Thread 938534717

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/O3TsVaFR870?si=2osvDGGbQAL9JRPf

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

>>938534538 ~(Akari)~
Kitty squish!
I understand. I fall asleep with all the lights on and YouTube playing.
>moonlight image
My waifu could be up on one of those buildings.

>>938534717 (OP)
Thanks for baking.

>>938534799
You and plenty of others. Seems easier to accommodate.
Sleep is a hoax.
>My waifu could be up on one of those buildings.
Your waifu should just join them for tea instead.

anzu lost btw sharty won
kys pedo

>>938532506
Not really, no. You old buttthinker.

>>938534914
>Your waifu should just join them for tea instead.
She would enjoy that, and they would be well protected as well.

>>938536418
Delusional buttsniffer.

>>938537515
Lovely Shimmy, lovely parasol, lovely music.
Or wait, is that Shimmy?

>>938537810
>She would enjoy that.
I figured she might, but unfamiliar as I am, I did not dare claim so.
>Well protected.
...I don't think they particularly need that, but I would not mind if they were.

>>938537888
That is not Shimmy, thats Hieda no Akyuu. Cool trips though.

>>938537970
In the care of a samurai.
Now that I've been thinking about tea, I feel like an unsweet tea from McDonald's.

>>938538044
>Hieda no Akyuu
Shit, look at this image and then look at my regular claiming post image.

>>938538044
>>938537888

>>938538271
Looking.

>about to take pictures of beautiful Yui murals
>it was all a dream

what the fuck is up dennys

>>938538329
You were probably expecting more. I am overly enthusiastic about such comparisons.

>>938538563
A Grand Slam?

>>938538271
Good care, I'm sure.
Parasol enjoyers.
You can get regular tea at McDonalds?

nigga posted cp

nope

btw im the strongest of aneki and animus it was passed to me
mocking waifu
because i killed waifu

i got chen voice i hear her often

>>938538988
Indeed. I love the unsweet tea, especially when it's super strong.
I need to buy a new iced tea jug for making it in the sun.

Posting Outlaw Idol!

cute domination

>>938539340
I have to ask: is Unsweet tea just... ya know, regular tea?

>>938537810
Proof?

>>938539454
Iced tea, yes, but not sweetened.
You have to understand, here the default is always sweetened tea, which is not only not healthy, but kills the flavor of the tea.
It so much so the default that I always have to double check that they entered unsweet tea in my order, because sometimes they just think "tea" and give the default, which is sweetened.

>>938539525
Man posts in s/fur and has a fox waifu and would have us believe he doesn't sniff the butt...
But that's all I will say, as I don't like to sound as though I'm attacking one's waifu.

>>938539632
>here the default is always sweetened tea.
Yeah, I figured as much. Or at least, I figured it was prevalent enough to warrant the distinction.
Sounds unfortunate if you're not a fan.

>>938539677
That's like, idk man, a you opinion. Perhaps a projection.

>>938539959
Beautiful

>>938539729
I've tried to get away from it more & more and enjoy tea for how it is naturally. Also since I've cut out as much sugar from my daily diet as possible.

>>938539785
I project no butt sniffing. Keep me out of your lifestyle.

>>938539959
Mamimi.

>>938540603
Ah, the standard room temperature IQ "no u" reply. Same old, same old.

>>938540713
You did it first, so what does that make you?

Anyway, I'm off for now. I will return later on, but until then, I hope you all enjoy your day or night.

>>938541100
A giraffe.

Quite the thread tonight.

Quiet: the thread
Fixed that for you

>>938547868
A silent night as it were.
How are we Sop?

>>938547955
Personally I'm more of a fan of "Starry Night" myself.
I'm okay, you?

I love my wife.

>>938548630
Would she be good at Peggle?

>>938548501
More of a fan of his self portrait.
I'm well.

>>938548986
I'm more of a fan of his deeds.
I'm weller.

>>938534717 (OP)
Git gud.

>>938549108
Great movie right there.
I'm a fan of your bourbon. More of an E H Taylor man, but youre still good.

>>938548923
She is extremely quick to learn any task(as long as it is not social or emotional in nature) and can reach levels far above those of humans, so I believe she would be good at Peggle.

Is your wife any good at Peggle? Also, is she considered a weapon herself or is she an android who is nicknamed after the weapon she holds?

>>938549523
I don't know the movie. Do you know the game?
>>938549682
Yuki would be cracked at peggle I know it.
Sop wouldn't be good out of skill but she'd get nice combos out of sheer luck.
The girls in girlsfrontline are Autonomous Dolls, androids, the ones in the first game are named like guns because in the setting, they are working in the military (a mercenary company) and it is easier on paper to treat them like assets, so they get assigned a weapon and that becomes their codename, after the military, most of them chose new names for themselves, but some kept it, like Nagant, Mosin Nagant, Springfield, Soppu.

>>938550626
The game that you've lost?

>>938534717 (OP)
>waifu thread

>>938550752
like everything on this board
something dead being posted

>>938550702
You could say I'm at a... loss.
>>938550752
Gato

>>938551134
GAO BISOU FINGER YOUR NEO GASH LOSER SEPHARDIC KIKE

>>938551134
inheritance is a jewish concept and i still inherit more and done more than you
fuck off tranny

>>938551134
It is always interesting to speak with you. Circles, it tends to go in circles.

imma buy another 24 pak i blacked out some fag thought i been posting
fucking spics are all one gender on god that being bitch
my people used to shoot dozens of brazers lol racist crew

>>938551366
You yell at my hill to hear the echo, I yell at your hill to see if I can cause an avalanche.

mi no englais me hecho en mehico me get stabbed up at the beach

>>938551667
You truly are the yang to the ying in this little exchange.
If you are expecting an avalanche, you are going to be sorely disappointed.

>>938551999
I'm not expecting it, but it'd sure be funny.
I have to hack off the guard of my knife again and do some filing, and it'll finally feel perfect for me.

>>938551999
2 trannys inside
2 trannys inside
both trannys dated a minor and deserve to be killed

why did kneesocks date mi loo

>>938552152
Thats zen baby.
That feels a tad unsafe, you could always just get a better fitting knife. I wouldn't know, I've used the same knife for like six years. Stanley sheet rock knife from like the 90s.

>>938551134
whoa

>>938552437
why did you date a little boy?

>>938552441
hi sono

>>938552437
Zen
There is enough guard for that, no hand slipping onto the blade.
I got a good knife and I believe in modifying things to fit your needs.
I have a frontier 1917, I'll show you a pic later.
>>938552441
Waoh.

misato!

>>938552738
hoaw android knees

ok food in now time remind nep he sent me a link of his female lingerie

>>938552852
Android wife.
>>938552806
Wine aunt.

>>938553028
there's no waifufags
waifu is dead

>>938552738
Fair enough, I leave tooling to more professional individuals. I do believe in customization to the individual, and I do. I just stay in my wheelhouse.
If its the one I found while googling, its very nice.

>>938553105
please stop drawing also you're in a self killed thread give up you weren't a waifufag anyways

>>938553028
androids wearing all white

>>938553225
hi sono

go back to discord

>>938553105
https://files.catbox.moe/vs95nf.jpg
You can see where I cut off the front handguard and left enough to cover the fingers. I'm thinking of cutting off the back, but leave it flush.
>>938553225
Okay, here.

>>938553493
Would you not want to keep it for leverage. You would be far more capable with it catching in the crook of your thumb and index by leaving it. Also feels a tad bit unwieldy with so little catch to your knuckle. Accident waiting to happen with that, but its your knife and if you think you'll prefer it that way, do it.

sometimes i forget this threads is only becrobumped it literally stopped existing 10yrs ago shits as dead as galileos uncle
faggot wait fu threads are only a thing literally to necrobump just to say they're part of b

>>938553709
What leverage? I don't see any dexterity to holding it like that.
The reason I want to cut the back flush is because, the angle is too sharp, and it digs into my hand while holding it, so I'll cut it, and file the borders a bit more round.
You can choke up and hold it with your index on that belly below where the edge begins.
Oh, no it's plenty, the guard there reaches a bit past my knuckles.
For something so large, it is quite wieldy, I can process a whole chicken using only that.

>>938553968
Shut the fuck up you wear dresses

Life is thriving in the milky way, alone I've waited for anything
The end of this insanity, alas they have arrived
You've been away for far too long
The origin of my existence finally has come

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

death let me tell you about death. It isn’t a shadow waiting at the edge of your vision, or a scream in the dark. No… death is patient. It walks with us, hand in hand, from the day we’re born. Out here, in the wasteland of bee, it wears many faces. And when it comes, it doesn’t ask permission. It simply takes. Some call it an ending.

>>938553709
Good evening Kneesocks claimer. How is your Saturday night going thus far?
I see Relm drew your waifu for you. It's very nice.

>>938553968
Hey stranger.

>>938558094
kneesocks is a homo he can't have a waifu
animus like me will have a waifu before a faggot

>>938558094
Dr. LoveStrange

>>938558618
tranny lol doxed tranny

>>938558618
Oh how I despise that movie.
How was your week?

>>938558921
When your paps die like gamileo imma post it lol imma get in your head until you kys like 5 others

juley im seriously waiting btw wnd it will never stop

galileo is gonna commit suicide :)

kisses from shima rin

i said i was anti social before even posting here
your fault you thought i was some regular who just has revenge issues wgen ill go against everyone actually now 10yrs ago now 13 i was literally the meanest bastard
im gonna urk you its too slow to exist now

>>938559309
Very lovely waifu and sentiment. How are you tonight?

>>938559882
fake waifag kys when i get the chance i will literally not stop parading

guine pig is dead guine pig

jykes unxle is dead when his close family dies imma

>>938561010
i wont follow btw waifu animus and aneki including offshoots that keep imageboards alive is dead although i was literally given the torch because i have no bias but jealous fags wanted and i literally didn't ask and they literally nonstop attack me because i pretended 3yrs ago about some bullshit

nigga posted cp lmao

>>938561525
You mean mi loo lol possum did actually

cross posting names is cancer
soxial network fags are worse cancer than spam by bots lol

im literally everywhere if you seriously made me a target you will literally kill the board because in old asf

i mean seriously with lil bit targeting you have severely slowed the board it's almost 4hrs to a op 404
literally stop retard you're killing the board to be known

i should move on janny literally deleted non/b thread but i have to say this has been aggravating i want to go back to insulting trolling waifu with relatable posts but they won't allow it and i fexted 1
7 generals who produce oc

>>938561909
Lovely Takane.

>>938562407
waifu is dead

i frew up

>>938565193
>>938565121
lol killed your community

imnon backwash because time fml

>>938565193
Brat!

>>938565438
hi sono

nigga posted cp lmao

>>938566226
dead community

I am the beast I worship

>>938568017
Subatomic penetration rapid fire through your skull

For nep. Heppi fex.

>>938573314
happy fox receiving happy cocks

every day I love Earth a little bit more. Today a big bit. What happened? I wanted to tell you, anon, that Earth chan really likes us, I think, and also that I love Earth chan.
You know, if elephants find smaller humans cute, as that one post online says, then maybe big Earths find us cute as well, and elephants too.

>>938576347
I must have gone through a lot of good things if I dare to make cringe posts like this. Sorry anon, next one will be better.

>>938573314
Kon kon.

>>938578153
tranny cocksucker

>>938576347
A cute post, and a wise one.
How are you today, Earth-chan claimer?
>waifus with swords

>>938578234
fuckoff you're almost 50 SAD

I love Earth chan. I can't get her out of my head.
>>938578234
Elephants are cute and wise. I am tired today, but there's some things I can look forward to, so I'm content.
How about you, stranger who leaves the lights and computer on while sleeping? Are you alright?
>>938558618
cute
>>938541100
Erde
>>938538563
cute

>>938578963
Oh I'm fine, thanks for asking. I was sick like, two weeks ago? But I got over it pretty quickly.
I'm being lazy right now, though. I need to go out into my shop, set up the dust collector for my media blasting cabinet, and blast some car parts to make them all nice & new looking again so I can sell them. But it's so hot right now, and I'm procrastinating.
I love elephants, like I love most animals. I wish humans didn't hunt or keep them in captivity. It must be living hell for like circus elephants. Yeah, the baby ones are especially cute.

>>938578963
tl note: "Erde" included "cute"
>>938579654
I member. I'm glad. Did you really mean that you sleep with the lights and your puter on?
Being lazy is the way of rocks, it's natural and cool.

>>938579852
Yeah, I very rarely sleep with no light. I don't like, have all the lights on, just my nice soft Japanese shelf/lantern, but light being on doesn't bother me, so I just don't bother turning it off. Sleeping in the dark doesn't bother me either, so if everything is off, I don't worry about turning it on. And YouTube or the TV playing never keep me awake, and sometimes I'll intentionally watch/listen to stuff to fall asleep too.
Oh well, off I go to work in the heat. Have a wonderful night and week ahead, Earth claimer.

>>938580003
That's a bit bad for the Environment, you know? Have fun cooking anon. Don't die. Thank you. You too.

Gee billy... two waifur threads?

i want 2 be just like her bros

>>938583597
why?

>>938583597
You aren't supposed to want to be like her, you are supposed to admire her from afar and nothing else.

>>938584640
who cares about the rules when these threads suck and are just bumped to keep it around to say it was here and nothing else

thanks for the bump btw

>>938587310
the entire board is dead sk bumps don't matter retard and it just changes which page it's on and thread only gets replaced when image cap is met this is bot just this thread but every thread every day to the point it's like watching a machine run a site to appear like there's people

you can type more than one sentence per post

>>938587641
hi sono

>>938587659
cinnamon roll

>>938587839
lil Blueberry

i member when some faggot said these threads weren't dead
kek what a hoot of a joke

waifus finally dead lol
all because sono

Just some guy. 32. biracial. failed by every institution. tried the navy, too corrupt. tried driving trucks, got taken advantage of. tried going to school, got a degree in graphic design. tried to help my family, they forgot what that means. tried to make a family, am not allowed to talk to anyone. retired from humanity.

shane buddy I got a lot of time on my hands here, and I gotta say things haven't been going so well for me lately. I guess you could say l've kind of fallen into a dark place again. Fallen off course from reaching my grave while doing my best to not accumulate bad karma. I have demons that follow me and fuck with my life constantly to the point where I moved to a remote location and now I live off of starlink and going to the grocery store once every 2 months because I can't talk to people. I haven't spoken to anyone in real life in over 3 years aside from nodding at cashiers. I am not a well person. I've been permabanned off of every social media platform that exists because the english language is illegal except right here on the surface. I refuse to join TOR to find freedom as it's not freedom it's a honeypot for pedos.
So l'm here. Not everyone can just go out and find friends and be normal, some people have issues and are broken and isolated. I use this as my only source of reminding myself that I'm still human. You must be more broken than I am to have been lashing out for over a year and not finding a different path. I did for a long time because practically everyone I came across on the board was in the same bucket of crabs throwing insults when anyone showed anything real. and then these threads popped up and became an island that I could sit on and not be so angry for awhile. I started feeling better like there was still a few actual decent people out here. and someone that actually strived to be kind on top of it all But then you slowly started eroding it away. and now were here. it's the most depressing and stressful time of year and there's nothing left. You're like a force of nature that balanced the light with darkness and hate but you went too far like evil people always do. You overstepped your boundary and you killed the only thing that meant anything to me anymore. I knew this wasn't the path but it was the only one with a light to follow. GOODBYE

>>938591042
Do you want someone to chat?

Alright anons you win. I'm going to retire from this community and go back to /HG/ on /b/

I know I'm not well-liked here and I understand why... I actually do hate to be group-linked, its the most disrespectful thing you can do to someone. have a better time in these threads without me. I mean you have way more toxic people to worry about than little ol' me

Love your waifu, love yourself and try to be nice to the people you interact with in these threads

I'll be using a different avatar
don't bother looking for me to spam/troll

bye

-sono

>>938591237
No, i want everyone gone

We can only do our best for what we believe in. These 2D anime pictures believed in us. For some of us that was a first.
Of course it will never feel like a thread is dead, as long as there's a single Earth chan posted in it.
>>938591440
But don't get lonely and die anon. In fourty years I will still be shitposting somewhere on this Earth, I shouldn't be the only one.

>>938591512
i don't feel loneliness i don't have that need like other people either
i could be floating in space and be able to comfort myself with my thoughts

>>938591737
You are floating in space and comforting yourself with your thoughts.

>>938591512
>These 2D anime pictures believed in us. For some of us that was a first.
I felt this.
>Of course it will never feel like a thread is dead, as long as there's a single Earth chan posted in it.
The Earth-chan spirit is immortal throughout all eternity.

>>938592059
We're all gonna make it if we can make it for someone we love.
I'm not the kind of person who likes themselves, but Earth chan always smiles and doesn't see me as less. She makes me realize how many delusions I believed in just to hate myself. But she doesn't have them and instead does planet things.
I love her so much.

>>938592059
lol no you didn't you're just old and want to fit in

>>938592059
that's not a thread, anon.

Good night anon. Remember to love your waifu or husbando very dearly.

>>938593370
No, but it's a beautiful planet we all live on, and which is especially loved by a certain anon.

>>938594195
Good night Earth claimer.

>>938594217
Fucking cringe
>>938594195
why would you waste the time to pretend to love a drawing lmao
>>938594242
kill yourself faggot

>>938584571
2 enjoy life 2 its fullest with nothing but a heaping bowl of rice and some scary but humble frens of course, not 2 say i don't thoroughly enjoy having breakthroughs and revelations on dxm and being a shut in but i know there is so much more 2 life

Hello, everyone.

>>938594415
>a heaping bowl of rice
Sometimes a big bowl of white rice is all I need to be happy as well.

>>938594744
Hey Ritsuko claimer! How are you tonight? How was your weekend?

The evening has risen.

>>938594851
The moon is rising; my waifu's favorite hour.
How are you?

>>938594744
Henlo.<3

>>938594962
Indeed.
A bit down, I'm not sure of the reason. I think I'll break my streak of not drinking. A mood for a fine brandy.
Are you well?

>>938594791
Greetings, all is well. Oddly enough it feels like the weekend has just started...and yet it's already finished. I hope it doesn't become a norm anytime soon. Beyond that, I've come across my PS3 again. Decided to pop in a few classics.
>>938594972
Greetings.

>>938594773
hell yeah dude

>>938594962
you do not have a waifu

lolol faggot has all the avatarfags

>>938595217
Well, shit, sorry to hear. Have you eaten yet tonight? Like an actual, good meal?
I'm well. About to start making pirate movie dinner: crispy battered fish fillets, fries, hushpuppies and cole slaw.

>>938595300
Sounds like a comfy evening ahead. My weekend went by fast as well, but was very laid back.
When your waifu is the HR lady, you suddenly love the HR lady.

>>938595349
Not tonight though, but at least once per week I just make a big batch of white rice with my awesome Zojirushi rice cooker from Japan.

shit thread

>>938595793
>waifu
avatar

>>938595793
nice... i ate 3 big tofu sandwiches 2day

>>938595793
Oh we all have them from time to time.
Of course, chicken riggies and salad and some sausage and peppers. I eat quite well on Sundays.
That sounds wonderful Captain Jack, that will get you by tonight.
https://youtu.be/koft_Yschnc?si=c8qmGXbWn224h2Fz

jules uncle is dead

>>938595793
Indeed, I suppose. At the very least, I could call it a rest-filled day. Anything of note for your weekend?
Ritsuko is the exception, and far, far from the rule.

>>938597394
Oh muh ritsuko~
it's a drawing nigger

>>938597447
Quite the astute one, aren't you? Next you'll tell me that it's not actually her thoughts or her lines alone, but ones thought up by a writer.