the trainer glow in the dark for a week.

i remember sops fatty shield and jacks and remember fall
>>938419706
virgin lol

>>938419706
damn she was cute but agnes is a 90 year old lady name
thats too young for me

him posting cp for a year sure wasn't a larp though that's for sure

>>938419756
There is one called Symboli Rudolf, I like her because she always comes up with the shittiest puns, her friends always try to stop her lol.

rekt the fags
im literally the master race kek

>>938419940
stromboli reindeer

>>938420017
There is Symboli Rudolf, Symboli Sirius, and Kris S Symboli, the last one seems your type.

>>938420122
what thef uck is my type

neet thread

>>938420392
Kris S. Symboli.

>>938420530
Kill yourself tranny faggot nigger lover.

>>938420530
neat threed
>>938420623
yeah i dont get what you mean by tye though

>>938420530
im not actually a neet im skilled in
and trained brick layer or mason although mason to normalfags implies schizo shit not someone invited to stag parties with a ritual which is all it is
it's nothing you'd care about it's just guys helping people less fortunate

shriners are masons they
actually give a lot to others

its so insulting to hear masonry with andrenochrome schizo nonsense they're very good but human. they literally paid for my best friend to live

:3

>>938423277
>>938423277