Thread 938717162

My brother said he wants to rent a prostitute for me. I told him I really don't want that but it doesn't register in his brain for some reason.

>>938717162 (OP)
so have her come over and just smoke a joint or play videogames with her

>>938717162 (OP)
Why does he want to do that? Do you bitch about being single/a virgin every day?

>>938717162 (OP)
Take the money and buy crack

>>938717351
I guess he thinks it's normal and healthy to have sex once in a while but I won't touch a prostitute because I won't risk contaminating my blood.

>>938717937
Yeah, the only reason I could agree with him is if you were constantly bitching about being a virgin or forever alone or whatever. Just say you're working on meeting up with a girl you're chatting with online and he doesn't need to worry.

>>938718091
Good thinking.

>>938718150
Glad I could help.

>>938717937
how 'bout a handy?

>>938718306
Maybe.

>>938717162 (OP)
>id rather not get laid but ill cry about it when I can't
OK then.

>>938717937
>contaminating my blood
... nigga you retarded?

>>938719329
no one asked a mudblood
and we use the hard r here, nigger

>>938719329
The seek to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids