>be awkward high school me
>2000
>buy huge box of maxim back issues from from guy on ebay
>start reading them religiously every night to learn how to be cool
>fill notebooks with advice for style, being cool and hooking up with chicks
>was still awkward and autistic, but a little less so
I eventually got a subscription. My mom thought they were porn mags. Whenever they came in the mail, she would put them face down on the table.
