Thread 938842828

there are already many.

>>938842828 (OP)
>him

It's maam

>>938842828 (OP)
qrd? who is this?

Staring Danny Devito

>>938842832
Christopher "m00t" Poole

>>938842832
Joshua "null" Moon

>>938842832
A direct descendant of Benjamin Franklin

>>938842832
some native american celeb, don't bother

>>938842832
The ma'am that has an adult loli caretaker

>>938842828 (OP)
that would be too transphobic

>>938842832
Chris-Chan

i stopped watching that long form youtube series when the guy started calling him "she"

>>938842828 (OP)
>Everyone and their grandma already tried to make money off of reading the CWCki for views and reintroducing this dreg to retarded children
>Retards still obsessed with him talk about him to this day like he's worth a damn

If Classic Chris emerged today, chuds would love him.

>>938842844
Impossible. They’d always end up a tranny in current year. It’s not even a question.

>be chris
>shove stuff up your ass
>drink your own cum
>run over a jew
>burn your house down
>troon out
>fuck your own mother
>???
>travel the world with your lolibaba gf

>>938842828 (OP)
Isn't there like a 4 hour one already? Also didn't you mean her?

>>938842847
Geno Samuels documentary about him is the most extensive and exhaustive at 89 episodes ranging from 40 minutes to an hour each.

That faggot moving the thread here made me realize /b/ still exists.
'sup, /b/?

I want an Exit Through The Gift Shop type documentary where it flips the camera around to the slightly more functional autists who are obsessed with Chris and follow him around for 20 years

https://youtu.be/XVjo4AlcZDw?si=iZnkTidXyNl1C4AM

there already is

>>938842849
Yeah, this is pretty much all you need.

>>938842849
It's so dry and boring though. He does it like he's reading an encyclopedia.

>>938842828 (OP)
her lungs and whatnot didn't get much better but the sex with her and whatnot improved drastically!

The less his mother was able to breathe and whatnot, the less mobile she became and whatnot, making it easier to perform cunnilingus on her and whatnot.

"whatnot": what NOT to say in 2025

>>938842828 (OP)
honestly?.... compared to playing video games and being into cartoons as an adult... none of the other sex change or incest stuff seems like that big of a deal.

as far as I'm concerned, He basically represents your entire generation.

because all of you guys still watch cartoons and to play video games. as far as I'm concerned, You all may as well be transsexuals who tongue wretched vaginas....

because there's nothing more embarrassing than being an adult male with a controller in one hand and a comic book in the other.

I used to be a little boy, too .. I used to like comics and cartoons...

But I was reading heavy metal magazine and I was into Frank Frazetta and Mobeius when I was 6 years old...

I completely got away from the nerdy comic book thing by the age of eight.

when I see grown men who enjoy is anime and other stupid infantile childish garbage cartoons it literally turns my stomach.

I had already outgrown that shit by the age of six

grow up

If nothing more than just a simple litmus test for how your brain interprets the world...

anybody who could look at Sonic the hedgehog and become "inspired" HAS A DYSFUNCTION BRAIN

But then again, the same can be said for anything anime

ANIME AND MANGA:
INHERENTLY ANTITHESIS OF CREATIVITY

how can you possibly be creative when the entire premise is "Make everything look exactly the same"?

The greatest fear of any anime enthusiast is BEING DIFFERENT

That is inherently the complete polar opposite of creativity

ANIME: finally, entertainment for people with no creativity whatsoever

didn't read, shut up fag

>>938842828 (OP)
why don't you make the documentary anon?

CHRIS CHANDLER:

needs to be beaten within much less than just an inch of his life...

for it to truly be effective, He would need to be beaten within millimeters of his life

.... and not because of the sex change fag show

.... Not because financially exploiting his poor mother Barbara

.... And he wasn't really having sex with his mother so it has nothing to do with incest either

nope....
He needs to be taught a valuable lesson

BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID FUCKING HAIR
anybody with that hair needs to have their ass beat into an emergency room

Plus, He eats meat....
So therefore, I don't really see anything worth saving.

scratch that millimeter thing
Just kill the fat piece of shit

>>938843601
You're an indoctrinated dipshit, keep your hands off the keyboard.

everybody woke up this morning excited and overjoyed... today was the day we've all been waiting for him:

THE DAY YOU READ SOMETHING!!
everybody is overly concerned with you
what you read is very important to us

now we all feel somewhat disappointed

as if one of us didn't live up to your expectations today

I hope some of us can navigate our way back into happiness, although I'm certain some of us may require therapy.

ABSOLUTELY NOBODY ON PLANET EARTH GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING YOU READ, TYPE, SAY OR THINK.

And that's why you're completely alone right now sitting in front of your lonely little masturbation machine

fuck yourself, You overlooked irrelevance

>>938843758

You need to keep your hands ON the keyboard

because as your mother can testify, every time she hears those keys stop tapping.. That means your masturbating in her spare bedroom again

And she knows why you take such long showers, dipshit....

maybe it's best you just keep on typing

>>938842828 (OP)
Not any of the televised kind, if that's what you're thinking. Academia as a whole doesn't care about 1 lolcow retard tranny.
He's just some autistic dude who spent to much time on the internet and got bullied relentlessly.
(Then comminted heinous acts with his mom.)
They only real docu's are the ones already up on YouTube.

>>938843758

the funniest part about your lack of self-awareness:

The fact that you don't realize
YOU willingly indoctrinated yourself into
THE most pathetic embarrassing cliche fabricated "culture" In the history of the human race

yours is quite literally THE first generation in history of asexual young adult males

since the dawn of Man, our species has survived thanks to thee unstoppable sexual drive of young adult males...

The unquenchable need to continually fuck as many hot girls as possible while you're young and vital

But then YOUR GENERATION happened

Like I said...
nobody put a gun to your head
You jumped in headfirst
voluntarily
You indoctrinated yourself

now go play another video game

>>938843857

I guess you don't realize why they dropped the charges against him?

(He's never had sex with anybody, especially not his mother)

American law enforcement agencies has quietly engaged in a secret hiring policy for decades:

they absolutely WILL NOT anybody with an IQ over 100...

It turns out smart people make bad cops.
intelligent people don't like to blindly take orders. they get bored easily. It turns out intelligent people quickly get bored with the job and either quit or become crooked cops...

That's why the US appeals court ruled in favor of the law enforcement agencies, determining it's perfectly legal for them too limit police officers to the stupidest people possible.

That's why it's very very easy to be arrested

but not everybody who gets arrested is guilty, and a lot of people have their cases dismissed once it reaches the courtroom.

Chris wasn't convicted because there was no crime

>>938844054
oops sorry speech to text mistakes there


they absolutely will not HIRE* anybody with an IQ over 100

meaning every police officer you've ever seen was much stupider than you

>>938843758

(everyone except for YOU)

For you, every law enforcement officer you've ever seen was a regular goddamn Albert Einstein

>>938843758

I'm well aware you guys don't like me

(and in case it hasn't crossed your mind yet, I'M THE ONE WHO MADE SURE YOU DON'T LIKE ME... I could have easily behaved in a way that would make a creampuff like you think I was another creampuff)

So I don't mind when you voice your displeasure

In fact him, That's how I know I'm doing something right

But in case you're interested:
I also have my own standards

I also have a nose
And I'm very good at looking down my nose at certain people

in my book: anybody who eats meat is a worthless piece of garbage, More than 100 lb of raw sewage in a pair of shoes

So while you may not like me because I'm not part of your effeminate little video game sissy world....

I quite literally HATE You and anybody else who puts murdered animals into their mouths

So now you realize...
there's no way you could possibly have a greater disdain for me than I have for you

but for today?....
Justin ridiculing you for the video games and lack of pussy will suffice

again:

as an official LOLCOW myself, I can honestly say-

I'm not sure why any of you image board video game guys whatever ridicule Chris Chandler ..

because if you ask anybody, whether man or woman, young or old, from any socioeconomic subgroup of humanity:

ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE FAGGOTS

now go neatly stack your Funko Pop dolls again

and clean your gaming chairs

The adults trying to speak

(If you only knew what I had to endure to even learn what a STUPID FUCKING FUNKO POP DOLL was ... you'd realize how the rest of society looks at you guys)

>>938844285
You don't need to reply 4 times in a row just because you're upset and wrong.

>>938844440
>thinks I've ever limited it to only 4

>considers himself to be intelligent

pick one

>>938844440
this

>>938844440
>wrong

lol about WHAT exactly?

I glanced at my talking points and I don't see a single one that's incorrect so far

>>938844533

Surprise surprise surprise

The group of trend followers follows the trend of convincing each other they TRENDSETTERS

Who would have ever expected this?

the average person has never heard of Chris Chandler

But go to any office in America on any work day (most of your schedules are wide open) and mention 4chan...

And every single person knows all about you guys. This video games and awkward fear of girls and the quick process of embracing homosexuality and believing memes about false right accusations and all of that other gay bullshit

everybody knows all about you guys

>>938842832
the fucking NORMIES on this board

>>938844736

sure beats an ABNORMIE™

Don't believe me?... ask anyone with a vagina

>>938843731
You type like a boomer

>>938842828 (OP)
>him
Actually it's a her.

>>938845961
well, you can do what a certain other famous person does: make your own.

>>938844736
The normies are the /pol/ tards who came in from fakebook in the early 2010s.