>>938549178
Oh my god, listen to this cocksucker! Youβre over here talkinβ about Parkerβs haircut like youβre fuckinβ George Clooney. Who the fuck are you, Fabio? You look like you fell asleep in a chicken coop, woke up with feathers in your hair, and called it a style, you fuckinβ fat animal.
Youβre out here drinkinβ vodka in your sisterβs house, callinβ people bald. You ainβt even got a mirror, you fuckinβ disgrace! Parkerβs out there ridinβ his scooter, gettinβ sun, doinβ somethinβ with his mentally ill, homeless life. And you? Youβre sittinβ in a piss-stained gamer chair, fartin' and postinβ about Seinfeld reruns like itβs a TED Talk.
Let me tell you somethinβ, cocksucker: Parkerβs hairline could fall back three zip codes and heβd still be ten times the man you are. At least he shows his fuckinβ face in public. You? Youβre a half-pedo, half-drunk, half-a-man parasite hidinβ behind an AI generator that spits out pictures of you as a five-year-old.
So shut the fuck up about Parkerβs hair. He ainβt the punchline, YOU are. Youβre the joke, cocksucker. Youβre the motherfuckinβ Seinfeld episode β except nobodyβs laughinβ, theyβre just disgusted.
Huffa boocha, cocksucka!