Thread 939462270

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how to get money with crippling depression and sleeping problems?

floof

Professional jazz musician

>>939463066
what about mediocre and unmotivated melodic death metal musician?
oh wait, nobody cares about metal even when it's good lmao

>melodic death metal
Enjoy touring tiny venues for almost no cash

>>939463146
exactly
there is no money to be made in music or entertainment
and that is why I am fucked

I suppose I could learn chemistry and try to become a top drug dealer
that sounds kinda fun, I like chemistry

>top drug dealer
Sort of a short-term gig for most

most people are stupid
as long as I'm careful I won't get caught

>depressed and want to sleep
>need food to feel better
>nothing to eat
guess I'll just die

requiescat en pace whoever u r

>>939463946
Your drug lord career was even shorter than I guessed

I need a horny trans mouse housemate

>>939464886
We all do

pretty sure you can just delete at least 2 of those adjectives

But I like all three

beggars can't be choosers tho

>>939465690
wow u

Time to try this cheap whiskey I suppose

Hey guys, maybe one of you can help me.

I'm looking for a German shepherd in a WWII German uniform with blue eyes, kneeling in front of a map, and her name tag on the arm says Nicole.

find multiple old soups in the freezer
mix them all together
dinner
super soup
mystery soup

Bump

>>939466318
Mmmm mega soup

>>939466732
Soup

>>939466732
all these old ham (and probably potato) soups are carrying it.

>>939466923
Ham soup is tasty. Now I want soup. Hmmm, I guess I have ramen

whatever soup had all the turkey chunks is NOT carrying it.

hmm

imagine rolling 10 six sided dice and getting all ones at birth and that shits you out in the middle of inland Sudan. and then a landslide whelps you. and then almost no one in the world gave a shit.

I'm still looking for a German shepherd in a WWII German uniform with blue eyes, kneeling in front of a map, and her name tag on the arm says Nicole.

>>939467631
i did some poking around, i can't find anything. but ima scrub at these kinds of things.

prolly not what you want

>>939467907
I see :( I saw it a couple years ago and then never again

>>939467967
Nope but nice pic

gug?

gug

its gunna be either that, or I just go back to vidya

Gwegle

You know, he's right, it could be worse, I could be gwegling

gwungle

Oh no he didn'

gwungle

yea

hi yeen

pat pat

>>939470520
ausgezeichtnet

>I had t make a ritual circle about that about that big once
>except it was alot more complicated
>and I didn't have clean sand to make it on.
>whole shindig took months

>>939471308

I'm not going to talk about my jellyfish-related dream that I had on Monday.

I'm just going to admire that pic and move on.

wut if we want to hear about it?

spongebob levels of jellyfish?
or buncha moon jellies washed up on the beach jellyfish?

>>939472127
why inclination to star equator and not ecliptic?

>>939472315

Okay, then. I'll tell it. It's very brief.

I often dream about being a magic cat. One of his abilities is transformation. Like most dreams focusing on that ability, this one began with me already transformed.

I was in the form of a jellyfish and I had been captured by a group of vampire women in Victorian dress. The first vampire held me in glass jar and passed me to the second vampire. When she reached in to grab me out of the jar, presumably to gloat over her capture, I stung her and the dream abruptly ended.

>>939472609
I don't know why he made that choice. or why anyone would choose to define it that way.

>>939472717
seems kind weird since the ecliptic plane is what defines seasons

This trio of vampire women actually appeared in a second dream where they tried to argue that my abilities stemmed from me being a vampire myself.

I corrected to say that I was a werewolf instead. At which point I took on an appearance with gray fur and fangs, but still very much had the same body type as a Garfield or Heathcliff.

I don't normally say this, but I felt quite adorable in that moment. I looked like a vicious Ewok.

As random as the first dream was, I can pinpoint the influences on it.

I went to the opening of Halloween Horror Nights where one of the "scare zones" had a bunch of female vampires. (It figures that the area I spent the least amount of time in would work its way into my dreams.) And the jellyfish comes from the magazine that I was reading on the plane.

I purchased a National Geographic on predatory animals and they had a weird section of several pages focusing on jellyfish.

interdasting stuff floof

with how little I've been eating I may actually end up being skinny again
depression anorexia isn't too bad

>>939472753
he could have used a better map projection as well

Silksong is hard

>>939472876
lol

>>939472927
equirectangular is what you pick when you don't want to pick a projection.

>>939472891
People with depression go to work

>>939472982
some of them do
the people who care might, but those of us with no will to live don't bother
we're gonna die one day anyway

:3

>>939473050
well you're trying
you wouldn't get it, boomer
my zoomer friends don't care either, and I don't even think one of them is depressed

sir, this is a no :3 zone

it is a wendys tho

I'm listening to holy bible during work, 5 books of Moses and book of Jesus Navine are done

>>939473101

surprisingly wholesome

>>939473123
if you have no will to live, why are you alive?

>>939473194
any particular reason?

we've lost him Jim.

>>939473248
haven't got anything to kill me yet
motorcycles aren't cheap

>>939473248
Interest in theology and religion

its called a steel wedge

>>939473281
They are cheap compared to cars

>>939473281
I'm sure you can think of something

>>939473302
neat

>>939473281
Stupid excuse. There are hundreds of free and instant ways to kill yourself. Stop being such a fucking pussy.

>>939473325
yeah but that requires work

>>939473327
throw some money my way and I'll make your wish finally come true

by the gods the living are squishy

>>939473378
I didn't say it's my wish. Just saying there is clearly some will left in there somewhere.

if we take away ur milk u'll become brittle

>>939473410
you literally said it a few days ago
you have both said you want to kill me, and agreed with others who have said so

>>939473431
dont think I did

>>939473401

what does it unlock?

>>939473491
chastity cage

>>939473482
then you must have drank away your memory more than I have with smoking weed because you have said it many times now

>>939473521
if you say so

>>939473511
Kek

>>939473551
this isn't a matter of me "saying so" because you have absolutely said this multiple times
at the very least you want to get rid of me
want to get rid of me?
follow up on your promise years ago and I'll go buy a sport bike that way nobody has to deal with me anymore

>>939473663
you've told me to kill myself too
what does it matter

>>939473663
Stop telling lies and making excuses. You could kill yourself right now, this hour for free. You're not going to do it so stop talking shit to the other guy.

>>939473746
what it matters is that one of us doesn't do it for attention and self flagellation

>>939473782
right, you're the only person here who has ever had suicidal ideations. you're so special.
wasn't even trying to be hostile. was just pointing out the flaw in your "no will to live" statement.

>>939473765
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of my perspective
I'm not trying to die, I'm trying to get close to it
if I wanted to kill myself I'd do fentanyl, but I don't
I want to feel something, and if that means getting close to dying then I want it
that's why I want real heroin, not fentanyl, and that's not gonna happen
motorcycles are as close as I can get these days

>>939473835
it isn't a flaw in my statement
see >>939473836

>>939473165

Is awooing allowed?

it's about living on the edge, not jumping off it
you just don't understand

>>939473836
So you admit you are lying to the other guy when you tell him you will kill yourself if he gives you money.

>>939473938
no, but if it happens then it happens
I never made any promises

my bad. didn't know living with your rich mom is considered living on the edge.

>>939473836
What? Sounds retarded

>>939473868
we are furries, after all.

>>939473960
eth nooooooo D:

I want to dance with death, not be taken by it

>>939473974
I don't have any desire to work, but I definitely have a desire to ride bikes
I don't know how else to explain this to you because clearly you're the one who is lying when you say you want to die
if you actually did then you'd get a lot closer than I have

>>939474015
it is retarded, but I've been doing it since I was a kid and fucked up my teeth
it's about adrenaline, feeling free and not knowing what is going to happen
drugs were kinda fun, but not the same
but with a motorcycle you're in control, mostly
having the power to end yourself right then and there is exciting

>>939473378
>throw some money my way and I'll make your wish finally come true

So you wont admit that this is a lie.
Even though it's right here.
Got it.

"just by twisting this throttle I could kill myself right now"
that is living
you either get it or you don't

>>939474105
Don't worry, I was sitting in the back of the plane, and had the presence of mind to not panic and get out... and im a skeleton.

>>939474111
What adrenaline? You just make it up to be special

>>939474155
thank goodness

>>939474198
huh?
make what up?
are you really going to believe one sociopath who stalks me every day?
it isn't a yes or no to wanting to die
it's more complicated than that
it's like someone going into the military knowing full well they *may* die, and if it happens then it happens
it's whatever

bed?

>>939474311
That's my plan before this autism literally kills me

>>939474381
i brushed my teeth, im ready to go.

>>939474431
night

>>939474090


are we not men?

>>939474539
we are not

live damn you

why tho

because i will it so

not like that

>>939475976
What the heck are you talking about???


Lol, they are pretty easy to recognize in real life

cat is that you?

>>939477276
Assuredly not.

thats a shame i had something for you

Kick the cat.

nyet

Kyaaa~

Suffering denied :(

KICK ME HARDER

Hmm...

it's funny to me how someone can claim to be suicidal, yet they've never done anything suicidal in their life
like someone screaming out saying "take me, my love!" from a distance, and never once stepping towards her
it takes a truly suicidal person to dance with Death - not just once, but as many times as you can
those who fear Death only think about her; those who live in Death dance with her, and come back again and again

>"welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?"
"I think about dying every day!"
>"okay, and? lmao"
meanwhile, my crazy ass...

Also kick Darwin.

I never felt more at peace than times I got closer to dying, like mixing benzos and alcohol
>"respiratory depression? hey, that's kinda cool, I could die lol"

>>939479368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xyxtzD54rM

Test

Now I must go, the store needs me money.

www.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.com

Spyro.

And now he'll be forever known as CatCa$$h.

No...

>>939482065
I'm in the mood for some sinning, what should I sin to?

Rat and cat interspecies.

>>939462270 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag

I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT.

You are lucky that you have a drawing tablet which you can use to create some, then.

>>939482519
I'm gonna smack you.

>>939473960
fun facts
it was suppsed to stay straight but the engines dug into the soil uneven and it fucked the whole measurement up big time
the plane was remote controlled
they still managed to gain some insights on how the seats sucked, breaking the dummies legs with utmost precision
the fuselage of the 737 is derived from this model