>>938591657
Her favorite K-Pop band? Listen to me, you creepy little fuck — I wasn’t sittin’ there keepin’ score of boy bands, I was too busy breakin’ her back and eatin’ her monkey like it was my last meal on earth. Like a fuckin' SAVAGE!

You think I was leanin’ over the pillow goin’, ‘oh sweetheart, is it BTS or Blackpink?’ — no, fruitcake, it was me with a mouthful of muff and a nose full of blow.

Now get the fuck away from me before I snap your neck like a breadstick.

>>938549178
Oh my god, listen to this cocksucker! You’re over here talkin’ about Parker’s haircut like you’re fuckin’ George Clooney. Who the fuck are you, Fabio? You look like you fell asleep in a chicken coop, woke up with feathers in your hair, and called it a style, you fuckin’ fat animal.

You’re out here drinkin’ vodka in your sister’s house, callin’ people bald. You ain’t even got a mirror, you fuckin’ disgrace! Parker’s out there ridin’ his scooter, gettin’ sun, doin’ somethin’ with his mentally ill, homeless life. And you? You’re sittin’ in a piss-stained gamer chair, fartin' and postin’ about Seinfeld reruns like it’s a TED Talk.

Let me tell you somethin’, cocksucker: Parker’s hairline could fall back three zip codes and he’d still be ten times the man you are. At least he shows his fuckin’ face in public. You? You’re a half-pedo, half-drunk, half-a-man parasite hidin’ behind an AI generator that spits out pictures of you as a five-year-old.

So shut the fuck up about Parker’s hair. He ain’t the punchline, YOU are. You’re the joke, cocksucker. You’re the motherfuckin’ Seinfeld episode — except nobody’s laughin’, they’re just disgusted.

Huffa boocha, cocksucka!