Thread 938440674

s/fur

Howdy Edition

meowdy

Yeah, no thought was put into the title. I'm not quite awake yet.

>>938440738

meowdy to you too

you just gunna stand there and not say howdy?

>>938440830

>~like a Japanese cowboy~
>~like a blizzard in June~

Howdy, Lich

>>938440901
howdy there partner!

>>938440980

go on...

The furry ranching indusry is prolly bigger than the human one per capita. furries prolly more protein than humans.

>>938441067

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GaPJdKstwxY

>>938441053
Artist is husdur. That's the latest one. There's two earlier ones.

I have so few pics that even suggest farming, much less, ranching.
White culture is one that forgets that their food needs to be grown.

>>938441226

Thanks.

I prolly have more pics that suggest hunter gatherer than i do agriculture.

Eh, you're not exactly beholden to the theme.

how
dee

>>938441587
Into the abattoir you go!

>>938441666
but I work in meat industry

>>938441724
Any juicy NDA breaking gossip?

Or is that a threat to food security?!

>>938441756
not really, you don't fuck with someone food

It was in that Defense of Food book I read a few years back. The author 'buys' a cow. He pays for all its meds, food, care, and whatever entails buying a cow on a meat ranch.
He wanted to go see his cow get slaughtered. But they wouldn't let him despite him owning the cow. they said it was a matter of food security.
food security isn't about how secure your food is; has it been tampered with or any of that nonsense. it about food availability, its about can you reliably find a meal every day, unlike 20% or more of the world.
why cant we do journalism on the butchering of our food supply? Are you not proud of the processes that go on behind closed doors? and then put out a product that the world uses to stay alive?!

I HAVE TO WATER PLANTS TODAY!

>>938442010
>>938442105
>>938442124
Don't eat meat. That's the most ethical option, until we get vat meat, anyway.

>>938442234
I buy a pack of bacon once every 3-4 months. I render it down and save all the fat. That is usually my meat for the next week or two and my animal product in the form of a butter substitute for the next 3 months.

>>938442413
Well, that's a bit weird and disturbing but from a utilitarian perspective, it's certainly preferable to factory farming pigs.

The next pizza I make, possibly today, will prolly just be a grilled onion pizza.
the onions will be fried in a cast iron pan in that very batch of bacon grease i keep around.

which reminds me I need to take the cheese out of the freezer.

>>938442530
White culture humans just fry the bacon up, and dab out the fat with paper towels and throw it out. Or worse, dump it all down the sink.

>>938442605
MASSIVE

fursi gey

>>938442608

I pat down my oven bake pizzas to remove excess grease.

would 'feeling the electricity' be a bad thing?

>>938442918
I pat down my easy bake oven to remove excess grease.

>>938442605
>girl
>cheating in bf6 beta

>cat
>girl
>eating cheese
>battle
>field
>beta
>huge
>breaking news

Heading out now. I need to poke my head in the dollar store on the way to work.

Jelly bread

hi twit

pat pat

ima go water plants now
and then fug off

>>938444105
Henlo patty
>>938444122
L8r bones

Frig off, ricky!

>>938444911
Nick gay

Uhh...

lmao

>>938442234
LMAO

I agree with cat

>>938440674 (OP)
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>>938440674 (OP)
I'm trying to get into Valkyrie drive new dawn.

>>938447658
I feel like I've watched an anime with that name.

s/fur getting quieter and quieter

>>938450392
Hey, I just got here from the other thread, can I ask why you all are hating on me for liking 50 Cent? If you didn't know, it was a nickname I was given from one of my friends who thought I was kind of gangster-ish, even though I

>>938452298
The fuck you on about

>>938451190
>>938452298
32 minute gap and still alive - RIP /b/

Never been to a con before, how awkward are they to attend if you don't know anyone there? Really don't know any furries irl.

>>938440674 (OP)
howdy all

>>938452889
Yee-haw etc

>>938440674 (OP)
The Steam Deck is probably the most exciting console to come out in the past 20 years

>>938453258
You're exactly retarded enough for this thread

>>938442010
Why didn't he slaughter it himself

At least he can emulate on the steamed dicks

>>938452779
I've only been to a couple cons, one of which being a furry con, but both times I went with a friend
it's probably not as fun going alone, but it could still be worth it

is dat sum parsnip? if so, hi parsnip

pat pat

was I too hard on parsnip the other night?

If you have to ask...

well anyway, I bought a cow adopt

post moo

nah

Actually, ok
Do you think her pigtails make her look really young?
https://litter.catbox.moe/6r042fwcs8lyh1mz.png

no, she looks cute :3

yay!

no bully parsnip :(

Parsnip already goes hard on himself
And by himself, I mean his peanits

well said

tot

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I'd be curious to see what my hormone levels are like now
they must be relatively normal with the way I'm feeling and dreams I'm having

do you fly?

well I actually did in my last dream
that dream was weird, lots of moving parts
but towards there was a big dragon in the sky that I flew over to and it became some cartoony furry herm
brain said "oh, I wanna fuck this giant creature," I walked up under it, and ate its weird chimera dragon ass

>>938459984
*towards the end

pizza dough

>>938450392
I mean, do you really want threads full of Twitter loudmouths?
really?

>>938460146
EXCUSE YOU

guh

4 twitch
or bunslut
whoever shows up first
https://i.4cdn.org/an/1755207076556879.jpg

booba

silence wench!

hmm should I finally get a skirt?

1 step at a time, get yourself a modern kilt.

>yfw the furries here are glowniggers

How come janitor applications are for every board except /b/?

>>938461167
wrong Edgar reaction
you need this one

scottish appropriation
>>938460869
Denim

>>938461311
>>938461266
and wrong reply
my brain ain't braining today

>>938461306
my family is Scots-Irish, even the family name
my dad always wanted a kilt when we'd go to the Renaissance Faire

>>938461346
hey in my defense I'm literally mostly Scots-Irish and a bit of English
at least I think I am
I've never tested my DNA

also jewish (self hating-honorary)

?

i want a leather duster

Cottontail papilloma is nasty stuff, shoot on sight and dispose of body with cleansing flames

I am not even remotely Jewish
just my hair

>>938461448
??

>>938461454
but its how we get jackalopes

Lich cowboy
>>938461499
They don't grow the cool horns, sadly

i need to fry an onion soon for toppings

>>938461542
oh yeah
yehaw theme or sumting...

Did you know Dash is a glownigger stationed out of San Diego!

>>938461725
how did you know?!

onion time

onyon soop

so twitch is both mexican and jewish? how does that happen?

what

well I know the depresso is getting better
because both horny and *really* want a motorcycle
god I'm dying to die

gae

gae for women
I really need to get to work tomorrow
hopefully I'll have enough money for a bike by the time I get my license
gear is gonna be like $1500 but that's fine

idk what to do now

no, grilled (in this case fried) onion pizza.

Play BF6

play BF IRL

IRL servers suck

>>938463270
are the mods hogging all the skins?

>>938463316
Yes, just look at /k/
>>938463379
it me

unagi is playing IRL BF6 rn

The middle east servers?

I don't wanna play on the Taiwan servers.

>>938463180
I'm playing the acoustic guitar instead
practicing Zelda music and some Metallica

>>938463481
he gonna die

I sleep

>>938463624
kinda crazy with only 6 weeks left to learn moonlight sonata

onion pizza out of the oven.

>Did you see those guys from Hammerfell? They have curved swords!
>Curved!
>Swords!

That line is about penises, right?

>>938464424
that would be The Lusty Argonian Maid and the euphemisms about the loaf.

And the spear. Can't forget about the spear.

>>938463924
still practicing that too
just switched over to piano

>>938464533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZhTz9N6tTw

Elton John
That was the deranged hippy they got to do all the piano.

I think
fug am I getting my bucket fax wrong again?

Rolled 1 (1d4)

how many hours should I practice piano today?

Rolled 4 (1d4)

oh come on, an hour isn't enough
it's gotta be at least 2

I prolly am
ignore me

>>938464612
I'll have to give it a listen in a bit when my arms are too tired to keep playing

>>938464638
>>938464686
might be him, I vaguely remember reading something about him playing with him, but it could have been someone else

>>938464728
god damn it, I knew it
this is what I asked for

I remember something about it too. but becasue no one ever puts Bucket on their top 100 greatest guitarists off all time lists, there' so little media about Bucket that gets effectively pointed to.

>Be at my uncles house for some party
>Bored out of my mind
>Sit in a corner on a couch
>Basket of magazines
>Rolling Stone
>100 greatest guitarists of all time
Hey maybe Buckethead is in there
>Buckethead is not in there.
>Party at uncles house gets worse.

>>938464950
that's because people are retarded, and those lists probably aren't made by musicians
I've been playing guitar for 15 years
Buckethead is top 10, or even top 5
he is one of my inspirations

>>938465013
Even out of sheer volume of the crap he's made he deserves a spot. fucking somewhere!

I still play Nottingham Lace whenever I tune to drop C

How long has he been on the scene? I feel like you usually need to have a 30+ year career before showing up on those lists.

>>938465065
true
I guarantee every kid who grew up playing Guitar Hero would put him on the top 100, if not top 10 or higher
I still can't play Jordan

Bucket prolly has more albums than all the songs made by the top 15 combined

>>938465103
about 35 years
I think Bucketheadland was 1992 or 93?
I mean he's played with Guns N Roses so he's up there

Bucket has really old stuff from the 80s

For like a year, then they dumped him for some other dude

Jordan in the GH2 days: was the hardest song in the game, but no necessarily the most popular.

And there I was in a different basket, liking the song, not because it was hard, but because there were no lyrics.
Weird times of me coming to the realization that I didn't like lyrics in my music. after my entire childhood of not really listening to ANY music.

Enter the Chicken is actually a fucking banger of an album
it is weird, most definitely in the category of Avant-garde, but it is really good

>>938465272
it was, I remember my older brother having it
I got Guitar Hero 3 right after that
I sucked at the game and always have lol
it's funny tho, I think Enter The Chicken is his best album because he has so many different people on there with their own lyrics
it's pretty diverse, I really like it

i eated enough pizza
and the breads look decent
now wut

>clean stove a few days ago of all the nasty ass grease and shit my housemate fug all over it.
>gets ruined today from one of them boiling over an artichoke.

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