Thread 939335765

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/77ERJjO2HH8?si=oTVOd7cofHvqXU-e

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

>>939335765 (OP)
>passniggers get the rope
Whats the point of this rule?

I'd like to claim Earth cute

>>939336111
shits n giggles

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little on the adventurous side, and I absolutely love diving into some steamy chats. There's just something about pushing boundaries and seeing how wild I can make things while we both enjoy ourselves! I'm a total flirt and love a good tease, but I also have my moments where I just want to chill. That's why I prefer keeping things spicy online—it's way more my vibe! Hit me up on this app: elysia p jz q-x (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). No sellers here, just a girl looking for fun and connection!

I love my wife.

>>939338179
This

hehe...

>>939338303
Very cute image.

Ba-Dum-Tss

>>939340501
sippies

No one made a punchline.

Kill yourselves nigger loving tranny faggots.

Either I'm going insane, or my thoughts are actually shaping the universe.
First I start re-watching Adventure Time about 3 weeks ago, then a couple days ago I find out Pendulum released a banger album with even more banger feats ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TUrpmLoj4s&list=PLxA687tYuMWiu3pzTiGAKKanlu9jaxZz0 ), and one of them is this old school rap duo I've been following since last year ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UYBR2HQ7cc&list=RD8UYBR2HQ7cc&start_radio=1 ), and so I go check out their own latest album I didn't have time to listen to yet, which came out only a week before the Pendulum one, AND ONE OF THEIR SONGS HAS A FUCKING BMO QUOTE FROM ADVENTURE TIME IN IT AT THE END.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu38cDfneGk&list=RDMu38cDfneGk&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9sbvZpogiw
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

>>939342162
Hi.
https://youtu.be/ogMNV33AhCY?si=_Nr6LDUAXPdr_4Si

>>939342162
>schizophrenia
believe in coincidences

>>939342162
welcome Earth

>>939342162
Why dont you think yourself some bitches.

>>939342162
It's a small world

>>939343704
That was very fucking rude.

Summer is almost over, but you can always be at the beach with your waifu.

>>939344178
I miss Charlotte.

/pat

<3

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>939344178
image is full of avatarfags

>>939344178
You better start outing while it's still there.

>>939344178
Liz is locked
Earth is there THRICE
>>939344616
/give Momiji pat 64

>>939344178
>Summer is almost over
Every time I hear the phrase I can't help but think about endless eight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqu3RX0KiVk

>>939343704
Make him think 500 cigarettes.
>>939345092
John Wifeguy and the endlessness of his wife.
>>939344950
Oh look, it's you.

>>939344616
I see you. But I'm about to hit that hay.

[Days]

It's when I wanna stay, like a piece of duct tape,
Glued to the comfort I'm aware of, thinking 'bout what I haven't done.
But this is the place, for all the things I never said,
When the passenger door is all play and no game.

What a fucking waste, some might say,
Beneath the sunny bright days,
But who's to say.
When a lighter is all you need, for the brightness and funny deeds,
Get the gunpowder out and go ablaze,
There's no fireworks when it's all the same.

When the window is behind grates there is no more grace,
Only the pace and taste of those lost in waves.

>>939343634

>>939343704
You're the bitch, come here love.

>>939344093
Truly, such a short but funny journey.

>>939345181
Hello. I hope you have been doing well.

>>939345509
>mfw

>>939345624
>>939345509
Dont start.

>>939345761
Dont look at me, look at him.

>>939345583
I'm fine. You?

>>939345829
Ordering a bunch of crap from aliexpress, you need anything?

>>939345831
That's great. I'm kinda in a slight problem right now but I am doing alright.

>>939346138
Like 30 microUSB cables.

>>939346218
Micro? That's the old one isn't it? Must be an old ass phone.
You keep breaking the cables or something?
>>939346182
That's unfortunate.
Do you want something?

>>939346406
I mean, depends what defines as old.
Everything i have still uses MicroUSB.
All the ones I have are scuffed and I have like 60 billion things that use them.

>>939346508
If it uses microusb, it's old...
Everything uses C nowadays, no?
I'm seeing them for 1 buck per cable, that's dirt cheap.

>>939346583
Sort of not really, plenty of shit still comes with MicroUSB.
USB-C is getting more regular but I rarely ever have bought anything with in.
The first thing I've actually received that used USB C rather than MicroUSB was my leverless controller.

>>939346674
Maybe if you're some sort of technopath that is.
I don't know of anything nowadays that comes with microusb

>>939346789
Crap

Good night anon. Remember to recycle.
>>939346583
Micro USB is old? I thought that stuff was futuristic... I must have seriously neglected my tech tree.
>>939346674
levers... in a controller...? redstone...?

>>939346789
I mean, fair I guess.
Either way makes no difference to me, I own things that need microUSB and thats all that matters to me.
>>939346878
An arcade stick is referred to as a lever..

>>939346901
Joylever.
Must be old things.
>>939346878
Goodnight.

>>939347009
Define old, I dont think a few years is that old.

>>939346878
Good night.

>>939347044
Few years? That's ancient.

>>939347186
Okay now youre just rage baiting.

>>939346406
Not really. I'm just here to check out the thread trying to keep it alive while everyone is still busy or asleep.

>>939347213
Depends, do you feel rage-y?
>>939347389
That's an odd hobby.
I'll have some wine. What else have you been up to

>>939347810
Post a picture of potemkin and I might.

>>939347877
How about we buff nago, he needs it.

>>939348061
Fuck no, he just got nerfed we are not buffing him again.

>>939347810
I just got back from posting.
Let me buy some sojus, at the convenience store.
Finding a job, I managed to get my final interview but I kinda flunked it so I will probably be looking for another.

*Yawn*

>>939348087
He needs it more than ever, it's not fair if he can only oneshot you sometimes instead of every time.
>>939348196
I'll torment you about it anyway, lol.
Do what you want.
Got tired of the old job?
>>939348297
Yawner.
>>939348561
Vivi

>>939348646
Hi friend

>>939348646
Okay NOW youre really ragebaiting.

>>939348561
Peekaboo!
>>939348646
Spicy, sizzling fajitas!

>>939348715
I've been spotted

>>939348683
I'm think about cooking some mandarin shrimp eggrolls.
>>939348710
Goodnight Suomi.
>>939348715
With meat?

>>939348854
That sounds amazing. I've only ever had very plain ones.

>>939349287
Cheese, shrimp, green onion.

>>939349419
I sometimes cut mine open and stuff them with General Tsos at buffets but that hardly counts lol
That sounds tasty.

>>939349453
Talking about chinese, I want to eat a pound of sweet and sour pork.
Not right now, but anytime else, lol.

>>939346583
a

>>939349540
I mostly eat sushi but do love some sweet and sour.

>>939349546
Ah.
>>939349700
We only have those california style sushi here.
And handrolls, which are basically bastardized tempura rolls.

>>939348646
Rightfully so.
Mhm.
None of my old coworkers are there anymore, so I left when everything went stable.

>>939349777
We have a decent variety around here. It's not healthy at all but I love when they just take the sushi that hasn't sold yet and tempura fry it. So good.

>>939349777
7a7a7a

>>939349851
Eating out shouldn't be about healthy, if you want to eat healthy might as well cook at home.
>>939349796
Yeah yeah.
Drinking on a weekday? Isn't that totally lame? I say as I sip on some merlot.
Looking for the same type of job or something else

>>939349998
Look >>939350077

>>939350104
Its a sign....

>>939348824
Snake? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAKE!
>>939348854
With brownies.

>>939350077
I agree but I prefer to not eat that poorly too often lol
Especially with fried food. Can make you feel super sick.

>>939340526
Wifey

>>939350181
I can hear this post lol

>>939350170
Of what?
>>939350181
That... doesn't sound like it goes together.
>>939350191
Yeah I practically never eat out, it's also expensive on top of that.

>>939350331
of something with a 7

>>939350765
The numbers, anony, what do they mean?

>>939350077
It is, but it's only 20% alcohol so it won't gonna destroy my liver much which is more lame. Anything that gets me some decent pay really except for illegal stuff.

>>939350954
Would you rather get something that disolves a hole on it? Reminds me that everclear has a warning on the bottle because it has too much fumes which are flammable lol.
I remember you wanted to play a game last time, I was going to offer to teach you to pirate or to pirate it for you, but you dipped and I got pissed off about it. It's just funny now.

>>939350931
it means you should call

>>939351904
Okay give me your number.

>>939351363
Of course not. The pain will be astronomical if I do that. Delivering them must be stressful because the bottles may break and the vapor will spread inside while being transported. It feels like I have very strong commitment issues, I started rejecting people who tried in hitting me after realizing that.

>>939352054
something tells me you'd leave spam messages or wake at 2 in the morning

>>939352421
The liver regenerates rather quickly, 2 weeks are enough for it go back to normal after some heavy drinking.
Eeh, I doubt it, the bottles are sealed, and glass bottles are stupid hard when they are filled with liquid. Empty bottles break easy.
You're just noticing that now? It sure took you a while but atleast you're aware of it I guess.
>>939352555
Stop making numbers repeat.
I wouldn't do that.
I would send you lightly clothed anime women tho.

>>939352870
its my time to shine!
ever done it before?
ok you reeled me back in
can you even send those via MSM? or are we talking more of an app like Telegram or WeChat

>>939353025
Not anymore it ain't.
No, I don't speak to people, in general.
You can.

>>939353256
I still enjoyed it
so why do you want my #
you can? how many do you send a day

>>939352870
That is too slow. It would be best if I really drink in moderation. It's still funny witnessing some people breaking a glass of alcoholic drink after purchasing them, they still break after all even in the freezer.
Indeed. It's tough to accept at first but everything checks out so I have to accept it truly.

>>939353674
What an outstandingly positive outlook.
You offered.
None, I don't speak to people, are you paying attention?
>>939353729
People chilling white wine in the freezer just to forget and the bottle to explode yeah, mind you, liquor (80 proof/40%) doesn't freeze, so it's safe in the freezer.
One thing is being aware of an issue, it's a different thing entirely to do something about it.
I'm about to finish the bottle too, don't be stupid and drink some water.

>>939353995
believe for a second
and you wouldn't still....
you don't have to speak to send anime related content, or do you???

>>939354401
Believer.
I wouldn't do what you think I would. But I would do what I usually do.
I don't.

>>939353995
I'll take note of that. That might help someone if they are going to put their beers inside the freezer again. I am trying, I might just ask for therapy at this point if there is no other option. I am doing it right now, I am going to sleep once you reply though. Thank you for having time with me tonight even though I am trying my best to respect your space just to prevent any negative vibe in this thread.

>>939354620
we are all believers
so do
mmk

>>939354675
If therapy works for you go for it.
Yeah I could tell as much.
I still have very mixed feelings about you.
I'll be paying attention. Rest well.
>>939355284
Night night, anon.

>>939355421
noooo

.

ayy

..

the skyline is back up

>>939363956
Perkele.

>>939365560
Vittu saatana.

>>939366150
Saatana.
This was a very successfull interaction.

>>939366395
Good talk.

>>939366879
I could send you 10 microusb cables, they're cheap and have free shipping.

goo morbin

>>939367305
Goob blorpi.
>>939367401
So old.

>>939367435
its blorpin time

bombardino crocodilo

>>939367435
And so too will you. As the river carves too the coast, you too shall grow in age.

>>939367509
Fuck my stupid glorpchud life.
>>939367509
Gongg
>>939367549
Bombini goosini.

>>939366968
Thats epic, youll have to dox me first though.

>>939367785
I dance in light, and in dark, I will never die.

>>939367916
At most a couple generations will remember the ways in which our lives never mattered so who cares if its a waste?

>>939367791
I called the boss drop system a slur. Giving me 2 of the weekly boss loot, instead of 3.

>>939368042
I'm just gonna do my own thing.
And one day I'll croak, and that's that.
>>939368123
Got too greedy.

>>939368937
It'll happen again.

It was bothering me because 55 seconds into hearing it, for jingoku sensei nube 55 seconds in the intro they use the William Tell overture after 1min and 55 seconds
https://youtu.be/c7O91GDWGPU?=tJtS0WPFAvtuczSU
then hell teacher nube
https://youtu.be/493DJEmz8Yc?=Lu0Jt3_4fpBB_KGz

>>939369044
I am sending the child soldiers to attack eldritch beings again.

>>939369842
One would expect you to have more characters than just the children...

>>939369208
I'm not looking to have a relationship with anyone

I'm not looking for love

I will not worship or revere anyone or anything

I do not give a fuck about anyone or anything, including but not limited to

>>939370002
Pretty sure Bronya and Gepard are minors. Klara absolutely is.

>>939370805
They sure don't look underaged. Though they don't look super old either.
Klara is a baby.

.

>QOTT:
Do you think your waifu enjoys online shopping on sites like Amazon or eBay? What do you think she buys?
>Suzuka
I imagine Suzuka enjoys browsing things on both sites now & then, whether it be tea cups from Japan, clothing, books or even calligraphy supplies. She most definitely has a Prime membership, and no doubt is very direct & detailed when it comes to leaving feedback on eBay.

>>939375824
No she prefers dark alleys.

>>939376235
And just what does she buy in dark alleyways?

>>939376307
Illegal firearms.

>>939376341
Glocks with switches and high capacity magazines?!
Are you sure she's not buying bootleg Fumos?

>>939376834
She could get those off ebay.

>>939376341
Seija's blicky.

>>939376944
her what.

>>939376865
But where would she get money to buy illegal firearms?

>>939377194
who needs money when youre already wanted.

>>939377244
She's robbing shady back alley arms dealers.

Oh shit, I missed a perfect reason to post picrel.

i know im in the hood because the litter isn't mcdonald's or gas station but fried chicken and newports

niggerfaggot trannys

>>939380336
Would Seija be a headbanger, do you think?

>>939381208
she doesnt have enough hair.

>>939381238
Since when do conventions of normality limit her?

>>939381312
Since I said so.

>>939381353
She has long hair sometimes, though.

>>939381428
Sometimes isnt enough.

>>939381444
I can't argue with such trips.

uuuuuueeeeeeeee....

I love my wife.

>>939381515
Aaaiieeeee
>>939381893
Would Yuki love the reliability of a honda civic?

>>939382682
boss asking if i can work after i already offered for double time and was declined

>>939383007
Maybe they were trying to simp for another worker and they turned down the extra hours.
Apparently I'm enrolled to start some classes.

>>939382682
Yuki does not express, and presumably does not hold, clear human values of love for menial things in life. However, given her lack of interest in flashy items and tendency for picking the thing that is most practical, she would probably pick a Honda Civic if it were the most reliable option (for the times when superhuman movement does not suffice).

>>939383076
no, I was told "we're not offering double time" and my response is that they apparently don't need me to work extra shifts then
they can mandate me to come in, which is double time, or i can pick up and take double time, or i can work just my hours scheduled
what classes o:

>>939383293
>>939383293
>>939383293