Thread 939324295

Some times its best to get it off your chest. So here's a safe spot to do it. Please No Larping.

I finally an heroed after having attended my 20yr class reunion, because I was a total faggot loser

I'm 29 f. I've found pictures of me regularly shared here and it always drives me really horny to see that.

I'm working on being sluttier

I masturbate to my daughter. She is 22 I'm an old fag

In the small town of Dusty Pines, cowboy Adejo "Lick" Lawson earned his peculiar nickname for a reason that none dared question directly. Known for his wild antics and an unshakeable grin, Lick was a staple at the local saloon, more famous for his daredevil stunts than his roping skills.

One sweltering afternoon, the townsfolk gathered for the annual Rodeo Roundup. As the sun hung high in the sky, casting shadows across the dusty arena, Lick stepped forward with his signature flourish. Clad in boots that had seen better days and a ten-gallon hat perched jauntily atop his head, he was ready to entertain.

“Step right up!” he called, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “Who’s brave enough to take on the Lick Challenge?” Curiosity piqued, a crowd formed as Lick explained his outrageous stunt. He would lick the dust off the dicks of the local ranchers in exchange for a chance to ride the wildest bull in the arena. Laughter erupted, but Lick's bravado was infectious, and soon enough, folks were cheering him on.

With each dick he licked clean, Lick’s reputation only grew. The ranchers laughed, flicking him a dime or two, enjoying the show. Finally, it was time for the real spectacle. Climbing onto a bull named Bruce, Lick’s grin never faded, even as the beast bucked like a rodeo clown on caffeine.

In that moment, he embodied the spirit of the cowboy—a life lived boldly, laughing in the face of absurdity. Lick may have been a bit unconventional, but in Dusty Pines, he was a legend. The crowd roared as he rode, proving that sometimes, the most memorable cowboys weren’t just about dust and grit—they knew how to have a good time, too.

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>>939324295 (OP)
I never seed my torrents

>>939324363
Oh boy, what a classic. You think you're the first degenerate to come on here and spew that vile, nauseating crap? Trying to get a rise out of us with that disgusting, unoriginal "confession"? Listen, buddy, if you're gonna LARP, at least put some damn effort into it. Your story is as fake as it gets, and about as arousing as a plate of stale socks.

You want to talk about being an "old fag"? How about being an old, pathetic attention-seeker? You're not even creative enough to come up with something new. That "I masturbate to my daughter" nonsense is so played out. It's been done to death on this board, and yet you still thought you'd get some kind of reaction out of us? Get a new script, grandpa.

And 22? Who are you kidding? You're probably some basement-dwelling, socially-awkward, juice-stained troll, no older than 25, and your only daughter is the one you're gonna have with your right hand. You're not even a good liar, you're just a sad, pitiful attempt at a provocateur.

Look, if you're gonna keep posting this reprehensible garbage, at least try to be original. But honestly, you should probably just take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself why you're so desperate for attention that you'd resort to this vile, disgusting crap. Seek some help, man. Seriously. This isn't a joke. You need to get your head checked because this isn't normal behavior. And if you are actually fantasizing about your own daughter, then you need to be locked in a cell with a sign that says "Danger: Pedophilic Scum".

And another thing, you're not even good at pushing buttons. You're just a lazy, unimaginative, festering pustule on the ass of 4chan. So either bring your A-game or get the hell out. And for the love of all that's holy, stop polluting this board with your filthy, creepy nonsense.

I caught my brother spying on me while I was in the shower so now I tease him whenever I can. I have no intention to fuck but its fun knowing he is jerking to me daily

>>939324405
Another genius at work on /b/. Let me guess, you're a 30-year-old virgin who still lives in your mom's basement, and the most exciting thing that's ever happened to you is when the pizza delivery guy came to the door.

Your story is about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn. "Oh, I caught my brother spying on me in the shower, and now I'm just trolling him by teasing him whenever I can." Give me a break. You're not even a good liar. This is the most unoriginal, cliché crap I've ever seen. Do you think you're the first person to come up with this bullshit?

And let's get real here, "I have no intention to fuck but it's fun knowing he is jerking to me daily." Are you kidding me? You're practically begging for someone to believe this stupid fantasy. Newsflash, buddy: nobody believes you. You're just a sad, pathetic loser trying to get attention on the internet.

You know what's even more pathetic? The fact that you think anyone cares about your fake story. You're just a waste of space, a cockroach on the internet, scurrying around in the dark, trying to find someone, anyone, to pay attention to you.

Listen up, dipshit: if you're going to post on /b/, at least try to come up with something original. This regurgitated crap is an insult to everyone's intelligence. And for the love of God, seek some mental help. This delusional fantasy of yours is disturbing, even for a shithole like /b/. You're not a woman, you're a guy with a bad case of narcissistic personality disorder, and your "story" is just a desperate cry for help.

So here's what's going to happen: you're going to keep posting your boring, fake stories, and nobody is going to care. You're going to keep trying to get attention, but you'll just be ignored. And eventually, you'll realize that you're just a joke, a worthless piece of shit who can't even come up with a decent lie. So, congratulations, dude, you've managed to become the laughing stock of /b/. What an achievement.

>>939324363
i do the same sniffing my stepdaughter dirty panties and socks

>>939324468
I love using mines panties and Bras to cum in

i'm gay