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Anonymous No.939314712 [Report] >>939320457 >>939324263 >>939339007
ol' fashioned webm thread
haven't seen one in a while.

is not porn, amirite?
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>>939315266
I still can't believe they removed both the cracker and the barrel from their logo.
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Anonymous No.939316341 [Report] >>939316878 >>939326790 >>939331908
>>939315427
Seriously who posts this "walkable city" BS? Yeah you city should suck ass goyim, with no where to walk or ride a bike or do anything that doesn't make me money!

Kill yourself Israel trash
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Anonymous No.939316630 [Report] >>939326790
>>939315731
Did she die? I remember I worked security for a place, and we had to constantly tell all the drunk fucks to not dance on the tables. And they acted like we were the assholes.
Anonymous No.939316878 [Report] >>939332985
>>939316341
>Seriously who posts this "walkable city" BS?
People who value private car ownership and liberty, I'd imagine. As opposed to you who prefer an open air gulag with no freedom.
Anonymous No.939317019 [Report] >>939326790 >>939330734
>>939315693
>Attach rope.
>Don't use it.
What a fucking useless cunt.
Anonymous No.939317466 [Report] >>939331800
>>939315731
Looks like a sever brain damage
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>>939314712 (OP)
how embarrassing
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>>939314984
man. 3 seconds longer
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>>939315209
imagine if he'd just turned and looked back at the camera
Anonymous No.939320671 [Report] >>939322363
>>939315333
that was fucking 4
since when does being a lardass turn you into a reverse rain man
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>>939315479
these fucking people man
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>>939315523
i remember when these subhumans went viral on shorts. that was a rough day
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>>939315576
they don't even care to learn where the "emergency off" button is
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Not a single jeet webm. Curious.
Anonymous No.939321859 [Report] >>939324901
>>939321759
>they don't even care to learn where the "emergency off" button is
Since this is China we're talking about, there probably isn't one. When stuff like this happens the only thing they can do is just unplug the machine.
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>>939320671
>since when does being a lardass turn you into a reverse rain man
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8302366/
>Obesity-related structural changes in the brain can explain poor cognitive performance of overweight and obese individuals [53, 85, 106]. Beyer et al. [106] demonstrated that high body fat, visceral adiposity, and systemic inflammation are associated with reduced gray matter volume and executive functions.
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>>939314802
UFO abduction?
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>>939321960
This is simulated pizza, do not click.
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>>939314712 (OP)
yeah they're pretty rare these days
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>>939315364
>>939315402
>cat playing piano
>no audio
Anonymous No.939324590 [Report] >>939325382
>>939315233
Lol what a cuck and of course hes from California
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>>939321859
it's the same god damn thing
Anonymous No.939324925 [Report] >>939326790 >>939331144 >>939332557
>>939321879
weird how so many people die suddenly these days
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>>939322471
such a stupid fucking webm
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>>939322484
I don't support these lions.
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>>939324590
never relax.
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>>939316341
i was thinking from words like "DemonKKKrap" its written retardedly on purpose, but you never know you already got someone replying sincerely

>>939316630
nerve gas
its wildly known people make stupid faces when they die

>>939317019
yeah just pull a 100 ton tree out with a rope

>>939324925
noone ever died before the vax

what else do i reply to
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>>939314984
do you have that video WITHOUT the jerky playback? I'd hate to have to edit this to fix the issue.
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>>939322419
My future wife
Anonymous No.939327433 [Report]
Omg. Now I must use a dreidel durf. What is durf? I don’t know. Can I use it off of you?
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>>939315405
Hay, Tod. I'm a bite you. Hu hu hu. Come on, Tod, what's da matter? Hu Hu Hu. I'm a bite you. Whoop here I go..Hu Hu hu
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>>939326665
>it's basically a penis
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>>939316271
Propane injection catastrophic tune failure.
Its like NOS for diesels.
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>>939315158
Holy shit. Haven't kekked this hard on /b/ outside of a log thread for years.
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>>939314819
You always do the coolest shit when casually talking on the phone, not thinking about how cool and difficult the cool shit you just did was. Usually nobody is there to see it. We saw it this time mystery man on the phone, we saw you do that. It was cool.
Anonymous No.939330318 [Report] >>939330517
>>939314928
He tossed a weight with some thin copper wire wrapped around it over the power line to ground it out. Definitely don't do this, although in the states this is probably almost impossible without a slingshot.
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>>939330318
In all honesty this wouldnt "ground" out any active KV line, ive seen switchman fuck up and push power into a line we have groubded and it literally turns the grounds into spaghetti and blows the heads apart. Just dont fuck with electricity, kids.
Anonymous No.939330596 [Report] >>939330625
>>939315668
>Totally true and authentic filename.
That is Russian camo. It's SUPER recognizable, because if you're wearing it in Ukraine, it's like wearing a "kill me right now" T-shirt.
That's a Russian soldier being dragged, and that tells me that is happening in Eastern Europe.
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>>939314984
Man...dude in the man basket got lucky as fuck.
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>>939315034
You know it's a white man stealing it because it's creative and requires skill
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>>939330596
Who fucking cares?
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>>939325002
le goor xD
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Anonymous No.939330734 [Report] >>939337221 >>939337537
>>939317019
That rope wouldn't have been able to help. They cut the wedge for the chair hinge out way way too shallow for a tree that big, needed to go a little bit further, maybe JUST past the half way point.

The back cut was also HORRIBLY wrong, it's probably the biggest reason this tree went the wrong direction; he cut it at a slight angle! The back cut is what the tree is sitting flat on top of while it's falling, if that surface isn't mostly flat, that tree slides off of it, tearing the hinge wood, and goes backwards, just like in the video.

Probably would've helped to top that tree on the side that had the house, and pull the top with a rope in the right direction. That would've given the tree less drag in the wind, so any back wind would've been negligible.
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>>939316169
Dont worry, the jewish lesbian ceo reversed her decision to push her bullshit because of public outcry and trump posting about it on social media, she cucked out to current republican hegemony.
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>>939314963
>third generation pyro kinetic showing off in front of shinra before getting a mouth full of spicy cheeto toes
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>>939321879
Her 12 year old brother died from a heart attack, like she had. Congenital defects, especially those involving important organs & body parts, are fucking spooky man.
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>>939317466
before or after? I don't think there was anything that was left for damage there.
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>>939316341
hey, a sport i think i'd actually enjoy watching. what is this and where can i find more, preferably in a datahoarder-friendly format.
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>>939330682
Now show the earlier bit. You know, the one where the guy on the ground broke a female police officer's nose
Anonymous No.939332533 [Report] >>939334560
>>939330187
at leas they stand for something. they protec the poor, the marginalised. and you? hide behind your united SNAKES of america flags? very brave must be proud..
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>>939324925
>weird how so many people die suddenly these days
Say the words.....
Anonymous No.939332571 [Report] >>939332789
>>939331144
this is jewish vaccine damage control
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>>939315364
>cats literally practicing human arts
meanwhile dogtards:
>look my dog can eat its poop now and only barks 10 times at small children!
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>>939321675
they would've died out centuries ago. more like THESE FUCKING WHITE LIBERAL AMERICANS, MAN
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>>939332571
This is a retard mating call....forever unrequited
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>>939322409
she still voted for Kamala and we all know it
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>>939316878
Yeah, liberty only comes from driving a car

Does daddy ford pat you on the head when he finishes in your throat or do you just crawl out from under his desk and thank him
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>>939332501
>female police officer
When did western society become so cooked?
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>>939333166
You keep yours in burkas, unable to read and in the kitchen?
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>>939326331
all white women married muslims and afrikans, what can George and Liam do at this point?
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>>939326655
I analysed it frame by frame. It's one cat and one poor editing.
Anonymous No.939333403 [Report] >>939333429
>>939333204
The ragheads are so oil rich they can afford to piss it away on hair brain plans of line cities, you cant even afford eggs.
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>>939316322
thanks i wish it struck a transgender though
Anonymous No.939333429 [Report] >>939333528
>>939333403
Somewhat off topic, old chap. We were discussing female police officers
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>>939333204
no no no, see they gotta be able to read/write in order to pass down their recipes and learn new ones. rather than burkas they should be forbidden to wear any clothing, including shoes. for the eyes of their husbands, and when guests are over they are to stay behind the kitchen curtains.
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>>939333429
I was disscusing western society and its downfall
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>>939333528
are you waking up after 25 years? good fucking morning
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>>939315622
Go for the fucking knees. You're smaller, lighter, and weaker, just jumping on him isn't going to do shit.
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>>939315622
>When you're black out drunk but know martial arts
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>>939332501
Not an excuse. Thats just retaliation, not what a good officer of the law should do.
I get that the officer is upset, but in that moment he was reduced to just a thug.
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>>939330682
Amazingly, this was in Europe and the cop stomping on the protected immigrant on the ground didn't get a public hanging. Received no disciplinary action.
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>>939332501
faggot
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>>939316064
Thx Mr. Musk you tried to send minorities to death camps, now u start kiling all the animals too? (i bet some people will still defend him...)
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>>939334235
Defend him from what? Your opinions? Man sieg heild right in front of your flag for all to see, then went on to restructuring your goverenment. Pretty sure you opinions of him are irrelevant.
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>>939332533
>they protec the poor, the marginalised.
By burning and looting poor and marginalized communities?
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>>939316430
republicans rn: "b-b-but men are SUPERIOR! she was... um... CHEATING!"
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>>939333204

Big strong aryan male noses don't break when punched apparently lmao
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>>939333528
>I was disscusing western society and its downfall
Well I have no problem buying eggs. But then, I'm not American
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>>939333787
>Not an excuse. Thats just retaliation, not what a good officer of the law should do.
I agree. I offer it only in mitigation. But I also mention it because the shortened video is presenting a certain view, whereas the faggot on the floor and his brother have been convicted. So they weren't the innocents in this
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>>939334007
>faggot
You seem upset, Ahmed
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>>939334235
>Communist seething about Musk's state of the art SpaceX space shuttle.
Anonymous No.939337221 [Report] >>939337537
>>939330734
it was a dumbass move to try to fell a tree that big, that close to a structure, and with a habitus and center of mass in the direction of the structure, anyway
as much of a pain in the ass as it is, they should have had a climber take the tree down section by section from the top
Anonymous No.939337329 [Report]
>>939333166
1891, I guess
Marie Owens became a police officer in 1891 in Chicago
she retired in 1923 at the rank of sergeant
Anonymous No.939337462 [Report]
>>939333787
it's true that he shouldn't have done it
but it's also true that idgaf that he did it
Muslims do not belong in western countries; he shouldn't have been in Europe in the first place
Islam is incompatible with modern western values
Anonymous No.939337537 [Report] >>939338402
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>>939337221
Or just pulled on a rope in the direction you want it to fall.
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>>939315651
is he filming himself poisoning food in a supermarket?
isn't that a bit terroristy or something?
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>>939314963
based
Anonymous No.939338402 [Report] >>939338957
>>939337537
it would have needed to be a motherfucking strong 1ft diameter ship-hauling rope, pulled by 20 bulldozers
tree looks like it's more than 100 tons
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>>939334784
she dead lol
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>>939321948
oh, it was in the Ganges river!
thats okay then, it's sacred, they will reincarnate gooder, no problem!
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>>939338402
Not really, the force required is to the cosine of the angle, very little force needed to begin with, then just let gravity do the work. It didn't look like a particularly windy day so that wouldn't have mattered much.
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>>939314712 (OP)
Best thread I’ve seen in a long time OP
Thanks c:
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>>939315081
what is this sorcery please