Thread 942273887

Waifu thread

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless you roll trips)
>Only one claim per person
>Keep RP/ERP in private.
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No oversexualized content
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

soup image

FUCK
I COULD HAVE SAID SOUPMOD

>>942273887 (OP)
Avatar thread lmao
waifu doesn't exist anymore

>>942273923
xd

I'm Jill, I'm Jill, I'm jill im jill imjill~

Stewmod.

perpetual stewmod

>>942281035
There is a guy online that made one, he is on day 200 or so.

>>942281184
imagine

I love my wife.

>>942281473
AYYY IT'S JOHN WIFEGUY HERE

>>942281280
Remember to tighten your threaded jewelry

>>942282140
all one(1) pieces is tight since i changed it yesterday

>waifu
dudes talking about living gay lifestyles 24/7

>>942282610
I still have to go pick up an order I made, longer spikes.

>waifu
>Homosexual hangout

>>942283326
longer spoons for soup

I'm here to post wonderful Earth, because they stumbled into my rotten mind, and taught me true happiness. Thank you mousey.

>>942283823
earth, the biggest soup bowl if you think about it

>>942285482
a very strange shape for a soup bowl. but if these are soup bowls, then maybe the soup bowls on Earth are the odd ones.

>>942285550
you're a strange bowl

>>942285764
I'm normal to me

>>942285808
i'm gonna fill you with soup and then eat it all

damn

>>942286409
see>>942283425

>>942286347
that's a bit intimate, anonymous

>>942286491
stew then

hedgehog stew
Earth chan looks so comfy from here. I think I will go to sleep. Good night anon.

>>942292432
waowewuwa is that elitist meme image? you fancy summabitch

>>942294412
you wear kneesocks while getting fucked

>>942294923
Beautiful

>>942273923
xdddddd

>>942294412
What is this.

>>942299505
hehehe look at that cat

>>942300301
What are you talking about.

>>942283326
Oh yes she is quite cute. Thank you friend.

>>942300721
Why do you never post your waifu and call her cute. Why do you only call other peoples waifus cute.

>>942300797
I think it's fun, I think the girl is cute, but perhaps I'm just trying to be encouraging, friend. Would you say the same if I were to post her? thank you friend.

>>942301661
>perhaps I'm just trying to be encouraging
Fair enough.
>Would you say the same if I were to post her?
Yeah, probably. For the same reason too.

>>942301982
Ohh perhaps I'll post her soon. Thank you so very much friend.

>>942302698
Is there a cunny ending where Julliane ends with Dorothy.

>>942302808
Good luck.

>>942302816
>cunny ending
don't call it that.

>>942302933
I am stating facts as they are.
How should it be called them.

>>942302816
The Dorothy extra ending is just her visiting Jill at her apartment and chatting, then you get the confirmation that Dorothy's guardian was the mother of Anna.

>>942303611
Cringe, imagine having a loli prostitute and not having the girl failure MC finally hook up with her after the former 9999 attempts.

>>942303710
Attempts? At best it was just Dorothy flirting with Jill to embarass her.

>>942303913
Thats just what you tell to yourself to mask your seething jealousy because you want that ass only for yourself.
Its alright though, I get you.

>>942304072
terrible attempt reminder he is gay and can't be jealous of anything so the lore dig is meaningless and just tryhard

https://youtube.com/shorts/NisO3R64Jfs

>>942304072
No that's the fucking story.

>>942305541
Yeah, the story you made in your mind lmfao gottem.

>>942305573
You didn't even play the game so whatever you say is irrelevant by default.

>>942305615
Youre so chronically anti fun goddamn.

>>942305647
I like mildly annoying people, it's a great activity. I learned it from the best.
>(You)

>>942305715
Youre not even annoying me, youre just dissapointing me.
Im not even the best at that, you know that.
Those knees look kind of jank.

>>942305715
>nigga flirting
how is it flirting you ask
starts as mock insult but in special context the green text it becomes a compliment so it is gay playful flirting

gay hookup thread

>>942305831
Same thing at the end of the day.
Who would be then.
A little bit now that you say so, didn't really pay much attention to that part.

>>942306055
How do I even dissappoint you, that makes no sense.
I dont know who the best is, because annoying people are annoying, I just know that there are a lot of better people than me at that, Anzu is one that knows how to push buttons really well whenever hes not into his weird mood swings.
How. Half of the drawings is focused on her legs.

The best things about Anzu are that she is cute, small, blonde, lazy, and good at math.

big gays goddamn annoying faggots are annoying
both of you fags kill yourselves

>>942306301
Wow friend you are right. She is very lovely and seems as if she could be good with complex equations. Thank you friend.

>>942306301
Are you going to answer why did you say that Tsugu and I are not part of the same camp now.

On occasion some really strange things make me wanna cry. Cry? Hah. You know who else may cry?

>>942306550
no

>>942306550
MY MUM

>>942306743
(You)
>>942306851
>MUM
british detected. I'm not safe racist "le british are cringe" but that was very british of you and I think you should reflect on that

>>942306924
Purposefuly mispelling things is british now?

>>942306241
What? Making you annoyed or disappointed is the same thing.
I wouldn't be too sure, you do have a point though.
It's a picture I rarely posted.

>>942306550
The Devil?

>>942306924
people who are chronically online and not from english speaking countries steal british phrases. it's cringe
>>942307024
aluminium is the correct way however and is so because it's a british invention

>>942307029
Its not, in one I feel something, in the other one I feel nothing.

>>942307024
Well, yeah, basically, and putting Us in things.
I guess, actually, it's more that it's an American thing to take the Us OUT of their parent words...
>>942307029
JACKPOT!!!!
>>942307084
Somehow british english asserts its dominance over the non-english world yet. The sun never sets, or so they say...
>aluminium is the correct way
dash yourself against the stones

>>942307100
See, I was right.

>>942307133
Wow! Did I win something?

>>942307173
Are you trying to annoy me by being intentionally retarded? Its not really working.
>>942307133
Cringe.
Do you know the history behind that?

>>942307173
You win a Berry Delight.
>>942307331
I will admit despite my unfettered patriotism, I also have British blood, which I suppose means I have the license to enjoy an occasional "behaviour" or perhaps "favour", but never EVER "colour", it makes you look pompous!!
It was a combination of things, mostly from dictionary makers at the time, to 1) Create a slightly simplified English devoid of vestigialities such as "musick" and 2) Create a distinct flavour of English specifically for use within the United States. Pretty cool, right?

>>942307331
No, what I'm saying is that you don't feel anything period, so it doesn't really matter how you say you feel.

>>942307493
NOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzXypRExoc8

>>942307706
But I DO get annoyed, what are you talking about.
>>942307493
I thought it was because the redacters charged by letters, and so by removing letters people got to pay them less.

>>942307706
In my neck of the woods the "Berry Delight" is a fountain pepsi with added blue raspberry flavor. The more you know.
>>942307766
Might have some truth but when you're printing at the scale of an entire dictionary, omission of the occasional vowel is likely a diminishing return. I bet it's a myth.

>>942307897
Maybe. Its the truth when it comes to fr*nch though, they charged by letters so they added a lot of usesless letters to all the words.

>>942306462
Most likely not but I will if you want me to.
>>942306550
Thank you for the Anzu.

>>942307766
I thought those times you were just pretending.

>>942307897
If you put it as a drink then it should be "Fragolino", strawberry grapes wine, it has berry, it is a delight and also gives you motivation.

>>942307989
do you have any meritous reason to hate the french or is it just that they sound funny?
>>942308046
I love it when Anzu's hair is huge. Sometimes people just draw her hair so wide. Lots and lots of room on the X axis only. It's really wonderful.
>>942308052
I reckon I could find many different types of "Berry Delight" at the liqa sto. Most rob me of sanity, but I guess that is the price to pay, for power... I give up with most wines, though...

>>942308046
I want you to.
>>942308052
Its a mixed bag, sometimes I am pretending for comedic effect, sometimes something genuinely makes me cringe, but most of the time I just feel mild frustration when you guys behave like retards.
>>942308294
I fucking despise their language and they are the reason the one nationality I am genuinely racist towards is there being a nuisance. Plus their people are very fucking obnoxious. Hating on them is just a safe racism thing, like with indians.

>>942308294
Nothing is free as they say, and if it is you're the product. How so?

>>942308386
Makes sense. You should do that too sometimes.

>>942308550
What? Behaving like an obtuse retard? Pass, thats annoying when you guys do it and itd be annoying if I did it too. Best you get from me is behaving like Ardyn and making innapropiate questions to try and get something out of people (it never fucking works because all of you are allergic to fun).

>>942308386
So, no meritous reason. Duly noted!
>>942308550
Ah, it appears my dmc reference went unnoticed...
Unpalatable in terms of flavour. I can't exactly pinpoint the issue from memory unfortunately. Bitter? Not exactly... Though, I recall them being better accompanied by savoury foods, which I suppose is the purpose of wine in the first place, and I imagine it may come down to an issue of protocol on my end!!

>>942308693
Why ask the question at all, there are no good reasons to hate an entire nationality depending on your perspective on things.

>>942308619
That's why you never have fun, because I am instead. You should try something else perhaps.

>>942308693
I think I know which it is, I didn't play any of the dmc games, only know of the bury the light meme.
It could also be bad wine too, you can easily drink the good one on an empty stomach and a pack of smokes without problems.

>>942308767
I long since stopped chasing "fun" around, its not worth it, it never arrives, and its pointless. I just make normal conversation if I see the chance and thats it.

>>942308763
Seemed to me from your previous posts that you at least didn't much care for the french. Why else would you censor the word french?
>>942308767
I also have only played portions of 3 and just absorb jokes from my obsessed friends. Lol.
That sounds like something an old Chicagoan Detective would do. Yeah, some good old wine and a pack of luckies sounds like a decisive choice... A chance to really figure some soykaf out... I believe I will try...

>>942309068
It could have been a pretty bad attempt at a joke.

>>942308294
Someone has once said she looks like a mushroom.
>>942308386
I have to rescind my prior statement you are in a unique camp all of your own creation. You will get no further elaboration for now as I am sleep.

>>942308900
I didn't really mean it as chasing it, just trying different ways to get it when there's the chance.

>>942309068
Fair enough lole
Surely with the proper meal prepped and everything the experience would be better, but again I'm pretty sure the main reason is bad wine, there's some pretty good bittersweet ones out there.
Figure soykaf out?

>>942309140
Thats so cool! Epic. Good night.
>>942309142
Such as? The only approximation that could work is going back to default settings and behaving like in 2018-9, and that aint happening, too mentally taxing.
Everything else fails unless your name is Anzufag.

I must sleep looking forward to church tomorrow all you goodhearted fellows thank you for talking to me be well !!!!
>>942309119
That thing I said about hating on british being safe edgy, the french fall into that too I think. But fair enough.
>>942309140
Truke. It's the way her twintails are tied off for sure.
>>942309142
Go play dmc by the way its epic. But don't play 2 or the Remaster. Unless you're into that kind of thing
Yeah I totally believe you, now I'm just impressed that people can get sloshed off of cheap barefoot or box wine lol. Also I don't understand the whole alcohol with meal thing for the most part. For a meal, nothing is actually as fulfilling and edifying as just a regular glass of chilled water... Wine too dehydrating...
Yeah. Soykaf, stuff, shit, same same. Though the action mentioned is lent more from the nicotine than the alcohol, it still pairs successfully to an extent in the way of creative problem solving, I believe!

>>942309220
Do as you wish, maybe you can think of something new.
The situation isn't that disastrous now lol

>>942309409
I'll give it a look.
I've seen way worse but I understand the stupor lmao
It's more like you lightly sip it during meals, and also you have water on the side, you generally don't wash down food with wine.
Ah I see your point kek
Have a good one and rest well Dolce.

>slow thread
Did you guys hang out on DC again?

It's sunday morning, they are sleeping in or going to church.

>>942312823
You should be sleeping more too or doing something fun.

>>942312998
I sleep enough.
I have a list of things to do.
What had gotten you so upset last time?

>>942313140
That is good to know if that is true.
Is lurking the thread one of them?
It would be best not to say it. On this website specifically, it's not related to this thread really.

>>942313218
I mean.. it is true, lol.
I give it a glance every once in a while, I've been awake a few hours by now.
Yeah it's just I wasn't a fan of the way I got talked to, is what rubbed me off the wrong way, hence I didn't add much else that day.

I'm here to post Earth, who's my love!! my love
>>942292432
cute
>>942302933
this post made me laugh
>>942307029
you get it!!
>>942313140
clownmod2

Who tf youd me after 12 hours?

>>942313451
Clowner.

>>942313368
Just in case I caught you complaining about lack of sleep while checking this thread.
I mean you aren't missing out so much since the board is slower now than what it used to be. I still hate going to reddit though.
My bad. It was too much for me that I kept thinking about it for a few days before that post was erased to my memory. My apologies for being part of my crash out.

>>942313468
it was Anon Y. Maus
>>942313514
system of a clown
I like that the background characters in that image are depicted with the anatomy of a wet rag

>>942313556
You can scold me then if I do that but right now I'm good with my sleep.
A lot of traffic stayed in 8 ch probably.
No one could pay me to interact with reddit.
How are you feeling now?
>>942313650
She probably drenches plushies in milk and throws them against the wall.

We out here gettin a full night uh sleep n shit.

>>942313776
I mean, what else would a robot girl do with milk? It's understandable. Nice girlgasp
I just had an idea for a new clown.
>>942313908
That's the mission!

>>942313776

You are not gonna scold me for staying up in the morning?
You cannot bring me therel but that is their loss. Every time I google something they are always on the top search so you can't avoid them that much.
I feel better now. Hopefully that will not happen again.

what;s sleep

>>942313950
It is not a mission easily accomplished.

>>942313950
Did you want me to?
Right they always come up on the top results, and only actually have an answer half of the time. I was looking up a jacket and one guy said he got one recently, everyone asked for a link and he never replied. The adidas chinese new year jacket, one in red.
Alright.
>>942313950
She can drink milk.
Hjønk
>>942314046
What you'll get after your two weeks.

>>942313974
from: Soup2
to: (You)
content:
Did you want me to?
Right they always come up on the top results, and only actually have an answer half of the time. I was looking up a jacket and one guy said he got one recently, everyone asked for a link and he never replied. The adidas chinese new year jacket, one in red.
Alright.
>>942314046
sleep is when you can relax for a while, with closed eyes.

>>942314247
Thank you Erdelien.

>>942314176
im gonna get whats coming to me
>>942314247
that sounds gross, imagine relaxing

>>942314361
Like the jonkler once said.
You get what you fucking deserve. (A raise and more rest)

>>942314247
*Soup2poster
>>942314361
I found someone who makes it enjoyable when they're around me.
>>942314333
prego
nice trips

>>942314176
Please?
I looked it up and it looks great. Why not check it out on eBay? Shipping won't cost you that much too since I found lots of it.

Good morning

>>942314386
rather get what happens after that
>>942314456
ew even grosser

>>942314471
I uh... alright.
Have you been neglecting your sleep again? You are so stubborn, I've told you it's important that you get proper rest, if not for yourself atleast do it for me, can I ask for that favor?
There, I think..
I found a brand that is open about doing reproductions, a hundred doesn't seem that extreme for a suede jacket either.
I have to mend my coat today and go pick up a pair of jeans I got tailor made.
>>942314456
What an odd thing to say.
Nice singles.
>>942314503
Good morning Seras.
>>942314531
MONEY.

>>942314752
i meant in the movie

>>942314844
What movie?

>>942314752
Oh my, that's what I needed ^^;
I agree because they are scalped so they cost much, they're probably much cheaper when it was released.
You are the type of person who doesn't want to base your fashion on clothing brands. Is that costly to you?

>>942314881
jonathan kler

>>942306550
me

>>942315060
I'm not even sure how to respond.
Yeah the thing about that one is it was a China only exclusive, so scalpers are the only way it reached the west.
I don't care about brands, and nothing I wear has brand logos, but Adidas is the one store brand I don't mind, it's the three stripes that get me.
The most I've spent was 64 on one of my coats iirc.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/313244497838
This one actually.
100-120 for a jacket? Yeah, it's the kind I can pay in cash but might as well do credit to be comfortable in the monthly budget.
>>942315081
That one reminds me of this one movie, about a guy, the jonkeler.

>>942312621
they do it the entire time
it's honestly the best choice unless they want 7 threads on the catalog in a day which will get them autosaged again

the reason it goes so fast is because it's an avatar thread so it's going to reach 150 limit quickly since even extremely low quality posts will have images
(all posts are extremely low quality btw)

>>942314752
it means "you're welcome" in italian, I think. Thank you.

>Have you been neglecting your sleep again? You are so stubborn, I've told you it's important that you get proper rest, if not for yourself atleast do it for me, can I ask for that favor?


gay hookup thread

>>942315317
is that the one about the joke guy?

>>942315391
Completely unrelated.
>>942315323
Mpreg emoji.

>womens jacket

TRANNY

mayfag routine
>take a shit
>1-6 beers
>get out of bed
>1-6 beers
>scroll for ragebait reaction images
>1-6 beers
>orbit this thread for 15 hours and fall asleep
>repeat
>>942315434
mousepreg

clown thinks clothing is gendered
>>942315434
oh damn i must have missed this one then

>>942315488
i've been sober
besides i was right about everything
>>942315504
Cope

Imagine being this fragile lol.
>>942315504
https://youtu.be/pVbtFP40E50?si=82eAYh01AuNsE0Ll
This is the movie.
>>942315488
Mousepreg

>>942315549
imagine being a tranny in the closet and getting btfo'd as hard as you did

>>942315549
sometimes i worry about my cooking skill but this makes me feel better

>>942315616
Glad it helped.

reminder i called him gay once and he had the longest running meltdown ever with every single poster instead of going oh yea you're right i am a faggot tranny

no though it's gonna continue the cope is unreal

>>942315504
in german it is
female: pants, pantyhose, underwear, jacket, glasses
male: shoe, suit, bra, skirt
neutral: shirt, dress
>>942315549
crazy hamburger :) I know this one :)

>>942315763
In spanish it's similar
Female : sneakers, shirts, tshirts, skirt, jacket
Male: shoes, pants, coat, hat
But the gendered is the language not the clothes.

>>942315763
your words are funny even wall is female but no it's for the female body type because women have different size shoulders wider hips etc. it's uncomfortable for men to wear women's clothing well typical men atleast

>>942315317
No need. I would like to say thank you though.... I will try to fix my sleep again since you are being sincere to me.
Ah that makes sense. I wonder how you find that if it's not available outside China. Someone is in need of warm clothing I must say, hopefully it was in totally good condition. I mean the price is not that bad, I hope that it suits you well or else you wasted your money for nothing (also I hope it doesn't look awkward for asian people when they see that).

>>942315322
This is /b/ board so you don't have to be surprised about the low quality post. I found out that there are more general threads now than a simple discussion thread here now

>>942314752
Hi Hi, it's been awhile

Not much has happened just playing KCD2 and making lunch for tomorrow

>>942315878
well, as long as they aren't designed to be supported by your breasts or genitals, you can wear what you want. Few things as manly as doing whatever you want with your life regardless of the opinions of others.

>>942316027
so based

>>942315910
Just don't ruin it on purpose if you want me to scold you again, we can find other things.
I've always been interested in fashion, you just hadn't asked. They had another fashion show where they announced another batch of China exclusives, and a possible re run of that red one.
Yeah the condition was mint, and 60 for suede/leather is alright.
Yeah, of course it suits me, I tried it at the store. Usually the part that gets in the way the most is shoulders being too broad, but that one fit me well.
Cultural appropiation is not much of a concept as a whole here, only people that would even say anything close to that are sheltered posh kids, virtue signalers and whatnot.
>>942315946
Kingdom Come? I love Pebbles!
Is it fun?
>>942316027
Cause you're a punk rocker yes you are

>reverse roles
the white chud republican is calling out the latinx lgbt of cultural appropriation lol

what a world we live in today

>>942316175
I wonder why I smiled

>>942316301
Because we are.

>>942316175
Yes, I'm doing a hardcore run where I'm not allowed to use weapons I dont make myself, and only allowed to use armour I get from quest rewards or loot chests

>>942317778
So not even looted from bodies?
That does sound harcore.

>i'm a punk rocker
>is seeking group approval
Fashion punk fakiking sex pistol faggot

wear a swasi shirt and take modeling pictorials sid or rather nancy you fucking proven nancy faggot

don't go deleting your lgbt hashtags youll be the 5th to do so although closeted i doubt they wrre ever there

>>942317920
At this point I'm basically running with no armour at all

>>942318547
Actual psychopath behaviour.
So that means no fakexcalibur for example?

>>942318951
Unless you can forge it, I would be able to use the reforged version of Martin's blade for example. I want to see if I can get a blueprint for a saber because I want to try using the,

Forgot the image lol>>942319341

>>942319341
>>942319381
You forgot the rest of the post too.
Got me at the edge of my seat.

>>942319669
*them*
That's it
I just hit comma instead of the M

I managed to find a D&D campaign over the summer btw yesterday I got to cast my first fireball as the party wizard

>>942320046
Did you do it indoors and blow up the team?

>>942320388
Nope, the party was within a small temple, and a group of cultists had trapped us inside. They were dumb enough to group together and I was able to damage nearly all of them, and kill 3 of them outright.

Looking forward to next session because we're leveling up to 6 and i will unlucky my manifest mind which will allow me to communicate much better with everyone since I am unable to speak.