Waifu thread

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless you roll trips)
>Only one claim per person
>Keep RP/ERP in private.
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No oversexualized content
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

>>938961471
What a week, I need a drink.
>>938961428
It's probably gas station boner pills.

>>938915728
Lol, I'm too sick to go shop.
Maybe, but I have a rather high pain threshold, all things considered.
Yeah you can eat a chunk, it's spicy tho.
I noticed some ibuprofens are spicy too if you chew them.
>>938915792
Winning at life.
J*b
I'll water you.
Ok, who?
>>938915682
So true so true.
>>938915589
I always say odd things.

>>938551999
I'm not expecting it, but it'd sure be funny.
I have to hack off the guard of my knife again and do some filing, and it'll finally feel perfect for me.