Thread 938885352

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/34QlYNAp0g8?si=e0mT9MdPvqx9mqXC

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>938885941
Cutemimi.

>>938888669
>"Pssst, did you hear the latest about that stinky Reimu?"

>>938889090
Oops.

>>938885352 (OP)
No one cares your a poopy headed nerd, no one even posted tripfag

.

>>938885352 (OP)
No need for trips or Hydox

gooning

>>938889114
Check out my master grade Barbatos I got at the weeb con.

Fox.

>>938897965
gooning

I'm here to post Earth chan because Earth chan is such a beautiful, and the love of my life.

>>938899667
Something about u smells satany.. but I can't quite figure out what

>>938900681
did you see my collection

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the adventurous side and totally love sparking up some fun, flirtatious chats. What gets me going is pushing boundaries and seeing how wild we can get during our late-night convos. I thrive on those steamy moments, even though I'm more of a homebody due to my social anxiety. That's why I'm all about those intimate texting sessions; they're just my vibe! If you're looking for some playful exchanges, feel free to add me on my chat app: E-m mi b lo k-z (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). Can't wait to see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

>Mfw I haven't posted in these threads for a while
>Mfw people won't recognise me
>Mfw no face
I claim [my waifu], and no you won't know who it is.

>>938903211
you better not be claiming (my) waifu, anonimo

>>938903284
No no I don't steal waifus, and I know none of y'all have claimed [my waifu] so it's no worries.

>>938903357
I won't press then. Enjoy your privacy with [your waifu], anon.

>>938903787
Thank you anon, enjoy time with [your waifu] too. Admittedly I do it moreso for shitpost reasons, but the privacy is a nice bonus on top.

>>938903923
nigger im horny so post the bitch and stop being a tard. what's the point in even posting

>>938904137
No :^) I'm here to shitpost and to tell people to show waifu ass.

>>938904255
based

>>938903923
What goes on between an anon and their waifu outside of these threads is sacred, too. There's a certain peace to laifu with a good waifu.
>>938904255
what a twist!

oh and, thank you, I will. Everything can be enjoyable if together with Earth chan.

i can see their pussy

I would post about Oumae Kumiko, but the post number isn't going to end in 7, so I won't

>>938904829
that is a post about Kumiko, though.

I have a cold, it's over.

>>938906498
>>938904255
Do it sopposter

>>938906498
I'll bring a Goldship plushie to your grave.

>>938906498
sucking too much dick?
kys broke tranny

>>938906562
Alright
>>938906568
She'd mock me.
Did you see Still In Love?

>>938906943
Nigger wants to be a girl to get my dick up his ass

>>938906943
You gonna lay down and just take her mocking?
Get up from your grave and beat her ass up.
Yea, she cute.

neptune doesn't even talk to girls so he will just be what he believes they're like just like most troons

i do though
bad lil mommas too
i hate them though
just pretty objects to me

>>938907058
Summoning McQueen with a strawberry shortcake to beat her ass.
Apparently the lore is that her jockey had a mental episode when he lost with her and wanted to run away with Still In Love. Also the horse got upset when her jockey got married.

>>938906943
Good girl. Now soptits?

>>938907472
haha get rekt faggot you can't stop me and your life sucks

>>938907472
I love when the horses and the jockeys are schizo.

>>938907542
You'll become but a stain on my boots.
>>938907623
What does codeine do?
There are tons of interesting umas, I hear the one that has a witch hat is even more of a pain in the ass than Goldship to train.

>>938907744
Dunno, people get high off that shit but you cant get it anywhere here so I am not too familiar with it.
I didnt find Goldship training that bad, I had to get her up to 6 million fans so I had to do maybe 20 runs with her.

>>938907744
Kinky, I like it. Gonna stomp on me? Rough me up a little bit? Maybe tie me up so I'm easier to punish?

>>938907931
Somehow God has blessed me with "prescriptionless prescription medicine", I had a sip for my cough.
What about Rice Shower? I hear she gets depressed just because.
>>938907937
I hear waterboarding is nice this time of the year.

>>938906943
ToT

>>938908074
Make the purple drink.
I love my Ricey but she is a pain, not really because of the mood swing thing, more because you need to train so much stamina for her.

>>938908104
Splat.
>>938908209
I don't want to drug, I want to get better.
Haru Arima Kinen number one. Trust.

>>938908330
Yeah thats what i tell myself everyday too.
That seems like such a pain in the ass to accomplish.
I need to get a decent run on her though so maybe.

>>938908330
were you riding your bike under a rainy day?

Earth is so pretty right now

>>938908442
Me when you. Us
Did you know she sleeps with King Halo often?
>>938908477
No, haven't for a while.
My face hurts.
This cold sucks.

>>938908716
Among Us?
I did not, I guess even a bitch like King Halo can't seethe about a creature as lovable as Haru.

>>938908716
so how did you get sick?

>>938908874
you like demons don't you

i have a jar of like2yr old cum
wonder if it smells

>>938908783
Amogus Nugget
She doesn't seethe lol, Haru sometimes gets up to use the toilet at night, and is so sleepy she ends up getting into King's bed.
Also King wakes up Haru in the mornings because she worries Haru will oversleep.
>>938908855
Virus probably.
Why were you being eroi?

>>938909075
unlucky catch
me? when and where?
SWITCH

>>938909075
Cute cute cute.

>>938909290
>
>>938909177
I'm too good at catching things.
You, always, all the time.
Switch.

>>938909455
She really did it to herself.

>>938909455
gotta catch 'em all
no not me not right now
switch the switch

At what point did we start liking the multicolored horses?

>>938909636
To be fair, I wouldn't fight it either.
>>938909672
Bad.
Yes yes you always now, right.
Switch you.
>>938909853
Did you hear?

good night anons
I'll make Earth chan happy, tomorrow

>>938910353
It'd be like sleeping with a live plushie.

>>938910353
not bad
nonono no but I can't prove it
I don't switch

>>938910631
That one huge Kitasan Black plush.
>>938910768
Terrible.
The bay harbour gooner
Switched.

>>938911195
That said, do you remember/even know about the massive Miia daki that was floating around 10 or so years ago?
I always wanted one of those, I think it was like 7 meters long.

>>938910353
Yeah.
>>938910370
Good night.

>>938911195
could be worse
I don't know who they are
you switched?

>>938911274
First time in my life I hear this.
Plushie... wait.. Ah, monster musume, yes I have seen it!
>>938911331
I haven't, hard of hearing you see?
>>938911363
It's pretty bad.
You should watch Dexter, the show's hilarious.
No. I'm kinda dazed.

>>938911684
10 years, 18 comikets and one divorce later I still want one.

>>938911684
Stop wearing headphones then.

>>938911684
hang in there
I have a huge backlog
dazed from so much switching?

>>938911749
I'm kinda slipping, cold is kicking my ass.
>>938911756
Military grade tinnitus.
>>938911894
I want to let go more like.
Why are you carrying logs on your back? So strong.
I'm sick, like a dog.

>>938911943
Get your ass in bed and sleep it off.

>>938911943
go eep
you are too funny when sick
fetch medicine

>>938911943
I have always wondered how do the army men go to not go deaf from all the heavy weapons theyre firing without hear protections.
I guess they dont.

>>938911988
It's more like a nest, of heavy blankets. None attached under the matress...
I need a gatorade...
>>938912041
I'm not sleepy.
I'm always funny.
I'll take another sip of cough syrup.
>>938912161
They do give you earplugs.

>>938912401
They seem rather shody, judging from your condition.

>>938912401
Did you become a chicken?
Gatorade does go pretty hard.

uuuuuuuuuuuuhhh

>>938912443
They don't work if you don't use 'em.
>>938912463
No, more like, a cooler bird, idk, my head ow
I like blue.
>>938912712
Jill, hi

>>938912798
Why did you not use them.
>>938912712
Post your favorite Jill image.

>>938912798
A penguin?
I like orange.

>>938912401
I am but I won't go to bed yet
funnier right now it might be the cough syrup
chug chug chug

>>938912798
Sopmod, hi
>>938912831
no
why
no

>>938912885
Yes.
Because I want to see, amongst other reasons.
Why not.

>>938912831
I'm going to soak you in diesel.
>>938912857
Orange is cool.
Yeah that's cool, I want rabbits.
>>938912858
Is it my fault?
Reminded me, thanks.
I have none.
>>938912885
How are you? I got sick.

Melty is so sick.
>>938913133
Why rabbits?

>>938913133
Nice deflection.

>>938912984
no
>>938913133
what did you catch
planning more holes

>>938913187
Meat, fur, cute.
>>938913198
What's that?
>>938913288
Dunno, I'll spit in a bag and send it to you.
Where?

>>938913133
nonono all mine I keep staying up late
anytime
what flavor?

>>938913360
What if they bite your toes off?

>>938913360
wouldn't be the first time you spat on me
is it coughing or something else or like what
high nostrils maybe? i want to add another chain at some point

>>938913288
Ok.
>>938913360
The thing that maytard does every time you torment him.

>>938913438
I'm sorry, I'm too interesting and keep keeping you up late.
Always.
Blue.
>>938913441
I'll have rabbit foots to replace them with.
>>938913518
While drunk sounds believeable.
Cough and stuffy sinus.
My piercers gifted me some little chains last time, look.
https://files.catbox.moe/ap1s7d.jpg
>>938913584
I'm sorry, I don't know who that is.
Do you have any more questions?

>>938913777
Its alright, he doesnt deserve to be acknowledged.
Yes.

>>938913777
what color is what you're coughing up?
gold is nice

>>938913777
777 but unlucky day
you used to 100%
I like red

>>938913777
Wtf lucky 7s to go with your lucky rabbit feet.

>>938914004
Dry cough.
Thank you, one of my piercers said she "loves the composition" since she supposedly can never pull off gold tones.
>>938913845
Who?
You can talk to me y'know?
>>938914105
777 luck is relative.
I still drop by to see you.
Red is tasty, I try to drink 2.5 lts daily.

>>938914176
Sending luck your way. Tell me when it arrives.

>>938914201
just stay hydrated then, aim for a minimum of 2L a day, ideally 3L
and breathe in some steam once in a while, if you take hot showers. or drink tea with honey
I am now seeing you preemptively mentioned drinking 2.5L
i think a lot of people can actually pull off gold, it's just having the confidence to do it, which you have

>>938914201
next get is 6969
you mean the thread right?
2.5 what? cups? spoons? I checked my medicine cabinet and it had blue

>>938914318
Aite bet, depositing my life savings to an online casino as we speak.
Gates of Olympus here I come.

>>938914520
Love NSP, especially their cover of Kiss from a Rose

>>938914201
Hoo hoo.
I AM talking to you though.

>>938914331
I drain my sinus with saline if I have. I ran out tho.
I used to drink 2 but I move a lot, so it wasn't enough.
It feels nice to feel cared for.
My chains are still silver though, I have a thicker one and a short thin one I wear as a choker, with a pendant and a 5 yen coin a friend sent me.
>>938914421
Next get is special for you.
Yeah, I lurk sometimes.
Liters. Or is it litre?
Blue
>>938914520
Is that a hat? Or perhaps a snake that ate an elephant.
>>938914530
PLINKO.
>>938914572
Hah.
You're talking but you're not saying anything.

>>938914680
Nah that shit never hits.

>>938914680
I was expecting a hee hee.
That is a very accurate representation of a large portion of the conversations that transpire on these threads though.

>>938914680
hydration and adequate rest are the best things usually, personally i like menthol drops to help my throat too but a lot of people hate the taste
i should get non face jewelry someday

>>938914680
You should drain your sinus with a girls shart instead. You probably dont get to have any girls naked sphincters near your face, you’d definitely need to be so fucking lucky to have a girl poo into your nose and then inhale as hard as you can to get it all into your sinuses.

Quite the active thread tonight.

>>938914566
Easy agree. To this day I really love them, Danny is a pretty funny guy and I love that cover too, great stuff

>>938914680
It is her, the Kneesocks.

>>938914680
and who is going to get it?
why not post most times?
it can't be liters
blue power

>>938914714
Switch the ball for a horse. Trust.
>>938914752
Be better then maybe?
>>938914776
Lets go buy ginger chews, I like those a lot.
I've been thinking about rings but I may be uncomfortable.
>>938914931
Little Prince drawing.
>>938914963
Either of us.
I'm terminally employed, lol
Why not liters?
Blue supremacy.

>>938915056
Why ME specifically, Im not some kind of cornerstone for this place and me suddenly gaining sentience and spouting more interesting conversations wont make the rest of conversations taking place suddenly better.

>>938915056
idk if ive ever had those but ginger ale is a cure-all in my neck of the woods, so i bet they would be nice
i hate not being able to close my fingers together, i dont like feeling trapped with things around my neck, my options are limited

>>938915056
me I need a win
that's great right?
too many liters
you know what they say once you go blue

Fortnite battle pass

>>938915056
You're a little prince.

>>938915260
$15 Vbucks gift card? You want it?

>>938915338
https://youtu.be/WU9wahvX104?si=qPoBGsQYPMOaJ-iE

>>938915170
I want to see you succeed.
>>938915188
The soda? Sounds unhealthy.
I should eat more raw ginger.
Yeah that, the fingers thing. Better just tattoo black bands around my fingers instead.
>>938915229
You are a winrar.
Yeah but I get tired. Workload should improve from now on.
That's just enough.
I don't, I do not know.
>>938915338
Wowie.

>>938915519
What an odd thing to say.

>>938915378
Truly a masterpiece.

>>938915519
I know, quite the insult.

>>938915519
You will never get a tattoo
faggot trannys like you should not be allowed tattos
you always get gay shit anyway
blackouts and fertility symbols
>>938915589
why do you suck his cock so much

>>938915519
it is! but its tradition, i always got a can on puke days
you can eat it raw?????
i think i would die if i got a finger tattoo, my last artist went up barely on the hand and it was really rough

>>938915682
Can't wait for the One Punch Man collab~

>>938915519
free trial for life
haha you said work
watered down? yeah
ask around

>>938915728
hand tattoos are a waste
they rub off
hand tattoos are for prisoners not civilians

>>938915744
I am never going to touch that game. Requires too much sweat.
Helldivers 2, now that's a cozy atmosphere.

Fortnite is silly

>>938915728
Lol, I'm too sick to go shop.
Maybe, but I have a rather high pain threshold, all things considered.
Yeah you can eat a chunk, it's spicy tho.
I noticed some ibuprofens are spicy too if you chew them.
>>938915792
Winning at life.
J*b
I'll water you.
Ok, who?
>>938915682
So true so true.
>>938915589
I always say odd things.

>>938915892
You know the music, time to dance

watch out bro if you mention the filters it means you're upset

>>938915814
it's always nice to remind you your topics are not thread related and your avatar images are shit
i don't even have an erection

Close enough.

>>938915920
Yeah but since I dont read your other dialogue with the other NPCs that means that you only say weird things to me.

>>938915932
he is however beit because his discord avatarfag communication was interrupted

>>938915920
i still have to do stuff when sick, who else will snuggle the cat
i mean it was like 6 hours in and they hit the ulnar process pretty hard, i was in a rough spot
idk if ginger or ibuprofen will help but steam/water vapor will alongside rest

>>938915920
but at what cost
imagine
I'm having water right now
I can't tell you

>>938915900
Extremely

>>938915920
Doth though haveth ein retort?

>>938915930
Ba Dada dun dun dun dun duh, duh duh duh duh.

>>938916009
Good evening.

>>938916151
A shame I missed on the Killzone collab. I'm for sure not missing the Halo one, especially when Helldivers was originally pitched as an ODST game, I bet microshit feels hella silly after HD2's success

>>938916009
I think getting into leatherworking might be cool.
>>938916045
My cat caught a cold also, because the retard figured spending the night out was a good idea instead of coming home to sleep.
The funny bone?
I don't want to go shower, or dry my hair, I'd rather do that tomorrow morning.
>>938916049
Free trial.
Imagining.
Wow, exotic.
Rude.
>>938916151
Speak the king's english you troglodyte.

>>938916151
You have some questions to answer.
>>938916202
Arent you into int already.

>>938916202
for life
live it
I think I want a soda next or coffee
its rude to snitch

>>938916202
poor buddy i hope h gets better soon
i guess? that lil bony bump on the pinky side, mine sticks out and the skin isnt really thick there
you can lie to yourself and say youre being lazy because your'e going to rest a lot more tonight instead
rest sounds good but i gotta stay up for person:tm:

>>938916358
well everyone in this thread has been caught snitching besides me

>>938916419
Sex.

>>938916419
Do you desire the $14 Fortnite card?

aldi now continue the sexual imagery
you can be lewd and blog

>>938916452
Hold up
>>938916477
Yes give me the goku skin

>>938916200
I have never played it, genuinely looking forward to the release on Tuesday. Xbox only in this household.
They certainly should feel stupid. I like the aestetic of it all, literally only reason I bought live in like a year.

>>938916202
I refuse.

>>938916238
And they are?

>>938916238
I don't practice it, but I do enjoy watching it.
>>938916358
For life.
Love it?
I want a redbull.
Ruwude.
>>938916395
Same, he'll be fine.
Imagine on the ankle lol.
Me when I rest, doomscroll.
Person tm, I don't like person, they give trauma

i need to shoot cum

>>938916590
Why did you decided to (You) me there? Why did you decided to talk to me after not having talked during the last 2 hours?
>>938916589
Ok.
>>938916640
You skinning rabbits and making stuff with there carcases is tangentially related, its just a different material.

>>938916589
You want sum nike black air force to go along with that?

>>938916590
It's total chaos and I love it

>>938916670
Why did you say that? Do you have your sights set on dying today?
>>938916712
Do not ask questions you already know the answers to.

>>938916640
still, sick animals make me sad
i havent figured out legs yet, but my arms are almost all planned out now
whats doomscroll, try hopebrowsing instead
theyre good person tbqh

>>938916640
fo sho
sell it
you can't you are sick
so ruwudwu

>>938916823
do not steal my phrases

>>938916754
>Why did you say that?
Because that image is Sex coded, and no amount of coping on your part will change that.
>Do you have your sights set on dying today?
I always have my sights set on dying, I fucking hate my life.

>>938916764
He sure likes to aim at me when he sneezes.
Lobster tattoo when?
Corecore
Hard to believe. (He who has not tasted grape says sour)
>>938916823
Speaking jibe.
Sell what?
I am...
It's hard to keep track, dizzy.
>>938916670
That's just animals...

>>938916900
then end it you depressed shitfaggot
stop being a coward and do it

>>938916670
To wish you a good evening.
Because I was busy for 2 hours, and enjoy talking to you.

>>938916712
Its exactly what I'm hoping for. I like a game that gives support options. I shall be a grand medic in the service of Super Earth.

>>938917014
youre the tissue
lobster wasnt on the agenda but i could find a spot? i need to start designing the others soon
blessedcore
theyre great people

this thread is so trash
garbage images and just hugboxing

>>938917014
What do you mean?
>>938917089
Suspicious.
Not busy enough to not talk to everyone else, clearly.

>>938917014
yes
anything
so no redbull or bluebull
lay down?

elon made marie rose the face of X

>>938917216
How so?
Fair point.

im getting kinda hard going through these images

>>938917482
I dont know I just think its weird.
You dont have to talk to me every day, surely you know that.

>>938916900
Sex coded? Imagine sitting in the privacy of your own home in a pair of shorts and a tank top and some incel on the internet says your sex coded! I can't believe you. Have sex right now.
Based, same but unironically.

>>938917209
I'm not the issue...
I see octopus are common.
Yearncore.
I'll take your word.
>>938917216
It's not the same.
>>938917266
Redbull.
I am laying, yeah.

sex

>>938917614
In what way?
You tend to be the one who initiates conversation, I could say the same to you.

>>938917646
sharks are trendy too right now but im already set on another
dreamwave
you should

>>938917646
nobull
hydrate

>>938917984
So are horses, horsegirls.
Hope
Okay
>>938918149
I'll try

You cannot make me.

>>938918490
>>938918490
>>938918490

>>938918310
try hard