>>64107291
Can I use the same crowning tool to square the muzzle of a ZPAP92 to use with facemount as well? It has that huge 26mm front sight block around it. Help me Larry Potterfield, you’re my only hope.

So, my 7 year old son has developed hemorrhoids, treated with a suppositry and topical ointment to stop him scratching his arse today.
This morning, I had an unannounced visit from a social worker to complete a "welfare check" because my son has been going around telling anyone who will listen "my daddy puts his fingers in my bottom so he can squirt the special cream in there".
I'm raising a retard, aren't I?

>>510743055
No Refund. Enjoy your ownership of southern Syria.

>Somehow convince girl to marry me
>Minianon is born 2 years later
>Even more of a sperg than I ever was
>Barely verbal, out of control behavior
>Constantly getting in trouble at school for acting out
>Constantly attempting to interrupt his mother and I when we talk to him
>Hits people because he thinks its funny
>Throws a tantrum when his food touches
>Breaks down crying any time his clothes are too itchy or too hot or whatever
>Only ever wants to talk about frogs

but

>I have never yelled at him
>I have never called him a retard
>I have never complained about his behavior in front of him
>I have never told him to shut up and be quiet
>I have never slapped or spanked him
>I have never shut him down and called any reply to what I say "backtalk"
>I talk about frogs with him every day and bought him a pet frog he cares for like a baby
>I have never once stopped loving him even for a moment

Becoming a parent didn't make me understand their excuses, it just made me realize how pathetic they were. Minianon is 10x the sperg I ever was and I fucking love him. I cannot imagine doing a single fucking thing they ever did.