Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:08:32 AM No.935696732
>Somehow convince girl to marry me
>Minianon is born 2 years later
>Even more of a sperg than I ever was
>Barely verbal, out of control behavior
>Constantly getting in trouble at school for acting out
>Constantly attempting to interrupt his mother and I when we talk to him
>Hits people because he thinks its funny
>Throws a tantrum when his food touches
>Breaks down crying any time his clothes are too itchy or too hot or whatever
>Only ever wants to talk about frogs
but
>I have never yelled at him
>I have never called him a retard
>I have never complained about his behavior in front of him
>I have never told him to shut up and be quiet
>I have never slapped or spanked him
>I have never shut him down and called any reply to what I say "backtalk"
>I talk about frogs with him every day and bought him a pet frog he cares for like a baby
>I have never once stopped loving him even for a moment
Becoming a parent didn't make me understand their excuses, it just made me realize how pathetic they were. Minianon is 10x the sperg I ever was and I fucking love him. I cannot imagine doing a single fucking thing they ever did.
>Minianon is born 2 years later
>Even more of a sperg than I ever was
>Barely verbal, out of control behavior
>Constantly getting in trouble at school for acting out
>Constantly attempting to interrupt his mother and I when we talk to him
>Hits people because he thinks its funny
>Throws a tantrum when his food touches
>Breaks down crying any time his clothes are too itchy or too hot or whatever
>Only ever wants to talk about frogs
but
>I have never yelled at him
>I have never called him a retard
>I have never complained about his behavior in front of him
>I have never told him to shut up and be quiet
>I have never slapped or spanked him
>I have never shut him down and called any reply to what I say "backtalk"
>I talk about frogs with him every day and bought him a pet frog he cares for like a baby
>I have never once stopped loving him even for a moment
Becoming a parent didn't make me understand their excuses, it just made me realize how pathetic they were. Minianon is 10x the sperg I ever was and I fucking love him. I cannot imagine doing a single fucking thing they ever did.
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