Thread 939080319

I am BORED! >:c

>>939080319 (OP)
Ever read House of Leaves? I found it enjoyable.

>>939080414
What's it about?

>>939080319 (OP)
I know something you could do to occupy some time, nigga...

>>939080466
Stop nigga posting in my threads i don't like it :(

>>939080445
It's about a dude analyzing a movie interspersed with stories of his past.
The movie deals with a guy finding out his house doesn't exactly follow normal geometry, hinting at the supernatural and eventually the dude starts to be affected by the supernatural as well and the book itself starts to break down.

>>939080521
why don't you love me, nigga? :(

>>939080445
A house, but very few actual leaves.

>>939080787
Not wrong.

>>939080319 (OP)
You should research exit hoods for the future in the meantime. It's a rabbothole of info I bet youd absolutely LOVE.

>>939080624
Looks pretty cool actually
>>939080676
I don't hate you, it's just that seeing black people gets on my nerves a bit
>>939080914
What are exit hoods?

>>939080825
It is a great way to look absolutely insane if you read it in public, though.

>>939080319 (OP)
Do something with your life.

>>939081402
Like what?

>>939081402
What it this is the thing that they're doing with their life?

>>939081269
fine - I'll stop posting niggas
you still got that butt, ni... friend?

>>939081436
>>939081438
Get off 4chan and go outside.
Do you need mom and dad to chew your food for you too?

>>939081269
Im not google, nigger. Im telling you to kill yourself.

>>939081471
You first, princess.

>>939081308
True, but that never stopped me in the past.

>>939080414
Dont listen to this guy. Book is horribly unenjoyable. Try infinite jest instead.

>>939081537
>No u.
Is that all you've got or are you still avoiding sunlight?

>>939081545
It's a fun book. I read it every couple of years.

>>939081449
Sorry i still can't post it... i will one day.
>>939081471
I was outside yesterday but i have nobody to go outside with today :(
>>939081493
Oh you meant an exit bag? I'm pretty sure those are called exit bags, not exit hoods.

>>939081582
Reading it now for the first time, enjoying it and felt like OP might like it too.

>>939081567
Actually sitting in it at the moment. I'm just pointing out the irony and faggotry of your statement, which you are so boldly reinforcing.

>>939080319 (OP)
get a job

>>939081600
>I was outside yesterday but i have nobody to go outside with today :(
Do you always need people to be with you?
Do you have a gathering around the toilet when you always shit?
Go outside and have a spine.

>>939081610
There's a part where the words are spiraled around the pages that is particularly fun.

>>939081612
Is the computer plugged into the grass?

>>939081619
I already have a job
>>939081623
>Do you always need people to be with you?
Yes i have crippling social anxiety and i can't leave the house by myself.

>>939081691
>Yes i have crippling social anxiety and i can't leave the house by myself.
Then you need to work on that.
Staying on 4chan isn't doing you any favors.

>>939081644
Oh, you sweet retarded boomer... did your grandkids leave the browser open? Is that how you found 4chan?

>>939081691
what do you do for work?

>>939081828
Oh so you're a phone poster.
>Goes outside.
>I got social anxiety
>Brings phone
>Browses 4chan outside

>>939081814
Yeah i am working on it. I have a psychiatrist appointment for monday.
>>939081828
Please don't post pictures of ashley in my threads it makes you look like me :(
>>939081945
It's a part time online data entry job.

>>939081984
That's not me you're arguing with somebody else

>>939082046
do your coworkers hit on you?

>>939082082
It's the same shitty anime girl.

>>939081984
Or laptop, but that's neither here nor there. But your assumptions are amazing, so I won't discourage you. Are you still on dial up, pops? What's 56k like in 2025? Do you still use landline? If so, rotary? Or maybe your hips and with it enough to have a touch tone?

>>939082145
I don't really interact with humans while working.
>>939082151
Yes but it's a different person posting her

>>939082170
Sounds like a bunch of cope from not going outside and interacting with it.

>>939082046
My bad. I'm not trying to look like you. It's just the best pic I have to represent the level of smug I'm throwing out.

>>939082250
Then don't post it faggot if you don't want to be confused with other faggots.
Also touch grass I can hear your sweaty fingers hitting that keyboard.

>>939082251
Interacting with what? Are you ESL? Saar?

>>939082258
Personally I use this one

>>939082303
>SAAR?!
Is this a saar thread?!

>>939082258
Oh okay fair enough, ashley is pretty smug :3

>>939082303
Interacting with the people and objects outside.
It's like VR but real.

>>939082337
That is very nice. Thank you for sharing.
>>939082377
Yeah, she really does have some golden facial expressions. I usually either use her or Sabrina/SPAS-12.

>>939082350
Saar? Excuse me... Saar? This is Michael calling from... Seattle. I would like to talk to you about your home warranty.
>>939082419
Your projecting is adorable.

>>939082644
>Your projecting is adorable.
We all know how VR headsets work there's no need to be condescending.

skibedi toilet ohio sauce

>>939082777
>trips

what if we made out on my Monsters, Inc. bed, OP

>>939082853

lets do it, ill be mike wazowski you'll be that one invisible lizard and
nvm I changed my mind ur judy hopps in this fantasy

>>939082853
I would like to make out with you but that's not me...

>>939082987
I guess I'll have to make out with a lot of cute boys then...

>>939082922
I want to be James P. Sullivan, not Judy Hopps

>>939082668
You're losing ground, pops.

>>939083261
You've never felt the ground.

>>939083057
What else will we do after kissing...? >.<

>>939083283
Nice floundering. Your hypocrisy is especially minty fresh.

>>939083326
whatever we feel like ;)
I might start by kissing your neck, and then move down slowly...
you get to decide where I stop

>>939083406
Have you touched mint?

I like how this thread has devolved into gay sexting and people arguing.

>>939083474
>AND THEN OUTTA NOWHERE - A FAT FUCKIN' NIGGA!!!
anyway - back to the Sully boykissing rp

>>939083446
What if i don't stop you and you go all the way down to my toes and i let you kiss and suck them :3

>>939083451
I grow it.

>>939083599
Oh no!! I'd hate for that to happen!
I'd have to lick your feetsies?!
Just remember that I get a turn after you ;)

>>939083667
On your virtual farm in virtual sunlight?

>>939083743
Lol or in my yard. But you wouldn't know about that from mommy's basement.

>>939083694
Yes you would have to lick all over my soft, delicate, tiny little feetsies muhahaha >:3

>>939083823
Basements don't have yards.

>>939083852
so lewd! all of those other delicious bits I have to pass up to get to the feetsies too!
you are too cruel!

>>939083891
God, you're fucking stupid.

>>939083915
Well you said you would get a turn too... where would you stop me to take revenge? >//<

>>939084039
Lets see... hard to choose. I think you'd have a couple stops...
First would be my pecs - never really been into nipple play, but I'd give it a try ;)

>>939084254
i bet they're so sensitive :3 do you think i could give you a little orgasm just from your nipples??

>>939084678
oh fuck - i don't think so, but I'd love to find out
I'm sure I could get pretty close if one of your hands was pulling my hair and the other was stroking my inner thigh ;)

>>939084747
sorry i kinda got really sleepy my brain isn't able to come up with any more cute replies.

>>939085041
that's ok cutie
get some rest :)

ep4 when!!

>>939085131
hehe thank you :3

>>939080319 (OP)
did i create you?

>>939080319 (OP)
Youre a dumb faggot is what you are.
Kys.

>>939080319 (OP)
Ahahaha its this dumb avatar faggot again!
Everyone laugh at his delusions!
Haaahahahaha

>Thread is dead
>People come in to insult, bumping the thread instead of letting it die

>>939086621
>>939086702
shut the fuck up, that's my daughter

>>939086804
more people get to read the hot rp though...
did it make you cum?

>>939083970
Proof?

>>939080319 (OP)
>Op is a faggot
>rampant avatar fag that gets bullied daily because he doesnt stop
>fucks his brother
>hates women but wants to be one
>has severe mental problems and is on medication that doesnt even work

You don't realise how antithetical your mindset is to your actual existence.
Work on not breathing, it would suit you.

>>939086804
Not a chance fag. I sage everytime. I love putting down trannies.
>>939086847
Shut your axe wound, troon.

>>939086804
speak for yourself retard, i sage in all fields
>>939080319 (OP)
Kys gayboy

>>939086961
>and is on medication that doesnt even work
it works pretty decently actually. i'm doing a lot better since i started it.

hey there! i'm a 21 year old girl from the us, a bit voluptuous and totally love taking charge during some steamy chats. there's nothing better than pushing your buttons and seeing how far I can take it while having a blast myself! i'm definitely a night owl and crave those sultry conversations, but stepping out to meet new people gives me a little anxiety. that's why i'm all about those flirty chats, they just fit my vibe! if you're down for some fun, hit me up on 4 adding me at j-al-ro-n n (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! looking for some exciting sexting buddies who know how to have a good time, no strings attached!

>>939087091
>i'm doing a lot better since i started it.
well no, you aren't. you just feel like you're doing better. but your actual life has probably not changed at all since starting the meds, right? same thing happened to me, i reached a point where i felt like i "couldn't take it anymore" (even though i really could, i was just being dramatic), and then ended up being prescribed a bunch of different meds over the years, most of which did not work, and actually i'm starting to think none of them work at all, not even the ones i'm currently taking, because my life is not one slight bit better than it ever was, even though i've been taking my current meds for years, i mean technically i "feel better" now, but that doesn't mean my life is better....

>>939087299
i mean my life didn't really need to change, it was alright, my brain was just messed up and the drug fixed that and i'm relatively happy now.

>>939087424
"denial" ain't just a river in Africa, anon

>>939088382
Whatever, i'm going to bed :3