Thread 938586600

>>938586600 (OP)
>epic star wars music plays in the back ground.

I’d pay a similar price if it were themed around Police Academy instead of Star Wars

>>938586602
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBFMB6F6nms

>>938586602
FUCK YES! Specially with big boobed trainer lady will bully me in the gym too!

>>938586602
You just want to go to the Blue Oyster bar don't you? And then blame it on the medication. I've seen your face before, my friend.

>>938586605
Depends if we pick Harris lick ass team or no for roleplay.

>>938586605
>ywn get a notification on your complimentary daily itinerary Police Academy app that your dance lessons quest will start at 7pm sharp at the Blue Oyster bar and leather attire IS required

why even live

>>938586600 (OP)
Enjoy the ride to your VIP accommodation in our luxury shuttle.

>>938586600 (OP)
japan already figured out that you charge 25 bucks for a night

>>938586600 (OP)
Homelessness could end with these capsule pods.

the rooms are horrible

but I think you're paying for the 24/7 roleplay every employee is going to do quests and star wars larp for you

>>938586600 (OP)
>Couldn't even last two years
lol

>>938586609
>live in ze pod
>live in ze pod (japan)

>>938586608
Man, that's one of those images that speaks volumes about Western civilisation being on its last gasp. What is going through the mind of the masked-up-while-totally-alone truck driver? Surely he hates them, and maybe he hates himself.

>>938586609
Is this that glass that be turned into a frosted or privacy barrier or something or are you just on display for every one that passes by?

>>938586611
>24/7 roleplay
Oh really? Hmmm

>>938586600 (OP)
Yummy wummy I can be in the top bed like a big boy and play games on my Nintendo Switch at the same time. I'm so glad my wife's boyfriend paid for me to go on holiday.

Kinda ruins the fantasy when all the switches, vents, fixtures and fittings etc are generic plastic shit you can buy in any hardware store

>>938586618
Fuck, yeah I didn't that. They weren't even creative with the beside lamp

>>938586614
If I was to guess they never actually see any of the rubes. I assume he pulls up beside some docking bay which connects to the door in the trailer and the rubes get told their boarding a shuttle or something similarly gay and childish.

>>938586608
If I was that driver I would have driven off the nearest cliff and take everyone in the back with me.

>>938586621
Do we know definitively that such a thing never happened?

>>938586622
Wrong bus webm.

>>938586607
kek

>>938586615
See that handle at the top of each pod? You pull it down.

>>938586622
nice protective panel there. you hit it from the outside and it opens.

>>938586609
ON PROGRAM

>>938586614
Seems like a pretty easy job I doubt Disney has much traffic
I would drive bugmen around all day

>>938586613
I've stayed in an alright pod (none are great) but the last one I stayed out had some kind of dehumidifier or air purifier or I don't know what that made constant noise that made it impossible to sleep

>>938586622
Why did he randomly attack him?

>>938586630
nevrons gonna nevron

>>938586629
Turn off the air thing and you're smelling everyone's trapped farts

>>938586627
That is easily the best star wars media i have seen in years

>>938586600 (OP)
They could have at least rounded the corners

>>938586620
Presumably, but I imagine he still saw the manchildren occasionally, and of course he knew what was going on. Maybe I'm wrong, and he just saw it as a comfy gig, but something about the way he's sitting - and the mask - bespeaks existential horror. This man undoubtedly had warriors in his ancestry, and somehow it's come to this.

>>938586630
Socio-economic factors.

>>938586600 (OP)

Yawn!

>>938586623
WTF happened? Did the drivers let some random fuck drive the bus off a cliff?

>>938586621
Surely a company that takes insane money for a hotel room could pay their employees a fair wage that compensates them for their arduous working environment.

>>938586630
Nigger was asked to pay for a bus ride.

>>938586639
If some guy just pulls a sneak attack deciding he's taking everyone with him there's not a great deal you can do. Even less if the bus driver decides to do it.

>>938586613
in Japan they don't charge abusive prices for a hole,you piece of shit asshole dip shit cretin

I saw the video on YouTube explaining this place, and I don't think that this level of profligacy is economically sustainable for any country. If america collapses over the next several hundred years, historians will point to this hotel as evidence of decay and excess.

>>938586630
he's just a poor victim of society,you racist

>>938586630
Nigger. That's it.

>>938586623
>>938586642

That's fucked. You shouldn't take innocent people along with your suicide.

>sleeping in aircon with no fresh air or windows for days
how did people do this? would drive me insane

>>938586608
The funniest part was seeing the aerial photo of the hotel and it just looked like some generic warehouse in the middle of nowhere.

>>938586616
you can see this chick has a nice fat tum, even though it's cut off in the photo

>>938586630
The bus driver was racist. He had to get it on.

>>938586611
>but I think you're paying for the 24/7 roleplay every employee is going to do quests and star wars larp for you

Where is the Slave Leia?

Where is Jabba the Hutt throwing slave women into the pit to be eaten by monsters?

Where are the random people offering you death sticks?

Where are the Clone troopers shooting at Jedi to death for Order 66 while the Jedi yells for help, and the Clones drag the dead body away?

Where are the racist alien bartenders who hate humans and want to beat the shit out of you?


Disney star wars is so sanitized it's ridiculous.

>>938586630
The bus driver told Jam’arquavion that he couldn’t accept food stamps or menthols as bus fare and that activated his nigga fight or fight instincts

>>938586600 (OP)
I don't get why they didn't just turn it into a regular hotel with Star Wars aesthetics instead of making some retarded lackluster LARP role playing experience thing with insane upkeep.

>>938586622
>attacking the driver when the vehicle is still in motion

>>938586600 (OP)
>>938586654
It's not for a family trip, you know, it's for divorced parents and for manchilds/pedos

>>938586656
Even then surely they would still find more entertainment in Disney world and the actual Star Wars theme park? The hotel role-play experience just felt like Galaxy's Edge but with even less shit to do.

>>938586618
>>938586619
Never look into how the props in the OT were made.
>>938586649
Do you think many of the guests care about the aerial view?

>>938586600 (OP)
>top bunk
>head of bed right by smoke detector
>smoke detector goes off when someone farts

>>938586660
I literally looks like a modern prison without the surrounding fencing.

>>938586602
This guy just wants to have Mahoney suck him off from inside a lectern

>>938586614
>What is going through the mind of the masked-up-while-totally-alone truck driver?

>>938586658
>Never look into how the props in the OT were made.
The movie props were customized to look like something other than hardware store items, you stupidly argumentative tardwad.

>>938586660
They really don't give a shit do they

>>938586630
It's called seasoning, timmy. You ought to try it sometime

>>938586613
desu those look much nicer than the Star Wars hotel pods and are like 1/20th the price

>>938586660
>is this really it? that can't be it, right?
>it is! just wait until we're inside
>>938586600 (OP)

>>938586655
They literally cannot comprehend that there are consequences.

>>938586613
unironically yes

>>938586630
he attac
cuz he blac

>>938586670
Some people just don't have common sense, you need to beat that into them as kids. Having education without physical violence was a mistake.

>>938586674
>Having education without physical violence was a mistake.
Third world moment

>>938586675
From the webm's it looks like you're the one having third world moments.

If the made this $200 a night and excluded all the roleplay shit from the cost it would have succeeded

>>938586675
The threat or use of physical violence is the cornerstone of any societal institution. It's baked into our DNA. If you remove that from the equation you get places like Chicago.

>>938586665
So were the star wars rooms
>tardwad
GBTR

>>938586660
>they couldn't even disguise the exterior of the hotel with a spaceport facade
They really just didn't give a fuck about making this piece of shit look presentable, did they? Modern Disney is something else.

>>938586677
Theater kids ruining everything yet again.

>>938586622
CRASHING THIS BUS
WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>938586647
Maybe you should tell him that

>>938586630
slavery, jim crow, redlining, etc...

>>938586665
So are the interiors of the box trucks, which you entered through an airlock styled door so you'd never see the actual truck.

>>938586630
part of his astronaut training

This was the creative team behind the Star Wars hotel

>>938586600 (OP)
For $5k the room should have come with a cosplay hooker of your choice

>>938586613
bro if they had these in my shit hole country they would charge you $200 a night. if I was in japan I could literally just live in these pods instead of paying jews

>>938586626
What protective panel? It's cheap plasticky shit

>>938586609
$750 per month, no services. Can you shower anywhere?

>>938586626
It's just a coof shield.

>>938586600 (OP)
Disney adults will eagerly pay this and then cry about capitalism

>>938586691
There's likely a communal bathroom.

>>938586647
he was doing them all a favor. even the guy who jumps up to try to stop him has that moment of realization of "but then i'll still be in china."

>>938586630
He was on his way to the Drèqawn Johnson School of Neurosurgery to give a lecture and refused to sit at the back of the bus.

>>938586600 (OP)
>>OK sir heres your room that'll be $5000
5000 dollars???!!!!

>>938586691
Yeah and the facilities are cleaner than the average hotel in the US/Europe. They also have business centers with libraries.

>>938586647
Stop being selfish.

Why would you go there instead of going to an actual high-quality hotel?

>>938586687
>Smuggling luggage

>>938586609
>Time to goon!

>>938586700
These people don't know how to have fun with anything that isn't put through a nostalgia filter

>>938586650
>he doesn't recognize katie cummings
fake architect

>>938586630
His didn't have breakfast that morning and his hallway didn't beep.

>>938586614
>What is going through the mind of the masked-up-while-totally-alone truck driver?
kek, what do you morons even think masks are for? you think it's to filter out breathing the air from someone next to you? you're really that incredibly stupid you can't understand a simple concept like a mask catching particles of your infected spit you're blasting out onto the steering wheel and every surface that are ripe to spread to the next person? even though your retarded mind has some derangement about covid and must desperately believe it is fake, it's a fact that real viruses can linger many hours after an infected person has been somewhere and spread to the next unsuspecting person

>>938586706
Imagine caring about infecting other people. You couldn't survive in Burgerland.

>>938586602
If it came with the ground level window into a women’s group shower room

>>938586639
You watched the whole webm yet you still cant put 1+1 together
>retards jump next to the driver yanks the wheel to the right
>Driver tries to wrestle it back but cant
>3rd guy does nothing
>4th one arrives but by that time they are already falling and hes forced against the door

>>938586600 (OP)
Imagine if they just put this on an actual cruise ship. Iger was content to shell out billions for an entire fleet of themed ships, why not dedicate one to Star Wars?

>>938586710
Why wouldn't the driver just hit instinctively the brakes in a situation like that?

>>938586711
imagine the smell in their fucking cabin. Shit probably burned down with flamers after they left.

>>938586642
It's the driver's fault in this one, he willingly drove his car off the bridge for no reason

>>938586711
I saw so many videos that all gave the same
>oh my god we saw yoda and this thing that belonged to luke and there's roleplayers and we ate blue shrimp and we got to deflect lasers
>but uhh... I don't think I'd do this again. Or pay the full price. Thanks to Disney for bringing me out to experience this for free. If it weren't free I probably wouldn't go
it's so amusing when people call jenny out and try to defend it. If I ask how many times this year you have and plan to visit the star wars hotel and your answer is 1 they're fucked. You'd need to visit at least 4-5 times for them to get their money back

>>938586706
muh hecking coviderino doesn't survive on surfaces retard
if you're arguing about spreading some other disease, we got along just fine pre 2020 treating the people that got sick since most people don't get sick from whatever disease you're talking about

>>938586663
Kek never seen this one

>>938586609
It honestly doesn't look that bad if it wasn't for the headroom. I don't think I could get out of that without looking like a beached whale.

>>938586609
I've heard these things are now mostly for tourists and that you can get a larger room for cheaper.

>>938586706
How about not going to work when you are sick?

if i was a saudi billionaire i would hire park rey as my personal prostitute, make her dress up as some retard alien, and force her to go through the humiliation of participating in the star wars hotel activities by day, and then humiliate her by ravishing her at night (while still in costume)

>>938586721
you get fired lol
low end wageslave jobs give you 1 hour of sick time for 40 hours of work, so if you need 2 days off that's 4 months worth of sick time. and if you don't have time you either show up or get fired for "attendance violations"
anything less punishing is socialism and therefore evil

>>938586723
Here's how kamala can still win

>>938586723
Even the most punishing job will give you no penalty if you have a dr note.
Everyone has insurance since your great victory obamacare so its just 25 buck copay to keep your job.
Have 2 less starbucks

>>938586717
Unironically one of the positive side effects of masking up for a couple years is that a few strains of the flu went extinct.
I used to live in asia so wearing a mask in public never felt that weird or invasive to me, and it makes sense.
What it does more than anything really, it it keeps your filthy fucking fingers away from your mouth and nose.
Once you become aware of how often you're touching your face over the course of a few minutes its hard not to get kind of neurotic about it.

>>938586725
>get a doctors note for the cold
yeah ok buddy

>>938586600 (OP)
somebody could write a whole book detailing how ambitious this endeavor was and how spectacularly this failed. basically Disney wanted to create a cruise ship experience, but not on a real boat.

people spend 5k on regular Disney Cruises all the time. and those cruises offer a ton LESS than this thing

they set the price high to imply value, betting on supply/demand economics to sustain those prices. there is a limit to the capacity, after all.

ultimately this was killed by YouTube and internet video bloggers who documented the entire trip. people watched those videos and bailed for [reasons] ($$$! for THAT? or meh, this video was good enough I don't feel I need to go myself anymore)

-I never watched a video
-I managed to book one of the final days when they announced the implosion
-I'm glad I did it.
-it was truly a once-in-a-lifetime event. Disney will never do something so bold again.
-I feel sorry for people who did not get to do it. you don't know what you missed
-money is plain and ordinary, you can always get more of it. you will NEVER get to do Star Wars Hotel, ever again. you should have went

>>938586728
How long was the spaceshuttle ride? Or should I say truck flight?

>>938586728
I just took a one of a kind dump. 10 grand and it's yours. Money can always be printed. This turd will never be made again.

>>938586600 (OP)
>Hop in, Anon!

>>938586731
I would feed her my blue shrimp if you know what I mean

>>938586731
>Can i let my gay bull in? So i can get FUCKED while i play Donkey Kong Bonanza

>>938586728
I'm 70% sure this is pasta

>>938586732
i don't

>>938586630
You see anon, somehow before ever arriving on Africa, us evil white people oppressed the innocent negro race so fucking hard that they were never able to go past pointy sticks and straw huts.
This innocent negro is appropriating the bus for his welfare program.

>>938586729
it was just-long-enough to be cool without being boring. the road-bopping felt enough like flying down to the planet.

I had experience riding the New York subway system, and the whole thing reminded me of that, like, in a good, fun way.

>>938586713
I think he did because on the monitor it shows you the kph going down but still it's a bus it takes more than a normal car's break distance, plus the bus were off the road in like 3 seconds

>>938586673
the worst part is,of a white person calls her out,the white person will be arrested!

>>938586600 (OP)
for $5000 you should have been able to fuck bitches dressed up as twileks

>>938586739
>>938586738
>>938586715
>>938586656
So much ESL itt

The interior didn't look too bad.

>>938586742
Reminds me of a Fallout vault.

>>938586742
the problem with the hotel is its far too safe, its so corporate and bogged down with regulations. Imagine how kino the experience would be if it was made in the 70s or something.

>>938586741
*many

>>938586600 (OP)
Baby making sex with Jenny.

>>938586600 (OP)
Is he playing with a credit card POS terminal?

>>938586630
He couldn't sneed.

>>938586742
>>938586745
spoiler alert? lol

at the end of the "show" when everybody is in that big room watching the actors on the upper railing part, Kylo Ren rips that giant light fixture off the ceiling and nearly crushed everyone. afterwards it dangles on electric wires.

it might have been more traumatizing when the Imperial Officer guy orders the Stromtroopers to kill everyone, and for a hot minute they point their blasters into the crowd. yikes! yes they pointed guns at kids. that was an or-dah!

>>938586742
that is a huge smoke detector

>>938586622
>bus drivers get attacked so much they have to put up a barrier
why

>>938586752
And yuropoors get mad when they see all the vehicles in parking lots in the US, because everyone should ride glorious public transportation.

>>938586711

I stopped watching Mega64 after moved from the comfy podcasting sets to the new ones so I should know enough about Rocco but why is he such a shill for Disney and consumer whore?

>>938586754
>Americans being Americans
I see

>>938586744
That black bitch has a mishapen head.

they just had to make single star wars themed restaurant
give waiters star wars stylized attire
have three alien singers in different alien makeup, have colorful drinks and small kids area where they can do funny gimmicks while they wait for food
and they could milk that cow till end of the all generations who grow up watching SW die off
but not disney
they bought rights to IP for 3 billion dollars and didnt had single idea what to do with it

>>938586758
there's 3 of those in the park
more if you include the green or blue milk stand. or red molten popcorn place.

>>938586700
The Disney adult doesn't have taste or sense of culture. They literally spend money to go " WOW I KNOW THAT!!" We have them in the uk and they pilgrimage to florida to do this shit

>>938586608
And to think, inside that cargo truck, there is a neckbeard creaming his pants as he imagines being in a space ship

>>938586716
>blue shrimp
Fuck me

>>938586762
alien food dye, oh my god

>>938586600 (OP)
>>938586660
>>938586711
>>938586742
no natural light and no way to step outside for a moment to take a walk and get fresh air would be a hard pass for me.

I dont care that it's supposed to be an 'experience', they could have incorporated skylights into the main areas, and provided a regular window with blackout curtains in the rooms.

>>938586613
I see this meme more and more, but is unironically true for most things.

>>938586747
The best kind of sex to have with Jenny!

>>938586609
Can you get kicked out of places like this if you snore?
Asking for a friend.

>>938586609
Theres a level like this in Deus Ex HR

>>938586766
imagine having loud sex in the star wars hotel

>>938586766
>here's your $5000000000 dollar futuristic star wars room brah
>don't worry about charging your devices they have standard usa power outlets

>>938586711
Why are they dressed like Elio?

>>938586674
>Having education without physical violence was a mistake.
idk anon...I went to a catholic elementary school where the nuns would lay you across their laps and spank you with a ruler for misbehaving. now im in to femdom and older woman. coincidence? who knows

>>938586622
>Speed 3 trailer drop

>>938586772
It wasn't a complete wash out.

>>938586772
With seating being assigned, that felt almost deliberate. She couldn't see what was happening on either side!

usually guestrooms without windows are cheap.

were the fans of this even star wars fans or disney sequel shit fans? barely any references to the original beloved movies

>>938586706
Apparently it's that easy to trigger a Covid enjoyer.
>>938586726
>Once you become aware of how often you're touching your face over the course of a few minutes its hard not to get kind of neurotic about it
"Neurotic" is the word. People today are such pansies.
>>938586728
Sounds like you feel you got your money's worth, but to me it's baffling that someone with $5,000 to spend on a holiday would spend it on this rather than, say, a trip to Japan or Australia or Thailand or Iceland. On an actual adventure. The only way I could possibly imagine it being fun is if I were still in my teens or 20s and went with a bunch of mates, and all the guests were given costumes/assigned roles to play as well, so you were basically taking part in a real-life MMORPG. Even then it would probably be shit without some talented writers putting a lot of thought into an overall scripted storyline.

>>938586622
yo trhis is like that scene in death note

>>938586614
Mexicans don't have an internal monologue so he was just jamming out to mariachi at an unreasonable volume

It's the holy grail of URBEX

>>938586742
this doesn't even look particularly like Star Wars

>>938586630
Because he's a fucking N I G G E R

>>938586782
Even if it did, you're sharing the space with people who look like pic related. The average American, overweight and dressed like an overgrown toddler, with those stupid ultra-loose-fit shorts. Baffling.

>>938586784
that's one huge cock

is it me or has disney parks been going down the shitter for the last 20 years?

>>938586602
youd end up at the blue oyster

>>938586660
It's almost like they knew this shit was going to flop and didn't bother trapping themselves with making it look like Star Wars. They'll probably use it for an actual warehouse now lol

>>938586788
it is offices now and due to be demolished

>>938586643
>proving him right
lol lmao

>>938586785
Well, now I'm wondering what exactly they're negotiating.

>>938586652
>trauma addict

nobody wants to see that lol. it's a family venue

>>938586788
It's almost as if they knew the nerds would eat up any old Star Wars slop so they didn't bother making the externals look like the internals.

>>938586630
He asked to be let off and the driver told him no you have to wait until the next stop. Depending on the urgency of the matter, I bet you would be pissed too.

>>938586794
Yes, I would be so pissed as to damn the consequences and pull the emergency stop handle.

>>938586610
Homelessness can end with legalizing hunting them for sport

Why the fuck was this moved to /b/?

>>938586600 (OP)
>>938586602
Wow conservatives are just Disney adults that hate Disney.

>>938586687
Imagine the smell

>>938586723
Lol just get a real job

>Shit Wars
Everyone that went to this hotel should kill themselves

>>938586779
This was my favorite death note scene

>>938586750
People that would go to a place where they're not allowed to have guns need to know what it feels like to give up their rights.

>>938587143
Sam Hyde doesn't pay for these kinds of off-topic posts, it had to go.

>>938586609
>go to Nippon
>be BWC
>bring your world famous homemade chili
>eat it all flight
>get to your pod for the night
>bomb Japan a third time

>>938586766
this is actually cool wtf

>>938592521
>>938586762
wait wrong reply I meant the shrimp looks kinda cool

>>938586778
>Sounds like you feel you got your money's worth
that's not exactly accurate. clearly it was over-priced, by A LOT. but since they were going to scrap it, and likely never do it again, well... it was the only option. so yes I'm glad I splurged, overall

even without being given a specific character to "play as" they gave you options. two of us decided to help the resistance and the other two helped out the first order. there was a whole smuggler thing we kinda dipped into but mostly missed out on. it was designed to make you want to do it a couple of times (if you can believe that!)

it incorporated the theme park area, opening new interactions. for example you had to sneak a code word to your Oga's Cantina waiter, and they would sneak you secret info. so it was "bigger" than just the hotel part

overall it WAS impressive how they could do stuff to accommodate a hundred people and make it still feel like it was each of y'all's adventure.

or you could go and stand around, in a $5000 ship. it would have been a waste of money not to play along with the show. so go and feel like a fool, that's exactly the thing you were paying for

>>938592576
Jenny is cooler than blue shrimp!

>>938586630
The coin flip came up heads that day.

>>938586706
Ask anyone who wears glasses how good those masks are at keeping your particles contained.

>>938592608
>two of us decided to help the resistance and the other two helped out the first order
What did that mean in practical terms, though? And did you get costumes?

>>938586622
SHIEEEEET

>>938586673
All this nigger has to do is say someone called her a nigger and it justifies her trashing the store and people will send her $100,000 on GoFundMe

>>938595986
no they don't give you costumes but I dressed in a lame puffy vest and no-logo shirt so my pictures among the ship would "match" lol. no lame Donald Duck shirt like who's that guy in the Star Wars?

you got messages on the phone app depending on your allegiance. after the "ride" in the park where you blow up the Star Destroyer, for example, the resistance got a "yay! we did it!" message and the first order got "those freaks need to be stopped!" message

and at points in the day you are directed to be in places, where either Rey is waiting to rescue you, or the officer guy asks you to do stuff. turns it into the story but from different perspectives

>>938586744
reality what a concept.

>>938586609
I actually wanted to move into one of these permanently, but you can't just move to Japan as a foreigner 'because the rent is cheaper there'...

And these things aren't meant to be permanent living.

>>938586622
That is VERY impressive the driver kept control of the bus for as long as he did.

>>938586630
Didnu nuffin

>>938592608
I love Star wars but that sounds like it would be way too scripted and fake for me to enjoy. I can't enjoy escape rooms either. I have tried them. The "adventure" would feel like a chore to me.

>>938586600 (OP)
>get in the troon cube, bro