Thread 939005081

it's ok to be comfy

/cel/ threads are made by brown-skinned losers, FOR brown-skinned losers. Personally I think you should all just fucking kill yourselves. You will NEVER get the white girl.

High cheekboned kohl eyed mommy

To be fair like half of them are trying to be the white girl instead

i'm too pale, if anything :-/
and this >>939005216

i actually have a lot of otter pics to post that i haven't posted yet. only brocky has seen these.

>>939005255
them eyes tho

Nignog wants the Snood booty

>>939005320
how about human women instead? is that so much to ask?

>>939005255
Many such cases, many such cases

>>939005349
hersh requested otters

>>939005349
hes one bad thread away from literal spam just be happy with what weve got

https://youtu.be/pZ1NdE69VTs

>>939004722
>>939005320
>the same exact one we had during full harvest last year
It sounds like the owner might need to pump some money into that lifter lol, is it super old? I'm guessing they're multiple hundreds of thousands, so he prob won't buy a new one, right?
>aty205
absolutely STANCED up

>>939005216
retweet

>>939005190
In the latest census whites account for 40% of UK

get replaced cracka

hersh actually specifically said 1 and he didnt actually want it he just wanted to feel included with the namefags

>>939005379
dont care, its a celeb thread not a wet rat thread

>>939005320
!!!
i just remembered somethin' i gotta show you! but i gotta find it first. stay tuned.

>>939005328
>dat pic
i like her nose <3
it's very cute

>>939005356
alas...

>>939005430
I love those otters fuck you

>>939005461
have another

>>939005411
You know how it goes, eat your cum for me blah blah blah
>>939005461
The roseposter knows some fpov splits if that's up your alley

do not click those, they are all screamers

https://x.com/OfficialHTM/status/1960471261118915056

had to unfollow our GOAT, the Honky Tonk Man
why is he posting AI pics of himself? that's not his face, doesn't even look like him. also the wwf logo is way off

>>939005523
>have another
you're very kind. ty. she has such a pleasant face. <3

>>939005540
>fpov
had to google that. i'll admit those were among the sort of things i'd watch before i went celibate. (^///^)

hersh died

>>939005411
i don't think the lifter is too old, the chains and stuff just wear out and break down over time. they *were* going to buy a new lifter last year but it was a 12 row lifter or something and the topper is 8 row so it'd throw everything off. you'd have to top another half a row for the lifter.
i love that aty pic LMAO
>>939005461
ohhhhh jeez

>>939005752
>ohhhhh jeez
here it is! i saw this dice holder over the weekend and had to get a pic for you. :3

>>939005738
maggie too of course

>>939005777
cuuuuuuuuuute! (it kinda reminds me of this aty!)

who the fuck are these women

>>939005854
name

>>939005783
<3

>>939005905
>the pose
>the caption
relatable content

>>939005919
I forgor it

>>939005738
You do you beast

>>939005961
>relatable content
Very!

M-M-M-My m-m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-i-is a-a-a-a v-v-v-very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

pp hort

pink ruffle bikini

>>939005540
only if it's off of Dua's tummy
>The roseposter knows some fpov splits
https://youtu.be/KUXb7do9C-w

>>939005752
>aty+hanni
that's so freaking cute <3
>but it was a 12 row lifter or something and the topper is 8 row so it'd throw everything off
I'm sure this is a dumb question but couldn't he buy an 8 row one? Or open up four more rows of beets?

>>939006100
That outfit has nothing to do with the 90s

>>939006222
ill take your word for it, grandpa

>>939006109
>I'm sure this is a dumb question but couldn't he buy an 8 row one?
they could but at that point you're further ahead just sticking with what you have.
> Or open up four more rows of beets?
problem with that is that if the factory shuts down what do you do with those four rows? you've topped em so they gotta come out. it's more of an issue during full harvest when the temperature will sometimes dip below 32 so you can ONLY top right in front of the lifter or else the beets will freeze.

ha gottem
#fuckoldpeople

>>939006406
cute dress

>>939006032
<3

>>939005994
would rather dua

>>939006360
What a well-behaved little boy.
Atta boy

>>939005081 (OP)
Holy Crap Moot! you truly changed ...

Post celebs built for BBC gang rape

>>939006523
This is more like what was worn in the 90s

>>939006587
you're a goof :3

>>939006609
no corly

who ever invented white underpants had a helluva sense of humour

>>939006634
stop shitting yourself

>>939006609
oh my, do you perchance have the clip of this wiggling

it was merely a shart

>>939006109
Eh, I just make 'em
>>939006503
Dua? I barely knowa

>>939006503
i'm gonna post the rest of my otter pics for you. i think i have like 6 more news ones

New Kat

>>939006712
well that was fucking eloquent

>>939006819
literally just spam. you are shit and anyone who enables you is shit

>>939006767
i dont like you posting dua so you are spamming.

>>939006835
Chubby bunny

>>939006975
dont you mean poop fart elevator

>>939006767
el, oh, and i say this with all due respect, el.

>>939006819
aw, so sleepy and spoiled. <3

>>939006835
so adorable.

>>939006867
i mean okay. what are ya gonna do, spam beady about it?
>>939007093
:DD

>>939006400
>if the factory shuts down
this is the part I keep forgetting, that the factory doesn't run continuously
>during full harvest when the temperature will sometimes dip below 32
when is the full harvest? I assumed you guys would go right into it after this run

>>939006767
that *is* pretty gay though

>>939006712
cute, now I've gotta chase this down in higher res lol

choli is literally the worst poster here

>>939007093
I know, I know. I'm smart, funny, handsome, and most of all humble.
>>939007207
What's more gay is that I love cute faggots, however making them is like relaxing basically any video editing is relaxing I make like frag montages and stuff too

>>939007354
LETS GO

You mind your business armpit boy

>>939007207
>when is the full harvest? I assumed you guys would go right into it after this run
October 1st lol. There's 7 groups (weeks) of pre-pile and we're group 3 this year. So 1 more month of pre-pile.

>>939007266
Cant get away from it

>>939007265
THIS

>>939007203
fuzzy faces <3

>>939007290
;D

Fucking allison wouldn't feel gay.

>>939007590
i should send you that kotaro video. they go over all of kotaro's facial expressions and how he glares at hana when he gets pissed lmao

I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>939007623
(^///^)

>>939007649
i love how sassy they are. such big personalities.

Been posting with too much gusto gotta go back down to one or two lines and ignoring 90% of replies
>>939007590
Tap in on them butterflies

>>939007726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Oh3Vmc9e_I
heres the video!!!

>>939007802
Dua has gotta be the most attractive current/modern celeb right? Like who beats her?

Also like a week or two ago I ignored a Kiki poster because I began to suspect he was beady, if that was an innocent poster my fault they did get mad at me after which didn't seem like a beady move

>>939007933
Me I beat her with my fists pow pow

>>939007802
is it weird that i would find it cute if her tummy growled while i was kissing it?

>>939007897
tyty. i'm gonna watch it after my pup wakes from her nap 'cause i know their squeaking will wake her up and make her start searching the room.

>>939007950
lovely eyes.

gnite

>>939007983
Maybe, but who cares
>>939008035
Night Hersh

>>939008035
have a cozy night.

>>939007981
1. You know what i meant smh
2. Mean!

>>939008035
byebye

got a pizza in the oven
(im prgagent with an italian)

>>939008266
bump

>>939007983
watch it with headphones on!!! that way the squeaks seem even more real!
(also this is my last new otter pic)

>>939007528
oh so you do go into it next though! Farming is confusing man, I'm glad you understand it because I sure don't lmao
>Kkura in glasses
<3

>>939007290
what's not to love, they're cute by definition right? that is gay though.
>however making them is like relaxing basically any video editing is relaxing I make like frag montages and stuff too
I find it relaxing too tbh. I know what you mean though, I find I kind of hyperfocus on the output and get numb to the clips after a while lol.
what game(s) do you make montages of?

>>939008266
Fuck what a body.

>>939008310
>>939008363

>>939008330
Bunch of stuff really, used to play Chiv 2 a lot and I play a lot of shooters. Idk I'm too shy to talk about it more honestly

>>939008076
good point

>>939008323
i can't get up to grab my headphones or she'll wake up. her fuzzy little head is in my lap. <3

>>939008330
>oh so you do go into it next though!
Hopefully. We still have soybeans to get through too but those aren't ready yet.
also watch this Leniverse if you get the chance, sht is so fkin funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drCoEVLoaxc

>>939008441
Something something blue marble

>>939008405
Time to spill?

>>939008491
all signs point to yes

>>939008545
Permission to get lewd?

>>939008602
by all means

>>939008656
Pumping for them pits

>>939008681
have some more

bros shy lol

>>939008765
Fuck ur spoiling me

>>939008702
Ngl from the thumbnail I thought she had a massive cock

>>939008656
>>939008765
may I join in the Spilliebation?

>>939008702
Was a pleasure buddy
>>939008777
Post the not shy song from the pedo kpop group

>>939008850
Trying not to whimper

>>939008854
what does your cock say

>>939008430
>I'm too shy to talk about it more honestly
that's fair. I suck at Chiv 2, but it's a lot of fun. I think the last game I did that for was rocket league, but I don't play that much nowadays

>>939008474
>also watch this Leniverse if you get the chance, sht is so fkin funny.
I'm playing pathfinder with my buddies for a little while longer, but I'll watch it before I sleep tonight!

>>939008441
>her fuzzy little head is in my lap.
now THAT is adorable.
>>939008945
:DD it's pretty fkin funny. The whole thing with Chaewon and Kazuha will have you laughing so hard.

>>939008945
Rocket car

>>939009105
Turns me into a subby bitch. If ur posting Millie you'll have full control over me.

>>939009134
i could use a mouth around my balls right now

>>939009223
Well idk about that. But you can properly tell me what to do.. when and if to jerk.. when and if to cum..

>>939009256
you said full control anon

He'll have full control over him if he tells him to do things he's already going to do

>>939008934
it would like to very much

>>939009314
True yes. Well empty my head a little first and you will.

>>939009330
go ahead

>>939009023
she's my little buddy. i'd be lost without her. <3

>>939009388
completely goon brained to the point of sucking on my balls

>>939009023
>Chaewon and Kazuha
can't wait for this, I'm gonna watch it over dinner in ~30 mins

>>939009094
people are just too good at rocket car, it makes it hard to have fun

>>939009598
Mmmmphhh fuck fuck fuck..

>>939008893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTowEKjDGkU
why you say that, cause Yuna??

>>939009469
<33
>>939009608
Sakura looks cute in it too <33

>>939009608
Oh yeah I meant Super Shy or whatever the pedo one is, guess I got Itzy stuck on the brain I love Itzy

>>939009877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArmDp-zijuc
you keep saying that like you aint cummed to Hyein a bunch

>>939009944
Everybody knows I love jeans

>>939009696
nice long strokes on that dick for millie

>>939010030
Leaking for her

what if everythign was jeans

>>939010117
keep going deeper and deeper until i feel your lips wrap around my balls

>>939010154
That'd be sweet I love jeans

this season of stadium sucks too many flying champions

Badlies obsession with spamming cutsey annoying obnoxious pictures is like autistic kids killing animals from hugging them too hard

>>939010333
even baggy JNCO jeans?

Dudes retarded ass brain is so cooked

>>939010493
That picture on the right of him looks so hilarious. It looks so fucking angry. It's like the angriest I've ever seen anyone look. Shit makes me crack up every time I see it

>>939010454
>is like autistic kids killing animals from hugging them too hard
Are you speaking from experience or...?

>>939010456
They're aight

>>939010589
Knowing that severely autistic kids are overly affectionate is pretty common knowledge. When people are fucking stupid or disabled or whatever, then they don't understand boundaries and they do things that are inappropriate, abusive, annoying and inconveniencing to anyone experiencing them all despite them not having a problem with it themselves and it's why they have to be catered to all the time. Their brains don't work. They're stupid.

>>939010816
Whole lot of rambling with nothing noteworthy said.

>>939010950
Everything I said was awesome and worth note. I'm so fucking tired of chilling in the threads and then all of it just going to shit because baldy mcfucking mentally ill homeless retard starts spamming chinks and his stupid, fucking cutesy animal bullshit while replying to himself constsntly

I am so goddamn fucking tired of seeing all the goddamn fucking chinks in here.

News flash, Asian people are fucking ugly and insecure small little bugs.

You have to have such garbage ass shit fucking taste to have any real obsession with chinks and want to post them in here holy fuck.

You are mentally ill go ahead and ruin another thread for everyone else

>>939011099
>>939010950

Baldy fucking railed against other people and said so much shit about standards and morals when it comes to posting in here and then he replies to himself after a decade of doing so much shit against others
Him recently writing that fat post here is just the cherry on top of it all. Dude fucking floods for a decade and then gets someone to make him jerk off while posting pictures and talks about how he was winning

All he cares about is being fed because he's a narcissistic ugly asshole and it's why he came up with the retarded ass concept of mmm postan. It's just him projecting the fact that he just wants to be fed and doesn't give a shit about anyone else.

He is such a fucking scumbag asshole, it is insane. Dude needs a fucking iron shovel to his dome.

>>939011229
BALD.

You write so much shit baldy and try so hard yet anyone who can actually think can dissect what's actually going on in your head in 5 seconds

You're a selfish ugly loser
You weren't born that way either. It's your fault.

I know everybody who posts asians is beady (except when you do it) get it all out

Beaners can be beautiful. White women are beautiful. Chinks all look the same, and they're fucking annoying and ugly.

>>939011330
tubby will tucker himself out soon don't worry

i'm late, but. CIARA BRAVO

If you jerk off to a zipper head like twerking or something, or you get a slight thing for it for a bit or whatever I can understand that.

I cannot understand anyone who actually thinks that these fucking things are really genuinely beautiful.
They're not.
All Asians look the fucking same. They're fucking bugs. They're annoying and they're ugly. All Asians are insecure.
You are fucking stupid if you think that Asians are truly beautiful.

>>939011242
Based.

>>939011289
Maybe if I can show you a more ugly obnoxious animal to post you'll stop posting the fucking otters

>>939011242
parker was the only actual mmm poster all along KEK KEK KEK KEK

>>939009788
watching it now!

>>939011559
Yay!!!

>>939011242
Has he ever talked about his dad or if he was ever disciplined?

>>939011616
>or if he was ever disciplined?
He wasn't. I'm sure he has a few sob stories to give about when he was younger, but he never really went through anyone disciplining him or kicking his ass or anything and it's why he is such a fucking cunt head online.

>>939005081 (OP)
41%
>NR8AS

you are worse than him because you spam every single day

>>939011712
Parker is worse than everyone, anon

>>939011737
i know you want that to be true

>>939011777
Yeah I do want it to be true because I fucking hate him because he's an asshole so thank god it is. I could write paragraphs and paragraphs just based on my shitty memory alone about all of the stupid horrible fucked up things he has done to other people here and all the horrible things he has written to other people here for literally no reason

If you want to believe I am worse or anyone else is worse then fine, you go ahead and stick with that, buddy boy.

>>939011816
>>939011816
>>939011816

i give you like 6 months before youve got your own spambot

>>939011857
The only thing wrong with being cozy is the 'I' bit

>>939005081 (OP)
>its ok to be comfy
No

>>939014495
it's ok to be comfy but not at the cost of what you could accomplish.

>>939012293
i mean i'm not really going to complain, i can see the point, it makes sense and i do see and understand it, but like most of /v/ i'm not really into that kinda shit

honestly, i have never really seen the appeal of this whole comfy