Thread 939304194

ylyl

No jeets

Niggers and kikes welcome

inb4 that retarded guy posting the anal vore shit over and over again. sick of it. no one wants to see that stupid shit

>>939306335
Your the one posting it faggot

>>939306405
your mom posted on my dick last night

>>939306335
he wants attention retard. install 4chanx and filter and boom he's gone, replying to himself, alone in the threads. do not engage

>>939306810
he resizes and crops to bypass it retard

>>939304243
I'm pretty sure these say the exact opposite of what they're labeled.

>>939305643
kill yourself /pol/cel. You are not welcome here.

Bro I don’t get it does the black hoodie actually consume you if someone else put in the string in like forty days plus

>>939307059
honestly not a bad idea for androgynous types.

>>939307478
Go back.

>>939307614
Need a dictionary, retard?

>>939305583
Love Guga

>>939306876
no he doesn't, md5 has been working for weeks and doing all that work for me to block a new md5 in literally an instant is hilarious, so even if he were smart enough (he's not, he's clearly mentally ill) it doesn't beat filtering, you are just a retard
also, consider filenames and regex

/(\u00a9|\u00ae|[\u2000-\u3300]|\ud83c[\ud000-\udfff]|\ud83d[\ud000-\udfff]|\ud83e[\ud000-\udfff])/;stub:yes
/^-comic\.png$/
/^comic.png$/i/;stub:yes
/(?:ruchex|yoko|felsit|meli|felissa|jin|yakuza|sydflash|fel_bv|ed_stand|1kal|feass|belial|shakir|Kalnareff|syd)/i;stub:yes
/(?:0084_|0085_|0003_)/i;stub:yes

>>939305643
Literally insane behaviour. Terminal mental illness that the rest of the world is paying for.

>>939306949
>You are not welcome here
More Israeli projection. Netenyahu funded hamas.

>>939309862
Based

>>939306949
jews are alright but israelis are filth
treifah

>>939309518
>code
Does someone really need to learn all this shit if they want to filter posts

>>939310540
Almost lost kek

>>939306898
don't do a flip?

>>939306952
it's okay to be black.

>>939304194 (OP)
Hey thanks
>bites his hand
>barrel rolls like a crocodile
>rips his arm off
Fuck you.

>>939312591
no, you can click post and click filter based on all kinds of criteria, or bulk filter multiple posts based on multiple criteria. I was giving an example of a very simple filter for catching some common retards but you can just install the extension and click the pulldown and it's still fast as hell

Get right with God

>>939316530
That wont work
I cant explain how but i just know

>>939316556
The circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!

>>939304194 (OP)
If this ended racism it would have ended eons ago.
What it does do, is embolden self righteous genocidal shithead to go around and kill everyone they don't like.

Sincerely a Jew!

>>939316669
They would jam.

Why: in the picture the big "STUDENTS" gear is meshed with both small "TEACHERS" and "PARENTS" gears, and the two small gears also touch each other. That makes a closed loop of three gears where each gear directly meshes with the other two. In any such odd-numbered mesh loop the required rotation directions conflict: if the big gear turns one way it forces the two small gears to turn the opposite way, but because the two small gears mesh with each other they must turn opposite directions from one another — a contradiction. That overconstraints the system and prevents free rotation (it either binds or breaks teeth).

How to make it work:
- Remove direct contact between the two small gears (space them so each only meshes with the big gear).
- Or insert an extra idler gear between the two small gears (or use a belt) so parity is preserved.
- Or make one of the small gears a free-spinning pulley (not toothed) so it doesn’t constrain the others.

>>939314183
In Africa. Sure

>>939317032
ok

>>939306335
It used my image I stole from /pol/ to bait it out. Yes, I posted quite a few. Can't wait to see which ones you use.
>>939306445
It responds exactly like the fur asshole anon in the last thread. Actually, the last 3000 threads.
Well, guess that's a mystery solved. Didn't spend much time on you, but that's all I needed. Easy read.

>>939306335
In fact, I even replied against myself, the way you do. You didn't know I was there, but I saw what you did.

>>939306335
btw, that was an AI gen, noob
here's the file name i used
a7b7f8be-b864-477f-a758-a5d17d3f4c0b

>>939304194 (OP)
This mutt has an extremely kill-able face.
Also, Reddit humor.

>>939317032
found the sperg

>>939318213
Kek, bitch has no style

>>939306445
Haha

>>939309518
Now if the idiot posting it sees it they're gonna learn.

Nice job faggot

>>939306898
They say "What were you worried about?"
"Do you remember?"
"Nothing much." (This sounds better in Korean.)
"Be the person you want to be." (This also sounds better in Korean, less 'do it' and more 'become something, don't waste this.')

>no jeets
Post jeet rekt clips

OP is a street shitter

>>939307052
>>939306335

>>939309518
>>939307052
>>939306810
>>939306445

>>939306405
Post this on my dick faggot

>>939304194 (OP)
this bitch is in my class. this is a real fucking person

>>939304194 (OP)
Niggers and poop are the same thing. Killing niggers is no different from flushing your poop down the toilet.

>>939306335
Kek

>>939306197
This would probably be funnier if I was a seven year old girl and knew anything specific about Beauty and the Beast.

>>939307052
eli5?

>>939320911
Funniest shit ever. Can't stop loling!

>>939322402

She think he is a lefty, but he is not.

Left hates banks because they think they leech on the poor.
Right hates banks because of jews.
Left hates multinational corpos because they barely pay any taxes.
Right hates mutinational corpos because they are spreading globo-homo, erasing national and individual identity. And jews.
Left hates consumerism because it discriminates the poor.
Right hates consumerism because it is promoted overwhelmingly by jews.

>>939305643
>implying it isnt based that the jews exterminate muslims

>>939320632
that's a tiny fragment and the work involved in beating md5 is way, way more work for him. which is hilarious, imagine being that desperate to not be alone and not be invisible but also to continue being a furfaggot disgusting retard and how frustrated he must be

>>939322836
That Andy Sixx poster fag is over 9000 times his level stupid. Imagine if that hits ylyl

>>939316530
It's funny because the average educator is a fucking moron and teachers tend to be the lowest common denominator in society.

>>939322750
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKlQCmDuKXz/?l=1

>>939305643
Arabs need to be eradicated
Palestinians are the lowest tier gypsy arabs. Why not stsrt with them..

>>939322884
meds, e

I’d rather live near filthy pakis than around shitty Indians.

>>939307059
If it happens so often you need cards printed then you’re the problem

>>939310584
Is not cropping out the Reddit ad part of the ylyl?

>>939318660
ok lost

>>939304194 (OP)
>ylyl
you know the game

>>939307059
Am I supposed to care? How about we refer to everyone as gender neutral so we can actually misgender everyone. Everyone's fefes will be equally hurt. Yay equality.

>>939324177
>>939324188
>>939324210
>>939324212
Oh fuck me, the thumbnail retard is back. Frankly, I take the logfag anytime over your garbage.

>>939324262
I wasn't expecting you. guess my work here is done lol

>>939324262
>I take the logfag anytime

>>939306027
¡JAJAJAJAJAAAAAA! That's fucking hilarious kill yourself you'll never be a woman.

>>939322076
Oh, is that what that was? I didn't get that reference. Guess you know more about it than I do.

>>939314183
"It's okay to be this one race," said the stunning and brave hero.
"It's okay to be this other race," said the hateful racist.

>>939315448
Homie Simpson.

>>939318374
https://grahamlinehan.substack.com/p/this-never-happens

236 examples of this thing that never happens happening.

>>939309941
half of them are arabs lol

>>939318867
>only black ppl encounter food that has chunks that stick together
>a snapshot of a split second is an indicator of the entire eating process
Plenty of actual chimp behavior documented, and THIS is what you focus on?

>>939306949
this is b nigger
we always welcomed everyone
niggers, spics, kikes, poos, slitpisser
if you are able to handle this place
everyone, but you

>>939322884
That Andy Sixx poster IS him. You don't understand the levels of samefaggotry going on.

>>939326378
Is it? Or is it actually AGENT LEARY?!

>>939319275
You're a nigger

>>939325183
>Something that happened

That one camera angle though. I bet she didn't know what was visible! HMU at the link in the image. ;-)

>>939327035
didn't mean to reply to anyone but whatever

>>939327022
>Based filename

>>939327022
BAAAHAHAHAHAHA FEDBOIS BTFO!

>>939327045
>didn't mean to reply to anyone but whatever
Retard.

>>939327102
seems like it bothered you more than me, faggot

>>939318660
I know this feeling. It's like getting your first job and you take a selfie in the bathroom on break cause you're proud. Except I wasn't a predator in the women's bathroom lmao

>>939305643
>when our white politicians sell out to the jews its okay tho, cutoff all brain function when I see this happen

>>939327035
Code?

>>939324210
faggot. here's the real one

>>939304194 (OP)
watch video for yl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f00K8g76lZ4

>>939327450
>take the m off
>still blurry
>still cant read
You're a nigger and you'll never be a woman.

>>939327535
I’m gonna wear a brown hoodie anyway you evil little goblin. She’s all yours.

>>939325510
Dawg there's a knife on the plate she didn't even try

>>939317032
jew

>>939305643
I really am of two minds about Israel/Palestine. On the one hand, Jews are mostly vile elitists who would press a "kill everyone not Jewish" button if they didn't need to exploit us.

On the other hand, Palestinians are bug people. Even the westernized ones are extremely fucking annoying.

>>939328627
Jews love JD, they created him. He will give Israel everything they want.

>>939328627
I fuckin love that pic of Ame so much

>>939325231
>triggered
You're pretty much the Karen in the comic

>>939325231
>¡JAJAJAJAJAAAAAA!

go back to your taquito fucking beaner

>>939328856
Are you retarded?

Awful fucking thread

>>939318837
What a disgusting pile of fleshy meat.

>>939318959
I swear Niggers are just disgusting.
We really need to cut all EBT n let these monkeys and their shit babies just starve.

>>939320811
Sauce?

>>939328856
easy solution is to nuke them both

>>939322948
Only in third world countries. Normal countries require an university degree in pedagogics and pay their teachers well above the minimum wage.

>>939305643
You spelled sand nigger wrong

>>939306197
Honestly this movie proves even back then what a retard women were. Willing to fuck a bloodthirsty Montreal cause Ken bad

>>939327557
That's a kek. I swear that's how most of their smooth brains look when thinking too

>>939328960
Yes you are, stop defending sand nigger pedophiles cause you think it's funny. They already don't count you has human retard.

Reddit the other way

>>939330662
Almost lost at seeing that nose

>>939329951
BASED

>>939316524
Pretty obscure and autistic reference

>>939316556
>*Sound of pajeets clapping and cheering*

>>939328492
>a snapshot of a split second is an indicator of the entire eating process

>>939328914
>u responded negatively to the strawman ur triggered lol
Cope. Seethe. Dilate.

>>939330662
Typical Goldberg or Goldstein, or anything with stein

>>939330662
truvke, in a fair world, a massive nuke would be tactically dropped in Israel and wipe them both painlessly, so many problems would be solved just like that.

>>939330662
Idiot rightwingers will really believe anything huh.

>>939329951
>ACKtcshuallee, more white people are on EBT tha-
Fuck them too.
>but you specified black ppl, so
No. The word used was "niggers'.
>...um...
In the immortal words of the esteemed former (Democrat) Senator Byrd of West Virginia, "There are white niggers."
And to paraphrase one of the most articulate and sage truth bombs uttered by the illustrious Chris Rock, "I love me some black people! It's NIGGAS I hate!"

>>939316533
This is me, but with sunflower seed shells. Clean it up wagie

>>939333588
See
>>939332530

>>939328269
Fags are the dumbest creatures alive this is just the beginning, soon enough their stupidity will get them tossed off of roof tops, along as everyone is included hhahhaha

>>939335205
>where are the makings on that black helicopter?
>good question. i dont see any.
>should we tell someone?
>why bother? nobody would believe us.

>>939326746
you're a namefag and a sperg

>>939335205
kek literally my dumb ass dad. stupid ass went out at night to go look at a helicopter that was flying by and left the front door wide open. our cat then ran out without him noticing.
wasnt until the moring when we found out but by then the cat was long gone.

>>939335591
How did your dad get lost? Did he not follow the chopper home?

>>939328856
>>939331131

Fuck you. You're obviously an Israeli shill playing the both sides card. Pretending that Palestine is anywhere close to as much of a problem for the US as Israel is disingenuous.

Neither side is likable but one is conducting the largest campaign of domestic espionage and subversion in American history, destroying our national unity, and bilking billions of dollars from US taxpayers. No Palestinians ever stole my tax money or made it so that I'm not allowed to criticize a foreign regime without getting arrested for antisemitism.

Israel is the premier threat to US interests in the middle east and worldwide. I don't give a fuck about Palestine but I am on their side by default because you should worry about the guy who already has a knife in your back before dealing with a guy who might stab you in the future. Also Israel deserved October 7th and much worse. It was 100% justified and all of the targets were legitimate military targets, and any of this bullshit you hear about Jewish babies getting burned alive is complete horseshit.

>>939336752
This is a ylyl thread. Fuck off and hang yourself.

>>939337521
It's laughable how subverted and degenerated America has become

>>939306092
XXD he mis understood (on purpos?... ;=)

>>939304194 (OP)
I'd take a punch from this faggot. Look at that, wrist isn't even straight. Fuckin snap like a stale breadstick. Over gripped fingers making point of contact weak.

Never thrown a punch on his life.

>>939307937
how dare you

>>939337626
Oh yes we're subverted because we're upset that the memes threads get overrun every time by jewshit paleshit. How about this: we don't give a shit here. Go to the 500 other palestine threads if you're so desperate to talk about sand niggers.

>>939304281
Wtf I love a collapsed economy

>>939330024
That fucking bird is from e621.

https://e621.net/posts/4152321?q=felissa_%28felphoenix%29

>>939322750
lost

>>939325255
What can I say, my mommy says that I am very clever and observant. Your mommy says that she enjoys pegging me more than your daddy.

>>939338743
underrated post.

>>939342897
Just remember that it's bait guys.

>>939341096
He made it look good, they did not.

>>939342030
I'm sorry my daddy doesn't enjoy pegging you as much as my mommy does. that doesn't reflect badly on your bussy though. Everybody likes different things.

>>939343179
>>939342030
Now now, boys, lets not shit-talk pegging just because we're angry.

>>939342897
I know I'm replying to bait, but...

>>939342897
The left can't bait

>>939341096
Maybe he'd rather see a man dance than a woman twerk. You ever consider that, you fucking homophobe?

>>939337892
I'm having a dude suck my dick tonight. I'll think of you anon.

>>939327083
wat the fuk

>>939328627
this is just sad

>>939343655
Has there been any consensus on what she's referring to

I've seen a picture of extremely old people wearing a shirt that says something like "if lost, return to Greta"

>>939330662
>but then i was like:

>>939325489
Whats the difference?

>>939345995
You must be 18+ to post here

>>939346118
i just dont like these new wave of 4chan no standards

>>939346226
Show ID or gtfo

>>939346226

Summerfag

>>939325489
Israel is not muslim but actually is an arabian country so that make sens

>>939343441
That's a pretty good gen lol, nice.

>proceeds to waste space in the thread endlessly arguing about Palestine and Israel AGAIN
WE DON'T CARE.
WE.
DO.
NOT.
CARE.
Come back when either of you are glassed and we'll say the same thing. Because it's you laugh you lose, not "you cry about war in the middle east, you win" if I had nuclear launch codes, both of your fags areas--israel and palestine, would be GONE, and ylyl would return to not having this bullshit self-insertion every fucking thread.

You guys are actually worse than vegans with your self-insertion, and those are kind words compared to how despicable you are. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. And. Post. Memes. Or. GTFO.

>>939332287
She has a whole cooked chicken breast in her mouth dangling above her plate there are no clumps sticking together or anything bitch is just uncivilized

>>939347999
No anons? I thought anons like to play videogames and go to the gym

>>939305643
while he is 100% correct he should be posting this in Scottish Gaelic

>>939304194 (OP)
I'm a anon and kike

>>939306027
Dude the depth. The employees represented by this comic are of the ilk that don't understand the term "by the people for the people". They literally take a job to be just a series of repetitive tasks and it makes work an unbearable nightmare. No responsibility, they're always playing legal games, you need to specify every little thing in written policy, and everything that comes out of their mouth is a lie.

The woman in the comic is what happens when an American tried to do fair business with them respectfully. The employee will say some fucked off shit with implicit social cues and the customer will flip their shit about it.

Then the employees make a comic like this as if the reaction from the customer was unwarranted or the customer is in the wrong and they are so innocent.

>>939349270
kek

>>939332530
Fuck you loser

>>939343655
Weird, I saw many gay flags or clothes, but never a "I fuck her" shirt.

>>939321181
3/5ths of one, at least

>>939335205
>>939335378
True

>>939342897
Puberty is supposed to happen. You're argument is invalid. It's called growing up. You idiots bitch about the need to trust the science.

Great bait. Only reason I responded was sheer bored while I wait for a switch to load.

>>939318959
I'd huck a fucking can of peas at her cro-magnon head

>>939306335
>>939309518
What are you guys talking about?

>>939341096
Every ylyl

>>939304194 (OP)
I find it funny how the people these faggots talk about punching has guns. Don't bring a fist to a gunfight kid.

>>939341096
What? What does this even imply? That we liked original non political based spider man?
So we should also like the politically charged tranny hulk version?
Yeah you're dumb.

>>939305643
rekt

>>939316530
This post really grinds my gears.

>>939354329
If you're in punching range, you're in grabbing range.

>>939348151
Uninterruptible power supplies and fetal alcohol syndrome?

>>939354643
ups and downs

>>939354566
Okay, twigboy, come and take it.

>>939354643
very unfunny

>>939335469
You're a nigger

>>939342897
Its just bait... right

>>939335469
You're unloved and a nigger
>KYSRG

>>939324724
Fucking lost

>>939341096
i know this is bait, but i see it posted so often i might as well clarify for the retards who dont actually get it.

First of all, the dance scene in spiderman 3 was heavily mocked at the time for being silly and out there. However it was also obvious it served a purpose. Peter up until that point had cared about everyone else about himself to the point of detriment. He was generally very mild mannered and just kinda rolled with anything that was thrown at him. The dance scene was showing his descent into madness and transforming into a different being. His psyche was broken and he stopped giving a shit about anyone or anything else, and such was becoming a lot more self centered and flamboyant. It was absurd and silly, but that was also the point - to show how far and how fast he was falling.

The twerk scene in she hulk had absolutely no purpose other than grrrrl power! women strong! black culture dance good! haha clap now and send us money. It has no business filmed, but then again none of that show did.

>>939349326
you have to start to wonder. how much of that was retarded medical stuff and how much of that was just a way to market sex toys in a very puritanical society. oh no, im not a filthy degenerate i just have a medical condition and its treatment *wink*

>>939324724
>>939354938
you didn't lose because you aren't jimmy Fallon
you can't laugh at your own jokes

>>939304194 (OP)
How is this a non-pc non-political opinion?!?
I'm just mad that people are too scared to say things because of the (((leftists))).

>>939346175
>trying to portray Israelis as chads instead of a genocidal plague on the world
OK, Schlomo. Two shekels for you, they are on the bottom of the pool.

>>939307937
Lost

>>939304194 (OP)
Niggers and kikes are certainly not welcome. OP sniffs glue

>>939358666
trips of truth

>>939358743
>pov: you’re about to get asked for a dollar while riding the new york city subway

>>939330862
Any childhood educator no matter where is a fucking dunce or a lazyass or both.

>>939358705
Was it anti Israel or pro Palestine?
Just a meaningless question I guess
I think k the whole thing is a waste of time and money

>>939358812
nice, but in the event that i or another mod gets deleted, that doesn't mean the rule won't come back.