Thread 938590851

new thread, new deal

good evening. I love lily. I want her to be my gf.

>>938590910
>new thread, new deal
that phrase reminds me of that NewJeans song where Minji says "New hair, new tee. New jeans, do you see?"

>>938591188
That was not what I had in mind, but I am glad it reminded you of something you enjoy <3

>what's my motherfuckin' name,
HIGAAA, my NIGGERRRR,

>>938591269
part of me wants to believe you're a secret newjeans enjoyer and this thread is how i discover it. i'm keepin my eyes on you babsy!!!

>>938591370
mayaaaaaaa higaaaaaa

>>938591407
Kpop is definitely not my thing, but I don't wanna yuck your yum. I had an ex that was crazy about it, but she didn't force me to engage in it.

i came close to breaking for allison last night -_-
thankfully i was able to stop myself
it's now been 469 days since i last...

>>938590910
What's the deal?

he's keeping his damn eye on u babs

>>938591560
>I had an ex that was crazy about it, but she didn't force me to engage in it.
if i may ask, which group was her favorite?

>>938591581
...took a shit in the coffee pot

>>938591581
. . . raped a dolphin ?

>>938591669
ummm...yeah...sure...

>>938591741
see
>>938591744

>>938591657
It's a mix of me not caring enough and not remembering anymore, that was like 15 years ago and there were so many group names I didn't care for. However I could ask her some time if you want, we still occasionally talk.
She's still into Kpop btw.
>>938591651
So I better behave!
>>938591631
I cum, you cum.
>>938591581
good girl

>>938591763
rimmed a rhino ?

>>938591837
>good girl
(^///^)

>>938591869
mhm

>>938591657
Her favorite K-Pop band? Listen to me, you creepy little fuck — I wasn’t sittin’ there keepin’ score of boy bands, I was too busy breakin’ her back and eatin’ her monkey like it was my last meal on earth. Like a fuckin' SAVAGE!

You think I was leanin’ over the pillow goin’, ‘oh sweetheart, is it BTS or Blackpink?’ — no, fruitcake, it was me with a mouthful of muff and a nose full of blow.

Now get the fuck away from me before I snap your neck like a breadstick.

>>938591651
my eyes are peeled!!!
>>938591837
>However I could ask her some time if you want, we still occasionally talk.
please do!!! i'm curious!

>>938591837
you're always well behaved except when you aren't ;)
>>938592002
i dub you choli the vigilant

>>938591837
Hold the fuck up, "Babs" — you expect me to believe you had some ex 15 years ago into K-Pop? Cocksucker, the only woman you’ve ever been inside of was your mother, and even then it was probably against her will.

You ain’t talkin’ to no ex, you’re talkin’ to the voices in your head while you sit in your cum-stained gamer chair. ‘We still occasionally talk’ — yeah, every time you pull your pud and whisper to the ceiling fan.

Fuck outta here with that fairy tale, Babs, before I call your mom up and get the REAL setlist out of her fuckin' monkey.

J-TARD JUST GOT BODIED

>>938592093
choli the vigilant farmer

choli the poorly created persona

>>938591921
my good girl :3
>>938592002
She'll have some questions, but I'll find an excuse.
Anyways, how are you today?
>>938592093
I am always well behaved!

>>938592346
you're going to need to bait harder than that

>>938592361
>I am always well behaved!

>>938592361
>Anyways, how are you today?
i'm well! how are you doin' on this fine sunday evening?

>>938592263
what class do u think, paladin?
>>938592361
not trueeeee i know the truth

>>938592503
To be precise it's already Monday morning, but I still got some more of my summer vacay! Meaning: I'm excellent!
>>938592540
oh my! who told you? who betrayed me?

>>938592571
i bear witness myself!!! you can be very lewd

>>938592540
mage always mage (w-what are we pickin' classes for? i think something went over my head!)
>>938592571
for some reason i always forget you're over 12 hours ahead of me. How much more vacation do ya got left?

>>938592692
me? nooo
I am innocent!

early milk time because it'll wake me up

>>938592771
plenty, and I have got another even bigger one a little later this year
I have so much overtime that I need to get rid of

>>938592771
i'm writing down your character sheet silly
>>938592782
cmon babs you don't need to lie to me!

>>938592927
we're writing character sheets? :o
Ok, I can be lewd - rarely nowadays.

I've decided that this evening I will be masturbating over Daisy Ridley.

>>938593084
good choice! but its always better with buds

>>938593058
i'll give u that it's rare, tho >>938593058 is at least implicitly lewd...

what about u babs what's ur character?

>>938592925
>plenty, and I have got another even bigger one a little later this year
yay!!!!! are ya gonna go visit your family again for your 2nd vacation?
>>938592927
make me a gnome fire mage thats what i always played in wow

>>938593213
I don't even know the setting! :o
I need a little help here!
>>938593214
Yesyes! Family time is a must.

>>938593214
ok wizard or sorcerer? wizards learn their magic sorcerers are born with it
>>938593323
you know, medieval fantasy, the usual shtick

>>938593323
lovely!!!
>>938593354
sorcerer sounds cooler so i'm going with that

>>938593354
So Tech-Priest is not an option. That's what I wanted to know. Alright, highborn warrior it is then.
>>938593447
no u

>>938593447
i always knew u had it in u choli
>>938593671
my hero :))

>>938593727
Uh oh. Maybe once there has been some character progression. Heros rarely start out that way. :P

>>938593849
i like to play a simple country boy bonking evil with my big hammer

>>938593895
Blacksmith was the first character that came to mind before I envisioned an entirely different arc. We have so much in common.

>>938593671
<33
time for me to go grind some more overwatch (i hit diamond 2 nights ago and i'm now going for challenger)
>>938593727
of course of course

>>938594043
I remember
I congratulated you :3
good luck!

>>938594032
being twin souls w/ babs <333
>>938594043
EVERYONE SAY GOOD LUCK CHOLI

>>938594442
leggggs

>>938594548
i don't even know what part of babs to obsess over

>>938594583
it's always the tummy

>>938594629
you do know me so well

>>938594442
dear god, that's a yummy pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqvcww4ydh8
BLASTING THIS PLAYING OVERWATCH

>>938594859
we are men of culture
>>938595006
and apparently so is allison ... well at least "of culture"

i'm uncultured trash tbqh

>>938595210
Wouldn't expect anything else from anyone coming out of Marfa

>>938595006
i try i try
>>938595135
it's the freckles and whatnot

>>938595240
when it was clear i wasn't marfa material, my hands were tied behind my back and an enormous papier-mâché likeness of me was placed over my head. i was placed rear-facing on the back of a donkey, which was then driven into the desert.

LOST EVERY SINGLE GAME SO FAR. BREAKING OUT THE BIG GUNS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TRgJahEEDc

>>938595821
also those, yeah
>>938595936
that's rough, but how did you return there?

hello!

>>938596160
i was rescued by a tribe of orphaned children who took me to their desert oasis believing i was a savior they'd been awaiting. i convinced some of them i wasn't, and that our best chance of survival was to storm marfatown.

>>938596160
soooo many smooches for that tummy

>>938596279
ello! :3
>>938596312
amazing! that explains so much
>>938596347
oof

new aty i made during queue

>>938596377
hello! did I miss anything fun this weekend?
I'm in full-blown recovery mode right now trying to re-hydrate and de-booze myself before work tomorrow lmao

>>938596493
cute

>>938596377
totally fair

i am dedicating this new aty to babs. i call it the vacation otter babs; half zonked out, straight piss chillin'.
>>938596580
playing overwatch so i can't reply quick but i'm making new otters during queues :DD

>>938596580
Hmmm, certainly not in here. It's been same old same old.
Myself I had a movie night with friends on friday - I held back on the drinking.
>>938596698
time for the big guns then

>>938596835
i don't think i have any guns as big as those thighs

>>938596869
smooth

>>938596818
>i'm making new otters during queues
based
I'll have you know, I listened to all of Rosie and the NewJeans EP on my drive up, AND we got a noise complaint while listening to Charli at 2am yesterday lol

>>938596835
>Myself I had a movie night with friends on friday
that sounds comfy though. I should've known I didn't miss anything here, but it still felt polite to ask lol
>I held back on the drinking
I only really drink 3 or 4 times a year nowadays for weddings/events, but this was a bachelor party. We had 11 guys and I think we had something like 190 beers, plus a few bottles of tequila and mint schnapps over the span of weekend.
It was a good time but I'm just not built for that kind of action at my advanced age (early 30s) any longer lol

Wow a buncha gook spam big surprise
Allow me to post someone who is actually beautiful.

>>938597041
Kate Li is beautiful indeed, but tastes differ and the others here clearly love the Asians.
>>938597009
That is a valid reason. Did anything fun happen?

>>938596999
vvv smooth

>>938597229
:>

>>938597009
>I listened to all of Rosie and the NewJeans EP on my drive up
oh my you've been quite the busy bee. which song was your favorite? Attention?
>Charli
absolutely based although i must admit i haven't listened to any charli in quite some time.

FUCK SEVERIN

>>938597136
>Did anything fun happen?
a lot of little funny moments, no big incidents thankfully.
We were up at a lake house in the mountains of New Hampshire owned by one of the groomsmen's families, so yesterday we took his pontoon boat out to the middle of the lake. For the most part, we floated there and got some sun while we drank some beers, we tossed around football from the boat to the water for a while, some paddleboarding too
Came back to shore for some lawn games, played a bunch of chess, smoked a lot of pot, played Super Smash, went into town for Mexican food, continued drinking lol. Someone brought a mini pizza oven, so today we made little personal pizzas for breakfast/lunch while we were all hungover. A good weekend, but we'll all be feeling the pain this week at work lol

>>938597041
I'm sorry Rosé isn't for you, but I'm not going to stop posting her

>>938597290
>i must admit i haven't listened to any charli in quite some time.
tbh I wasn't even the one who put Charli on, one of the other guys put her Boiler Room set on the projector while we were playing SlapCup in the garage lol
>which song was your favorite?
I think I'm a basic bitch, but it's Super Shy for sure

>>938597261
:3

>>938597521
That does sound like an extremely fun weekend! I am very happy for you and maybe a little jealous. :P
You'll surivive, it's just pain.
>>938597541
Is it really true what they say about her?

>>938597692
what is it they say?

I don't know why she did it. I loved her [natural] small boobs.

>>938597521
>Super Shy
oooooooooooo you were listening to Get Up EP! I thought you were listening to New Jeans EP (which is also good, though not as good as Get Up.) Super Shy's a banger, bro. For me, it's the song New Jeans!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcelgrGY1h8
Hanni and Harins voices come through so clear in some of these songs. Love it.

>>938597743
Does she really love all cock?

https://youtu.be/m3sM0zIG1jY?t=60
straight up haerins part right here is soooooo catchy.

>>938597745
it's always the boyfriend or the producer. Or both.

>>938597865
if I was her boyfriend, I would reverse the procedure. take out the implants. have her natural breasts again. (unless she doesn't want to, or something) I want to kiss her natural breasts. gently suck on them.

>>938597995
And then you'd cum in her asshole. At least you're consistent

We got any kute Kiki or vixen Viki tn?

>>938597692
https://files.catbox.moe/zn0419.mp4
a little peek from the boat :)
>ahoy! suck it! fire the cannons! lmao
You would have enjoyed the weekend if you were here, I think. It was a good time with good people, all you can really ask for.
Also found out drunkenly that I shared an ex with one of the guys I'd never met before, so we had a good laugh about that lol. Unknowing eskimo brothers

>>938597768
>>938597832
>I thought you were listening to New Jeans EP
that's my fault - Spotify calls it "NewJeans 2nd EP", I should've been clearer!
>'New Jeans' Official MV
Love the Powerpuff theme, and love those blue pants on Minji, she's got a cute little butt :3 I don't think I recognize their voices enough to know who is who when they're singing tbh, but I like whoever is doing the "Make you feel like a game look at us we go on and on again" part the first time
>'OMG' Performance Video
watching this now!

>>938597865
>boyfriend or the producer.
her husband is a director, no? fits the bill

>>938598224
>director husband
Guy like that would know what to say, and when, to get her to at least start thinking about it

>>938598224
>and love those blue pants on Minji, she's got a cute little butt
bruh minji in those blue pants does... things to me.
I believe the "Make you feel" part is Haerin (sounds like her anyways)
Minji and Hanni are very cute in that OMG performance btw <33
You gotta start listening to Le Sserafim, btw!

>>938598224
That is one crowded boat! Yeah you all seem to have had a great time! Although the east coast is usually not an area I visit.
>shared an ex
Hmm, that is quite the coincidence. Can't say I have had something like this before, but then again I don't know what I don't know.

Ugh now I wish my weekend was more exciting. After I got home saturday morning all I did was a lazy bum. I did cook some food.

>>938597136
Remember when you lost all your fame here and you were going insane , because you're a narcissistic freak who is obsessed with how everyone sees him and you threatened to beat gigi over the head with a pipe
If you acted more like that and you acted more honestly and like yourself, people would like you more and give you more respect. But instead you pretend and you do this nigger talking shit like Chad mentioned
You think you're just so much fucking smarter than everyone else so you can manipulate them and and other people see past your shallow crap and know that you're just an annoying attention whore snob faggot
You are fucking boring and annoying and trash dude. You post the same stupid fucking pictures of Babs over and over. I have called you out for this before. And you don't care you keep on posting the same pictures like you're trying to double down on your own bullshit like how every narcissist does
You're completely fake and you're manipulative and it's the most annoying bullshit ass coward shit in the world

Go get therapy and take a class or something. People who are caring and smart enough can see past you, you annoying fucking faggot
You lost your fame and everyone stopped replying to you for a reason which you will never admit you absolute fucking baby bitch coward pussy fucking nigger

You're not this neutral carrying totally awesome guy that you pretend to be you fucking annoying faggot
You're an autistic tantrum having rich spoiled baby bitch

>>938598589
kys troink

>>938598589
based for once

>>938598589
tl;dr
Troy is having a melty again.

>>938598661
actually showing off her cute booty a little

being fake and cowardly and annoying and manipulative is the most bullshit pussy bitch shit you can do and it's exactly how Severin and Parker behave constantly every fucking day of lives
Shit drives me up the wall.
You're so fucking worthless and insecure and pathetic.

>>938598209
yes. or cum in her vagina, if she prefers. I love her either way.

>>938598725
You are insecure about not finishing high school.

>>938598833
Lmao yeah sure

>>938598702
lolzy at those squidgy thighs, kinda cute.

>>938598589
Babs is one of the good anons in here. Quit sperging out because you're jealous of Babs.

>>938598499
the shirt+tie combo looks adorable on Minji tbh, I do love that look
>You gotta start listening to Le Sserafim, btw!
I will! My drive to work tomorrow I'll put them on!

>>938598561
I was a little nervous putting 11 guys on the boat lol, the pontoon was definitely sitting a bit low there lol. We were juuust about at the max the buoyancy could handle, I think.
And I wouldn't worry, almost all of my weekends are lazy lol, this was very much an exception.
>Hmm, that is quite the coincidence. Can't say I have had something like this before
she was years in our past, so there weren't hard feelings over it or anything, she's married to someone else now anyways. Just something funny to talk about really

>>938598477
yeah :| the bastard

>>938598834
someone deserves a huge reward for styling her in that outfit

Everything Beady has done has been to build this community up.
Everything Kate has done has been to destroy this community down.

One is a Man. The other, a little boy crying out for attention.

Suffice to say I don't need to clarify which is which.

>>938598915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKBwWQI-IoI
I recommend this song! Perfect for a drive.

>>938598956
we don't need you ruining the thread too

>>938598915
Ah that is good.
I am sorry that I am not fun or even very responsive right now. It's really late for me and I am starting to feel it. Just know I appreciate your presence and our little chat.
>>938599080
Based

>>938599178
:DD

>>938599016
that bulge

>>938599178
don't worry about it, I was honestly a bit surprised you were still awake tbh. Get some sleep!

>>938598966
it looked like they only have one album, so my plan was to crush that. BUT I will need to watch some dance vids afterwards! I didn't know they had a collab with Overwatch, honestly it's been a while since I played that

>>938599278
The time is now. People are not only waking up, but yawning loudly in the face of inferiors. It all begins with Sydney.

>>938599395
fuck off maisie peters you butters creep! you're butters!

>>938599355
I think they only have one "official" album but like 5 EPs. They have tons of songs and oh don't you worry i'll get some dancing videos for you!

I will be jerking off to Kate Li in the near future and there is nothing Troy can do about it.

>>938599355
thank you, good night
be safe and sober up well <3
>>938599487
nighty <3

>>938593292
still too soon

>>938599501
sleep well <33

>>938599703
>>938599501

>>938599487
>I think they only have one "official" album but like 5 EPs
the distinction between those confuses me so much, I thought EP was 'extended play', aka an album lol. Maybe spotify has a playlist with just all their stuff in one playlist, they have one for BP which is pretty decent

>>938599501
good night!
>I will be jerking off to Kate Li in the near future
based

I could go for some tacos honestly

some pastor tacos with cilantro and onion would hit the spot right now

some green sauce

>>938599861
>the distinction between those confuses me so much
you and me both, bro. I don't get why all albums/ep's can't just be called an album. Must be dictated by the total time of the project?
>Maybe spotify has a playlist with just all their stuff in one playlist
Wouldn't surprise me if they do!
>dat pic
adorable rose <33

>>938599967
so perfectly pale

Sorry I'm not sure where my allegiances lie with the newer namefags so I can't reply to that you know the rules fuckin image limit I was gonna post like the best pic ever

>>938600334
>>938600334
>>938600334

>>938600032
I like the way he moves, he has a style of movement and a walk that's very unique to him.