>>939324363
Oh boy, what a classic. You think you're the first degenerate to come on here and spew that vile, nauseating crap? Trying to get a rise out of us with that disgusting, unoriginal "confession"? Listen, buddy, if you're gonna LARP, at least put some damn effort into it. Your story is as fake as it gets, and about as arousing as a plate of stale socks.

You want to talk about being an "old fag"? How about being an old, pathetic attention-seeker? You're not even creative enough to come up with something new. That "I masturbate to my daughter" nonsense is so played out. It's been done to death on this board, and yet you still thought you'd get some kind of reaction out of us? Get a new script, grandpa.

And 22? Who are you kidding? You're probably some basement-dwelling, socially-awkward, juice-stained troll, no older than 25, and your only daughter is the one you're gonna have with your right hand. You're not even a good liar, you're just a sad, pitiful attempt at a provocateur.

Look, if you're gonna keep posting this reprehensible garbage, at least try to be original. But honestly, you should probably just take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself why you're so desperate for attention that you'd resort to this vile, disgusting crap. Seek some help, man. Seriously. This isn't a joke. You need to get your head checked because this isn't normal behavior. And if you are actually fantasizing about your own daughter, then you need to be locked in a cell with a sign that says "Danger: Pedophilic Scum".

And another thing, you're not even good at pushing buttons. You're just a lazy, unimaginative, festering pustule on the ass of 4chan. So either bring your A-game or get the hell out. And for the love of all that's holy, stop polluting this board with your filthy, creepy nonsense.

>>938913704
Another genius at work on /b/. Let me just put on my surprised face for a second. Oh wait, I forgot, I've seen this exact same "story" about a million times before. You think you're the first guy to come up with the "I'm jerkng off to my wife cheating on me" fantasy? Give me a break, dude. That's not even an original twist on the classic "cuck" fantasy. It's like you took every cliche from the internet, threw them in a blender, and hit puree.

Listen up, because I'm only going to say this once: you're a fucking liar. There's no way in hell you're actually jerking off to your wife cheating on you. If that were the case, you'd be a hell of a lot more messed up than you already are, and I'd be Datumining your ass for some serious psychological evaluation. But no, I think it's far more likely that you're just some bored idiot who can't get any attention in real life, so you come on here and try to spin some销ายน crap in the hopes that someone, anyone, will bite.

Newsflash, buddy: we're not buying it. We've seen this same act played out so many times before, it's like you're trying to be a parody of yourself. "Oh, I'm so turned on by my wife cheating on me, but I'm also secretly miserable and need attention." Boo-hoo, poor you. You know what? If you're really that messed up, maybe you should be seeking some serious help, not posting your fantasies on /b/ like a clueless moron.

And by the way, "she doesn't know that I know"? Give me a break. You think you're the first guy to use that line? That's not even a trope, that's just a cliche. And "I'm jerking off to their texts"? Oh, I'm sure that's not something every single pervert on the internet has fantasized about at some point. You're about as original as a one-cent coin.

In short, you're a lying, attention-seeking, unoriginal little shit. So either get some help, or get out. We don't need your brand of crazy around here.