Thread 939315317

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World Coconut Day Edition

Yes, thanks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Coconut_Day

But coconuts kill humans.

>>939315418
The heck.

Some humans don't deserve to be alive.

floof

I don't deserve to be alive.

Don't be negative.

Impostor.

>>939315625
*nom*

>>939315584

I'd rather have you here over Dash and 8bit combined.

>>939315790
O.O

hi floof

pat pat

eth do be better than most people here tbqh

>>939315317 (OP)
>be gay boy
>keep fantasizing about an anthro girl giving me a pawjob
Why am I like this? LOL

>>939315995
hi hi

There's cheese in the sosig

https://www.poe2wiki.net/wiki/Whakapanu_Island

All the in game characters pronounce it "Fuckapanu"!

sounds very Australian

pee is stored in the balls

>>939316014

cuz paws are hotter than human hands or feets

>>939316357
Urine is stored in the glutes.

I need to stop talking about my Orlando vacations at work. A pharmacist and her daughter are trying to hook me up with a pharmacy technician on the grounds that said tech is a Disney adult.

>>939316444
Deezyland bad

>>939316493

That one is in California and I've never been.

I've gone to the four parks in Florida.

>>939316519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsxG0m-1NA

>>939316444
but you could fuck her in a cinderella costume

I debated going to Disney's Animal Kingdom yesterday, but I went to Universal instead.

I woke up at 10:00 AM and had to be to the airport by 5:30 PM (preferably with a shower). That didn't really leave me enough time to feel comfortable with dropping $200 on a Disney ticket.

So, I used my Universal annual pass and re-rode the same rides as the day before. I don't begrudge it though. I still had fun.

I havent been to an amusement park outside of roller coaster tycoon in over 20 years.

>>939316601

But I don't want to wear a Cinderella costume.

who the devil?

>>939316666

I purchased my first comic book in decades.

The gift shop for the Spider-Man ride had a big tiddy demon vs tig bitty kitty.

In an era where Disney is so sexually repressed that they demand Ariel's father wear a shirt to hide his man chest, someone signed off on allowing blatant cheesecake on the cover of one of their comics to be advertised in a theme park.

I probably won't even read it. I just dropped $21 on tits.

I know we're talking about a Universal theme park, but I'm sure the merchandising rights for Marvel characters still have to go through Disney.

Marvel Hero Island was created in 1999, a decade before Disney's takeover. They still have the same rides, but they're unable to make any new additions.

I understand that the existing contracts involving the Spider-Man ride also mean that Disney can't have a Spider-Man ride in Orlando.

>>939316943

"Gorgeous art,
a thrilling
story, what
more could
you want in
a comic?"
- Comic Watch

>>939317024
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE ABDUCTOR LIGAMENTS!

>>939316367
But why do I want gorl paws more than boi :3

>>939317354

I don't know.

Does your preference in furry women coincide with your preference in human men? Or do you go for the inverse when you cross that line?


If you're a top, and you like delicate men, you might like girl paws because they look more delicate.

>>939317412
I just like the idea of how it would feel on my cock.

>>939317592

Do you imagine they would have softer or rougher fur?

>>939317654
I want a harsh pawjob with a rough texture that forces cum out of my squirming cock~

>>939317776

Sounds kinda hot. I couldn't guess as to the implications though.

Awooo!

wait, wtf did i do in the last hour?

beat ur meat?

>>939318847
best not talk about it, prolly worse.

ohno

wen do i bed?

not yet, we shall see this through to the end

>>939318900

Bed who?

Dog in bed

>>939319146

Best place for them.
Is too hot here, husky refuses to cuddle for more than 3 minutes.

i should go, there's nothing to do anymore

REMBER TO BRUFF YO TEEEF!

>>939319573

/)

Teefs are important.

>>939319641
damn that's hot
the big bad sex wolf

>>939319995

Bog good wolf.

>>939319995

Big good wolf.

hi awoo guy

pat pat

>>939320687

Greetings Mer Pat Pat.
Hows pattings?

the pats have been exquisite, i hope the awoos have been going well

>>939320687
Happy coconut day!
I'm gonna make a tasty cocktail using vodka, coconut rum, soda, and cranberry juice

Ben and AkiraRat are glownigger faggots

>>939323909
hot

hooblegoobl

>>939324552
yes u

>>939324592
no u

I just had a very based moment. I got triggered earlier by so many people in the comments section of a YouTube video saying "CEOs bad". I had a full blown conversation with myself outside hitting my vape as if I were talking to an audience uninterrupted, and venting my frustration about how they're being misled, and lied to by psychopaths who don't care how they look. I wished more people, liberals specifically, understood how free we are as a country, and the opportunities we have which no other country does. CEOs and the government aren't the problem: psychopaths are, and so many people who didn't grow up around them fail to understand this. They fail to see how selfish people can be, and fall for the lies of those very people they claim to hate; it isn't because they hate CEOs, but they hate the *lack of empathy* that they seem to posses. These traits are what they are diametrically opposed to, yet they believe that everyone who is a CEO is evil. It's so frustrating seeing so many people ignorant of the human condition because they grew up in a cushy life of luxury.
>TL;DR liberals are kinda retarded

sorry, I had to vent
if anyone is reading that shit, do you understand what I mean?
sometimes I feel like I'm alone here

>>939324602
yes me

only hoer in brein

>>939324688
horny

>>939324811
wow not me

I can't believe I'm saying this, but for once I want to write an essay because both psychology and politics interest me, and there is an undeniable connection between the two

>>939324983
ratte
last night a mouse ran under my bathroom door into a hole in the wall where the pipes lead
I have no idea why the hole is so big that a mouse can crawl through, but clearly the cute little thing lives there because it ran right past my legs right towards it

>>939325011
they can squeeze into pretty small spaces

>>939325073
ye
I'm glad a cat didn't get to it
one of my cats loves hunting mice

mm am eepy
might need to get more sleep
6 hours wasn't enough

>>939325422

Hot/10 would lewd with.

>>939325452
MMMM yes TWU

>>939325452
>tfw you got a weird urge to pee in a bunch of coconut water
how does that even happen?
>tfw you bought a new coconut and forgot it was already a couple of years old
my dog just ate a dead snake yesterday and was like i'm hungry

>>939324819
*plop*

muscles

man my head is not in the game today

Is that why you keep posting the same 5 images?

kek

Morning y'all

>>939328241
I'm fantastically lazy and my stuff is poorly sorted

Choppin' redwoods on a wednesday morning

DOES THIS GUY REALLY NEVER HUG OR ITCH

>>939328613
you gonna try the rs3 league?

>>939328646
neg

>>939328665
>neg
sorry, not interested in humiliation kinks

is dat sum parsnip? hi parsnip

pat pat

>>939328750
Hi patty

I got 75 crafting last night and am now aimlessly bankstanding in nemus

i did some vale totems yesterday and it's not so bad. Just want that fletching knife and a full bowstring spool for faster XP semi-afking

they're not bad
just wish I hadn't alched all the bows from fletch before that update
plus my wc has kinda been on hold till I get a dragon axe

did dash wash his ass today?

stupid thirsty plants

>>939320205

big sad

>>939329954
stupid dry sky

STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!

it feels like im wearing, NOTHIN AT ALL

son of a diddly

nice try, diddy

F8 smiles upon me :)

>>939330632
what did you get a job?

My ancestors are smiling upon me imperial, can yours say the same?

there's ALOT of construction in front of my house, and there will be for the next few weeks.

>>939330650
No I was left a quarter at a vending machine, therefore acquiring cookie

it might take them over a year to do the entire 'block'

I don't think this will install any fiber optics in the area.

so tired

thats a penis

so tried

>>939331294
thats what you get for looking there.

i should go simulate rain for the plants

dont spit on the plants eth, that aint kosher

>>939331294
damn dude, you got a good eye for penis
never noticed that one

imagine how overclocked his gaydar is.

just lookin for that vagoo. did not find it unforchy

here's a vagoo

nice

here's a vagrant

not as nice

No vacancies!

that poor foxxo :(

k

>>939331987
the woman in front of me at the last concert had her phone up at my eye level for a good portion of the show
In hindsight I regret not saying something

>>939325076
I love me some sexy lizards, Auran is a genius

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