>ASM
Now: Final Fantasy XV
Next: TUNIC
Later: Gardeners

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYKjuJdJexM
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ausspeedruns
Schedule: https://horaro.org/asm2025/schedule
Schedule 2 (high cpu usage): https://ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule

>Dog Water
Now: Sonic Generations
Next: Katana Zero
Later: Pajama Sam: There's No Need to Hide When It's Dark Outside

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=velEPIEbcN8
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/dogwaterruns
Schedule: https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25

Previous thread: >>715831119

Speedrunning is pretty cool.

the fags divorced

Tunic is not next, they put it in place of the cancelled Code Lyoko run

>tunic again
why

>>715850057
Can't you hear the noises?

>>715850035
>pretty cool
>only ugly gay people do it

I think Conan O'Brien might have been right about this game

>>715850106
>sees whites
>think of fags

>>715850106
Your OoT any% is awesome by the way, Anon.

>blinx later
nice

>>715849935 (OP)
Stop using the Horaro schedule, they stopped updating it. Tunic is not next.

woaaah

>>715850131
>Clueless gamer is over

Dogwater? More like too many Sonic games and some bitch on commentary

>>715850289
You're free to watch FF15

>>715850289
>and some bitch on commentary
His name is Peter.

IM A HEADBANGA

>>715850315
There's a chick on the couch, anon needs a sausagefest to feel secure.

>f1 references
what kind of % of the audience actually gets that i wonder

I wanna give a quick shoutout to the tech crew, they are doing awesome

I guess Dogwater stream is dogwater

>We can't connect again

>and OBS crashed
OBS is the gift that keeps on giving.

>FFXV
Grim
>Sonic Generations
>PAJAMA SAM
Dogwater is POPPIN' OFF

fuck them kids

>>715850535

Woke up in time for katana zero hell yeah

>>715849280
ESA > ASM > Dogwater >>>>> GDQ
for me honestly. the first 3 are really close to each other, the pros & cons even themselves out.

>>715850354

What N64 game is this?

>>715850735
quest 64

>>715850664
kinda agree with this, my only problem with dogwater is that the stream is scuffed and they are all not together in one room.

>>715850579
need this bat to shit on me

>>715850776

>>715850768
ESA and ASM have reminded me of what it's like to not hate the crowd. Especially the DKC run

Gamer gyatt

>>715849280
BSG=UKSG=NSG=ASM=Dogwater > RPGLB = RTA > ESA > GDQ
The three Euro ones, ASM and Dogwater I figure are about the equal, each has it's own vibe and focus that I think are all worth it in different ways, RPGLB and RTA are pretty fascinating really, ESA js kind of hanging on there but it's not what it used to be, same with GDQ with it's "speedruns aren't a priority to us" shit.

>boostslop
do people actually enjoy this

>>715850776
this isn't a Claude thread anon

DW > ASM >>> ESA >>>>>>>> GDQ
purely based on how much I have to mute the stream because of cringe
GDQ > DW > ESA > ASM
based on entertainment value (including the threads (sorry but GDQ thread shitposting and meltdowns are kino))

>>715850970
RPGLB having a bunch of trannies on while supporting a mental health charity is pretty fascinating.

>>715850970
Kinda interested to hear what the different vibes are for each.

This Gens is Shadow Gens right?
Sonic has the Drop Dash

>>715851056
the mpv dono automute script was the MVP of last SGDQ.

>go to sleep during final fantaZZZ
>wake up to final fantahonkmimimi
bro
it's back to the sonic mines

omg it's amy dude it's amy it's amy it

Also in terms of what they prioritize do you think it's this?

GDQ: 1. Charity, 2. Political Grandstanding, 3. Entertainment, 4. Speedruns
ESA: 1. Entertainment, 2. Speedruns, 3. Political Grandstanding, 4. Charity
ASM: 1. Speedruns, 2. Entertainment, 3. Political Grandstanding, 4. Charity
Dogwater: 1. Entertainment, 2. Speedruns, 3. Charity, 4. Political Grandstanding

>>715851364
>Also in terms of what they prioritize do you think it's this?
it's complete shit

>>715851364
retard keep the options consistently numbered

>>715851364
GDQ prioritizes Politics the most
It also doesn't prioritize charity at all cause all the money goes to the staff

there's a neon white stage in sonic gen? woah

>>715851165
BSG's got a pretty chill sort of general variety thing going on.
UKSG has a bit of a focus on stuff like Sonic, but also on some stuff like point and click adventure games and Spectrum/Amstrad games.
NSG's kind of a bit more anarchic try anything and see what sticks, probably partly from it being a much newer Euro marathon but also from the random shit like fire alarms and power cuts happening mid-marathon.
ASM's got madcap Aussie stuff combined with comfy long nighttime runs.
Dogwater's got the friend group fucking about and not giving a shit thing.

>>715851364
Political grandstanding from the runners or the event hosts? If the latter I'd say ESA and ASM both have charity before it.

>>715851364
Dogwater was dragging FDR and Mitch McConnell through the mud for an entire run earlier

>>715851074
I only watch RPGLB for the trauma dump finale. When I saw this roll up I knew it was gonna be a good one this year.

>>715851364
I'd say GDQ's true priority is their corporate growth, everything else is either in service of that or a secondary thing.

>>715851779
Both

Dogwater is on?!?!?!?

>>715851898
>mfw I can't leave on camera because I'll get hunted down

>>715851962
Has been for about twelve hours.

>>715852049
I just got done with a 15 hour work day

>>715851962
>>715852141

dont worry you have missed anything

>>715851895
Unfathomably based

>>715840775
Ironically for Dogwater this is actually true.

>Estimate keeps climbing

>>715852141
You have my sympathy.
>>715852163
Lies, there were two Joe runs, one even more scuffed than usual from the game breaking, a Peter Run going the way those usually do, and JFK Reloaded just existing as a run.

>>715851364
>Dogwater: 1. Entertainment
I haven't seen any evidence of this so far

>>715852471
There's some wild shit that happens on Dogwater

This city escape remix sucks gorilla dong

>already giving away his switch 2
how did nintendo fuck the launch so hard

>>715852596
No other run has been at risk of not finishing because the runner might've passed out in the bathroom after going for a shit.

>getting a tattoo at a speedrunning event
>getting a tattoo at all
disgusting

>>715851364
I don't even think Dogwater prioritizes entertainment, I just think it's a natural consequence of the people there just being buds without some higher agenda. I don't think they have any priorities, I think they're just fucking around.

something about the animations in FF15 is so odd

>>715852652
This

>>715852738
Yeah, the entertainment value is derived from them screwing around, not really giving a fuck and not being super serious about anything.

They know their runs aren't the best, and they're ok with that.

wait a second, the FF run had a 1 hour estimate

there it is
there it is

there it is THERE IT IS
IT'S A FUCKIN' SPYRO RUN
WOOOO-

>>715852739
asian mocap always looks like power rangers

>Dogwater are now riffing on the Spyro crap because a bunch of Anons have donated about being hyped for it coming up.
lol

>>715852646

32 thousand dollarydoos is pretty good, proud of these cunts

holy shit mercy kill this ff15 run

>>715852910
Can I get a link to the stream of or a qrd about the spyro shit?

>>715852970
ESA this year was organized by a bunch of Spyro runners so it was very overrepresented in the marathon. You can see some memes about it in these threads.

>>715852970
___________________________________________________________No__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>715852883
no fucking way

>>715849935 (OP)

how much more of this ff run is there

>>715852739
The Japanese have no idea how to act so the second they got access to mocap suits instead of using it to make the animations more realistic they decided to start aping anime movement, which they could have more easily and cheaply just traditionally animated.

>>715853145
yeah

>>715853145
Eight hours.

>>715853145
sir they're playing sonic

don't understand the appeal of this sonic game. can't even think of another IP that does something like this.

can't you win in FF15 by holding B the entire time

>>715853313
>anniversary game featuring reimagined levels from iconic moments in the series history
>i dont get it
you are retard

>>715853313
>can't even think of another IP that does something like this.
That Electric Jester thing.

>>715853313
Fire Emblem Awakening/Engage?

DNF LOL

mercy kill

These dudes are really good racers. What's your favorite race?

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH

>40 min over 1 hour estimate
>fucked up so hard he couldn't even finish
quality

FFFAGS IN SHAMBLES

>>715853441
>>715853452
>>715853460
What happened?

Feels bad man

thought dogwater was meant to the event where the runners are horseshit at their games?

>>715853520
Since he was on the save screen I assume ASM canned the FF15 run

>>715853407
>reimagined
Thats why I don't get it. I don't want "reimagined". Recreate it exactly as it was, the reason I liked it in the first place. "Here's what you like, except different." Then it's not what I fucking liked

?

>>715853780
Around the hood we call that nigga "Without the F"

>>715853780
Remember no he/him

>>715853520
Fucked up the second last boss a bit, then fucked up the final boss and made the run unfinishable

>>715853780
We first saw this fella with the SA1 run. Still funny to me
>Yeah call me whatever
>But DO NOT CALL ME A MALE

>>715853675
An even more cowardly version of She/They?

>>715853780
>It's a Any% he/himless run

>>715853841
lol

>>715853780
this is like what a tranny does when they aren't letting the public know they are a tranny FREAK yet.

>>715853675
The actual 2D levels are almost exactly the same. It's hard to recreate Chemical Hill exactly in 3D when it never was in 3D. Same for 2D and City Escape, etc.
And if you want it to go even further, the 3DS version copies the genesis levels verbatim.

>>715853675
play the original game

>>715853675
Don't act like you wouldn't be a finger wagging faggot calling them lazy if they just recreated the level design 1:1.

>>715853780
aussie bros can you explain this one?

Why are they wearing masks

how the fuck do you speedrun a board game

you gotta be fucking shitting me

>>715854294
Can't prove it but I can guarantee he's from Melbourne

>>715854294

>Two queers playing a board game wearing masks
You're joking, right

trannies come up with the weirdest shit
who allowed this
good thing dogwater is going on

Weirdest shit

>Katana Zero
Where the fuck is the rest of the game, Askiisoft?

>>715854450
pretty genius. who's going to setup a camera in their house to record runs like it's the early 2000s again?

I knew an Australian Alecat as a moderator in Kingdom of Loathing years ago, I wonder if its the same person

fuck australia

On behalf of my country I'd like to apologize for this absolute disgrace. This is now the new Sorry Day

>>715854484
Justin hates putting together his concepts, please understand

>>715854493
It worked for that one run three years ago at an ESA where they had to point the camera at the screen to get a feed.

what's next? mysterium and zombicide any% categories? fucking kek

>>715854621
Don't be silly, it's Australia, it'll be Fuzzy Duck any%.

>inscrutable card bullshit
wheres the vidya bruce????

>>715854617
I meant there's no competition for board game speed runs

Yay Melee is one of my favorite games. A good run to end my Birthday on

This might be an interesting idea if they had picked a well-known or easier to understand board game

>>715854672
Pretty much every marathon does them eventually since there's always board games going on in a side room, they just usually figure out it's a bad idea to try them again after that experience.

>>715854685
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGGA

>>715854621
twilight imperium!

>>715849935 (OP)
who are these conventionally attractive people and why are they doing speedrun events? that's not right

>>715852970
ESA had 8 spyro runs

>>715854685
happy birthday anon
melee is forever

>>715854740
>>715854930
Danke...
I will be rooting for my wife, Peach

Damn this Bramble Scramble remix is comfy

>>715854531
Turns out it was the same person, that was weird

OVER!!!

My favourite version of Bramble Blast is still the Brawl rendition

>>715853437
Does something like what? What's the relation?

I understand these runs are dogwater but they should try to set realistic estimates ffs lmao

WHAT MUSIC YOU WANT FOR THE STREAM?

FIND EVERY REMIX OF STICKERBRUSH SYMPHONY YOU CAN ON YOUTUBE

well start katana zero whats the hold up?!

>>715855409
demetori

>>715855258
Like Sonic Generations? Engage is an anniversary nostalgia game and Awakening a sequel to the first game in the series, but if you're just talking about remixing levels then I'm pretty sure they both feature maps from other FE games (which is something FE has done in unrelated games before anyway)

God that menu music
Melee is just soul incarnate

nice widescreen mode hack

Oh lord it's crowd control

>Classic mode has items on
>This makes the game funny
>Peach instantly dies to a bob omb

What crowd control mean?

>>715855798
It means if you give them money you can annoy the runner and your fellow viewers

>>715855798
You can mess with the game by spending channel points via twitch

>middle eastern man beating children
based

>>715855814
>>715855818
Ah
Well that's one way to spice it up

>crowd control
nvm

I remember when I first fought Crazy Hand when I was like 7
>Beating up Master Hand with Captain Falcon
>Suddenly the game freezes
>Second Master Hand appears
>Little 7 year old me is scared shitless, my own hand starts to feel weird and I'm not sure if I'm dreaming or awake right now
>Lose to them, don't fight Crazy Hand for a few more years and just think it was a weird dream

I like how the audio has been terribly mixed and quiet for the entire event yet every time someone has screeched or screamed it picks it up perfectly fine.

I added this to the queue like 6 hours ago, god damn.

get brella'd retard

let's gooo

>already on difficulty 2 out of 5 and it's only 7 minutes in
>ETA is 45 minutes
Oh no....

KWAB

>>715856019
LEEETTSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715856024
you fool

>est 40 mins
KEK even I am better than this
he's not even speedrunning this is just a let's play

I remember modding Marina Liteyears into Katana Zero but I never finished the mod.

>>715856105
he's playing with crowd control bud

>>715856051
This is Australia, mate. It's
>Let's goooooaaauuur

>echoes
Hard fucking pass. Get your shit together Dogwater.

>>715856054
Surely Very Hard can't be THAT hard...

>>715856124
katana zero buddy

>>715856124
he's talking about katana zero, melee is est:45 min.

what a rollercoaster of size changes

>he almost lost to Kirby
How embarrassing

LOL that was a cool camera smash

>>715856247
He lost stocks by just rolling because his size.

this hyro guy sucks

did you need to play melee when you were nine to have any appreciation for it because i don't get it

>>715856307
You had to be there in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS94l7nk5Lc

>>715856105
Yeah, it seems like Dogwater is not so much "Speedruns" as "Watch us play these games"

>>715856294
you could say he's...dogwater.

>>715856307
melee was my most played game of the 2001 - 02 season and its not even close.

>OHHH NOOUURRRR

Stay hydrated
go grab a snack

>the cutie troon is back
vi bros we eating good this ASM
also fuck jannies

>>715856405
For me it'll always be
https://youtu.be/OvF62jtp2x4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svvRWB0TN-A
SOVL

>>715856426
he really is dogwater

this melee run could do without all the fucking yelling

do melee runs always have to talk about smash competitive players

the instakill CC donation is retarded

I feel that the fundamental game design of Melee breeds autistics.
Combining grounds and aerials you have around 30 different moves all with 30 different niche use cases per character and this is without even beginning to take into consideration blocks, dashes, grabs, ledge guards, cancelling, etc which vary WILDLY between characters.
To truly understand the game you must become obsessed and to enjoy the game the must understand the game. It's like fly tape for spergs and weirdos. It's astounding that there are still people out there that are surprised at the absolute state of the fanbase.

>>715857505
Sounds like you're grasping what people like about fighting games.

>>715857385
It's the most expansive effect, alonside Upside-down Camera.

>>715857564
yeah but it's arguably one of the most boring

I unironically think I could beat Ganon Classic faster than this guy.

and I was excited for this run

Surely he'll beat Metal Bowser and Master Hand in the next 30 seconds

OVER ESTIMATE

>>715857681
Heh by only 18 seconds so if you round it down he got 45 minutes exact

>>715857560
That's the thing, it's arguably more complex than any other fighting game ever made. You have the same general gameplay of a fighting game but with exponentially more variables and you need to intimately understand every one of them. Throw in Nintendo and you have the playerbase equivalent of an asylum.

Farewell Melee, my first true love

I'm here for pajama sam

Dogwater runs huh

>>715857505
It's called a fighting game.

What is up with this announcer? random laughs, suddenly just stops talking entirely as well sometimes.

>>715857681
why are you so obsessed with this character bro
i am genuinely interested

>>715857836
mind you his estimate is more than double the wr
this is beyond dogwater, it's dogshit

>>715857724
Melee is way simpler than standard fighting games

The controls are the same for every character

(Outside of tech like Fox multi shine, C. Falc moonwalk, etc.)

It's hard to master and play, but WAY simpler than Street Fighter or Tekken autists learning every character's unique moveset and frame data.

>blinx
HOLY KINO

>>715857952
She cute.
And /v/ culture at this point.

PREPARE FOR WAR

>that sucked
lmao

>>715857983
>autism tattoo

>>715857995
You kill it when you use her outside of ESA sorry champ

>Blinx
Oh yeah, that game happened.

>>715858043
I can do whatever the fuck I want, queer.

>>715858083
you cant be in a successful game faggot

>>715858102
Why does Plum anger you so much, Anon?

>>715858102
plumsisters...
we just got RAPED

>>715851364
Hard to say what ASM is. Entertainment no because half of it is 10 hour jrpgs. Charity no since they get no money.

>>715858102
But we are a successful song

Man Blinx had a cool unique gimmick, why don't I ever emulate it?
>Arzest
THERE IT IS, I'M GOOD.

>>715858170
no the song was made to promote a game but didnt even do that right so it is not successful

>>715857724
I won't argue that Melee isn't complex, but saying that it's the most complex fighter can be something of a stretch. Something like Guilty Gear XX AC+R has a ridicilous amount of variables across its cast, that even when you become competent with one character, you'll have a mountain to climb with the others. Someone like I-no outright feels like you need to become a tibetan monk practicing some of the FRC tech to even approach the best I-No players. Even someone like Faust, who has a relatively simple gameplan, has so many gameplay interactions and situations because of his random item toss.

>>715858170
Here Comes Plum just makes me think of Dance Through the Danger

>>715858012
Sometimes I miss the "[X} KILLER" era because not a single one of the games that was advertised as such was good, let alone killed whatever popular series it took a shot at.
It was an era of endless Tortanics and boy was it funny.

How do you play Blinx but NOT SA2

The ecker bears are back...

>>715858251
I guess Crash was among the most successful ones in that camp, and even it barely made a dent in Mario's popularity long term.

>>715858251
Man, I wish there was a successful Halo killer.

>>715858260
Grew up with an xbox I guess. I know someone like that, played Blinx as a kid and swears its the only good platformer

>>715858448
Does Halo 4 count

>>715858505
Self-inflicted injuries don't count.

>>715857505
It's like the one fighting game for white people so of course it attracts autists instead of low iq brownoids

The ICONIC Big Sweepy of Blinx 2 fame.

>>715858318
I miss when commercials would just openly shit talk their competitors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTi5EaocGaY

Is the donation reader having a stroke?

>>715858638
i think they're just incredibly awkward and bad at reading

>>715858638
the HRT fried their brain

>>715858638
They're trying their best

>>715858638
You tell me

>>715858754
How did you find my twitter profile? Delete this now.

>>715858754

>>715858669
>the HRT fried their brain
HRT fried faer brain*
>>715858729
>They're trying their best
Fae's doing faer best.

>>715858754
eyy lmao

>>715858754
It's fine, he's not bringing it onto the stream and reading "TRANS RIGHTS!" or any of the annoying GDQ stuff

>>715858754
Jesus H. Christ, that's a straight up biohazard.
Also I'm pretty sure at least three of those flag sexualities are mutually exclusive.

>>715859106
He's not reading anything because the donations have dried up.

>>715858754

>>715859161
Well that's cause of Blinx kek

>tendie shit n+1
tendi shit
>Crash Kinocoot
>Fallout: New Kino
kino shit

>time will be when I kill myself

>>715858754
If you showed that to me without any prompting, I would tell you that it's a brilliant troll
The fact that it's real makes me not want to live on the planet anymore

>3 hours of slop
wtf

>>715859668
Hit and Run is an incredible speedgame

>>715851364
>charity
It's all money laundering. Terminally socially isolated degenerates are peer pressured into "donating" to make up for the cuts of the host platform.
GDQ is especialpy egregious, because it operates like a backalley restaurant. Where the restaurant will charge ridiculous prices to avoid drawing legitimate customers and revealing its lack of a kitchej, GDQ spams troonship garbage and invites creatures to match it.

Why didnt you fuckers tell me the ESA Legends event is nothing but 12 hour long rpg speedruns back to back with no audience and just a bunch of people bantering and shittalking the entire time
It's exactly what i wanted out of these

>>715859849
Who's on that run? Is Muttski there? I'm assuming Luz is still cancelled or whatever the fuck happened to him

>>715859834
Long Live The King

>>715859668
That's 3 hours of kino thoughbeit

shoutouts to tech crew

At least the tech issues at ASM is funny, this dogwater is grim

>>715858754
>mx
>woman
wtf

It's dogover

>G-Guys dogwater is kino and soulful
>finally tune in and it's just tech issues
Ah so this is the power of retards

Is Dogwa'ar down on both streams for anyone else?

>>715860946
No, just you

>>715860946
dogwater runs is just an in-joke, not a real event

>tranny host leaves before hit and run
Blessed

WHAT?
SPEAK UP

homer is too fucking LOUD

you'd think the tech team could just pay attention for the first 1 minute of the run to make sure the audio levels on the runner and couch are alright before they head off to the toilets to huff bussy fumes

>>715860694
This IS the soul and kino your ordered sir

>>715860052
I'm yet to see any kino

This event has been so awful and boring compared to GDQ and ESA

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER
FLAME GRILLED TASTE WITH PERFECT TOPPERS
I RULE THIS DAY

>>715861992
I agree, so far dogwater has been dogshit

>>715850535
Sonic starts with an S
Spyro starts with an S
Coincidence?

>banjo music intensifies

>>715850579
I respect this mans appreciation for bat tats.

>no
>naurgh

SNEED'S FEED AND SEED

The donation is a subtle joke. The donor is named "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the donor, Sneed. The donor's pronouns suggest their name was "formerly Chuck", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, before Chuck transitioned to Sneed, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

>quoting Game Grumps
>in the [current] year

Trans and donate

Donate for Flavio

How come he's not triggering the cops?

werster is gonna get ridden by trans rights

is your mom proud of you, /v/?

>>715863750
definitely not
but that's okay, i'm not exactly proud of her either

>>715863750
I think so. I know my dad was

Thank you Sneed

>>715863750
yes

I never played this game, so it is basically gta but with the simpsons?

>>715864621
Yea. It's pretty great.

>>715864621
Yes, and it's a good game.

>>715864621
Yeah, and it's pretty boring.

>>715864621
Yeah and the poster above is a massive faggot

>Speedrunning Facade
I think I could tie the record on the any%

How do you donate so they don't use troonrights for the TP run?

>>715865403
Click the donate button and say in the description that you want Flavio

>>715865403
Mention the incentive and name (Flavio) in the donation comment

Comfy nighttime intermission screen.

>Link says trans rights
This run has brought in all of the GDQ degenrates

>trannies found ASM
>all the troon pride bullshit is now coming in
At least it's the final day.

The best simpsons episode is who shot mr burns

kek

>sneed mentioned

>>715866142

i still dont get the joke, its some kind of word play all i know

>>715866142
She/Her (formerly He/Him)

Flor-eeda

>Flaviochads making trannies shell out an extra $300+ on a meaningless naming incentive

>>715866646
you can say the same for either

>/tv/ found ASM
>all the sneed pride bullshit is now coming in
At least it's the final day.

>janky, inconsistent trick you need to do multiple times at the end of an unforgiving run
great!

is BSG the same as dogshit runs? I don't wanna be disappointed again

>>715867317
Yes. Don't bother

>>715866973
Board tourists had a... rough transition to minor speedrun events

gonna speedrun some dogshit game nobody has ever heard of to get WR

What compels someone to speedrun a licensed, bootleg GTA clone

>>715868064
Now you're getting into the spirit of it anon!

>>715868138
The same urge that drives someone to run Finding Nemo.

>>715868138
>gta clone
that would be getaway or driver 2
this looks closer to crazy taxi or something

>>715868138
They like it

>>715868384
Simpsons Road Rage is the Crazy Taxi bootleg. So much so that Sega sued them over it

Really comfy Saturday morning run. I always forget just how soulful this game can be.

Has anyone tried that connected map mod? I kinda wanna replay the game now using it

RATE SIMPSONS HIT AND RUN

>>715868893
A

braphog sighted

So youtube chat has no moderation I guess.

>>715868893
c for comfy

venue is FILLED

cute girlboy on screen

>>715868962
I pity people like him, his entire personality is just that he posts on 4chan.

face the truth: australian speedrun marathon is way more kino and endearing than the corporate abomination that GDQ has become

what the hell

holy sovl

modern technology is amazing

>>715869218
That's been the case for a while

HOLY TITS

it's finally time

brehs....

The moustache too please

hair ;_;7

>>715868893
A
Great gta style simpsons game can't go wrong

webm of noops getting shaved onegai

>>715853780
Somehow I know this person is male just from this

should've shaved noops' eyebrows too

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME BROS

Needs to be a speedrun event where every runner gets shaved before their run. Or shaving the runner at the end is an incentive for every run.

>>715869463
>>715869473
>>715869510
What did I miss?

Sequel never ever
Rip in peace, Alice

>>715869632
Head shaving sponsored by Pierce Brosnan

>>715869365

>>715869730
extremely based, thanks anon-kun

>>715869730
Since it's an Australian event they should be giving people mullets instead of shaving them

>>715869730
The speedtrannies got to him
They groomed him live on camera

It's one of these runs.

ALICE??????????????

>>715870485
what runs

>>715870560
clipping out of bounds and looking at nothing as they jump around.

>>715870653
UM you can look at Alice tho....

>>715869730

https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo
now this is speedrunning

>>715870653
oh yea thats boring

>>715870736
Well, I've looked at worse

>were going to ice these metroids
>if you think about it theyre here illegally

>>715869463
GoldenEye, where he's infiltrating the helicopter missile cruiser.
>>715870763
The World Is Not Enough, being confronted by Elektra.

>>715870772
these promos are shit and the crowd is fucking dead, I thought Japanese wrestling was supposed to be hardcore

>>715871064
Some of the most famous movies of all time. I'm not sure what you're trying to prove here

Fapped once or twice to this game as a kid, AMA

The gays are back!

>>715872016
They arent gay, they are just good buddies

>>715872052
roommates even

I don't think the gays are finishing this mario run

>>715872371
They did it, after only doubling the estimate!

>>715872456
well done

I wouldn't be able to run a game at Dogwater with this girl talking. Everytime she talks she gives me a boner.
It would be very uncomfortable to play under those conditions

dumb bitch spoiled that peter would be dressed as a frenchman

Looking up her skirt is necessary to the speedrun.
Trust me bro.

>woman handling tech
ofcourse it's dogshit

>>715873046
they did the same at ESA and even had a baguette. Still funny :)

Have to say Dogwater really delivered so far. I was a little afraid that it was overhyped, and that I had unrealistic expectations by now. But that's how speedrunning should be, at least for me. I can't understand why more people don't watch this. On the other hand: Given the tendency that larger events get more and more sterilized, maybe that's a good thing.

Sure, ASM is also good, but this is the real deal.

>half an hour on the intermission screen
>misspell the name of the game

>>715873680
I feel you. There is no sanitsation here, people forget how to run, mess up, talk shit all the time, tech is held together by hope and craft glue. I love it!

this level is someone's fetish

>>715873680
>But that's how speedrunning should be, at least for me.
they're not speedrunning anything tho

>>715873839
if you don't want a 20-foot-tall mentally ill emo gf there's something wrong with you

>>715873680
Now post believable bait

>>715873975
she would certainly kill me at some point

What a start.

>>715874263
>2 and a half hour of turn based parry slop

cheeky power nap for TP and SA2B it is

>>715874263
This game FUCKING SUCKS

>>715874375
well, it's a persona clone alright

>>715874375
Well I think YOU SUCK

>we spawned a big guy
If I deflected his fireball, would he die?

>>715874525
You wouldnt say that to me irl, i can guarantee you that

Holy fuck, what's up with the dog audio? Game at 0, runner at 50 and host at 100

this guy is retarded, ohsnap is much better at spreedrunning this game

I also think E33 is currently GOTY.

you can't speedrun jarpigs

>>715873796
Exactly. It's stripped down to what is essential: Fun and passion. No need to make a name for oneself, no need to please any sponsors or partners. Controversial opinion: It's good that this is online only, because if it was onsite, it would just lead to more overhead, more costs, more rules and whatnot.

And, to be honest, I'd much rather watch a trash run that is entertaining than a new world record by a boring runner in a sanitized event, interrupted by screaming hosts and theater kid skits. Doesn't matter if it has only 50 viewers and the other thing 50k. Give me this over ANY other event.

>>715849935 (OP)
>crank stream up to max
>only get a whisper

he cant say bitch baby? haha

>>715874964
I mean, a little more professionalism wouldnt hurt

>>715874964
>gdq is ruined they don't care about speedruns anymore
>actually I don't care about speedruns!
retard

No offense to Bamford but his taste in games to speedrun is questionable

>>715875184
Nah, that's a slippery slope to moderation, and "professional" dono readers, and code of conducts

>>715873680
>>715873796
>>715874964
>he doesn't know about srg marathons
>he doesn't know about nasa marathons (irl srg meetup)

>>715875282
I don't mean it like that, i mean audio for example, the lag between sound and image, basic stuff

>speedrunning the game with best soundtrack in ages
>no ingame sound
pure dogwater

SAY IT WITH ME

>>715875450
SORRY

>>715875450
OVA

>>715875398
nevermind the sound volume is just really low

>>715875480
FOR THE

Alice is never overestimate.

>>715875358
>not a single white guy in this entire photo
grim

>trigger warning for reading the plot of a game on wikipedia

>>715875570
I wonder if we might see Black Souls at a future event.

Why's he dressed like a homosexual

>>715875761
It's a French game. He is just missing the baguette

>>715875761
because he's playing a homosexual game

>>715875184
Sure, it wouldn't hurt, but only if there's no downside to it, like appeasing sponsors or something.

>>715875253
I've stopped watching GDQ this year, never regretted it. You go and continue ironic hatewatching or something.

>>715875761
He is dressed like a mime

>>715875696
>Black Souls - All girls% - no Parry

Nice jacket

>he/him/they/them
the aussie pronoun autisms put gdq to shame

nice cosplay

>>715876225
how do you even use those? is it saying that you could use either him or them or is there instances where i should use one over the other?

>>715875914
>there actually are people out there who speedrun H-games

>>715876267
its the polite "I don't care as long as you don't call me a chick"

>>715876360
pretty based

>>715876360
Just imagine, you could make a donation incentive to run it one-handed

>>715876360
Well they do also have gameplay.

>Troon Obscur: Troonpedition 41

>>715876624

>knife-only Silent Hill run
good shit

>>715876701
>the general for a 13 year old VN is still going and on thread #4039

>>715876701
>"""speedrunning""" a VN
What compels someone to do this?

>pete just ignoring whatever pointless comment the foid does
heh

>>715876785
4039 isn't the actual number, they've reset a few times.

is silent hill the first soulslike?

>>715877076
Not really, there's a lot of crap like that kicking around, some even obsess over the idea that Nightmare Creatures is a proto-Bloodborne.

>>715876701
>donated to gdq the day it came out with a comment about it while trihex was on and they read it

>>715876360
I speedran HDoom once before.

CHOKE

need one of those retarded reddit soi webms of a dude in slow mo randomly dodging a monster's attack but for this silent hill gameplay

>>715858754
people were expected not to call this a mental illness

>>715878104
>his first reply in a thread is replying to a 7hr old comment
>talking about mental illness

>>715878205
i woke up and am now catching up with my coffee.
don't be such a dork

>>715866037
I think more stuff needs to do a day/night overlay, if only to force people to actually pay attention to when it's night for the event vs wherever the fuck they are.

ill watch this if theres less troons, are there less troons in this?

>>715878632
No, there's more, on both streams.

why the fuck is this guy doing these random encounters instead of speedrunning the game?
why is he using Berserk Slash while not at one hp?
why the FUCK is he not spamming lightning dance and intervention?
has he never played this game?
hasn't he spent a SECOND to think about the route?

>>715878779
Dualiste is a story boss though

>>715878779
pete's french he has worse problems to worry about

>>715878843
he fought and choked to an optional trash beore that

sabre blu

>>715878880
I don't think just being a shit player should be called choking.
Choking is when a good player has a hiccup.

>>715878779
dogwater runs aren't really speedruns. it's just a couple friends that got together to play games on stream "somewhat quicker" than normal for charity. most of these games haven't been properly routed

UH OH

oops

That's rough

>All we missed after that crash is a PB and a cutscene
Actual pain in those words

>all we missed was a PB and a cutscene
Damn, I feel sorry for him. Not, he didn't skip cutscenes earlier because they were funny, a PB where you didn't try your hardest doesn't feel good.

That said, he knows his shit and I enjoy his commentary, the runs good anyway.

As someone who's never played Silent Hill 1, does that constant bell ringing not get annoying?

>the defeat is so crushing that he doesnt even emote

jews were behind silent hill???

>Brazil almost winning the Fifa team
BR?

>that one guy who claps loudly
bless him

The look of devastation after saying Time.

>>715879152
>a PB where you didn't try your hardest doesn't feel good.
I dunno, getting one where you're just having fun and not trying too hard is still a nice surprise.

>>715879639
You don't get to be upset about not getting a PB when you're fucking around and then the game crashes.

>lost a chance at a PB
>but got his daughter back exactly the way she was when he lost her
He won in the end

pete isnt going to finish this is he

>>715856476
First time seeing her, but dear god I love her already.

Yuki_Layla is the proto of ASM. You know what I mean by that.

How do I donate toward an incentive?

does this runner have tourettes? this might be fun

>>715880056
Probably 75% likely to not, though it's Pete, he's got a habit of somehow scraping through just over estimate even after having a catastrophic run.

>never cuts his hair
>say he is a she/her
who does he think hes fooling

>3 trannies
nvm

>it's one of THOSE speedruns

>>715880524
Just say put it towards the incentive

Shame it's the shit AVP and not one of the good ones.

>trannies
Goddamit, I was looking forward to AvP too

Yuki Layla's role this ASM is to try and shove themselves into every run possible.

>>715880638
They all seem to stick together and talk to no other groups at the event

>all tranny aliens vs PREDATOR speedrun
kek

How the mighty have fallen. Troons make up what? 1 % of the population yet they ruin all the events. I thought they have such a high suicide rate. Why do they still grow like a plague?

Oh no, Peter did a fuckup.

>still on visages
either very very overestimate or mercykill, I cant see it any other way

>>715880056
at this pace he's over two hours from the end, his party composition sucks and he sucks at parries

Why isn't he spamming Lightning Dance?

lmao he doesn't even realize he can load the game instead of wiping

reply to this when the clair obscur dogwater run is over please, i dont want to be spoilered

Let it go pete

>>715881359
it's a dogwater run

>>715881372
honestly, I know only because i watched the run at ESA

Healing Sciel when she's inverted and killing her hurt to watch

>>715880839
thank dog for dogwater

baking

three dungeons to go and twelve minutes to do it

>>715880839
>>715880739
Alien is a freak magnet IP, so this doesn't surprise me in the slightest. I don't know why, people with weird mental conditions just love it.

compared to the ESA run he is about one hour away from finishing. Since it's Pete its probably 1:30 hours

>>715881867
Giger's penis art is degenerate but it gets praised for being art, thus it attracts those people

>>715881990
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