Thread 938986358

>>938986358 (OP)
yoo, i used to pull it to this and the eva longoria one

JLH used to own my cock back in the days.

>>938986358 (OP)
if it's not porn related, it doesn't belong here.

Alicia silverstone as batgirl

>>938986358 (OP)
>>938988003

>>938988126
What are you drooling about retard anon?

No matter how hard I tried. I just couldn't stop fapping to Lucy Liu.

>>938988003
still does tbh

Nintendo panties girl

>>938986358 (OP)
My top celeb faps of the 2000s were probably
Scarjo
JLH
Salma Hayek
Jessica Biel
Jamie Pressly
Still regularly fap to most of them too

>>938986358 (OP)
>Jennifer Love Hewitt goonfuel
>Al Qaeda returns

>>938990244
Loved lightspeed girls. Used to stroke constantly to Jordan Capri

>>938990206
solid list
salma is still incredible

>>938990431
That she is, she's honestly probably my all time most fapped to, was meaning to pick up her SI mag not sure if it's still available

>>938988322
the client list was even better

>>938990574
not even fair how hot she still is

>>938990610
She'll be 60 soon and still turns me on as much now as she did when I was like 13

>>938990693
i remember fapping to desperado and that was in 1995

>>938986358 (OP)
for me, it was Neve Campbell

My most coomed to Jen pic

>>938990724
Wildwild west is what introduced her to me

My most fapped to pic of Biel

>>938990907
she looked so good

And for Jaime

>>938990958
One of the best

For me it's Monica

>>938991111
so many faps

Eva was another favorite

Christina Aguilera was one of my first faps

>>938991172
And many more

>>938991494
she knows it too

>>938991265
Uh

Morgan Webb was a good one back in the day

>>938989706
Some of these Asians really do have insane bodies. Makes me think of prime asia akira. Nice body and a face like a potato makes them super approachable.

>>938986358 (OP)
I jerked my dick so raw to Rachael Ray in maxim.She was so fucking cute and hot before blowing up in to the old nasty hag she is today.. Shame as she was really good looking.. would love to see nudes of her still but sadly none exist..

>>938992013
Rachel Ray did maxim??

>>938991436
Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who
She gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
Sayin' "He's cute, but I think he's married
To Kim, tee-hee"

remember when she started her period during a performance and tried to say it was tanning spray?
Pepperidge Farm remembers

>>938992013
>>938992065
Martha Stewart was pretty hot back in the day, too
pity she's BBC-only now that she's been collaborating with Calvin Broadus

>>938992303
Dolly Parton was a smoke show back in the day too

>>938992199
I never got how that's putting him on blast

>>938991801
Morgan was something else. But for me. It was Kristen Holt and her luscious legs.

Milf Pammy.

>>938990769
It's one of the greatest. Shame we never got to see her tits.

>>938992699
Fuuuck I forgot about Kristen!!

>>938992065
ya back in 2003 was fucking hot sorry it was FHM not maxim sorry...

>>938992513
i think his trailer trash baby momma was pissed about her calling him cute, so he felt like he had to respond

There was this "Internet model" Breanne Ashley I followed obsessively in the mid 2000s. Still go back and jerk thinking about using her bolt ons every now and then.

>>938986358 (OP)
Ive been trying to find that photoset in HD jennifer is so hot

>>938986358 (OP)
Childrens Telly had something for everyone.

>>938991265
That scene gave so many of us fucked up fetishes.

>>938992303
so was sara moulton back in the day..

>>938993037
Nigella was a smokeshow once she settled into her MILFY thickness in the 2000s

Teenage me saw this old episode of ST:TNG with Troi's nips and spent the rest of my weekend jerking myself stupid.

obligatory

>>938993301
>Nigella
Oh fuck i forgot about here.. She too was hot.. dam.. what ever happened with her ?

>>938991954
Yessss. Tomb raider Jolie was best

>>938993634
She did too much coke and screwed up her gig.

>>938993552
I worked at a comic con in the mid 2010s doing guest liaison stuff, basically taking the celebrity zoo people to their panels and photoshoots and getting them water and shit. We had the TNG cast one year, she was such a fucking stuck up cunt, but God damn I couldn't stop staring at her body and thinking about all the fucked up shit I've wanted to do to it over the years.

>>938993634
she was doing TV in Australia up until a couple years ago
not like she needs to work, her first husband died and she married a filthy rich Iraqi jew in the early 2000s
they were married for over a decade, so she probably got a chunk of his £100m fortune, and she had her own fortune of £15m at the time

>>938993801
>she was such a fucking stuck up cunt
figures
wish you could have raped her into some humility

>>938994011
>wish you could have raped her into some humility
Corrective rape isn't a thing caveman anon.

>>938993708
lol oh dam.. that sucks shame as she was both hot and a decent entertainer

>>938993971
wow .. did not know this gotta see now.. thanks for the info

>>938994056
if that's your experience, you're just not raping hard enough

>>938994011
>>938993801
I was in a relationship but if Marina Sirtis hit on me, even older Marina as she was, I would have fucked the shit out of the old broad.

>>938994278
I've never raped at all anon nor have I felt the urge to do so, you're abnormal in wanting to do it.

>>938994358
she looked pretty good into her 60s
she's 70 now, and i still would, but you'd probably need a tube of K-Y to get in there

>>938994373
Different anon here, I enjoy a good JAV housewife fucked by intruder video every now and then, but actually doing that in real life is 100% off the table. I get where you're coming from.

>>938994373
>nor have I felt the urge to do so
sorry to hear about your low T and defective androgen receptors
some men just aren't cut out for life
in a premodern society, you wouldn't have survived childhood

>>938994479
Wanting to rape is not a masculine trait anon, women rape too.

>>938990960
Proto Margot

>>938991436
Mariah Carey was one of my first faps.
>I'm old.

>>938994960
She's still pretty fappable

>>938995736
>Still would.

>>938996002
Prime JLH was on a different level.

Anybody remembers Nikki Cox?

>>938996002
>>938996111
her tits have always driven me crazy

>>938996171
Yes

>>938996111
Can only imagine how deadly it would have been if she actually got naked

>>938989706
The first time I humped my pillow and ejaculated, I was thinking about her in a preview for an episode of Ally McBeal. That's how old I am and how hard up for anything to get off to I was.

>>938996171
Could anybody actually forget her?
I was so into her when I was a teen.

>>938996243
Her face is beyond busted now but there are a few pokies and see through pics of her out there

>>938997067
OMG what was the name of the crazy girl who tried to attack google HQ? She had all kinds of weird performance stuff

>>938997241
This chick?

>>938997402
Yes! Thank you

>>938996243
So much wasted potential.

>>938997435
You're welcome, it was a quick google search away.

I remember renting this movie and rewatching this scene over and over again. In slow motion.

>>938997582
Surprised they didnt purge her

Who wasn't fapping to prime Brittany?

>>938997829
Why would they? It gets them sympathy that a crazy lady attacked them.

WATCH MY HIPS CRUSH PLATES OF BAKED GOODS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA

Who do you think is currently the most fapped to chick alive, not necessarily your personal favorite?
I think Kim has to be up there

>>938998084
She was peak sex in the movie

Brooke Shields

>>938998276
True

The idea that there were sisters that looked like this … I yanked my dick hard to these pics back in the day

Jane March

>>938998369
You know she looked best in the playboy era

Jessie got more naked, but Kelly Kapowski was way hotter so this pic was worth the 5mins on ancient dial-up

>>938998606
Not in my opinion.

>>938998526
As I'm sure they wanted you to

>>938998653
Wasn't until much later I realized these were implants. Always thought because Tiffany was thick that she didn't need anything store bought.

>>938998526
I was never really into browns

I stayed home sick from school to enjoy more time alone with this issue

>>938998979
honestly one the only magazine i remember getting sticky

I remember jerking it to grainy photos of Princess Diana

>>938986358 (OP)
My first and every fap. I have cum multiple 55 gallon drums to her and I'm in a constant state of erection since first seeing her.

>>938992980
the jets of thick cum I blasted to Gail in the 90s could float a battleship

>>938992980
Before she went bald....

>>938998084
FUCK YEAH. my all timer. still so hot now.

>>938999226
Yikes

>>938998533
My dick hurt so much because of her.

>>938990197
This gal?

>>939000774
when she got topless in The Outer Limits, I nearly wore the VHS tape out rewatching it.
gallons of cum spilled.

Let's not forget the classic

>>938993971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

>>938999999

Checked O_O

>>939000999
Unix gril.<3

Jo Guest, before it all went wrong

Nat's tummy in Episode II

>>938998606
fuck yeah, nigga

>>939001669
Hot young English teacher let us watch the whole thing in class. I like to think she was cruising for a romp.

>>938989706
No one could.

>>938989882
Not only was she too fake, but you could practically feel the diseases oozing out of her once she hooked up with Dennis Rodman.

>>939001070
Almost looks like she got implants for outer limits. They were perfect as they were. Hollywood is cruel

>>939002594
Yep, got implants a long time ago to go with her tatts.
Then she showed how brain-dead she really is when she started going off on people for not wearing masks while bragging about how she crocheted her own mask and displayed how big the holes in her mask were.

>>939002804
I bet charlie sheen drugged and raped both her and corey haim

>>939001687
iykyk

>>939001621
perfection

>>939003216
I know those pics very well. Wish they could be posted here.

That’s just forest gumps box of chocoalates in the corner. Steve Jobs ghost said maybe I should go no further.

>>938998653
Win

>>939000999
kill it with fire

>>939000975
Ah yes, Torre Wilson. Fine choice.
But I'm more of a leg man myself.

>>938986358 (OP)
80's pop idol Tiffany, Playboy, April 2002
also rubbed a few out to her thiccness in Mega Python vs Gatoroid

>>939004558
poor Debbie Gibson
so flat next to Tiffany

>>939004713
Respect to Debbie for never getting implants though

>>939004713
the best thing you can do with the problem of porn is to find what you like and limit your exposure to it

kari byron was super cute back in the day..

>>939003036
If he were smart he would have.

>>939001621
Always admired how blatant that costume tear was.

Anna Faris when she had dark hair was sooo fucking hot.. dropped many of loads too her .. in scary move

>>938990765
Did you say Nell Campbell?

>>938999999
well done anon

>>938994577
Jaime

>>939001621
Always wanted to have a lightsaber battle while watching that scene

>>938997924
>Who wasn't fapping to prime Brittany?
you mean this one?

>be awkward high school me
>2000
>buy huge box of maxim back issues from from guy on ebay
>start reading them religiously every night to learn how to be cool
>fill notebooks with advice for style, being cool and hooking up with chicks
>was still awkward and autistic, but a little less so

I eventually got a subscription. My mom thought they were porn mags. Whenever they came in the mail, she would put them face down on the table.

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>>939000999
YES

>>939000999
Trips checked

Also she's the GOAT for this whole board

>>939009525
Prime Britney was between Hit Me and Oops

Wasn't any specific model, but I loved this trend

>>939016254
this is a very useful guide

>>938986358 (OP)
You're not required to use common sense

I used to fap to this one picture of a fully nude blonde woman with one foot up on a cot-like bed and her butt facing the camera. Sometime around 2005. Have never been able to find it since.