Thread 939052042

Oompa!
Poompa!
Cloggity clog!
>ppprrrfffttttt!
I've got a perfect turd for you!

>>939052042 (OP)
I love this movie.

>>939052078
>>939052042 (OP)

>>939052131
Alright, you know what? Allow me to explain why this "le proof?" shit doesn't work. Let's say that there's a fire going on in a house from across the street where you and your parents house (there's no fucking way in hell that you live in your own house considering how much of a fucking faggot you are), and someone decides to come to you and say "hey man! Calll 911, there's a fire going in that house right there, and I don’t have my phone on me!" And you're retarded log nigger ass goes "durr you got le proof of this fire E?" And the other (more sane) person goes "what the fuck are you talking about? The fire is right there!" And then you go "durr so no le proof then, LE MEDS E!" This why the 'le proof" shit doesn't work log nigger, kill yourself NOW

>>939052254
Alright, you know what? Allow me to explain why this "le proof?" shit doesn't work. Let's say that there's a fire going on in a house from across the street where you and your parents house (there's no fucking way in hell that you live in your own house considering how much of a fucking faggot you are), and someone decides to come to you and say "hey man! Calll 911, there's a fire going in that house right there, and I don’t have my phone on me!" And you're retarded log nigger ass goes "durr you got le proof of this fire E?" And the other (more sane) person goes "what the fuck are you talking about? The fire is right there!" And then you go "durr so no le proof then, LE MEDS E!" This why the 'le proof" shit doesn't work log nigger, kill yourself NOW.

Kill yourself.
>reported

>>939052042 (OP)
It appears that you didn't check the catalog prior to posting a repeat spam thread.
Please keep your log spam confined to a single spam thread.
Thanks for your cooperation.

>>939052042 (OP)

I'd like your honest opinion.

this is an unfinished demo track without the vocals or the 3 verses

it's called PLAYIN' WITH FIRE
and I have 3 sections written
each of them is about a different person
fucking up their life in different ways

-the girl that's fucking niggers
-a cheating lying diplicitous husband
-a woman who ends up running up heroin in motel rooms with used needles & hep c junkies

but the CHORUS is the real hook
(again, the vocals aren't on it yet)

but the chorus melody is the same as the chorus vocals, and it goes:

"I really think so.. you ought to know.. you know that you're playin' with fire! "

(by the way- I was tweaking when I sequenced this basic demo track, and I added a stupid "let's go let's play let's seize this day" thing because I had just met my wife and we were literally playing like children going to other cities and meeting people and exploring life- but disregard the 'lets go let's play' because THE SONG IS ABOUT PEOPLE DESTROYING THEIR LIVES)

opinion from YOU is highly respected

PLAYIN' WITH FIRE™
https://voca.ro/1jqaoAHr16j3

>>939052042 (OP)
mods ban this unfunny spamming faggot

thx

thread hidden

>>939052416
you ain't shit
TRANSLATION:
nobody will eat you

>>939053344
MODS
O
D
S

PERMABAN THE LOGNIGGER

>>939053241

1: diddly dee
2 diddly doe
3: the EXCITING NEW SONG is being released tomorrow

https://voca.ro/1jJYBkg80Ocj

>>939053428

how the hell do you Fuck a CAR??!!....
where do you even begin?

https://voca.ro/182MTJhK08oL

>>939053428

EL INSTRUCTIONES:
1: take one part diddly dee
2: add one part diddly doe
3: and fuck yourself

>>939053886
the creamy color and lack of viscosity?

....... probably giardia

grone my throte

>>939052042 (OP)

actually, I hadn't listened to this in a long time and I forgot to mention

listen to the end
the final minute of this demo is the best part

here it is:
it's like being on nitrous oxide

https://voca.ro/15dholIU9dQL

>>939052131
analog horror shi

>>939054744

for me, computers have ALWAYS been the shit

but never to program
never to code
never to hack
never to play videogames
never to masturbate

they've always been my STUDIO

my art and music workshop

all of my buddies were coders programmers and brilliant brilliant young mathematicians etc

but they knew my brain didn't work that way

for me, it was an UNLIMITED CREATIVE LABORATORY

and nothing more
(well.... admittedly, I enjoy using computers to deliver insulting observations that would've taken weeks back in the Pony Express days)

plus, they wouldn't even know what a gaming chair was

>>939054985
Why do you show up in these stupid faggot threads retard?

>>939055011
Because you're unhinged, Eustace.

Just an old attention seeking washout
Hide his threads and ignore him
He hates that

>>939055122
The retard will just post more repetitive bullshit.

Why do the mods allow this to continue?

>>939055122
>here he is!
>>939055194
Why do the mods allow the porn spam? Why do the mods allow the /pol/ spam? Why are you only lying about the one or two random threads remaining being spam? Eerie. Really eerie. Meds your take.

>>939052211

....................not even Le Loguefague

But is there any proof that this hypothetical neighbor even has a phone in the first place?

because that's where the story got sketchy. is this neighbor naked or is he wearing a bathrobe that has pockets?

where the fuck did he leave this phone anyway?

AND HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS INCIDENT? assuming you must know the neighbor?

I've got more questions now than I did a few minutes ago

>>939055290
>Why do the mods allow the porn
The porn threads have variety.
Your shit threads have shit.

>>939055194
Why it's allowed is beyond me
Yes, he'll talk to himself but not as long as someone replying to him. If you reply to the autist he'll bait you to keep you talking. All we can do is ignore the faggot which isn't easy.

>>939055377
Lying out your ass aside, where in the rules is this "spam is OK if it has variety" clause, E? MEDS!

>>939055440
OK, but you're STILL. HERE, LOL.

>>939055451
You're intentionally sliding threads, retard.

>>939055011

perhaps you didn't get the memo:

on the President of the Official Log Fag Fan Club™

I'm not affiliated with his organization in any way, which made me the perfect candidate to head his fan club

I'm the one who approves the Logfag coffee mugs and mousepads

I'm also the one who oversees all the regional county fair logfests, Logfag lookalike contests, and licensing regarding the holiday inn lounge Logfag impersonators.

>>939055530
Proof?
>>939055565
>Logfag lookalike contests
Here's me. What are my odds of winning, do you think?

>>939055440

ignore

as in WILLINGFULLY AND INTENTIONALLY BECOMING IGNORANT

there's another word for that:
cowardice

running and hiding

>>939055669
If you promise not to tell anybody
I'll let you win the upcoming look-alike contest in Topeka, we can split all the winnings

I hope you enjoyed feces. because that's what we're going to win

>>939055746
I'm in. It'll be our little, stinky secret...

>>939055194
I can also pull some strings and get you an actually hardcopy high quality laminated UV protected LOGFAG FAN CLUB,™ membership card

not a joke or prank
not made out of feces
a real high quality membership card
THE REAL DEAL
retail value $350
with his autograph on it and everything

Have your people get in touch with my people

>>939055669
Sire...

the weed quandary:
these days I don't touch hard dope at all
I only smoke a little weed

I'm living proof that you indeed CAN smoke pot, and not do harder drugs. that's relative for somebody who never did hard drugs before, and only smoked weed... for them, doing hard drugs was never even a question.

but as a former DRUG ENTHUSIAST
(notice I didn't say addict, because that would be technically incorrect)
for me to smoke weed but not take a Xanax or a lortab or meth or cocaine or other drugs (9 years so far an number 10 is on its way) serves as proof positive that a person CAN exert will power

and WITHOUT GOD

because those 12-step programs are nothing more than a bullshit tabernacle occult scam... shutting their imaginary god down your throte Like it's a log or something...

they would always say "You can't beat addiction without God" hahahaha

number one: those idiots don't understand addiction. I wasn't addicted to anything in particular. I was always just simply EXTREMELY FUCKING ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT GETTING HIGH

that's all...
no addictions....

THE WEED QUANDRY:
a giant bag of pot in my pocket
slow burning zig zags

...... My wife is in the living room watching videos

should I walk in there and roll a doobie?
because that seems like a lot right now

I'd almost rather just roll it right here and if she wants some she can walk her happy ass back here

THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT KEEP ME AWAKE

>>939052042 (OP)
I want to drown in his chocolate river (in his butt)

>>939056742
That's...
That's so fucking hot.

Forced feeding on fudge

Im gay for his clay

>>939055699
the trippiest part:

I drew that original robot woman on a piece of typing paper back in 1986

the lettering is LETRASET™ rub-on lettering. It was a thin layer of vinyl like substance printed on clear plastic sheets that you could rub on to paper for "professional typefacing" back in the day

Who would have ever imagined I would be taking a digital copy of that old ballpoint pen doodle and entering it into this new-fangled crazy shit called artificial intelligence and bringing it to life

...................... trippy as shit, bro
....................... totally fucking trippy

I'm so glad I lived to see both sides of this motherfucking thing

I wouldn't have the same appreciation for it if I was younger and hadn't gotten to see life before this change

I also wouldn't be able to correctly state that things have gone to hell and it was much much much much much much better before all of this bullshit

>>939056856

............ okay
........

.damn

.....

okay
that one got me

>>939052042 (OP)
I want to inflate into a brown ball of his shit and be juiced back into my own god damn throat.

declineism has existed since the dawn of man

one generation always tells the next generation "things were better back in my day"

........... That's just a natural process
because those generations honestly perceived the new changes as diminishing life as they knew it

H O W E V E R :
In case you are aware or not.....
This time it's different

This time it's completely fucking different

we are actually at the end now
and to be even more precisely accurate
THE END HAS ALREADY OCCURRED

and everything from here out is going to be a clanky shell of the past

and people born tomorrow will never realize how good you guys had it today

The same way you guys scoff at HOW MUCH BETTER it was when I was your age

because we got away with so much!
we basically got away with murder..
metaphorically speaking

today's youth DON'T EVEN FUCK

......... .......... very few of them do

generally speaking, THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE SEX ANYMORE

It's creepy
everything is so weird these days

thank God I got to see both sides

>>939057426
sounds great in theory
but in application, where the hell is your vagina?

>>939057260
Highly successful businessman, E. Two-time presidential winner, E. Take your meds.

>>939052042 (OP)
of course you're already aware that I'm not into the "feces ingestion" thing.

and you already know I simply Enjoy Being NEAR Feces....

but you don't know about the MOST TRAUMATIC DAY OF MY LIFE™

it was back in the 2nd grade
the school mascot was a turtle named Ferdinand

his back leg accident on my pants leg, And I was dragged down the school hallway for almost 25 minutes

The slowest most humiliating 25 minutes of my life

and all that the worst part was the slow pace, It was actually ferdinand's FECES that left me permanently marred...

God dammit

his back leg got CAUGHT on my pants leg

and by the time a teacher unhooked my pants leg

I had been dragged through the turtle feces

25 minutes of horror and shame
as the other children pointed and laughed
25 horrible minutes
he only dragged me a little over 2 feet
but the humiliation shattered my mind

and ever since that day
I can't fully function unless I know there's a likely source of feces nearby

just in case

and now you

know

>>939057099
I’m cum