125 results for "a06bbea988f57044b1dd13fa659c213f"
>>521034070
Why is a music festival called a stock?
I feel like we're almost at the point where people are so desperate and fed up that they'll start actually voting 3rd party
Boomers are mentally and emotionally 6 years old.
My psychiatrist says I'm not insane. Can you believe that asshole?
Imagine if obese people where hunted for their blubber, like whales. The blubber could be boiled down to an oil that you can burn in lamps to light the streets at night.
>>942162331
Imagine if obese people where hunted for their blubber, like whales. I've been saying for years whale oil is due for a big comeback and human oil might be even better.
Explain what a wife is.
>>520565660
If you want virgins just be gay. There are plenty of virgin men
Some British guy started yapping about a binky and I told him I don't know what the fuck that is
Nothing will change until we get a real third party that has serious support. The Democrat/Republican uniparty has complete control and they feel secure in working only for their own benefit because they know they face no serious 3rd party competition.
There's a point where it goes too far and I think you crossed it
>>520493353
That screenshot is eerie to me, looks just like my buddy snoozing in his dad's basement.
Being gay looks like a great option.
I'm wondering is it better to be
>middle class in America
or
>top 10% of wealth in a major SEA city
In the past I think the answer was obvious. America had better infrastructure. America had beautiful white women. Now it would seem these major SEA cities have excellent infrastructure. Half of America's young people aren't even white. Even more are overweight.
I'm tapped out man, I can't take any more abuse from women.
I wish they would just let me go home so I can go burn my shit up to some ebony
67... am I cool now?
>>519777713
You should be working two full time jobs. Then scream really loudly at your parents if they still say you aren't doing enough.
Do NOT microwave your food. You'll thank me later.
>>519688439
Why aren't you blocking the ads fren?
Can you imagine if boomers had been on the Titanic? There'd be like one or two survivors on each lifeboat
Remember when it was primarily white dudes making music and we had all these different sounds. Now its just been the same black babbling about drugs and money over the same bass beat and white girl whore music for going on 20 years now
So why is the United States the only country that isn't allowed to enforce its border?
Sup
Iron Cock? I feel like it was Iron Cock.
Did you know that gaslighting isn't real? That's right, no one has ever gaslit anyone. That's just something you made up in your mind. Only you think gaslighting is real and no one else does.
Mentally I always associate women with me being screamed and yelled at.
Were secret societies created so men could buttfuck each other without their wives knowing?
Is anyone else using AI as a therapist?
Apparently The Prophet Mohammad was a huge slut for BBC.
>>519140052
I'm not gay and 8 of my friends are not gay. That just leaves you, OP
>>519123492
Clearly we need massive cat-cloning programs to ensure they each have all the cats they need
Is s4s really a containment board?
>>518979325
>my family hooked me up with a tech job out of high school.
That must be nice. I'm a 38 year old loser with a loser job, and my mom constantly screams at me to get a higher paying job. I always ask her "Do you know anyone who can get me a better job?" and she gets angry and says "Well!"

Not sure what to think of that.
How do I get a high-paid job?
without going to school, I'm far too autistic for that.
>>518917154
Your poem sucks.
I've tried being friends with my Mom as an adult but she seems to have a lot of anger towards men and she's still very bitter about her divorce 33 years ago. I don't mind doing the yard work for her but she has bullying behaviors and is very quick to anger. I've been a good son all my life but haven't talked to Mom in one month now because I'm kinda scared she will blow up randomly, which she often does. What do /b/?

Wat

do
How do I stop being curious about the world? It's always a gay waste of time to learn about other cultures.
Mods should wordfilter "up" to "I'm a gay faggot"
Should I give free candy to the fat guys at work? I want them to get diabetes because they annoy me.
I can't stand women because of their personalities; they are insufferable.
How do I join the KKK? I hear about them all the time but I've never actually seen a recruiter.
Where do I cash out my (You)s?
Paintball guns are muskets because they are smooth bore and fire a ball
>>514769980
Where the dumb ladies at?
Why is everybody so scared of dying alone? Like who gives a shit?
With all of these governments openly working against the interests of their own citizens, why isn't anyone being charged with treason?
>>12496266
Bold. You're in
>>514222117
I told my uncle I'm broke as fuck, basically all I earn goes to rent and bills, and he tell me "The Pope talked about the joys of the poor" which didn't help but I guess he felt it did.

The government noticed I don't give a shit about improving myself or saving money and they don't know what they're gonna do with me
>war has been waged for thousands of years over some dry, arid, desert land that is surrounded by browns on all sides
Why? Who would even want this?
The log is really bad today, so I'm posting this to push down and archive some of the trash
>>513950632
Yes. I agree.
Government doesn't even pretend to represent the interests of the people anymore. They just do whatever they want to do
When life hands you lemons, annex the Sudetenland.
So... about those Epstein files...
Don't you hate it when you make a thread and nobody posts in it?
>>938743202
Wow, I'm 38 and have no savings at all. I've been working for 21 years and never earned a fair wage at any point. My fault for learning the wrong skills. The government noticed I have no savings and I'm not even trying to make anything of myself. I have only earned $11,000 this year and no one can figure out how I pay my rent and don't starve to death. I have basically nothing to live for.
I have never felt like I have earned anything.
My brother said he wants to rent a prostitute for me. I told him I really don't want that but it doesn't register in his brain for some reason.
My confidence peaked 18 years ago and I never recovered.
How rare is it for a trans bbw to be friends with a femme superchub
Why do some people fly into a violent rage when you ask them a question?
Vaginas are evil and I won't let one of those things control me.
Remember when they installed tether balls in the playground? And how great that was?
I think the military is preparing to overthrow the government.
I want to like my mom but she's a controlling asshole who won't stop meddling in my life
When are you going to get a better job?
Guys, I'm not trying to be edgy or anything but I just think women are stupid and useless, is all.
>>938289999
Don't help women, simple as.
>>512710135
Avoiding the stupid world, same as now. In fact my life has changed very little over the past 8 years. It's pretty great.
>>512694888
4 cups. The kid is drinking too
I'm the one who keeps writing "WASH ME" in the dirt on dirty vehicles. You're welcome.
Are you tired of winning yet?
>>512429169
I fantasize about meeting a smart, mature woman
I've lost 25 pounds since January. All I did was change my diet and habits a little. I'm eating more rice, beans, and canned fish, and I'm taking the stairs pretty often. I barely go to the gym
Why is a terrorist sometimes called a ham-ass?
I just farted, and the fart was quite farty I assure you.
>>512247393
Each of us is the God of our subjective reality.
Have you ever noticed how women just don't make sense?
>Monday
Surely this will be the week that the Epstein files are released
Sometimes I wanna punch women in the face
>>512085883
You wouldn't Belize me if I told you.
How do we correct the narrative on "white supremacy"? I don't know a single person who genuinely advocates for the actual supremacy of white people, but much like "racism" and most of the other racial terms thrown around today, it has become a weaponized term to bully white people into silence and submission and to prevent them from advocating for themselves in the same way that literally every other group is allowed to do. This can't go on. The narrative has to change. White people have to stop being afraid of these labels, stop backing down to race hustlers, and play the same game as everyone else. We have been too nice and too tolerant for too long, and all it has done is allowed everyone else to walk over us
>>512023514
Nah man I'm signing up for the atheist church so I can worship the atheist pope
I find women to be excessively erratic and stressful, should I be gay instead?
I didn't even know what "Tea" was until today, and all it has done is made me even more happy that I don't date or even talk to women.
>song has the word "rock" in the hook
>song has the word "punk" in the hook
Girls are terrible at anal, they can't do anything better than the boys!
What if I love pussy but don't care for women?
Are they gonna release the Epstein list or not?
What are the essential functions of government?
I need today's talking points on the Epstein list.
>>937134677
>"torrent flicks"

Who the fuck talks like this? Are you an alien?
>>510322731
Having children just results in more souls being trapped in the matrix
I don't like being around old people because if they get pissed off they can kill you and they just don't care about any consequences
What's your retirement plan? Do you need to keep working into your 70s?
You guys spent the last 25 years laughing at the US for trying to be the "world police," but now that we're trying to pull back you still expect us to solve foreign conflicts. Why are you like this?
>>509849211
>>509851346
There were no jews
>>509802540
>and yeah they can protect you
But if you made your country safe you wouldn't need a bodyguard all the time.
My employer just asked for my 4chan post history. What do I do?
I'm joining the America Party. The two party system needs to end.
Does vaping make kids gay?
Salt's hrt tits are coming in.
Guys, I can't find "Pawkeystawn" on any map. Is it near "Eron"?
>>509037360
How come people constantly tell me "Pakistan is better than India"?
It is presently the month of "T'Chewn" as the Boomers say. Soon it will be "Chully"
I long to hear the screams of the tortured
>America is not a piggy bank full of unlimited money for you to take advantage of anymore
Why is this so hard for other countries to understand?
>>508879296
But what about the cease fire? Trump said that we had finally achieved peace in the Middle East... for real this time.
>>508680227
That process is more expensive and time-consuming than refining uranium
I have a "mind blowing" retirement plan, if you know what I mean. It's a "12 gauge" sort of a plan.
How much do gay prostitutes get paid? Financial situation looking grim tbqh fam
Forget Israel. You have to admit that Iran having a nuke would be a bad thing for the US
If a politician started basing their official decisions on their astrological Zodiac sign, horoscope, Tarot card readings, or tea leaves, we would see them as crazy. Why don't we see it as equally crazy when they base their decisions on religious faith?
If I could afford to live here I'd just leave the country.
But what if I don't want to have kids?
>>507473780
Just work 16 hours a day bro, no problem.
>>507417678
I wouldn't.
>>507290309
There is, it's called Vanilla ISIS
Calling someone a white woman is like calling a black person the n-word.
>>507287647
Calling someone a white woman is like calling a black person the n-word.
>>935735556
I seriously do not notice any smell at all.
So... how about that Israel?
How can we make today's kids more aware of Mork And Mindy?
>>935696732
Sounds like he got all the vaxxes