Thread 938493325

s/fur

No Pants Allowed Edition

>>938493743
Actual art

>>938493871
the original is on twooter but its too big. lots of stuff here right up Cats alley.

>>938493940
Stop knowing what kind of art I like.

I find it weird that Tijuana has a higher density of crap than San Diego.

floof

it's cozy down here

There a Katia in progress in Santa Barbara

>>938494208
is this a bunker-type situation?

>>938494344
just making use of the spare room

I see

vagoo

>>938495149

Nick, is that you?

hmm

Bancroft Press:
>market accepts agented submissions only

also Bancroft Press:
>50% of books from first-time authors. 80% from unagented writers.

i will now disappear for the entire weekend

>>938496282

We should be so lucky.

I mean, Have a good weekend.

this day is going so slow

indeed

>>938496370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

>>938497129

I am. But at least I'm motivated.

>>938497329
Motivated by lust.

>>938497375

I mean...

I don't think that writing a novel is going to suddenly have every woman wanting to hook up with me.

If I can convince myself that it works that way, I might get a manuscript or two submitted in the near future.

On the plus side, I've had nearly 40 uninterrupted minutes minutes of working on the things that I need to be working on.

On the minus side, the mere mention of my writing ambitions have killed the thread for more than half an hour.

>>938499289
It's not your fault this place has been fucking dying for a while

I'm already dead inside

>>938500249
boop

>>938500298
ba

>>938500327
how you doin deeb?

>>938500386
fine ig, shleepy
hbu

>>938500419
kinda the same
adjusting to the e making me horny like I'm a teenager again lmao
I can't say I was expecting it but I can't complain

>>938500465
its got me bad recently

>>938500465
Record yourself blowing huge loads and post it. Ya know for science

you're always dead inside

>>938500549
no girly to help you with that?

>>938500571
they've always been small loads
but damn that one last night with the lovense was really nice, prostate orgasms are amazing and full body, makes me cum like a woman
had to go for round two, done it twice in the past couple of weeks which used to be super rare

>>938500633
got nowhere to do
should do in like 2 weeks tho friends got a free house for a bit

>>938500698
ah, yeah I can see how that would be an issue
two weeks isn't too bad I guess

I really need a tall thicc trans gf to dick me down

>>938500732
its rough when i've got someone being a tease but cant do anything

>>938500800
I know how that goes
usually I'm the tease tho

>>938500860
think my gf would kill me if i did anything but i've been liking guys again recently

>>938500944
the struggles of being bi is real
sometimes you want a cute girl, sometimes you want a big strong man
I'm sure it can be tough to deal with with a partner

gay

>>938501034
is what it is ig

>>938501090
i am a massive faggot yes

I need a grill to suck my balls

I wish there was a way to root your phone without having to wipe it

bisexuakity / pansexuality / hornysexuality can be a pain

>>938501337
God I love those fucking cats

>>938501337
facts

highly-needed beer-30

>>938501631
I'm dying for my fix tonight too

>>938501202
Factual
>>938501410
That's not how a prank works

>>938501675
Post the one where he's coming absolute buckets

why does my brain think any wetness could possibly be cum

Its aids

>>938501905
because you're a pervert

>>938501950
That's not even fatal anymore so that'd be lame

>>938502022
funny, most here think I'm a prude

>>938502236

left is hotter

>button brings up Bad Company
Lion of taste, of course
>>938502043
Sorry, its Dire AIDS. Its like AIDS but Dire

>>938502284
ya

>>938502321
oh hell ya

damn I need to keep playing guitar and build up calluses again
my fingies kinda hurt, especially my pinkie
then again one of the greatest neoclassical guitar songs ever written by an absolute prodigy isn't the best choice while out of practice

rub them on 600 grit sandpaper

>>938502718
no
I'm just going to have to practice the keyboard in the meantime
I'm getting better at sweep picking, but I still have a ways to go before I've mastered Altitudes
I hope Jason Becker gets Neuralink one day
that would be crazy to see him pick up a guitar for the first time in nearly 40 years

sorry, 1200 grit
600 is too coarse for babby skin

Buckethead may be great, but Jason Becker was a true prodigy
his dad played classical guitar, Jason started at 5 years old, and by 17 he wrote the greatest neoclassical guitar piece ever written
nothing tops Altitudes, nothing
fucking genius, and a guitar god younger than anyone else
and I'm going to learn it

Do you guys think?

>>938504434
no, what's that?

>>938504479
horrors beyond your imagination

>>938504525
idk what imagination is either
sounds cursed

oh to be an amoeba

Beer, Battlefield, drum, n' Bass

oh, and Boobs

but unfortunately, no Buds

Coors will do

you know what I meant

Altitudes is just as fun on keyboard as it is on guitar
I swear I'm better at keyboard than guitar, and I don't understand how
guitar is really, really hard
it feels like an intermediate piece on keyboard, but on guitar it's literally guitar god territory
piano is easier to learn than guitar, but the skill ceiling is absolutely insane

your a pianist
you play with penis

fuck it, I'm going to learn Altitudes on piano first and record it
it seems to be a better foundation for me and I don't know why
*then* I'll do Moonlight Sonata

feels like my dad only texts me when he finds a bad news story
bleh

Back from arcade bar. Saw some cute furry trans girls but was with fren so couldn't do anything. Got a delicious pizza though

>>938506464
why, is your friend a prude?

>>938506573
Basically, lmao. She definitely doesn't understand fur

>>938506706
Let alone trans and let alone wingmanning. For me

>>938506464
I mean you could have

>>938506744
Eh. I'll probably go back tomorrow and hopefully they're there

>>938506782
you probably already blew your chance
better luck next time

>>938506830
Lol, they've been there plenty of times

anyone else ever feel like the world is out to destroy all the things you like?

yes

>>938506913
The arcade is mecca for weirdos

Yes

Why are furry artists so bad at drawing fur? It ends up looking like body paint most of the time.

I don't fuckin know man

>>938507235
this has been a problem due to style or laziness for decades now.

everyone's a critic

>>938506913
oh, nice
definitely say hi to them at some point
how do you know the trans girls were furries?
were they wearing ears and stuff?

my autism and ADHD is compelling me to keep playing
I must improov
I must play Altitudes on piano

>>938508505
Tails

>>938508699
cool
I've only ever worn my tail to Renaissance Faire when I was really high on benzos lol

Heads

Sides

this could have been parsnip

gay

too depressed
gonna just go to bed

i know that feel

>>938510351
night

Hmm haven't gotten lewd in a while should I fap or just go to sleep?

no lewd
no fap
no sleep

SUFFER
SUFFAH SNIP

>>938511632
Then what do

Cool story Bros

>>938511689

Review the last book you read, the last movie you watched, or the last video game that you played.

See who responds and why.

>>938512274
Last movie I watched was Shrek 2 last video game I played was destiny 2

watching this cosplay competition makes me really want to bring my dream to life

a what

Just let your dreams be memes

>>938512653
it's on twitch
sodapoppin, emiru and a few others are doing a cosplay competition
the top ones are fucking amazing

>checks /cgl/
>cant find anything
>utterly confused.

>>938512743
>otkfags
cringe
expected something actually good but you know

>Don't know anyone who calls it 'soda pop'
>know nothing about an irate emu
>fucking
>amazing

>>938512863
didn't ask
still very impressive

afaik the cosplay scene has a collapse due to bs drama and what not, according to this one guy who used to do it a decade ago. Sad
>>938512885
jingling keys are too

>>938512935
nah
if these people are spending a year or more on costumes then that's a lot of work
I can only hope that my idea, if I ever bring it to life, is even a fraction as good as these costumes

but are they practical or do they fall apart in the slightest breeze?
can you run from a derailed train in these ridiculous getups?
are the ones that are supposed to be armored, actually armored?

IS IT JUST LAME ASS FACE MAKEUP OR IS IT AN ACTUAL TATTOO DESGNED FOR QUICK ACCESS TO MAGIC?

ARE THEY COVERED IN KEYS?!

IS THIS WHAT THEY WEAR EVERY DAY?!??! EITHER BECASUE THEY ACTUALLY LIKE WEARING IT EVERY DAY OR BECASUE THE JOB THEY HAVE DEMANDS SUCH AN INTIMIDATING VISAGE!

>>938513082
no, these are mostly made of foam latex, that's what the pros in costume design for movies use a lot of the time if they aren't using silicone
it holds up pretty well, but yeah, you still gotta be careful

>>938513107
some of this makeup is unbelievable
the winner just got first place in the overall, and in makeup for doing Zane from Borderlands with a cel shading style
it's absolutely insane

>>938513166
it's mostly for fun, but of course there's money involved too

Burn the cosplayers.

>>938513264
their costumes are probably highly flammable.
On top of the idea that they are supposed to be pyromancers.

>>938513264
fuck you, costume design is awesome

I agree with cat
also nuke the entirety of southern commiefornia and round up dirty twitch streamer niggers for the alaskan coal camps

>>938513362
fuck you too, scrublord

>>938513377
cope, sneed and dilate

>>938513362
yes

>>938513452
uncultured swine

>>938513521
>diy troonshine
>cringe bands
>homecuck
>
>>938513544
I have better taste than you

https://youtu.be/k3Xy4D19qbE
neat

>>938513615
you are a pleb with no appreciation for art and craftsmanship

>>938513957
rong

>>938514076
you wouldn't know quality craftsmanship and costumes if you were standing on a movie set

>>938512670

Five nights ago, I dreamt for the first time about a mysterious woman named Monica. She has been in my dreams every night since then.

I'm honestly a little alarmed. (Scare'roused perhaps, but still mildly alarmed.)

>>938512380

But did you enjoy them?

>>938514106
I have something called eyeees

>>938514296
and no brain

>>938514113
Namira, the deadric god of rot and decay and not nice stuff invaded my dream last night. I haven't even finished the main part of her quest yet and I barely pick her mushrooms!

fuck I really want to get into costume design
my costume idea has been on the back burner for almost 9 years, and I'm really starting to find some inspiration after this cosplay contest
as if I need *another* hobby....

>>938514446

Namira is a nice name at least.

>>938514496
speshul eyes

>>938514528
MY BRAND!

god I love AI
these images I generated 1.5 years ago really highlight my creativity despite my lack of artistry
thank god for AI making my vision one step closer to reality

>>938514707
>>938514707
>>938514707